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Ohaiyo = Morning in Japanese

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PandarBoy 16 hours ago

@MissEmmyMonster Oh hi galaxy xd

GamersCamp 4 days ago

Oh hai android phone!

MissEmmiMonster 6 days ago

Poor Johnny. I can just imagine when he went to heaven:

Johnny "Oh hai, God."

God: "You can't come in, Johnny."

Johnny: "How du you mean?"

God: "Suicide s a mortal sin. You go to hell for it. Didnt you know that?"

Johnny: "I did nahhhht."

SixHundredWays 1 week ago 12

@SixHundredWays I read nearly every comment that is posted on this video and this is the first one in a LONG time that actually made me laugh out loud!

BrianPitt612 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos

also, oh hai hanz brix

ursie1986 1 week ago

forgive me, i am new to the internet, but is this where spelling 'oh hi' as 'oh hai' came from?

ursie1986 1 week ago

Oh Hi @ursie1986 ;) Not sure...if it is, that'd be news to me...

BrianPitt612 1 week ago

@ursie1986 LOLcats

Xackadee 1 week ago

Oh hai darkness. xD

GlitterCroft07 1 week ago

Hi doggie

MARIOFREAK821 2 weeks ago

Oh hai gan bawroll xD

commentninja12 2 weeks ago

LOL! XD

baahhhFATALITY11 1 month ago

:O This film copied my videos.

TheQuentinSK8 1 month ago

ooohai

GabZonY 1 month ago

Oh hai YouTube posters!! :D

ShiftaelV2 1 month ago

O Hai!!!

eaglesheild1 1 month ago

@eaglesheild1 - o hai eaglesheild1! (Doggy says "hai")

Saur 1 month ago

1:00 Oh Hi gun barwuu

lilshortkid100 1 month ago 2

Everyone's so polite.

gerardz101 1 month ago

O hai guise

maynardjamesdisciple 1 month ago

This has been flagged as spam show

Please, everyone check my *fake* trailer for Tommy's documentary!! I'd really want to see this happen and maybe my video will inspire someone to make the documentary of our dreams!!! :D

petsnrocks 1 month ago

As Shaye St. John would say, "Hello again."

GoreyOr 1 month ago

the gun barrel one, fuck genius

theheckwithit 1 month ago

Good God, there is an insane amount of greeting in this video! Oh hi, "Post" button.

JunKazamaFan 2 months ago

so anyways, how's your sex life?

SirPieceofshit999 2 months ago

This has been flagged as spam show

Please, everyone check my *fake* trailer for Tommy's documentary!! I'd really want to see this happen and maybe my video will inspire someone to make the documentary of our dreams!!! :D

petsnrocks 2 months ago

I believe the important word here is "high."

Yapshire 2 months ago in playlist The Room

ohai keyboard

muetter 2 months ago

Wow, I thought I was gonna watch like 10 maybe 15 "Oh Hi's". Nope, I basically watch whole movie with the sex cut out.

rekcere 2 months ago 7

Oh hi compilation

EvisceratorBand 2 months ago

oh hi oooo? :D

OverDevLP 2 months ago

Tommy in jail.

Oh hi, soap.

Oh hi, tiles.

Oh hi, penis

theknightswhosayfrak 2 months ago 4

Oh hi building.

theknightswhosayfrak 2 months ago

i live in Oh-hi-o XD not really

javidrafiek 2 months ago

Nazi: Oh, sit hi!

Drug addict; Oh I am hi

Ohio citizen: Oh hi o

Karate : Oh... Haii!! (breaks a brick)

GrizzliPL 2 months ago

It is stupid how funny this is.

Caboose4rpresident 2 months ago

shut the fuck up and leave the real video like it is

MrClassikal 2 months ago

@MrClassikal Calm down, Tommy.

ambskater97 1 month ago

OH HAI GUN BARROWRR

dangerale 2 months ago 36

Ohai commenters

SirChubbyBunny 2 months ago

thumbs up if u got bored and typed ''o hai'' on youtube. xD

sheccidtizzhy 2 months ago 4

O hai ganbaoooowwww

Raizeo 2 months ago 2

Oh hi Mark, again

TheShadrachs 3 months ago

0:54

Oh, high building.

BasicEvil18 3 months ago

I believe this movie holds the record for the most "oh hi"-s in the history of film making.

And that's not counting Mike, Bill, and Kevin's contributions

NarfoOnTheNet 3 months ago

That 'Oh hey mike!' always makes me laugh at 0:13

awesomeness

Oh hi gunbarraughh...

dking987returns 3 months ago

$6 million. That's how much this movie cost to make.

I believe this is the end of civilization as we know it.

DeadlyGrim 3 months ago

Oh, hi YouTube!

napalmocean 3 months ago 60

@napalmocean Oh hai napalmocean

Deathshuck 3 months ago

@Deathshuck Oh, hai, Deathshuck!

napalmocean 3 months ago

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Blannaface5 2 months ago

I don't know why this was so funny.

fundles420 3 months ago

Oh hai gun bear-wuh

inferno232 3 months ago

One of the best rifftrax. Go buy it

Tareltonlives 3 months ago

Oh hi BrianPitt612 how's your sex life?

StupidWizardFilms 3 months ago

Oh Hi Video

StupidWizardFilms 3 months ago

it is impossible to have a spoiler for this movie, it's not about anything!

jazzjackblackskull 3 months ago

Oh hai guyz!

BenjiProductionsXL 3 months ago

Oh hi, Garbage day!

Sylar377 4 months ago

Thumbs up if you can't stop pressing 8.

solepixel 4 months ago

Ohai- Nope, Chuck Testa.

DemonBlade008 4 months ago

Oh hai internets!

chair1234567 4 months ago

O Hai, "o hai" comment!

JaykSzarii 4 months ago

Oh hai, you fuckin' AMAZING Youtube-Users.

kuribayashi84 4 months ago

oh hi comments

cjvs1604 4 months ago

oh hi waste of time

1hopeless1 4 months ago

Oh hi gun barelooou

KyoteeWilliams 4 months ago

oh hi drug dealer!

thegingerbreadninja 4 months ago

@thegingerbreadninja oh hi thegingerbreadninja

xs1ner 4 months ago

oh hi Hi!

giurtuhutrhj 4 months ago

Doggy says hi

joeybeta 4 months ago

Oh hi Youtube!

raidonzaper 4 months ago

oh hi sidewalk

demonicvampireful 4 months ago

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that rocked

zalliwa 4 months ago

OH HAI!!!!!!!!

colfury100 4 months ago

Tommy lives in Ojai, California.

simpsonstan7 4 months ago

Tommy Wiseau lives in O Hi O. "Ohio" lol :XD

GCXtremeBoomboxUnit 4 months ago

OH HI GUN BARRWLL!

Temarisboy 4 months ago

Oh hi BARWLLL

wWHiramWw 4 months ago

So hows your sex life?

MrIlive4metal 4 months ago

Johnny must really hate Michelle if he just says "Hello" instead of "Oh hai".

LostFanaticBenLinus 4 months ago

oh hi credits!

BJ64Th3M0v13f4n 4 months ago

what a funny story

ZaBadger 4 months ago

Lmfao!! I didn't want it to end! Hahaha!

Fotclove 4 months ago

O hai gun barrow!

Lifeofhalf 4 months ago

Tommy Wiseau:Oh HAI My career, how are you?

Career:YOU'RE TEARING ME APAHT WISEAU

tricksterhuaun 4 months ago 51

Oh hai Croatian cyborg producer/actor/director with a French sounding name.

GeorgePlastiq 4 months ago

Oh hai youtube!

SeeYouNextTuesday0 4 months ago

you're my favorite customer

invaderjay 4 months ago

I liked it when he said hi.

blee427 4 months ago

This movie won an Oscar, you know.

trappeddark1 4 months ago

@trappeddark1 HAH yeah, one made with sticks and glue

tricksterhuaun 4 months ago

@trappeddark1 ha ha ha what a funny story trappeddark1

henshinman 4 months ago

hahaha, what a story, Mark. I'm not going to say oh hai in this comment. Ahh, crap..I'm so tired of this life...anyways how's your sex life?

DowCut 4 months ago

Oh hai gun barre-oh, has to be my favourite gag in the Riff Trax

DannyCBrennan 4 months ago in playlist Oh Hi Denny!

Oh hi instant, undeserved thumbs up because of an overused comment.

NerfedFalcon 5 months ago

@NerfedFalcon It's oh hai. get with it.

sweet518 5 months ago

tommy wiseau's doormat says " Oh Hai Tommy"

alexmcphail1000 5 months ago in playlist alexmcphail1000's Favourited Videos

oh hai youtubers! anyway, how is your sex life? It's pretty good haaaa?

sgljc 5 months ago

HIGH DAWGEE

0800Batmobile 5 months ago

this video had me at "Oh Hi"

InquisitorXXIII 5 months ago

0:06

SPOON!!!

maiwork6666666 5 months ago

Tommy Wiseau is a gift from the Gods.

yoe91 5 months ago

Tommy looks like he is high all the time.......

darthspeaks 5 months ago

oh hi servo

BigBadoor 5 months ago

Old Tommy Real-hands, much luckier than edward.

nath909 5 months ago

need a "whatever" or "i dont want to talk about it" compilation.

cyaninternetdog 5 months ago

Oh hi, oh hi.

shahoney 5 months ago

Oh hi, bad Euro actor!

RBEO22 5 months ago

Tommy lives in Oh, Hi -O

SuperNemx 5 months ago 93

Is this movie horribly bad its good?

GoMakeMEaSandvich 5 months ago 40

@GoMakeMEaSandvich Yes.

DuchessAliana 5 months ago

@GoMakeMEaSandvich Its the Citizen Kane of shit films.

cyaninternetdog 5 months ago

@GoMakeMEaSandvich Yes, yes it is

KNIGHTMAREMANIAC 5 months ago

@GoMakeMEaSandvich It's awful to the point that it is completely hilarious and horrifying.

tangycheezexists 4 months ago

@GoMakeMEaSandvich it's called cult movie

MrLabelChannel 3 months ago

oh hai doggie

HuffytheMagicDragon 5 months ago

I'm in a love octogon!

NickelsMan12 5 months ago

O HAI comment box

scifiguy0 5 months ago

OHAI!

WalleWildberrie 5 months ago

OH HI NEWSPAPER

awkando 5 months ago

oh hai rifftrax

FaustTeufel 5 months ago

It was only about 50 seconds in I realised most of these were edited in....

LittleLeeHere 5 months ago

lol riftrax

ProjectXero35 5 months ago

love riff trackx

pigoutultra 5 months ago

*pulls trigger* oh hai bullet

AngusTheWolf 5 months ago

i loved it until the uploader commentary :(

slapchoppa 5 months ago

@slapchoppa they are not the uploader commentary they are commentary from the guys who made the mst3k who was a show were they are talking and making jokes over crappy movies and now their show is called rifftrax really funny guys check out on youtube for their mst3k riffs

athomicritics 5 months ago