GAYS CAUSE EARTHQUAKES!

[tammy999a]

The jewish religion died when rabbins borned... I am jewish and lesbian. I am proud of both things! But I just HATE rabbins.

[LeelooBrasil]

niiiiiiice!!! love your videos!!! thanx

[orangelez]

im crying with laughter

[SimpleWalker32]

Dicks and hovers don't mix :P I love the show, well done on making epic shows

[Lillemy2011]

I just love you,Lizzy.;)

[AustralianWild]

funny!

[Kilby6969]

Dear Rabi,

We were right along side Jewish people in the concentration camps.

Sincerely, the peeps with the fuchsia triangles.

[celestialsalamander]

@Kilby6969

mmmmmmmmmmm

ture.

the lesbians wore blake ones though.

[Clawdragoons]

I need to stop shaking my male member in naughty places.

Wait, I'm a virgin.

I need to START shaking my male member in naughty places.

Sorry for the confusion just there.

[MoonWitchRuuRuu]

Lizzy needs to bitch slap that rabbi.

[MrsG4y]

LIZZY!!!!!!!!

[Xx8902lolxX]

I'm still in the closet and my family's stupid cause it is obvious what I am xD but anyways you all remember that earlier this same year and earthquake took place near NY, NJ, (around that area ) , well my mom said that's because there are a lot of gays and sinners in those states and I got MAD but I tried to ignore her and not argue with her cause after all I'm not ready to come out yet , even tho I'm the chapstick/soft butch type haha my family is STUPID xD that's all I can say LOL

[erictarin]

Rabbi's don't read Bibles...............and the Bible isn't stupid........As a gay Catholic, I didn't really like this webisode.......

[Clawdragoons]

@erictarin The Bible says that homosexuality is an abomination. Saying that homosexuality is an abomination is stupid. Ergo, the Bible is stupid.

Then again, I've always thought that it is strange for someone to be a gay christian, just as I would find it strange if a black man tried to join the KKK (in both cases, self-haters excluded).

[erictarin]

@Clawdragoons WoW intelligent argument, If I don't agree with you then I'm stupid, and you compare gay christians for the kkk. you must be very confused and angry. The Bible doesn't say there is anything WRONG with homosexual feelings. You are confused by humans who use contextomy. Try reading the Bible sometime THAN call me stupid because I don't agree with you.

[Clawdragoons]

@erictarin I never called you stupid. I said that the Bible was stupid for condemning homosexuality.

And you are right in some respect. The bible does not specifically condemn homosexual feelings as far as I remember. The Bible does, however, condemn homosexual actions multiple times. Would you like me to quote you the passages, if you don't believe me?

I happen to have read large portions of the Bible, although I have not read it cover to cover.

[Clawdragoons]

@erictarin Also, I didn't compare gay christians to the KKK. I said that being a gay christian seems to be to be similar to a black man trying to join the KKK, in that in both situations, a person is trying to belong to a group which is quite hostile to them.

[erictarin]

@Clawdragoons as a gay christian, I must say that gay people are more hostile to me than christians are. So by your opinion I shouldn't be gay either. My Christianity and my homosexuality are like my skin and blood in my body. How and why would you take your skin off and keep the rest of the body, or your blood supply? Both are intricate parts of me, that I can't hide, or delete. I am ok with me, and so is God. That's all that matters. ♡

[Clawdragoons]

@erictarin Yet more clarification. I'm not saying that the majority opinion is what makes it strange that you area christian. I'm saying the teachings of your own holy book are hostile to you (assuming you are not celibate), and that makes it strange.

[erictarin]

@Clawdragoons by who's interpretation? Those lines that are pulled out of the Bible are referring to male rape. and who said I'm not celibate? That's one good way to avoid HIV.

[Mikanojo]

@erictarin Your situation is different than mine. i am a lesbian Christian, and many lesbians become hostile to me when they discover i am in a faithful marriage with a beautiful woman and not willing to whore around with them, while many Christians try to deny our Christian marriage, hoping to condemn us to Hell for fornication. I am neither whore nor fornicator, i am a faithfully married wife.. and because of that neither the lesbians nor Christians accept us.

[MsDreamstream]

hm...so if gays cause earthquakes then I guess it's wrong of me to hit the like button isn't it? ....it's a shame I'm a bad girl >.> shh don't tell the rabbi! <3

[sunshinecollins]

So fricken funny. Go Lizzy, get em.

[redvelvetmafia]

You are awesome Lizzy!

[rainbowpagan2]

we been having really bad flooding in center PA in the USA he be blaming the gays for that next LOL

[Norn]

lol earth quakes are caused by the earth not People lol

[japrece95]

i love you lizzy the lezzy you the greatest <3

[AlyLunatika]

I love you Lizzy! :)

[MissLolaRose]

I think he shall be sufficiently insulted that you compared his beard to your muff. Ha! xooxoxox

[NatandGeorge]

gays, sure, but not lezzies -- you gals make the world a more beautiful place!

[dd3953]

The video was great - but where's the CC?

[FabianWilliam]

I love bagels with cream cheese. Lizzy, once again you are spot on.

[TheGAGAFULL]

LOL @ - deep throat a pork sausage

[HidekiMotosua]

Silly anti-Gay Juden...

"Kate The Straight". Another classic, Lizzy.

[MsMuffDiva]

rabbi are you telling us the sex you had w/ the gayboy was earth shaking .. does he have any sisters lol

[MsMuffDiva]

@lafemmefatalle A-WOMEN

[woobilies]

I've said it before, but if gays cause earthquakes, I'm a terrorist.

[fudge1monkey]

Rabbi's dont read bibles

[creatorofevil]

For some reason I keep going back to me (I'm on the heavy side) and Rosie O'Donnell throwing a party for fat gays and lesbians and THAT causing an earthquake lol

[rtucker11886]

I'm straight, and I have no problem with gay guys or girls. But can we just start shooting stupid people? Gays cause earthquakes? How fucking retarded are these people? Yeesh!

[littleelf11]

They wanted to say that gays cause earthquake mind-blowing gasms... for that yeah, they can be charged.

[lafemmefatalle]

Can I get an A-WOMEN.

[megasam10000]

i don't know, maybe it was the gay chubby chasers? :P

[YourChillPill13]

I'm afraid i wont think of "cream cheese" the same ever again...

as for " the gays causing the earthquake"? its rediculous, but it would be nice for our side to have that kind of power.

[hilagrgory]

מאז שראיתי אותך במצעד בירושלים תהיתי מה יקרה אם אני אגיב כאן בעברית, הגיע הזמן לפתור את מסתורי העולם.

[YourChillPill13]

the only thing that will happen when you post something in hebrew, is people who want to take the time will use google to translate it; and there is no mystery to the world, we are all conflicting objects hoping for peace and war.

[GreD1Shon]

minus the "stupid Bible" comment, good vid :-) me gusta lesbians ^_^

[motardkool]

Oh, yeah, that was the night (European time) when I and this amazing guy had fun in bed...

Sorry for all the trouble, my dear american friends, we' ll try to be more cautious next time :)

[Paintedavenger]

I've been watching your cartoons for quite some time, and they never fail to make me smile for one reason or another. You bring light to this poor bi's heart, and that's not an easy thing to do in Texas. *shudders* I see homophobes....they're everywhere!

[inquiry10]

bloody hell I didn't think I could cause an earth quake even if I was going to town on it....sigh fine I will calm it down a bit

[sabertooth1980]

Oh Lizzy.. I'm mostly straight (bi) and you keep amusing me. You should make more vids.

[maintoc]

Good one.  :)

[WorstCommenter2008]

Gays probably had a gay mile across the state, causing the earth to shake out of place.

[sharedwisdom187]

we are so dangerous !!!

[CrazyKitty789]

It doesn't belong in a VCR, either. :p

[jsweet83]

first it's boobs causing earthquakes then it's gays hurry up and make your mind which is it you religious people i say for once it's caused by all this hate in the world if you really want to blame it on something :)

[drummer7343]

Bagel with cream cheese BAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

[HomoCyborgZombie]

Telling him to clean his beard up, and that your muff isn't that long...

Implying he's a cunt? :P

[ponetium]

great!!!



[Somniantis]

OMG is he serious??? These people are crazy!!

[tuuLi]

The cis gays don't cause earthquakes but they sure know how to fuck over us trans women.

[DAVETYIOP]

That Rabbi is a hairy muff!

[somesortanaughty]

I saw some retarded comments about this being Gods punishment cos gay marriages were being made legal in NY...looool..but then i saw a comment that it actually was a suspected terrorist attack..So, now the terrorists are moving the earth because gays can get married in NY..??..right?..but why did they go outside Charlottesville doing that?..I think i am getting confused..or something..and i'm not even gay. ;D

[ReeaBeea]

Shake and Bake ;P bake us some Gay bacon Stupid Rabi >:3

[AlexMuse012]

Ur amazing and I luvs u! :D

[reynay69]

Lizzy, marry me! I just love ya!

[sidian3]

Since us gays are so powerful that we can actually cause earthquakes, perhaps we should combine our powers for good and get rid of the bigots.

[mbutchin]

Excellent stuff, Lizzy! Though with material like the Mishnayot and the Gemara, the comedy practically writes itself....

[RhayvenBlood]

Why so much hatred and clear discrimination against the lesbians :(

All I ever hear is a general grouping of Homosexuals, are blaspheming against Gay Guys!

But us muff muchers are always left out! We can be just as destructive as those BOYS with their icky penises, cant we!? O:

[newnikky09]

I love u lizzy!

[0Krusnik0]

Oh come on, even some modern orthodox rabbis aren't as fucking backward as this guy.

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

And why did he not pray to stop the earthquake?

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

I belive many homophobic people confuse gays with sexual perverts. And most so called macho men are always acting queer to freak other people out. I personally keep out of the religious and atheist debate. If you really want to shut the uneducated religions geeks take away all their technology and remind then that Satan is the one that gave mankind the knowledge to invent shit and save lives with medicine rather then pray.

[wilgarcia1]

At least their not blaming other religions or atheists. Does not make them any less disgusting!!!

[Idgie95]

We anger god so much, what with all the 'Oh God , oh god, yes, yes, oh god that's so good don't stop'. It's NOT meant to be pleasurable! lmao

[freakyfunnygirl]

I freakin love you Lizzy!!!!

[sgtmatrix22]

Us Gays are so good in bed...that we always make the earth move ;P

[MyNameNoLongerExists]

saw that story in german class today on channel 1 news

[Sugarhigh352]

Lizzy! I love you xD you inspire me as an out lesbo!

[freakinfamouss]

I love you lizzy!

[sticky170]

Not i a vacuum cleaner??..... oops

[OeditpusRex]

Last year it was boobs that cause earthquakes; now it's gay people. One can conclude only that it must be gay people with boobs, i.e. lesbians.

Really hot lesbians. :)

[darkyn1138]

An attention whoring religious leader? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

[ronoc9]

subscribed :)

[sappicanjel]

I LOVE Lizzy!!!!!

[ElizaLover100]

I think they secretly caused the earthquake. They'll look for any excuse to blame the gays.

[DjTake1One]

It DOESN'T belong in a toaster? ...Feck.

[landofar]

I'm straight, you're funny and I'm now a subscriber!! (:))>

[SweetAndCrazyAngel]

Perfect!! Lol I love this!

[FloraKrazyBitch]

I LOVe lizzzzYZYYY

[SkinnyLennyVision]

Lizzy I LURV YOU! :) Us GAYS do shake the earth, but not with EarthQuakes! :D Hey, and what happened to the intro song??? Your cutting out my fav part! :( Get at me! I gotta whole bunch of Dikes on Ninja bikes! ;)

[PuppyPhoenix]

I thought that we all agreed in the prior Scientific and Historical Fact Revision Meeting that Chuck Norris caused Earthquakes and homosexuals caused the deterioration of society and the family unit...

[DhanielleCiccone]

lol this always cheers me up :D

[IJustPiercedMyBrain]

i admit i caused the quake by "drilling too deep" on the oposite part of the earth...

[babymuse89]

"And certainly don't want them in my mouth!" :D Hahahahah, exactly! :)

[pigwigpa]

MMMM Bagel with lox, but people look at you fun with your breath smells like fish. XD

[Flumpor]

Really? A Rabbi is blaming gays for an Earthquake?

Wow, there are some stupid men out in this world.

btw. keep up the good work, I´m not gay but I still like your Comedy :)

[mickiejamesfan144]

Lmao i luv u lizzy <3

[OtakuInTraining123]

you're so right. whoever blames gays for a freaking earthquake is fucking stupid. 

[Becca5002]

LOVE U GIRL! I'd go so gay for Lizzy! :D

[muhammad15l04l1993]

I think a zsnap is required here :)

[Sonicring123Dubs]

*evil scientist* Yes~~~ Muahahaha~~ I Shall use the gays to power the ultimate earthquake machine!!! I shall have the world at my knee's~~~ *laughs evilly into storming sky*

[Valerieannleeh]

You're amazingly creative and witty! Love everything you put out ;0)

[lizzythelezzy]

@Valerieannleeh oooh with compliments like that i'd put out for you darlin'! ;)

[Valerieannleeh]

@lizzythelezzy Your face or mine... (place) ;0)

[maysoona99]

Oh come on.. there is obviously scientific proof that gays cause eearthquakes.. we just haven`t found it yet (Sarcasm in case you didn`t notice)

[lizzythelezzy]

@maysoona99 haha well said

[Kimjira1]

@maysoona99 Indeed. Gays are having too much amazing sex... earthmoving you might say... Clearly it is not plate tectonics, it's all because an angry god wants to punish queers more than the real scum, like rapists and murderers.

[westindude]

<3 u Lizzy

[TheMiimaster]

It's times like this which makes me amazed why I still follow a religion...

[eli8ania]

Awww. Nice job, Lizzy.

[MrAndicarewhy]

Damn us gays. Lets stop shaking our male members.

[lizzythelezzy]

@MrAndicarewhy you can shake it, just don't shake it anywhere near me! hehe

[aaron31967]

@MrAndicarewhy

There must be an awful lot of male member shaking or else a few awesomely big male members shaking to cause a 5.6 magnitude earthquake.

[lizzythelezzy]

@EqualAndFree i surely hope not!

[GothicZyMe]

and certainly doesn't belong in my muff! jajajajajajajaja damn right

[lizzythelezzy]

@GothicZyMe jajaja actually i said mouth but muff works too! :)

[MrDertroM]

that accent is a killer

[MrLolatyourface]

i jerk 2 your vids!

[lizzythelezzy]

@MrLolatyourface oh, how lovely for you!

[ShesAnOddOneInntShe]

Maybe the gay god sent the earthquake because of all the playa-hatin rabbis?

[finderfinder100]

If this was true shouldn't there have been lots of earth quakes on the east coast before this one

[lizzythelezzy]

@finderfinder100 if it was true there'd be earthquakes all day every day, the way those homos go at it hehe :)

[finderfinder100]

@lizzythelezzy Didn't some nut in the middle east claim that boobs cause earthquakes? So which is it gays or boobs?

[lizzythelezzy]

@finderfinder100 haha don't know, not heard that one before...

[finderfinder100]

@lizzythelezzy It would seem Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, an Iranian cleric claims that showing cleavage causes earthquakes

[AngieMadigan]

Oh boy do I love the way Lizzy expresses herself. <3

[ArielleIsHamming]

guess I have to take my dick out of the toaster..

[AngieMadigan]

@ArielleIsHamming I KNEW IT!!!!!

<3

[lizzythelezzy]

@ArielleIsHamming haha more dick stuff for you Ariel! ;)

[CJCA915]

haha, this is funny.

[lizzythelezzy]

@CJCA915 thanks!

[dardarbinx07]

A new video? :o Yay! We love you Lizzy

Oh and First. (;

[lizzythelezzy]

@dardarbinx07 love u too! oh and congrats on being first ;)