YOU'RE CHINA

[101badgirls]

JD: Why do you keep a globe in your cart

Janitor: in case I get lost

LMFAO

[kiddcrazy100]

geography is J.D's Achilles heel

[SquallLion90]

I don't believe in China...

[BigMisterApple]

hmm.. I always thought the janitor was more of a mongolia type of guy... ah well

[pinkpanther7892]

9 people are china.

[Mouse7991]

To his defence, the janitor does look a lot like china.

[bchscomedygirl]

If the Janitor is China, do we have another world superpower? I think SO!

[CDclaymations]

That's an outrageous accusation...

[eeddy98]

*cough cough* Insert Hetalia reference here. *cough cough*

[fohawk871]

"outrageous accusation" I was crying on the floor from laughing!!!

[nfistfu]

Now I'm hungry...

[DagarMan0]

he keeps a globe in his cart in case he gets lost? when he gets lost... HE FUCKING GETS LOST!

[Griffirid]

@DagarMan0

..with his janitor's cart.

[tangent123456]

LOL so many unexpected scenes from this show, i fucking love it !!

[madhat1979]

maybe miss teen south carolina can help him

[ariennex13]

That's an outrageous accusation.

[HolaSoyMilk]

That looks like such a good sandwich.

[LeBronForTheWin]

@HolaSoyMilk especially when ur hungry, time to check out the fridge!

[Rhioah]

I want that sandwhich......

[lorisoujah06]

That's an outrageous accusation.

[EpicNinja42]

@shinyumbre Except for the actual China. He's an impostor, aru!

[edj2010]

i have the same globe

[HappyGestapo]

9 people are China

[MrMachinimator]

R.I.P Good Scrubs

[vaughngogh]

I know so many girls like that...

[KisiroKitsune]

@vaughngogh Like JD or like the Janitor?

[vaughngogh]

@KisiroKitsune JD.. I know a lot of people like the Janitor, but I know more girls like JD in this clip.

[shinyumbre]

hetalia fans love this scene... x3

[Infinity238]

don't globes have the names of the countries right on them??

[blitzchamp482]

9 people are china

[MrRichardsome1]

In case i get lost

XD

[MultipleNerdgasms]

Great comeback, JD. xD

[ethanoljke]

ill give u a hint, its not a country shaped like a boot :D

[TheF00kFactor]

new scrubs is 13 episodes of something made for money of course its stupid

[dudelikesWoW]

@TheF00kFactor That's a legitimate accusation.

[steeldragon95]

@TheF00kFactor actually the wasn't supposed to be season 9 but a spin-off but abc made them say its season 9 so when season 9 got cancelled it was actually the spin-off and that is why the good season 9 was never made (the more you know lol)

[idontcare4nothing]

why do you keep a globe on your janitor kart

in case i get lost

lol classic janitor

[lolopit]

@idontcare4nothing yep lol gotta love him :D

[Rugger322]

thats an outrageous accusation

[llindhh]

I thought about this on my way to school this morning and it made me laugh so much I almost hit an old lady with my bike..

[TheInuLogical]

Man what could be the answer if Iraq ISN'T the country shaped like a boot? What a mind-boggler. 

[parozi93gs]

@TheInuLogical country that shaped like a boot is italy not Iraq

[TheInuLogical]

@parozi93gs I know. I was kidding. It was a sarcastic remark. But thanks for trying to correct me. You proved you're not an idiot. Good job. (also, that was a sarcastic remark as well)

[parozi93gs]

@TheInuLogical dude u cant belive what i saw in these comments so i cant tell whats sarcasm and whats not u cant belive how many idiots out there sorry if i offend you

[TheInuLogical]

@parozi93gs No hard feelings. Haha. 

[oxxxhinatahyuugaxxxo]

aru.



[Superpear8]

@oxxxhinatahyuugaxxxo :3

[F50Italia]

It isn't the country shaped like a boot

[Kdawg265]

YOU'RE CHINA

[BrawlerGamma]

HER NAME IS HONG MEILING!!

[binder673]

haha pretty sure that last part was improv by Neil Flynn.

[bigmeknurgle]

I'll give you a hint - its not the country shaped like a boot.

[TheShugotard]

@bigmeknurgle Y'mean Bootaly? x3

[Loupin444]

Um at 0:16 he's pointing at Russia.

[TheShugotard]

@Loupin444 YOU'RE pointing at Russia. o_o

[evildeathmonkey1]

@TheShugotard Outrageous Accusation...

[Horjan]

@Loupin444 No no, Russia is a far north of where he is pointing

[TheSorrowfulSoul1]

wheres my bunny?

[kishigo2]

Let me be the one to ask, how many people are watching this because of Hetalia Axis Powers? my friend happens to be one. she showed it to me and i said "scrubs?" and she said "no hetalia" so its blatantly obvious she doesnt kno scrubs at all.

[ChibiVamp232]

@kishigo2 I watched this because of Hetalia yes, but I know what both shows are and where this gag originated >u>

[centricyukinoarima]

@kishigo2 I got to this video and I was actually looking for Scrubs videos... then I saw someone that pops up a comment about hetalia... seriously wtf

I like hetalia and I can separate 2 different things perfectly

I have never heard about someone making reference of hetalia in scrubs.

so maybe and just maybe, if you don't go around posting your friend's way to see a video of a show she/he doesn't know, people won't bash (even more) on the actually not retarded Hetalia fans

[PlasticGreen]

"I'll give you a hand. It's not the country shaped like a boot"

which is MY country XDDDDD

[LTFrostbite]

9 people thought Iraq was the country shaped like a boot.

[CottonEyedJoe1803]

I'm in the top 6 Mathematically advanced people in my city. There's 7 of us and we recently found out that Bill is a tree.

[iLovePCxD]

Stupid americans lol , i still like scrubs :p

[Downsight]

@iLovePCxD:

Er, it's called a stereotype for a reason. Most of us DO own a map and know how to properly use it and know it. x) Anyone with an education at least, and half a functioning brain.

[iLovePCxD]

@Downsight Well that part of ''Most of us'' is very rare actualy.

[Downsight]

@iLovePCxD: What kind of ignorant hicks do you hang out with? I worry about the people you associate with if you really believe that. Because clearly you either do not live in the USA, if you do you live in the deep south and live in a back country town that has never seen a school system, or if you don't live here your basing your unfair stereotypes on a select few idiots that you've met and not an actual population. And stereotyping an entire group like that proves your own lack of education.

[iLovePCxD]

@Downsight I have a bunch of diplomas for computer management,advanced electronics,english(Its a foreign language here),my native language.I'm in the top 10 mathematicaly advanced students in my CITY which has 2 milion citizens.Thank you tardfuck.

[Downsight]

@iLovePCxD: Doesn't change the fact that you're an elitist who's has a major stereotype and prejudice problem. (:

[XYZayne1]

@iLovePCxD I do have to agree with Downsight here, your ignorant accusations against the USA seem to be based purely on stereotypes. If you were to actually look at most Americans, they can point out a country that is not there own; instead of pointed to a random spot and being "I DUN LERND DAT IN SKOOL BOYE." It seems to me that people from other countries ALWAYS have a stereotype about Americans, even though they haven't been here. Biased. Unless you are American, then your bashing yourself.

[DerOrk]

thats sooo dorian-

[eksiarvamus]

Sad to admit, but Dorian is kind of stupid :D

[itachi1839]

@eksiarvamus that is so dorian :D

[NnysVelvetRevolver]

@eksiarvamus

he's JD, what is to be expected?

lol

[777jackpot1]

@eksiarvamus Stupid is funny. Smart is boring.

[eksiarvamus]

@777jackpot1 only in television :D

[SmashLiXs]

wasn't iraq written on the continent

[KisiroKitsune]

@SmashLiXs Iraq isn't a continent, it's a country. Coutnries usually aren't written on globes.

[strateeg32]

@KisiroKitsune

he doesnt say it is an continent dumbass!

He is saying it is written on the continent and that is true!!!!

On a globe the names usually are on the country itself so also on the continent were it is in!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he is right... Iraq is written on the continent: ASIA

PAY ATTENTION AND BE SMART.... IF YOU TRY TO ACT SMART JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

thank you... bytheway everyone who thumped him up must be an idiot 2

[ThatThingByTheShed]

@strateeg32 Wow, calm down...

[strateeg32]

@ThatThingByTheShed

owh come on he was being an idiot -_-

smash neva said iraq was an continent and what he said is true: the names of countries are usually written on the lands themselves and they are situated in the continent therefore the names are written on the continents.

[ThatThingByTheShed]

@strateeg32 You're right, but don't you think you're overreacting?

[HayabusaWill]

One time I thought I was China. Good times.

[MatteXDeath]

@HayabusaWill yep, once happened to me too, not like now...

[robertpetrea23]

i find it amazingly stupid when one cannot tell china (large country) from irak (small country)

[RavinDunk]

@robertpetrea23 i find it amazingly stupid you can't spell Iraq

[robertpetrea23]

@RavinDunk latin people use k instead of q when using a solid consone you idiot.

[RavinDunk]

@robertpetrea23 no need for name calling now

[jamasunda]

@RavinDunk Yeah, in my country we say Írak so often people forget using the "q" when writing in English XD

[gryffindor108]

I'll give you a hint, it's NOT the country that's shaped like a boot. (:

[DarkBladeofLyoko]

I love this show, but whenever I see this clip, I think of Hetalia. I love that show as well, though. So, it's all good.

[wilber818]

he got lost in china

[ml77]

I cant stop laughing when I saw it!

I watched a new tv show where Janitor works "the middle" and the show is funny but Janitor is a little boring there :( it's a waste of his talent

[SegaFortress]

HIS NAME IS HONG MEILING

NOT CHINA

[lolmanlolmanlolman]

@SegaFortress

I lol'd.

Your comment is made of win.

[bahamut99]

@lolmanlolmanlolman I didn't get it... whats so funny about that?

[lolmanlolmanlolman]

@bahamut99

Well, it's an inside joke for fans of the touhou game series, there's this character named Hong Meiling, but everyone just calls her China, and she always get mad about it and do something like yelling "MY NAME IS HONG MEILING! NOT CHINA!"

[boy5freak]

@lolmanlolmanlolman It is known that in 2ch, there was a debate on how to read Meiling's name. One side said Hong Meiling, and the other said Kurenai Misuzu. The debate ended (sort of) when a user said "Why don't we just call her 'China', as her clothing seems to identify her the most." As a result, even after ZUN said "Hong Meiling" is the correct pronunciation in an interview, people kept on calling Meiling "China". touhou.wikia

[lolmanlolmanlolman]

@boy5freak

Thanks for completing, I was too lazy to add the rest at the time.

[strateeg32]

@SegaFortress

is that how the janitor is called in scrubs :P?

[DoctaDeath]

@SegaFortress its actually Glenn Matthews.. but thanks for playing

[TrinityBreaker]

@DoctaDeath It's actually not.

[jesmurf]

@DoctaDeath It's not, when the janitor said that he was messing with J.D.

[DoctaDeath]

@jesmurf it was confirmed by the creators -.-...

[jesmurf]

@DoctaDeath I didn't know that, I thought they intended it to look like the janitor was messing with J.D. Since right after JD walks away someone else calls the janitor by a different name than Glenn Matthews.

[randomuser1975]

Does anyone know any other tv shows or film with the "You're..." retort?

I'll start with watch?v=Xa_db5l0q4Q

[iamzaraki5]

@randomuser1975 That vid was removed. what was it? I've been looking for those retorts as well. I use it but i don't remember where i got it from.

[randomuser1975]

@iamzaraki5

It was a scene from the film "In Bruges", in which a character smashes up a phone. His wife comes into the room and says "It's an inanimate fucking object."

Reply: "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT."

[iamzaraki5]

@randomuser1975 I remember that. Thks. Funny as hell.

[colzimo]

In case I get lost ;DDDD

[CurtisDoverY0]

"My bajingo is on fire." -Elliot Reid (May 2004)

[ml77]

@CurtisDoverY0 hahaha I remember this! and someboy asks what is a bajingo, isnt it?

[robynravenclaw]

JD's adorable when he says "you're China", like a little child. LOL.

[Butcher851]

If this was an actual question, most Americans would still get it wrong.

[MATTMEZZA666]

@Butcher851 You're a Yank so do you know where Iraq is without studying google maps?

[Butcher851]

@MATTMEZZA666

Point me to a globe and i'll show you.

[MATTMEZZA666]

@Butcher851 That would be a little tricky as we're in different countrys.

[ifyoublinkyouwilldie]

@Butcher851 sad but true :s

[DarkestofTimes]

lol Scrubs is like the most entertaining show ever I can watch it for hours.

[UncFro619]

Should kept it going for a few more seconds.

"Needs salt... where's mah bunny?"

[SteffySilvaGurl]

HAHAHAHA

[TfJedisuper]

your china!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololol!!!!!!

[LarryBogary]

in case i get lost lol.

[nurzumspass]

I love how the janitor says "Thats an outrageous accusation!"

[Snyltetast]

@nurzumspass yeah me too :D that's just hilarious !

[Genkai]

I love it, you people take things too seriously lol

[RachaelxDepp]

outrageous accusation.

[arisheps100]

Thats an outrageous accusation.

[DarkLordKoji]

I miss you, old scrubs. The new scrubs is nothing but a bastardization of your old former self. I miss you, JD, Janitor, Elliot, Carla, Ted and etc. D:

[RobinClone]

Aw, they cut out the end when the Janitor takes out his sandwich and says, "Needs salt... Where's my bunny?" Still funny though. :3

[Joel5656]

best comeback ever

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

XD he's said in another episode that geography is his achilles heel

[ElCocinero1991]

The Janitor is right, it is an outrageous accusation.

[Shehdginger]

lol..its sad how he didnt recognise my home land:(

[ihopeyouredone]

only for you.

[Shehdginger]

actually its sad for every one ...cos this place has the oldest civilized culture on earth...so it would only mean that the world now is becoming so ignorant not to recognize such a place

[ThrawnDuGard2]

Thats an outrageous accusation

[dhg19]

hahahhhaaa

[ParkourRJ]

LMFAO! thats an outragouse accusation.

[katcrazy101]

JD looks sad when he walks away

[edney2k7]

YOUR CHINA!! thats an outragous accusation lmao

[GetaLifeMan1234]

in case i get lost. classic.

[TheReterd]

Thats a outrageous accusation!

Lmao Scrubs one of the best of all time.

[monkeyjb1988]

Best Scrubs moment too. Janitor's reaction was what made it classic.

[fiorantino]

you''re china lols xD

[keilxkey2255]

"In case I get lost..."

Damn, when the janitor gets lost, he really gets LOST.

[alexgalvan1]

lmao YOUR CHINA!!

[swanny812]

you're

[freemanareso]

Your, You're Who gives a damn it's youtube.

[swanny812]

well its not my china xD

[partygirl209]

aww, JD is soo cute!!

[CSSBoyScout]

Looooove JD's voice when he says "You're China!" xD

[liamopotter]

YOUR CHINA!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[Mathiassmjomen]

It's you're China, not your China...

[runindry]

aw sweet i get to have a China! I've always wanted one of those!

[medontl]

i dont think it's only the hospital XD

[LuckyCharmsxD]

haha "in case i get lost" How lost does he expect to get in a hospital?! XD XD I love the janitor!!!

[craigybhoy94]

Outrageous Accusation! Lmao!

[SayAnythingGirly]

Honestly one of my favorite clips from the show :]

[Pyro5139]

in case i get lost! LOLOL

[PhenomCurtis]

haha, incase i get lost

[Nazgul100]

Its not the country shaped like a boot XD

[KingSizeSammy83]

things said in the clip

other things said in the clip

[ktlalala]

Wow, Dorian has the same comebacks as I do.

the "face" one and the "you're" one :) Amusinngg

[joshmosh79]

that's an outrageous accusation!

[Star3Light]

I keep saying this to people whenever they insult me, every time someone doesn't get it, a part of me dies on the inside.