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  • R.I.P. Billy Mays

  • you dont need that license shit, you'll be dead anyway!, like a bawss.

  • wait, did he say suicide or surrysied?

  • no carla be dead in just 2 minutes lolololol

  • LOL

  • That ain't right. I'm laughing, but that ain't right.

  • ohhhh, so that's how he died... XD

  • surryside!

  • Carla:hey Billy it's Carla, I need you over at the studio for a production meeting

    Billy:no Carla being dead in just 2 minutes, and see you in hell

    Carla: ok!

    LMAO that line gets me everytime

  • i lolled hard

  • surrieside jack

  • @RepomenKratos1997 yeah it was a video reply to Suicide Putty so I had to do it different than Mark. We both got a laugh out of it too. Some people here don't get it, Making it even more funny.

  • I laughed so hard I cried, haven't done that in ages thanks. <3

  • get rid of the rrrrs out of it and this video would be awesome

  • 11 people didn't die from the suicide jack.

  • Did anyone else notice the youtube video play button bar at 1:05-1:06?

  • "but you don't need that license shit right? you'll be dead ANYway"

    I seriously LOL'd, that was AWESOME!

  • 11 people survived the crash

  • 1:04 OHHHHH THATS HOW BILLY MAYS DIED!

  • i rofled so hard 0:26-0:34

  • Suury-side xD

  • The Car Crashes Are So Fake And Cheesy, And Thats What Makes It Funneh

  • No carla, Be dead in 2 minutes.. LOlolololol

  • kill ur self with convindence

  • So THAT'S how he died!

  • What is Siricide?

  • Surrycide is a serious problem in today's youth... if you see someone acting surrycidal, get them some help ASAP!

  • @trojan12kelley yeah it happens because of fucking kids now making fun of you for problems you cant help

  • @trojan12kelley why do that let the ass die we have to many people on earth any way one less person on earth

  • It transmits x-rays through your speakers. Instead of hearing the other person you die in your car.

  • IN JUST TWO MINUTES C YA IN HELL!!!!!

  • Ahh so thats how Billy Died lol

  • 0:26 to 0:35

    LMFAO!

  • lololo

  • 0:46 But you don't need that licensed shit, right? You'll be dead anyway! XD

  • @xAmRDeUcEx i wet my pants laughing at that part

  • "no carla, see you in hell"

  • LOL  cya ... You @sshole XD ahah

  • I'M GONNA BUY ONE TODAY

  • So THAT'S how Billy Mays died! lol

  • but you dont need that license shit !

  • @SonicBoom91 yup

  • It pronounces Surrey Side, not Suicide

  • Instead of hearing the other person, you die in your car.

  • Instead of hearing the other person, you die in your car!

  • "It's Billy."

    "Hey Billy, It's Carla. I need you over at the studio for a production meeting."

    "No, Carla. Be dead in just two minutes, and see you in Hell."

    "Okay." XD

    "Asshole."

    This is so great, a million likes. 

  • The Suicide Jack in your car can dramatically increase your car insurance, including 88 points off your driving licence. But you don't need that licence shit, right? You'll be dead anyway!

    Best suicide product ever! (Y)

  • Actculy i learnd in health class that suside isin't liilegal!!!! it is how ever to assest someone in suside so in the video Billy is bracking 2 law's talking on the phone while in your car and assesting people with suside!!!!!!!!

  • "But you don't need that license shit, do ya?"

  • this is so fucking hilarious!!!

  • I might have to get me one of these. I've been looking for a way to end it all, but I'm worried about the legal ramifications I would face if I were to commit suicide.

  • "I need you for a production meeting"

    "No Carla I'll be dead in JUST 2 MINUTES."

    "See ya in hell"

    "Okay!"

    "ASSHOLE!"

    ROFL

  • What kills you, the X-rays or the accident?

  • SURRYCIDE IS NOT SAFE AND IN SOME STATES IT IS EVEN ILLEGAL!

  • I wanna die in my car today

  • "No Carla, be dead in just 2 minutes, see ya in hell"

  • Hi, Billy Mays here with the Surycide Jack, the most convenient hands-free device to die in your car.

  • 0:47

    Put you don't need that license shit right?

  • but you dont need that licence shit right? youll be dead anyway!

  • I swear it sounds like he's saying Surricide Cat!!!

  • "No carla, be dead in just 2 minutes. see ya"

  • @BffWillAndAlish "In Hell"

  • Suricide? hahahahaaha wtf? this is hilarious.

  • What the fuck is surriside?

  • suricude jack ( among everything else he advertised) I WANT IT!!!!

  • BEST BILLY MAYS PARODY YET

  • dang it takes 88.7 FM, go figure that's the radio station I work at.

    GO WJMF 88.7 =D

  • Instead of hearing the other person, you die in your car

  • SUREECIDE!

    xD

  • I gotta get me one of those.

  • вкрала моє серце, ти вогонь жінка

  • suricide jack

  • be dead in just 2 minutes. see you in hell. *hangs up*

    asshole.

  • but you don't need that license SHIT right? you'll BE DEAD anyways

  • SURREYCIDE JACK

  • Instead of hearing the other person, you DIE in you car.

  • this is how billy mays died

  • seriecide 2 die in ur car lol XD

  • 88 points off your driver's license. But you don't need that license shit right? You'll be dead anyway.

  • 88 points on your licence!! OMG!!

  • @sciencegey That's NO license, right there!

  • No Carla, Gonna Be Dead In Just 2 Minutes, see ya in hell.

    Ok!

    XD, Great Work Man

  • He's saying suricide

  • no carla, be dead in two minutes, see you in hell

  • "...Ok." *Click!*

  • So thats how he did it...

  • ROFL!!

  • I need to comitt surry side

  • What the hell is Surry Side?

  • Lol the part where he said that he is going to die. I like it!

  • Suricide Jack.

    shamPOW mother fucker!

  • More effort = larger WIN

    Good ideas, though, sir, but many people will not understand the synthesized words. Needs more work.

  • and best of all, if the x-rays doesn't kill you, you will die of cancer LOL Where is my phone

  • LMFAO! 0:25 to 0:35

  • Instead of hearing the other person,

    you die in your car.

  • surrycide XD such a win.

  • well the end shows how he really died but this vid was made before he died i heard rumors that he did crack

  • Billy: its billy

    carla: hey billy, its carla i need you over at the studio for a production meeting.

    billy: no carla, be dead in just 2 minutes see ya! go to hell huh?

    carla: OK!

    billy: asshole

  • Actually, I think it's "See ya in hell, okay?"

  • SUURYCIDE JACK

  • ahahahaha Surrycide

  • surrycide

  • oh godamnit i got xray yestrday cos my throat was blocky....

  • suricide?

  • so the surricide jack works by emitting x ray frequency that attracts trucks. Who cares about science?

  • How will x rays kill me?

  • radiation poisoning

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  • I don't want to imagine the fines for 88 points on my license.

  • lol wtf was that squeaking lol

  • You should have made him say,

    "Instead of hearing the other person, you hear your own screams!"

  • surrisyde jak iz truk magnet.

  • hahahaha

  • Funny at 1:03

  • surryside wtf lolz

    R.I.P

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  • Suicide isn't safe and in some states its even illegal!

    I almost cried from laughing watching this the first time!!!!!

  • @BNSFFREAK747 Fuck I accidently woted that down...

  • @BNSFFREAK747 Fuck, I accidently voted that down...

  • creepy

  • "No carly i'll be dead in 2 minutes cya in hell"

    :okay!

  • Surrey Side?

  • does the suicide jack magnify trucks??

  • ...including 88 points off your driving license. But you don't need that license shit, right?

    LOL! 5'd and fav'd.

  • What happens at the end of this video?

  • but you dont need that license shit right>?

  • surryside

  • No Carla Ill be dead !!!IN JUST 2 MINUTES!!!! see you in hell

  • OK!

  • 1:03 asshole

  • 0:34 so god damn funny the lady got run over by a car

  • Sorry but in just two minutes ill see you in hell!LOL

  • Suryside jack!

  • I don't think that arresting a person who has commit surrycide will do anything much except make an example to the other corpses.

  • I dont understand how the speakers can kill you... BUT WHO CARES!? This is funny Sh*t! XD

  • "Instead of hearing the other person, you die in your car"

    xD lmao!

  • OMG This video was made 1 day before he died...

  • He died on June 28, this video was posted on June 7, three weeks before he died.

  • ガン=カタ じゃなくてフォン=カタ】ガン=カタ とは、映画『リベリオン』(原題:に登場する架空の武術である。­文字どおり「ガン(銃)」と東洋武術の「カタ(型)」を組み合わ­ せた戦闘技法として描 かれている。 ..

  • "surry-cide jack"?

  • Haha, very nice. I love it!

  • I think this video made me commit surricide.

  • HaHa

  • what's surryside?

  • isntead of hearing the other person, you die in your care

    haha

  • I could barely breath from laughing.

    Can't- be dead-in two minuets-see you-in-hell OK.

  • Forgot to add "asshole" at the end.. haha

  • When the lady turned it on at 0:27 I laughed so damn hard. She commited surricide. xD sorry.

  • I can't help but crack up when he says "Die in your car" XD

  • am i the only one hearing surrycide?

  • Yeah I wanted to say "suicide" different than SuspendedAnimation (suicide hooks) and Mark3611 ( Suicide Putty) I got him to say "suricide" when I put it together. I liked it. Thought it was funny too. Thanks

  • I thought you and 5uspended were the same person. You should make this a response to Suicide Putty so the entire trilogy can be in one place.

  • We are ! I still wanted a different way to say it.

    That trilogy idea sounds great.

    HaHa you'll see it later !

  • no carla be dead in just 2 MINUTES see you in HELL-en

  • I crack up evrytime he says "Surrycide" XD

  • Billy must think hes Asian

  • what does that have to do with any thing

  • Because "Surrycide" is Engrish...

  • id buy 1

  • LOL! XD