Sarah Palin's Google Search Story

[funnystuffgreat]

Recorded with a potato.

[texmexman1]

:19 how to rull a blunt

[MegaSilverEyE]

get camstudio

[lemonsaresocoollike]

Pahahahaaa :D

[mackyyoyoyo]

sarah palin is honestly the biggest dumb ass in the world. the only people that should vote for are ignorant rednecks. if she ever comes into the white house this country is going to hell. who the fuck makes a tv series about themselves just to get attention, sarah palin does.

[Nanerdeath]

@mackyyoyoyo oh so shes definitely going to win since three quarters of america is ignorant redecks, and america already elected someone who made their country hell. TWICE! 

[mackyyoyoyo]

@Nanerdeath haha very true

[whackyjackE]

check out mine if you wanna be rich

[doggyadorable]

Cool! Check out my Silly Bandz Search Story!

[peanuthead123hi]

sarah palin= parasalin'

[Nightmareahh]

HOWS THAT... *looks at hand* HOPIE CHANGY *looks at hand agian* STUFF DOING FOR *looks at hand* YA *crosses eyes like a moron* :3 for noobs out there this is a joke

[Crazidud2]

not a REAL search story but funny any way

[ravage154]

lol remove ink from skin XD

[Madzter01]

Haha, wow! this is hilarious! You know what's funny? I'm in Alaska (anchorage) for the summer with relatives (don't worry, I'm a liberal DC girl all the way!), and another one of my uncles lives with his wife and kids in Wasilla. Yes, Palin country! And, they're completely crazy. All of them.

I mean, seriously. My freaking HIGH SCHOOL has more people in it than that "city".

[Punkette151617]

so great XD wish it was better quality vid tho

[DQ8fan123]

#LOL

[amoogashane]

eww. sarah pailin= FAIL PERSON.

[19Zach98]

walalalalalala

[historyblitz]

Haha! Score. XD

[LadyGagaFan901]

I had never thought of that!:0 What a smart person!!!

[masterfun101]

#LOL

[catloverz2]

#LOL

[YoshiSMG]

#Hi

[YoshiSMG]

#LOL

[YoshiSMG]

#LOL

[headbanger623]

@YoshiSMG how do you do that?

[YoshiSMG]

@headbanger623

just type # sign then LOL

#LOL

im just trying if it works with summin else

#HI

[headbanger623]

@johnwelshmorris5 how do you do that?

[johnwelshmorris5]

@YoshiSMG  #LOL

[LadyGagaFan901]

@YoshiSMG How do you do that?

[hirschjoshua]

(: governer spelled wrong so like Sarah Palin! #LOL

[GreenPeaceKid67]

fuck sarah palin

[mathawesome]

@GreenPeaceKid67 That is Right.

[Lakujee]

nice :P watch my google search story! =)

[ChZ001]

Rofl this is just too awesome

[MyIkumuBoi]

OMG

[azulcremaporvida91]

Please Check out my ongoing google search story =)

[snardmjfan1]

check out my searches :)

[DareYou98]

hahaha watch my search storys i make fun of alot of things and find out the real truth about justine bever lady gaga nd micheal jacksoN!! One of the questions is>>> When lasy gagas balls drop what will she sound like??? idk find out?!?

[CinemaGaming]

Does Sarah Palin have tunnel vision or something?

[tdwplover22]

thank god her and mccain didnt win

[MrRapapapapa]

i dont get it :D

[TheSarcasticCookie]

hahahaha the winking!

hahahaha

[davedaysfan111]

interesting

[michaelxxx9]

lol funny

[TheRedneckKilla]

i liked this mines really funny

[stopmotions001]

Ha Ha! nice

[bummercucumber]

Brilliant.

[milesy49]

BRILLIANT 5 STARS

[BeauJames59]

cute and not mean-spirited, an exception for political humor......

[jback1963]

Clever take on the superbowl commercial! Sharpie ink from hand no less - it is difficult :)

(HI MOM!)

[mattheard03]

"governer" = win. Thanks for this.

[iburl]

Good pick for the music

[mathawesome]

@iburl that was VERY SUCKISH!!!!!!!!!!!

[cutiegirl12345678901]

@iburl i agree it makes sarah palin sound stupid

[LeUnoriginal]

@cutiegirl12345678901 Yeah cut it out. She doesn't need any help sounding stupid.

[cheezymouse297]

AMAZING VID!!!!

i faved

[xenialvirtuoso]

lol

[Chiyo1967]

Love the Duelin' Banjos!

Paddle faster, America!

[WONDOCTORJ]

i'll never forget when palin said "i'm glad we are looking for bin laden in iraq" ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PALIN IS A MORON---PALIN = OBAMA---THEY BOTH ARE MORONS

[cincinnatuschili]

As a conservative, I have to admit that I see the humor in this. I also think 'Deliverance' is an excellent film. But, putting make believe aside, I also am witness to the fact that it's the Democrat Party that's puttin' it to America in the arse, all the while squealin' like a pig.

[Heymanitsme1]

so what if she blinks alot nanci pelosi never blinks i swear she's an alien

[TizianoTortellini]

it's pretty stupid to use a webcam to record a screen

[panicfav]

dis is stop shyt

[eliezerpoocats]

wtf is this shit 1 start fail

[FairviewStudios11]

This isn't anything clever or new. It just used a different format. It was way too predictable

[CHANGEtheIdiot]

Yeah the "light-skinned who can talk without a negro dialect" needs a teleprompter to even talk to 6th graders, and your making fun of Palin!

Fuck you idiots from the DU... stop sucking the nigga's cock!

[mppy938]

@CHANGEtheIdiot

and reading off your hand LIKE a sixth grader is better?

[loonmaniac]

You fuckin' homesick abortion.

[staggeringlygood]

ummmmmmm racsist?

[jrlassiter]

@hackzor89 Do you suck your boyfriend off with that mouth?

[hackzor89]

i suck ur mom's nipples

[washableproductions]

Why are you criticizing Harry Reid for his racism when you clearly struggle with it yourself?

[Sergiosauce024]

the background music makes me want to punch a whole in my wall.

[george8873]

Gotta love it when political crazies fight on the internet... shove all politics up your asses and move on. :D

[nervsux]

@george8873 goota love it when george announces he loves when political crazies fight on the internet... shove all foreign objects up your ass and move on. |:B

[Thisisalib]

help haiti check my video for how its the best idea ever

[george8873]

Lol... you would enjoy that too much. Besides... guess some people are so politicized that they don't understand sarcasm. ;)

[airplane2100]

Maybe if obama would have used google, he would have known that there are 50 states in america and not 57, or maybe he wouldnt say corpsman, being the commander in chief that he ain't. Take a look at your own party before you all want to put her down,60 votes in senate , can't get nothing done.

[Stingerbillion]

In case you didn't know he was including US territories and states, moron. At least he's trying to fix what you fucking republicans have done to this nation. I suppose electing republicans again will solve the problem right? Guess what, they won't help you at all. Suddenly they have concern for their seats and pockets. When large corporates get in trouble, they run to republicans for help. When republicans start losing start using scare tactics and god to get people on your side. Idiot!

[WONDOCTORJ]

@Stingerbillion YOU'RE A DOUCHE ---obama is doing the same shit bush did dumbfck----when are all u sheeple gonna realize republican vs democrat is a scam to keep us blaming eachother so we don't blame the corrupt goverment ---bush = clinton = obama---they all work for the same people and its not us---why havent u figured that out yet genius??

[airplane2100]

thats why i don't want big government, and the American people don't want it.

[loonmaniac]

You want a hard cock right up your fucking ass.

[loonmaniac]

I bet you suck cock behind the gas station for free.

[airplane2100]

you mean like unions,seiu. what has he fixed, 60 votes and his own party cant getr done. If he is doing something he would'nt have to worry about November dumb ass. YOU see the failure in this idiot, if you did'nt, you would'nt be worried about the republicans

[airplane2100]

hay dumb ass I got 300 billion to by your vote in health care too.

[SuperKixxx]

Palin is becoming the national joke

[whitetailhunta]

becoming????? lol!

[nervsux]

whitetailhunta is becoming superkixxx's butt buddy... I wonder who catches.. hmmm SKIDOOSH

[airplane2100]

It looks to me like the dems are becoming the butt of jokes,thats why they know that they will lose alot of senators come november, you are only looking like a fool to attack Sarah.

[Stingerbillion]

Yeah they will win but they won't solve any problems for you. Thankfully more jobs will go overseas because of them. So yeah elect a republican if you want to further ruin a nation as if they didn't do it before. Let me tell you something, they never did, not now, and never will have any plans for America. The only republican ideas are, taxes, seats for themselves, and security. Everytime someone better comes along with ideas, they use god and fear to down play them. Yay republicans = plague.

[airplane2100]

It won't be the republicans who win, it will be because the American people wanted it this way. Its the dems who are screwing it up, if it was'nt you would be hearing, you crazy Palin haters bragging about his acomplishments, not to many to brag about huh.

[ragnarok9899]

@SuperKixxx

"Palin has become the international joke."

fix'd

[GrievousCommander]

The cat is scratching my sofa.

I'll blast him with piss.

[raphaeltingley]

I hope she wins because then Obama will be reelected.

[ThekustomK]

whats the background music :P??

[sidplicity]

deuling banjos...plenty of bluegrass bands play it for example scruggs and flatts. or if you wish the movie deliverance.

[idfa4]

Too funny. Well, let's see Obama's google search story. Oh that's right, his records were sealed. Nobody can have access to them. I guess we should all go back to bashing Palin now. Oh, I just remembered, she was the V.P. electorate and lost well over a year ago but the libs can't stop talking about her. How weird.

[The1CamBo]

"his records"

Oh, you.

[AmAxORuLz]

I don't get the point of this video...

[whispersinmorn]

@AmAxORuLz

It has to be an Obama swooning fan into character assassination. Its what they do. They learned well from Rove. Visit Democraticunderground sometime-many are pathologically obsessed with her.

[dangerouslytalented]

@whispersinmorn Most of the shots were shooting herself in the foot. She is a laughing stock.

[ssips720]

awesome dude

[tallhmong]

lol

[SpartanM621]

"Do you know the way into town?"

"Yeah its back the way you came"

*Shotgun cocks*

[melyacy]

it's funny cuz it's true. D

[DeadlyChinchilla]

LMAO! Oooooooh, thats funny.

[sucktastic]

5/5

Would watch again and/or recommend to a friend or family member.

[DillonX]

The music is perfect.

When you hear Palin talk it makes you think she belongs to one of the hick families in the movie "Deliverence".

[jx14aby]

@DillonX

"Ya'll come back now.  Y'hear!"

[mashedfireflys]

no words can explain the true cost war. death comes to the lucky. if you were not there then dont commit

[elitebanktyranny]

good video

I'm a liberal-tarian but Sarah Palin is a neocon piece of shit scumbag

her and the Glenn Beck gang have hijacked all the idiots in the tea party movement to turn it into a neoconservative, NWO front

Bush = Obama

we've got to wake up as a people and understand who owns our country and what they want for our country

go read about how Jefferson destroyed the 1st Bank of the United States and Jackson destroyed the 2nd central bank

the Federal Reserve is the key we have to end it

[1Guitarslayer]

Short pithy comments fuckers!

ie...

Liberals always have cum on their breath!

[vaginadeluxe]

look at all these idiots posting big long comments

[usaleftistsareidiots]

This has to be the stupidest video on youtube!

[BdaSilva90]

this is effin hilarious!!!!!!!!

[xXShunketsuXx]

lol, very funny

[ny007ny]

lol. The funny part was when she googles Levi Johnston and then goes back and forth between his nude photos and rumors about him. Then all of am sudden she needs ink remover. Haha.

Watch my UFO video.

Watch my Haircut video!

[soccerwannabee14]

Made my day

[crenic]

rofl

[TimesNuRoman]

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[1Guitarslayer]

TEA PARTY BITCHES!!!

Virginia

New Jersey

Mass. KENNEDY'S SEAT... YEAH WE TOOK IT!!! We got the votes... FUCK U LIBERALS! HAHAHAHAHAAAHA

Sarah Palin will be our next POTUS!

Drill baby Drill!!!

[RonPaulGeorgeRingo]

The tragic (TOXIC) dumbing down of the conservative movement: Buckley / Goldwater (rolling over in their graves) Nixon's Secret Plan & Southern Strategy Reagan (Trickle-down & massive DEBT) Religious right hijacks Jesus. GOP hijacks the flag. Limbaugh & Hate Radio Family values hypocrisy Fox "News" Bush/Cheney Palin Birthers Beck GOP-Baggers *The ABYSS? *Mainstream conservatives, you are HERE.

[earthmother]

LOVE IT!!

[ballinaaron]

:19 how to roll a joint

[iamandrewros]

I mean this funny, but definitely NOT as funny as Obama's could be

[nsdtr01]

ah sarah, tis a shame this is probably true

[ChimpBama]

Owe Bama's re-election campaign will be:

"I inherited this mess, it's not like I campaigned for, or was elected to do anything...and besides It's All Bush's Fault That I Am Incompetent"

[DrSmokeTrees]

Sarah Palin is a Fucking retard!!!

[Zaksmom7777]

Too Perfect!!!!

[nokanaku]

Sarah Palin=LAWLPWNED

[JFXJFXJFXJFX]

she's the comedy gift that keeps on giving. god bless her.

[snorp73]

The truth about Sarah Palin are in the comments of Americans to things like this.

I am just happy people keep this awesome and honest woman in the public eye like they worked so hard to do for Obama.

[videostuf]

@snorp73 Honest. LOL

[snorp73]

@videostuf See what happens....we go from "she's stupid" to "she's clever enough to be a corrupt politician" within one little comment.

Liberals are helping to make sure that conservatism takes over both houses this year....so, for that, I thank your split personality from the bottom of my free-market heart.

[videostuf]

@snorp73 Sarah Palin: Fearmongering? Clever? Cunnning?

Deceptive? Appealing to the un-curious? Yes. Well rounded intelligence? Tolerant to all beliefs? Qualified to lead a nation? Committed to progress? No way.

Dangerous? Absolutely. I will fight her and her frightened followers to the end.

You NeoCons had your unregulated chance and you failed miserably. Palin is just more of the same and the the 80% of America who laugh at her faux revolution won't be fooled again.

[snorp73]

Well, it looks to me like she kept you long enough to create and post this video.

So, it looks like the joke is on you, buddy.

As you proclaim her to be a dope, it seem you just duped by the dope once again.

As it proves, liberal-intellectual is not like oatmeal. It doesn't stick.

Just as your Democrats in office won't stick with their majority. I'll be happy to get your opinion in November.

[videostuf]

@snorp73 I do this to make fun of the media who adores her and keeps her in the spotlight. If she fell off the face of the earth tomorrow, I'd never utter another word about her until the next Reagan/Bush/Palin clone came along with their "stay stupid, America" message.

[snorp73]

"Tolerant to all beliefs"

Proof that once again, liberals should not be in charge of National Security. The stupidest thing anyone could ever say.

Now if we could just get your members on Capital Hill to be as easily stumped as you are, I guarantee -- we'll never have a Democratic majority again.

Then we could all actually sleep at night.

[videostuf]

@snorp73 In charge of National Security? Like when Reagan and Bush gave money and weapons to the the folks over there in Afghanistan who we have to deal with now? Keep on yappin'...

[snorp73]

Like when Reagan won the Cold War with an arsenal of weapons pointed at the USSR? Like when Bush got even Gaddafi to dismantle his own WMD programs where every mid-eastern leader became his bitch for 8 years? Liberals will never understand the simple method = you can never force people to like you, but you CAN force them to fear you.

Sarah Palin seems to have no problem understanding this. It seems I unfortunately cannot say the same thing about you.

[gizmo2084]

Uhg. This is a prime example of how ignorant you are about Russian history.

And as far as having people fear you. All this is is an extension of politicians letting others do the fighting for them. It's typical arm-chair quarterbacking. I can understand where you are coming from since I know the simple Southern folk mindset. I came from there. But since getting an education, visiting other places outside of the US, you realize how little these folk (nice people) know.

[snorp73]

I'm not as ignorant or educated to say "uhg" I admit, but I do know Reagan won the Cold War by proving how serious he was at keeping this nation safe.

So long as evil exists in the world, sometimes the brightest hope stands up and proves itself stronger....as it always will.

You being on the wrong side of the aisle -- or believing you've been let in on some secret that everyone else has been shut out on is precisely the types of behaviors and attitudes that are crushed first.

[gizmo2084]

Ok, first lets get this out of the way. Lets look a words, their meaning, usage and their origin.

---

ugh |əg; ə kh; oŏ kh |

exclamation informal

used to express disgust or horror : Ugh! What's this disgusting object? ORIGIN mid 18th cent.: imitative.

---

Next...

[snorp73]

Then don't say "uhg" next time.

[gizmo2084]

No, really. It was more about you pointing out slang usage rather than my use of an exclamation.

[snorp73]

No it was about my joke that you mispelled it.

[gizmo2084]

That will happen from time to time in these tiny little text fields -- I let it be after I posted it. But at least you admitted it was a joke or attempt at humor and not an attempt to misdirect.

[snorp73]

right i mis type all the time...no biggie.  :-)

[gizmo2084]

Actually, it is the ones that learn how to manipulate sheep like yourself to fight wars for reasons not clearly defined to you is the exact "secret" you best learn now. There is no Democrat or Republican. There are small factions that bicker amongst themselves but the elite that rule, rule without any qualms about taking advantage of lore, superstitions, religion or nationalism that can foster wars of aggression. Although evil exist in man, it fits perfectly with the religious military mindset..

[snorp73]

Actually it does not take manipulation to understand the facts starting way back in 622 AD when Islam was born Eight years after its inception, the Prophet Mohammed died and the radicals of the movement began mis-interpreting his words. Since then, they have penalized folks for not conforming, higher taxes in certain areas, beheadings, rapes, disemboweling of small children --- flash forward to 1100AD, those same radical-types try to take over the Holy Land and influence all of Europe (cont)

[gizmo2084]

"mis-interpreting his words."

People misinterpret religious text. And what is your conclusion of all religions? Modernity will always bring resistance from the traditionalist. It's an easy scapegoat for secularist ideas to be blamed for the "godlessness" and "heathen" behavior.

I was laughing at the conservatives rapid acceptance of the 2001 Patriot Act. And little did they know that it will be used against Christians in this country. Shortsighted. Tea Party revolution? Nope. "Terrorist."

[snorp73]

See, I've been laughing at folks who have hysterically screamed against policies put forth to keep us safe mainly because they got to blather about their dissent for eight years without that Patriot Act hauling them off to gas chambers for dissent. Or those folks who said they'd rather die than live in a country that listens to cell phone calls. Yet, they're all still living.

Christianity offers the most liberal path to God and doesn't involve slaughter of dissenters. That's my conclusion.

[gizmo2084]

It is not the Christianity that allows that. It is the laws that rule this country that prevents such acts to happen. The Divine right of kings was the past trial and errors. You just happen to be living during a time in which these ideas exist. We had our reforms. Islam has not..yet.

And laws that set precedent take years to materialize. You should know that. Ten years from now Pastor Hagee-type could be in office. Does he share your views? You will be burring in hell, according to him.

[snorp73]

You're right...it IS the constitution (a.k.a. "the laws that rule this country") that allows that. But who was the Constitution crafted by? Probably a few deists and a massive majority of Christians. Christopher Columbus wrote in his journals that he'd hope a country can come together under a Christian God. So, the laws of this country were Christian inspired since Christianity does not require slaughter or force of conversion. So yes, Christianity had a lot to do with that.

[snorp73]

Imagine what your life would be today if Christians had not stepped up and won that fight...hundreds of years before every cathedral in Rome was built, all the religious art in France and Italy, the Christians that discovered and founded America....had this all been done under Muslim rule (a.k.a. Sharia Law) you would not have the rights you have now. There is liberal and conservative -- one is dangerously stupid, and one is realistic and roaring back in 2010.

...so I don't expect you to understand now. But do a little research on how religion can be manipulated by the state; as in another fo