Jeff's sermon

[Seiran79]

"No, they were all in mass swaying and clapping and dancing and jumping to the beat!" --Jeff describes every Pentecostal church service ever.

[SethMcFartlane]

Jeff is just trying to deflect from his meth/rentboy habit.

[Delaypat]

Yes, please lets all forget Rod Stewart

[Sickbrothatsdope]

He has a compelling point. thanks for the upload!

[superfawful65]

I'm a Christian, and this guy is so brainwashed.

[Nicolletta13]

So according to this film Christians take everything at face value and have absolutely no concept of metaphors, sarcasm, or irony.

Rock on, Jeff!

[ffejgib]

Right after Jeff smashes that vinyl record, hundreds of "Mayhem" fans stormed the church, beat the living shit out of him, crucified him upside down and burned the church to the ground.

ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!

[AdamBomber65]

how dare you have a good taste in music!

[AdamBomber65]

The Eagles: You have a problem with one of these nights, heh, wait till you get to hotel California!

Sympathy for the Devil: A song about the atrocities of man

Dancin' with Mr. D: It's about Death, not the Devil

Evil ways: The first line is "You have to change your evil ways"

Hell aint a bad place to be: It's a metaphor, and it's about a shallow man being tormented by a woman

Geez kid, do your "research" more thoroughly next time!

[crsini520]

Imagine if this guy got a hold of black/death metal nowadays.. Butchering Christian Souls, Eating the Christians, I Hate Christians, Kill the Christian, Christian Incoherent Drivel, Feces for Jesus, Jesus Christ Sodomized.. He'd have a heart attack.

[suuuuuuuperman64]

It's sad when you make Orson Scott Card's opinions about gay people seem sane by comparison.

[pungrmn]

the cinema snob brought me here. as im watching this i can't help but wonder, "imagine if this movie took place a few years later when slayer released HELL AWAITS."

[DrunkOtakuTV]

Ironically a few years after Jeff made this sermon, Jeff found out women don't like bigoted robots and he shot himself full of heroin while watching pink flamingo before he died.

[jrwbtw]

Yeah, this group of churchgoers REALLY look like they're going to go out right after this sermon and shoot up with some heroin. The big, meaty guy looks like he might toss back a couple beers afterwards, but that's the extent of his evildoing. It looks like he WAS getting through to meathead, though. Meathead will go home and think about it; maybe even pray, but tomorrow morning he'll feel like a fool and just resume his normal activities.

[zentopia7]

he's got an erection the whole time speaking

[liamclarke91]

Well,  enough of this bullshit. Time for Number of the Beast!

[Lesbomarx]

I wonder how he'd react to Christian Rock?

[liamclarke91]

@Lesbomarx Especially Christian Metal.

[MKUltra3]

But...But...I don't need TV when I got T-REX!! See?

[deltaray3]

Jeff just can't accept that vinyl is made from the oil left by dinosaurs and plants from millions of years ago.

[BodySprayMan]

"Everything we do should glorify Jesus Christ!" *Smashes Record*

Me: Ah, how does smashing a record on his property glorify Jesus?

[chancethepants]

WHITE PEOPLE

[HeroicRebellion]

(Plays "Bohemian Rhapsody")

[SukkaPunch321]

I went home and smoked a joint. Then I watched this again, and laughed my ass off even harder then the first time I watched this.

[ash356]

Shame Jeff never heard 'Violent Pornography' by System of a Down... that would have probably killed him! xD

[Malkmusianful]

6:16 - No, Jeff. You're not sexy.

[JustPhilNY]

"Rock, it's your decision! And I've decided that the most likely conclusion is that ten years after this movie takes place...Jeff probably hung himself."- Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones

[BruceyGoodness]

"I made my decision! What's Yours?" LET THERE BE ROCK! 

[Nate85310]

People like this are the enemies of every free thinking human being on the planet. They have taken teachings from a great man and teacher and turned it into a way to control others and they do this to make up for their own personal shortcommings. They judge others and hate those who are different. The people like Jeff don't speak for religion they claim to be apart of infact, they have become the very evil their savior fought against. For that, I pity them.

....those fuckers

[JimJ123]

I just watched the Cinema Snob's review of this. I want to watch the whole thing because it seems like the least effective propaganda ever made. Jeff starts as a happy kid who enjoys rock music (GASP!), and it seems the only problem is he plays it too loud sometimes. He's then turned into a raving lunatic after the pastor suggests that rock music may be sinful. This almost seems like it has an anti-Christian message because Jeff turns into such an unlikable prick.

[norfam44]

 Psalm 149:3

[Schnoebbles]

Wait... What time period is this? This looks recent, except the music he's talking about are considered classics now. I'm confused...

[Strannik01]

@Schnoebbles 1982

[lordlacolith]

@angus360 Hell, listening to it forwards makes me want to kill myself.

[lordlacolith]

If I don't like different artists, how are people going to know I'm better than them?!

[jennigreeeen]

live how you want. listen to what you want. don't let people shove their views down your throat. 

[Abena20]

Edward Current, is that you?

[HaloSpartanG13]

The funny part is the dude didn't even look at the lyrics!

[skiles2009]

This kid needs to get in the middle of a mosh pit. Knock the holy ghost right out of him!

[sonoki82]

"And all the world wondered after Barry Manilow. And they worshipped Barry Manilow, asking, Who is like unto Barry Manilow? Who is able to make war with him?"

Rev. 13

[berni907]

This kid has the eyes of satan...

[BoyKissBoy]

Yeah, Rod Stewart practically reeks of evil...

[Malkmusianful]

@BoyKissBoy I poo mah pants.

[stephencoul]

For Today, The Devil Wears Prada, The Crimson Armada, Texas in July, August Burns Red. Metal: It's your decision.

[lydime80]

Why is Matt Damon leaning against the wall?

[JoshRimer]

Oh wow. Sometimes I'm embarassed to be a human.

[AnAtheisticAbomb]

After the sermon he apparently slept with all the girls in the audience.

He was of da devil.

[cichytom]

LOL, yes blame the world for your bad behaviour. It's never your fault.

[HCShannon]

but what about "Christain rock"?

[Ghorghinahn]

I don't read anything that doesn't glorify god.

I don't watch any television or movie that isn't glorifying god.

I shun music that doesn't glorify god.

I have no friends that do not live their lives solely to glorify god.

I have no relations with anyone except within god's holy parameters.

I don't speak about anything that isn't going to lead to the conclusion that god is good and is in complete control of my life.

I don't imagine anything that isn't all about god; I have no use for imagination.

[Strannik01]

@Ghorghinahn

So... you hated it?

[Ghorghinahn]

@Strannik01 I can only love, because god is in my rectum, I mean, heart.

[knightd00b]

SEX DRUGS & ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!! I want Rock and Roll ALLLL NIghhhht and Part of everyday!!

[EntinludeX]

WHAT THE FUCK

IS THAT MONSTROCITY

TO THE RIGHT OF THE AMERICAN FLAG!?!?!?

TRAITORS.

[deltaray3]

What was that black thing that he broke there at the end? Was that like breaking the bread? Where is the wine to get drunk with?

[SpamNapkin]

@deltaray3 You've never seen a vinyl LP before?

Fuck, I feel old now.

[DrunkOtakuTV]

@SpamNapkin I look at a vinyl lp like a beta max tape, in much the same way we talk about big foot.

[CrispiestLimb]

Kiss Sucks anyways

[SaintFnordius]

So wrong, so very wrong... it's the best advertisement for listening to rock after all.

[hauntmeinharmony]

Glad to see some fellow christ lunatics out there

[squanto2]

Wow. People are such fucking stupid, scared little critters. If the world is SUCH a FRIGHTENING place, go jump off a bridge and be with gawd.

[Degga1313]

these people suck.

[CrazedAfroninja]

DO YOU THINK I'M SEXY? PASSION.

[WhatsAYak]

@CrazedAfroninja - Don't forget "Tonight's the Night"...and you gotta love that "evil" voice Jeff uses when he mentions it!

[bmh4d0k3n]

Holy pearl clutching, Batman.

[StrongBadinaterSMU]

Wow, the power of god let him shatter that record! I tried that once, but because I'm not christian, it didn't break.

[mattukenobaka]

Jeff, you have blasphemed against Barry Manilow. You shall suffer most slowly for that.

[drurylane5]

really good get-down beats are SATAN'S TOYS

[samedifference]

Before there was rampant Illuminati theories.... there was this.

[d0llsnatch]

Captain and Tennille totally sold their soul.

[HaloSpartanG13]

This makes me glad I'm not a christan.

[jeannate78688]

What a douche bag!

[closedmouth]

RIGHT ON, BROTHER!