Ralphie May

[Dmoney123464]

cuba diving lmao

[bigal3143]

@231



[ShinsengumiGirl]

thumbs up if you are going to search open water after this!

[dempa3000]

this made me totally crack of laughter haha

[fattypatty1450]

"stupid ass crackers dont yall no yall get soggy in water ahhhhh" LOL!!!

[nilwick]

lol barrakoda

[sexysharinganinja800]

"shut up blacky, slavery was right" im black and i found dat funny

"ghetto black girl hair do- with a bear claw in the front - RAWR RAWR!!" HAHAHA LMFAO!!!

Ralphie may is halarious

[deckarate]

this guy is hilarious, kuba diving, haha

[darkdood333]

shut updarky slavery was right XD

[carolcarol92]

he sounds diff.

[HCBPmayne]

shark...jelly fish....moray eel....barracuda...i cant even swim....wheres yo wata wings bitch...what u doin out in the middle of the damn o-chin.....haha this is SO FUNNY

[Khavrenrockz]

lol!!! kooba davien!

[godsaway0]

sorry, I don't want to "deride" you any more, but you seriously have to look at a dictionary once in a while.

My little collections of words there, could be considered "derision".

fuck me running.

[godsaway0]

welp, that's irony for you.

[AfGBABEx0]

lmfaooo !

[madmod6]

LOL this dude is funny as HELL

[kunkle493]

Stupid ass crackers! dont u know u get soggy in water! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (ya fuck u im white and i dont give a shit)

[liquid1122]

Kubba diving

[corkydawl84]

kooba daiven mmmhmmm

[EygptianNight]

like oh my god I'm so offended by the cracker joke. . . .AH HAHAHA! I am not a saltine! muahahaha

[MoFake]

ahahaaaaaaaa...this da funniest white boy everrr

[krasykilla121]

hahahahaha i love dis guy he's hilarious

[doon11]

hahahahahaha when he said norkelin i almost pissed my pants lol

[charmaestro]

the guy sed da "N" word on 2:57...

[Luckydoog777]

ok so?

[charmaestro]

wat u mean so..? dnt even knw if ur black white asian or watever...but when a white man says nigga whether a comedian or not is fuckin offensive and shudnt b sayin dat shit so dnt fukin giv me so ayt..!

[krazyazzboxer]

1 freedom of speech

2 slavery is over

both those laws were made for all of us not just niggas

[highgreenbunny]

Grow the hell up. Stop acting like a damn two year old, you dumbass. It's just a damn word. And learn to fucking type! It looks like you smashed your face against the keyboard.

[ghezoi]

so what? fuck that! he says the truth!!

[charmaestro]

yh he tells the truth fine...but he shudnt cross the line by sayin fukin "nigga" proudly r u crazy..????????

[krazyazzboxer]

your a joke

[ld1094]

i love ralphie may he is my favorite comedian...this dude is hilarious...

[JoshLovesLoveless]

like seriously are me n my friends the only ones that like the shark jelly fish moray eel barracuda part

XD

[canadiangirl12]

NO! :P

[JoshLovesLoveless]

barracudaaaaah

[Nightwave84]

"WHite boy wat the hell you lookin at Fool!!" LMAO!!! best part :)

[x0xtorx0x]

hahha, i love this one. :]

"you aint gonna catch me out in the o-chin cuba diving."

[tennisplaya1217]

that is so damn funny!

[FinalHeavenZero]

I've been 'Cuba diving before

aint Cuba diving again!

[Greyes]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SarahKMG17]

lol this is hilarious! i love it

[BaconPS3PSP]

duesch bag

[kaseys2004]

i love the watermellon buble gum he's like it bubbilicious. (ino i spelt that wrong) but i got a question has anybody seen any at there local stores?? u can't find it no more not even at walmart.

[faithfulmonkey]

man i found this very funny especially when he says norkling i was cracking up

another ralphie classic :)

[choubella34]

ha ha ha Tonyj9215 you are a shame to this country and i am sooo ashamed

[choubella34]

ha ha this is so funny

[CooochMcGoooch]

Hey playa I'm jus norklin

LMFAO

[vjaures]

dude im pissing on myself hahahaha

[Tonyj9215]

That was rascist as hell! I don't like this video of him! And I'm White myself! This is a shame!!!!! So Not Funny.

[unclemat]

go smoke a blunt

[christom1993]

FAGET. ur a little bitch

[christom1993]

im talkin about tonyj the queer

[nomadnova808]

Norkeling

[reptarkingofozone5]

whats a brother card?

[beckyrockstar]

It is a card that some white people have to get away with black things.

[reptarkingofozone5]

wtf? are those real?

[oMEHRDADo]

he had the watermelon gum ; )

hahahahah

[macnation34]

lol u funny

[Gearchica]

cuba diving...i been norkling ya'll eva been norkling

[Hereticanthem666999]

kuba divin  XD

[miks510]

Shark, jelly fish, mora ell, barracuda!, ehhh!

Hella funny!

[zilaroth]

"if i got cuba diving and the starship enterprise i'd have to go give someone another $20 out of respect" LOL

[Bronsonp95]

Holy fucking shit ROFL! "Shut it darky, slavery was right!"

[UltimateDorito]

I can't believe he managed to get a Star Trek joke in there...

[Dominatordave49]

I need to get me some damn water wings too, shit

[Lethargic0giggles]

lmao! i just stumbled across this guy and I'm so glad I did!

[peachesrock003]

Cuz she just said Cuba Diving like 16 TIMES!

xD

O-Chin.

[danielsonmaynard]

wheres your water wings bitch! lol

[clementjoshmaine]

"don't you all know you get soggy in water!!!"

[TheNewman4497]

ROFLMAO...U aint gunna gut me in dat o-chin

[superbowlXL721]

shark... jellyfish... moray eel... barracuda...

[amazmace]

He's the funniest guy in the world!

[FyUoCuK0000]

go watch "kevin hart def. comedy jam"...i swear i was in tears man funny shit!

[XYRZ68]

this guy is like my favorite comedian stupid ass crackers dont yall know yall get soggy in water that is fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DSDdanc3r2008]

this is hilarious its the funniest video ever

[supermetalpwnage]

this is not a quote from the video!!!

this is a bunch of words!!!

hamburger..

apple...

sweet riff... ok. i'm done

[chelseaxsaysxrawla]

hey playa, im just norkelin. yall want some watermelon bubblegum? its delicious!

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[waterloo1023]

Wheres yo water-wings Bitch??!

Lol funny!!!

Cuba diving, priceless!

[waterloo1023]

1,001,010 vieww!

Yaa!

Love this shitt!

[Shrader926]

"White boy what the hell you lookin at fool"

"o-chin,o-chin"

lol

[Mattarat13]

Fuck off buddy, you've got no life to have already sent that to like 9 Ralphie May vids

[peachesrock003]

Let's go 'Cuba Diving.

Nahh, I'm just 'Norkelin! xD

[Area51T]

get a fuckin' life dude, youve left that comment on like 3 ralphie may videos. what are you trying to accomplish? yeah we all know you hate him noone gives a fuck.

[IICyberneticNinjaII]

Not every1 thats from Texas isent a fucking redneck u bitch, and who gives a shit about his accent, he could be from fucking Holland and I wouldent give a shit aslong as hes funny..and he dosent seem too be ignorant liek "real" rednecks..

[tarekosama]

fuckin funny from a racsist mother fucker!

the humor is in his racsism.

[holyass242]

he looks like rosey odonald

[MaFFew101]

hahaha its sooo much more funny wen people qoute wat i just saw in a comment than wen i actually see it....

[katrach007]

looks like a woman

but i still love his comedy

[garmoney8]

kubba divin'uhm uhm hell no you aint gettin mah hair wet. DAMN!!! STUPID ASS WHITE PEOPLE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN OCHIN

[breebree417]

"ayy playa im just norklin."

barracuda:)

[svlax4life08]

"shut up darkies slavery was right!"

[Rapture2k1]

Fucking awesome skit! Come to the CenturyTel Center in Shreveport, LA!

[beachnut18]

wheres your water wings bitch!! Ha x]

[veamer19]

Norkling, lmao

[xiozakacav]

DAAAAAAAMN STUPID ASS WHITE PEOPLE!

[IxLUBBxHIM]

If I see a shark ill be like "ay playa im norklin"

rofl:D

[wampler258]

i'll pull a damn razor out of my titties. LOL!!!!

[supermetalpwnage]

so, you all want some watermelon bubble gum?

lol. racism to the max!

[roselake89]

"What the hell you doin' out in the damn oh-chin?"

"Alright y'all I am dyin', 'cause she just said "'cuba divin'" like 16 times."

[Rapture2k1]

I start my morning with this lol.

[schmidtyrevolution]

Pfft. Cuba divin'. Ain't gettin' me Cuba Divin'.

[avazd]

unless its Cuba Gooding Jr. Then I'll do me some Cuba divin'!

[IrradicableOne]

I rofl'd at "Shut up darkie, slavery was right."

[EuReKaDeAdScOpE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[carson0524]

ha ha lmao i just got done watching the trailer for open water and its just like what he said.

[fuzzbuzz215]

cross between a black guy, Ron White, and Jim Gaffigan. Great stuff.

[tnels95]

stupid as crakers dont you know youl all get soggy

[KeeperoftheSands]

cuba diving shit aint gonna get me cuba divin

[cougfan33]

cuba divin mhmmmm

ROFL XD

[SOFTBALL2222]

AHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAA

cuba divin' ! xD

[Rapture2k1]

LOL watermelon bubble gum and cuba divin' so damn funny.

[livelaughgrow2]

i almost peed myself.

barracuda.(:

[Magz303]

jellay fissssh haha

[tompopcorn23]

Watermelon bubble gum ahahahahahhaha and fucking shut up darky slavery was right

[jobforacowboysnake]

where ya water wings at bitch lmao

[kodythepimp01]

does anyone see a resemblence to ralphie and ron white.... just the way ralphie talks and talks

[Stupidwikipedia]

haha "brother card"

[KLandCBbffl]

when u narkle ur rite by the beach and see a shark go by and say hey playa im just narklen

yall want some watermellon bubble gum. omfg i was laughing!

[vampirelover876]

O-Chin O-Chin!

[vVTomTomBabyVv]

when he breaks out the watermelon bubble gum its just amazazing

[ixxxmagexxxi]

thats funny lol

[theboss232323232323]

wat stha name of this special????

[knoxville255]

ralphie may-girth of america

[takdown11]

Lmao he's the only white comedian not afraid to talk about black people. SO funny

[spencerman96]

LOL! cuba diving... i saw this last night! XD

[iplayhorde]

stupid ass crackas dont you know you get soggy in water ahhhhhhhhh lol man i pissed myself at that part

[lavenderdal15]

oh my gosh...he is so freaking hilarious. i love the "barracuda" look. =P

cuba diving...i love it

[JrUmAboi]

in a ochin O-CHIN NOT OCEAN O-CHIN

[TimTebowGoGators]

does anyone have the rest of this stand up video?

[JoakerMike3]

ha ha ha kooba diven

[jatotsusuken]

mhmm you aint gonna see me doin no cooba divin

[bustoclick]

aye playa im jus norklin

[killthefakes666]

WHERE'S YO WATERWINGS BITCH!

[finepoint6]

stupid ass crakas dont u no u get soggy in

water ahhhhhhhhh  PS im freakin watchin this right now

[kissmyasskissmyass]

hahah me too i jus had to watch this part again.

[mommy265]

o-chin o-chin.....eh playa im just norkelin!

[northberlin]

he is the smartest man alive

[Poetryisalive]

yeah... I heard it.

[BmR0000]

this is on right now lol

[Biocentrick420]

flacid comedy. unoriginal. i say we solve the global energy crisis by turning his 2 tons of excess body weight into biofuels.

[13ballkid4lif3]

tht was funnier than some of his jokes

[godsaway0]

maybe if you spelled correctly, people could take your derision seriously.

[VanillaG6790]

i love the cooba dibin joke its pretty freakin hillarious, whats this stand up special called?

[Qlaws612]

Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation

[mrcolts1158]

heyyyy playa im just norklin you know wut im saying B

[layup203]

lmao he said nigga at 2:57 listen carefully

[colsonisabeast]

no kiddin

[whs2013]

lol. i heard it

[bnwfan689]

ROFL!! "OH my God I totally love you! Its so beautiful here! I can't believe we're married!...Lets go diving!"

[patsplats]

OMFG LO<L 5:25

[pinchelauren]

I loveeee Ralphie May.  <3

[LisaJane008]

It's amazing how consistant he is. I saw this exact joke on another video and it was nearly identical. Just as funny both times. :)

[mohothedestoyer]

ya'll want some uh, watermelon bubble gum? bubbalicious!

rofl

[FoxxyKattFur]

HOLY SHIT!!! HE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

Lol.... Cuba diving. xD

[robbiebalboa]

i wanna go norklin

[7656180993]

I ain't gay and I am in love with this guy.

[behindxthosexeyes]

youve gotta fckkn love ralphie mayyyy :D

[jaamzw]

i am guessing about....zer0

[Fish5196]

hahaha When you 'norkel you're right there by the beach, you see a shark and you're all like "Hey playa, I'm just 'norkelin, ya know what I'm sayin? It's all your world b." hahaha I love that part

[DEEJAY3991]

cuba diving lmao =D

[atisir]

where's your water wings bitch......lol

[interracail09]

lmao

[AraBicboii]

2:26 sexxxxxyyy

[NYGNYYEK]

Haha yeah for real, I noticed that too.

[OveRSwE]

WOW HE IS HUGE!! save willy!

[halofanjg]

which one is this from?

[throwdown785]

Girth of a Nation

[Poeticsn1p3r]

we saw this in florida and everyyone peed them selfs LITERELY

[awsomePPLZ]

I have never laughed this hard in my entire life!@

[animelvr4life]

is it me or is he getting skinnier

[t3chfr33k]

he is, if you look on wikipedia. it says he used to weigh 800 pounds, but recently(as of when it was written on wiki.) he was 392 pounds.