Kenneth Lightly's Video Blog

[MalfunctionsSuck]

I just realized, ashen has an extremely dark and disturbing side.

[Animestar5]

Hmmm very interesting. I wish to know more about this strange character. Gaaahh now I got ARG on the brain! Thanks Ashens! >.<

[yahoozle123]

omg this is hilarious

[somedvl]

This reminds me of Salad Fingers.

[SisterToSleepx]

At first I was wondering if Kenneth Lightly was like Dirk Gently, but then I watched the video. I think I like it anyway. Actually, I'm pretty sure I love it.

[DarkZayro]

I just realized, Max Headroom is overlaid on this video at 1:20.

[SuperLuigiBros]

@DarkZayro I see it too.. lol It's from that Max Headroom Incident in the 80's

[Brandon999LFC]

Scary

[NiaRose111]

ashens why must u creep me out with every video that's not reviews? D:>

[annav719]

Bring him back, I want to hear more !!!!!!!!

[samuel7897]

Did anyone notice the face on kennith at 1:20 ?

[deyulfb93]

@samuel7897

he's rasputin

[ultimapwnzr]

I think I might have figured everything out he's in heck and the picture that flashes in front of him is what he looked like before he went to heck and those strange videos flashing on the screen? Footage of a demon searching for him and when he thinks it's time to stop that's because he senses a presence and when it goes white that's when the demon smashes the camera into a billion pieces and stabs hi- SIGNAL LOST

[MegaBob123455]

I saw this on TV on this one channel that always has that white beeping thing on it.

[JaJatinder2]

I tink im the only one who finds this hilarious and not freaky

[NICKREAPER316]

I feel as though this man is friendly, though a bit odd in one way or another. But that which binds him to this world is very, very dangerous.

[illegalprogram]

I'll assume he recorded this on a pos device he got...anyone know which one?

[Icedrake201]

From 1:16 to 1:29 is the Max Headroom pirate incident in the background O.o

[DevilDan83]

Scared now. O_o

[DALEK86]

...very funny, but, what is this ''situation'' of his? is he literally in hell? who's making him do this? i am confused.

and very very entertained.

[CactusSmasher]

This made me very depressed. :(

Very classic British surreal humor, felt very much like one of the monologues from Blue Jam; job well done!

[nukeboy14]

cakes? lies!

[sweetkid55]

This is legit scary.

[iutlu]

brilliant! this is so good!

[tabrismacbeth]

No, Hugo. You can't have any ham, or the saw dust in your stomach will explode.

-Tabris

[SkyMaro]

More of these must be made.

[WalrusMiner]

He sounds as if the HAL 9000 became human and began Video Logging.

[canadianguy009]

What's really creepy? Just listen to the audio, You'll agree with everything said in the video!

[janX9]

Oh that was the best thing I've see all day! Thank you for that!

[Moneo]

I was creeped out when that face flashed for a milisecond... You make great creepy videos, Dr. Ashen! That's something hard to do nowadays!

[gorance2000]

even more creepier than gman even my laptop is scared it's laging

[Neondarkness72]

At 2:05 to 2:07 you can see satan for like a second.

[SubZeroGTA]

@Neondarkness72

it is not satan, it's Rasputin

[glitchTF]

Blah blah blah Mr.Freeman

[bauisakim]

My god. Creepy.

[Gubrath67]

I absolutley shat myself at the end.

[giliam415]

"I made her that way with chemicals and a piece of wood" ha

[devilkirby164]

same as my opinion i used to like the X factor and amarican idle but since 2006 it has sucked, oh and by the way what was the video that showed up at

[Tribar42]

Was that Razputin at 2:05?.......Watching this after being awake for +30 hours is not recommend.

[hitoco9]

i made her taht way with chemicals and a piece of wood.....

[skjamog]

wail and grunt and shake XD love it, I come back to this video often

[PPPrulez]

is this Gmans cousin?

[fredforpiz]

i think so.

[PPPrulez]

lol i love how ev eryone is quoting gman a few comments down half life 2 ftw lol

[NICKREAPER316]

@PPPrulez it's the son of gman and hitler.

[MrVersipellis]

Wonderfully creepy character, Ashens. And funmy too!

[hte624]

I want to be the one to tell Simon Cowell about this! lol.

[mrbutterton]

cakes and disability benefits XD

[upturnedkangaroo]

PAHAHAHAHAHAH! THIS IS SO FUNNY, thank you so much Dr Ashen!

[JanSze123]

he reminds me of GLaDOS :D:D

[toloratedmeat]

lol i know.

[noobonZloose]

not scary, slightly creepy, but the topic made this guy seem like he was just a little slow that day.

[quizlixx]

a haunting kind of joy as i watched this video

[mancole96]

This is one of the most terrifying, hilarious video on youtube.

[deimos1984rd]

I like this guy. (slow creepy smile)

[tom133991]

creepy XD

i proberly just dont know something because i cant see anyone going WTF or etc about this video

so can i ask is there something im missing to understand this or is it just a one shot video?

thanks

[TheCandygod]

and no one is more deserving of a resssst

[ballrawg]

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman...Rise and....shine

[alexm51995]

Not that i would like to imply that you have been sleeping... on the job.

[mancole96]

But no one is more deserving of a rest.... than you.

[xXSwat360Xx]

HAHA, nice one

[Darkinsigniosis]

Shit! I sprayed my screen with saliva when he said the cocaine eyeballs thing. I think I've damaged the roof of my mouth. Spontaneous laughter can kill!

[keekeekoko101]

@Darkinsigniosis nice lol nice

[ficklefiend]

Terrifying.

[EarthboundX]

Pretty creepy, haha

[LCDragonrats]

Wow this dude looks alot like Dante from Clerks 2, but def nowhere near voice, I liked the video though! :)

[AbsolutelyCrackers]

its true wot u say about xfactor

[Gepduarsin]

this is like salad fingers

[rhysjenks]

is it me or does it kinda look like hitler?

Dr Ashens has gota make more videos like this he awesome!

[melbrooksjew]

Whatz up his butt?

[KingFluffs]

This video is very calming...MAKE ANOTHER!!! lol

[EmptyNutShells]

'' with chemicals and a peice of wood... ''

lmao wtf? XD

[sk8adio42]

You are an idiot.

[EmptyNutShells]

why, because i found that particular part of the video funny? :\

[Xotame]

no you are and idiot!

[sk8adio42]

Yes, I am definitely "and" idiot.

Maybe you should think before you talk, you ignorant fool.

[rawkeh]

You should lurk moar.

[sasasasa34]

I find you to be of the "idiot" sort for calling him that.

[doctorzingoriginal]

ha lol sk8adio42 just got rinsed

[sk8adio42]

what, what happened?

[SuperLuigiBros]

Is Kenneth Lightly going to be another character appearing in your Ashens videos?

[NerdTronX]

il never go in a talent show again :(

[fallenembers08]

dang dood u sound almost like the Cannabal!

"hello clarese its good to see you a gain." LOL

[Iori400]

You mean Hannibal Lectre

[fallenembers08]

yes. i tried spelling it i cant spell worth crap. lmao

[goldnight]

i really like this. i must be a little off.

[pidlive]

2:05 very very creepy indeed

[rerere284]

what is that anyway :O????

[Galanoth0]

I find this ever so strangely relaxing

[Globalnet626]

LOL he reminds me of Glados

[shadoweater123456789]

im scared. :'(

[stecz11]

....Why on earth did you stick a picture of Rasputin in at 2:06? I can see the resemblance though.

[blinksmilewink]

oh! That's who it is!

[futbolmanutd]

looks a bit like satan. freaky shit. man this is kinda scary haha. but your message was pretty interesting.:) somewhat true haha. goodwork ashens.

[DayTripperLennon]

this video is 4:20. yay. lol

[Beanieboy182]

this is creepy

[hte624]

LOLLNESS!

Are you wearing a mask, or is it just the way you set up the camera effect?

[sk8adio42]

newfag

[Iori400]

if you pause at 2:06, prepare to have nightmares..Or gaming inspirations

[campusmoviemaker]

i see nothing

[hte624]

lol unless hes sexually attractive to you... lol!

[confusedcockney]

stuart, is that you?

[ghoststalkerx1z]

ashens I think that you may have lost it on that day.

take some prozac and eat some cake

:D

[monkeyTRAWMERcenter]

i made her that way with chemicals and a piece of wood..hahah rofl best line

[Silanda]

Well, that was freaky.

[MasterROBLOXDude]

Wait again...

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ON 2:52!?

[MasterROBLOXDude]

AAAAAAAH MAX!!!!!!

1:17 - 1:29

[MasterROBLOXDude]

Wait....WTF WAS THAT 0_0

[MyNameIsBumbles]

quite scary really

[SiHy]

Look forward to hearing more from Kenneth in the future.

[Elltrixer]

LOL FUCKING FREAKY BUT ROFL

[viperxeon]

wow, rather odd, but round 2:05 there is a man that pops up, rather scary.

"my wife is very ill, i made her that way with a chemicals, and a piece of wood."

"but their future will consist of prozacs, cakes and disability benefits."

[wayne205stevens]

AHHHHHHHH bad trip!

[kingdomkid94]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THE FIRST SECOND I STOPED IT AND WRITE THIS THAT WAs TOTALLY WIERD!!!!!!!!!!-

[mynyme93]

this is scary........

not the kind of thing i usually expect from ashens

tut tut tut.... uuurrrggghhh.... im freaked out...

[spillz09]

that at 2:06 freaked me out!

[maddudeguy2600]

man wtf waz that at 2:06???!!!!!

[Iori400]

thats rasputin. Pull up a history book and it will tell you about him.

[PS3NSKYLINE34]

AT 1:19 thers a reflection of someone on the left side of his face

[phizzyphizzy]

Looks like a faint overlay of Max Headroom.

[skjamog]

I looooooooove this video :D Fok yah!

[SuccessionLockon]

is that the emporer from star wars at 2:05

[Freedbog]

I can honestly say I was scared shitless by the sudden Rasputin.

[PS3NSKYLINE34]

AT 1:19 thers a reflection of someone on the left side of his face, did u see that?

[YotsubaBasket]

O_O 2:06 WHAT IS THAT!?

[amurphy245]

Lol its grigori rasputin,nice find.

[johndoe9001]

"I made her sick with chemicals and peace of wood" ha ha ha ha ha ha

[thegunman55]

Brilliant description of X Factor.

[Underclass608]

First time watching this, I was freaked out. Then I watched a video with Quincy in it and it's not possible to be scared at the Doctor anymore. ;D

[Zhougdog]

chemicals and a piece of wood...

[Underclass608]

My breakfast.

[SohokReactor]

More of these please, Ashens.

[burningfajitas]

"And I would say my situation couldn't possibly get any worse but, you know as well as I do, there's no bottom floor in Hell.."

Lol I figured he was blogging from Hell seeing as it's all dark and red. No fire or screaming in the background though..

[burningfajitas]

What the?

[limegreendsmad]

Stop a 2:03-2:06 and a creep face will flash up

[GlenRotton]

2 words. love it"

[limegreendsmad]

ha ha it is true when it talks about the xfactor

[Pemex5555]

scary@!

[ThisIs2009]

what's this rubbish? go back to reviewing crap i enjoy that!

[IWasSavingThatBacon]

He can do whatever he likes. You'll still watch it.

[Zenoc2]

I'm getting a hint of "2001: A Space Odyssey" here... very weird. What's wrong with this guy's eyes?

[simongorelik]

freaky dude ur awsome

[mysteriosupafan]

why am i reminded of tomb raider

[CronoDyne]

2:06 What exactly is that?.. o_O

[darklinkofhell]

i dont know but it freaks me out!

[QregTheBlueMonkey]

Satan?

[honimeagel]

looks like ozzy osbourne to me

[burningfajitas]

yea i'd say it's rasputin

[Iori400]

NO! its Rasputin overlayed on this character!

:D

[revelation2210]

it would seem to be a man with buck teeth, fish eyes(as in there is a slant in them like a " - ") a long bushy beard and parted hair. in other words a bum he found on the streets with a weird eye disorder

[burningfajitas]

Rasputin?

[spidermanjc0]

i never seen evidence of amusing british humor until i found ashens channel. always hilarious

[BurtonFarnsworthUK]

Ashens should be commended for trying out diffrent things. I like it!

[bad2dabone49]

Who else is reminded of Old Greg?

[cammigurlgonewild]

hahahaha "baileys"

[xXxNo1ReaperxXx]

ever drunk bailey from a shoe, im gonna hurt you boy lol

[AngryNintendoFan]

what......the.......fuck!

[RS250Squid]

Very very disturbing.

That guy is gonna haunt my sleep :p.

[Octy43]

Holy fuck! this guy is the devil himself!!

Yeaaaahhhh i want some coke on my eye... in both eyes I mean!

XP

[Desolation6]

Really like the style of the video.

Good job

[rlc1283]

ok then

[Shhadow74]

This actually isnt very scary, its pretty interesting just to hear what hes saying :P

[RUGGA102]

the end really scared the shit out of me.

[dontmesswiththeryhan]

GEEEEEEEEEEEE that face is really creepy... didnt notice that first time round

[unable1234]

at 2:05... KINDA KREEPY ANYONE ELS SEE THE FACE???

[nhonho23]

yeah i think is rasputin.

[samuel7897]

holy shit thats freaky

[MikeG506]

Is Kenneth Lightly a fictional character , because this is satan right?

CONFUSEd

[xyanide1986]

cool story bro

[VideyoJunkei]

1:27-the famous 'max headroom' pirate video

[nukeboy14]

hmmmm... first of all who is kenneth lightly and whats the problem with the lighting or video quality. p.s the guy looks like hitler

[nukeboy14]

oh yeah and whats with all the subliminal messages in the video

[dbizley]

this is a bit random i know - but im pretty sure that the face that comes over at 2.06 is a picture of Rasputin. When pasted over dear old "kenneth" it looks like a ghost.

[AzureGamer]

is it just me or does this video resemble Gman from half life at all plus dyedude22 that bobbing head did resemble gmans head from half life or at least it did to me

[LogiTalk]

What is this?

[KellyDivor]

lol v disturbing..but hilarious..

"my wife is very ill, because I made her that way with chemicals and a peice of wood"

[philfresz]

there is some thing there it keeps bobbing up and down which looks like a a ghost then it stops and becomes viible for half a second at 2:06

[bobsmith93]

weird..