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  • i want to larn all tht mans books :D so I CAN IMMORTAL!!!!!!

  • Buddhist Palm manual...

    Step 1: Getting fcked financially (may vary between poor people)

    Step 2: Getting pissed on

    Step 3: Getting beaten so badly your mama won't recognize you

    Step 4: Kung-fu master

  • the buddhist palm will f*ck your world up!

  • superb ending! haha

  • I hear I lost as well in the end when he goes down and grovels

  • FUS RO DAH

  • The beggar knows who is the next kung fu master, he only sell the books to them

  • 2:10 wowwwww shes so cute

  • The biggest Hi Five ever!!!! LOL

  • I remember watching this years ago, I decided to watch it again--This time in actual Cantonese--And man, I still love the ending!!! /\(>w<)/\ Great movie, thanks for uploading ^_^

  • Buddhist culture!

  • So he only brought 1 book and owned the beasts ass what if he brought them all?

    I am just saying

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  • gotta love stephen  chow movies

  • lol how is that homeless guy still alive?

  • nice

  • So the 10$ kung fu books did work.

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  • Will Come Kung Fu Hustle 2 ---- In A Process Production

  • esto fue lo que hizo pep y su equipo con mou...la manito (5)-0 .pero lo mejor fue cuando se arrodillo y le dijo maestro..!!!

  • That homeless guy should be revealed as the master of masters in kung fu hustle 2. If they make it.

  • At the end they should of had the beast and the fat friend working in the candy store with the hero. With the beast character giving the candy to kids, wearing bright colored clothing, smiling and waving. That would have been funnier and better. Or they should make a kung fu hustle two, Involving the beast going back to evil after learning the buddist palm move. That would be cool.

  • 3:04- 3:58 If any of you want Asian Drama, that is what kind of music they play. ^.^

  • i have officially watched the entire movie

  • BRILLIANT!!!!!!!The beggar looks the same after all those years.

  • @megaweeding

    I believe he was also the same beggars who help Chow in King of Beggars film, surely he is a holy sage who have keen eye for natural born kung fu genius...

  • Stephan Chow, you should produced and direct Dragon Ball movie!So that people will watch it over and over without getting bored, you the best!

  • @nazripunisher Actually Stephen Chow was involved in the production of Dragon Ball: Evolution. Though I would like to think that it's not his fault the movie is bad.

  • @lifeloverNorris Ohh, yes.I've searched and found out that stephen chow is the producer of Dragon Ball Evolution...I wish he is the director...

  • Wasn't this originally filmed in chinese? Why is it titled "chinese dub" ?

  • @InfindecimalSlice So that viewers know the spoken language in the movie is Chinese and not some other language, like say French.

  • @BKae87 I am not sure dub is the correct term for that, I could be wrong, but I would think something like "Undubbed chinese version" might be more accurate in this case.

  • @InfindecimalSlice This is true.

  • its not realy a kungfu film its wuxia

  • its not realy a kungfu fil. its wuxia

  • anyone else see the barber and the landlord couple in this part?

  • When he says you want to learn? The beast didn't say master, he said I lost

  • @Paulpunkrocks I liked the meaning of the translation better, even if it wasn't the original intent.

  • @InfindecimalSlice The translation is actually worse, because the way he said "I lost" in Cantonese was in a more desperate sound that no English word can be substituted.

  • @Paulpunkrocks haaa goodone!

    

  • @Paulpunkrocks maybe the translator heard laoshi instead of woshule... well you know.. frog can't spell properly.. lol..

  • I cried so much at that song and the scenes.. This is the most that I ever cried watching a movie!

  • Facepalm 0:33

  • anyone also notice? he shoot his palm left the beast face but the hole in the building is right from him, this explain the truth that palm hand can be shot not only in straight line :D

  • so, is this korean or what?

  • @TheMacyp are you serious?

  • Love this film... you've got to watch "Kung Fu Dunk" if you like this one. Jay Chou's really cool... and Chen Bo Lin so handsome.

  • damn i wanna see that kid in kh3

  • aaah the toe crusher !

  • this time this bum found some snot nosed kid as "The One". But this is destiny will come true lol.

  • "Hey you two, Put your pants on!" LOL

  • I've never had a movie other than this one where my impression of it at the end was so much better than tit was at the beginning. A great and fun film!

  • KUNGFU HUSTLE 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • funny flower..

  • 4:20 LOL

    that would make him super overpowered xD

  • "no licking if you aren't buying"

  • the ending music and scene makes my eyes wet

  • hey !! I want to buy the book of sword style kung fu .. and be a top world killer ..

  • In kung fu hustle no2 will see that chuck norris wrote all this books ... there will be the biggest fight if he plays a rele there :)

    And the girl is the most beatifull ever, a dont know if it has to do because she cant speak ... :) also the music is perfect , characers too, go by the BR guys , this people deserve it.

  • Such a great scene when the Beast breaks down and begs to be his student. It's rare for a final fight between the hero and the villain end that way

  • @TheGreaterGood80

    Spot on. That one moment made the film go from great, to one of the best in my books.

    Beautiful.

  • Dude that chick is too beautiful. damn

  • Love the movie also Shaolin Soccer and CJ7

  • You want to learn? I will teach you. LMFAO

  • Bravo, Bravo!

  • Tommy Wiseau disliked this because Stephen Chow does a better job than him in all categories

  • @LovelyBlueJin A brick does a better job than Tommy Wiseau in all categories

  • *(^_^)v yeeaaaaah!

  • loool the end it's so funny XD, i love this movie, the best kung fu movie of all times

  • thats right bitch, bow to your master. Now eat a dick, boom smashes him with da buddist palm and kills beast. hahaha

  • i like kungfu,,,

  • For those who don't know that movie was directed , produced by, and starring STEPHEN CHOW. Look him up, if you like Kung fu Hustle you will surely like the rest of his movies.

    May I recommend a few: Shaolin Soccer, Flirting Scholar,The Mad Monk,God of Cookery, A Chinese Odyssey Part One: Pandora's Box, Justice My Foot, King of Beggars...

  • cool movie

  • And that is the story of Bruce Lee's childhood.

  • @BGdler hahahahah hell yeah

  • And that is the story of Bruce Lee's childhood.

  • 10 people didn't like this? Strange. I don't see how you can't love this movie.

  • @Japaneseanimeguy  Because they got owned by buddha's palm

  • The kid at the end is gonna become a martial artist with buddhist palm + 4 other awesome skills :O

    Kung-Fu Hustle 2 please?

  • @Fear0912345 Stephen Chow announced he was doing it :D

  • Since when do Daisies fly?

    still... good movie

  • brilliant even second time round. Great medicine - laughter!

  • I can do Buddhist Palm for real!

  • holy shit, that a lot of manuals, and i want one XD

  • Haha, I liked this movie. :D The landlady was definitely one of my favorites. XD

  • The subs for this movie have been pretty accurate, except for at 1:31 in this video, The beast says "I lost", this has nothing to do with "Master" <.<

    I guess it kinda makes sense in context, but still...

  • @mifdsam noo... he was muttering teochew ( A dialect ) "Wo Ren Shu Le"Means I yeild. I know because Ima Teochew :)

  • So Hammer der Film =)

  • What is the name of the song? 2:22 if you know tell me please im looking for this song long time

  • @LUISDJ2004

    Zhi Yao Wei Ni Huo Yi Tian is the name of the song

  • @serend1p1tyx Serend thnx bro im looking for the song!! for long time thnx !!!!!!!

  • i think what he's trying to tell himis ...you cant win by cheating.

  • Awww I love how they become kids again.

  • whats next?maybe the gay gang?and that fat boy saved the day!

  • theres the beggar again

  • rofl @ma22x2 I watched this right after I watched Shaolin Soccer

    damn best 2 movies ever :D <3 <3

  • Note: This whole movie was made BEFORE special effects were made.

  • FEEL THE FORCE ! ! ! 0:33

  • aww ending is too cute! :)

    I LOVE STEPHEN CHOW!!!

  • omfg im 14 now ... i saw this with my best friend as litle holy crap its memories... best kung fu film of all time ... like if you agree

  • @TrollViolater369 oh my! you have a great memory for only being 14 years O___O

  • @TeHagoElOrto hehe thx :D

  • @TrollViolater369 same here, only watched it with my brother we are over 24 years. We was looking for those kung fu bard battle that we saw on tv for many years.

    And this movie was entertaining.

  • i just realized the bum is from king of beggars!! he totally looks the same haha

  • i just realized that the bum looks kinda like Ted Williams before he got off the street

  • right after i watched this, i went and watched shaolin soccer hahah

  • @ma22x2 i just watched shaolin soccer then watched this...CRAZY

  • @ma22x2 OMG hell ya... i watched shaolin soccer after this!! XD

  • @ma22x2 i i went to watch from bejing with love after this one xD,

  • XD 4:15

  • great movie! thanks for the upload...

  • i think the dragon killing 18 palms were featured in a older movie with stephen chow in it called "the king of beggers" i liked that movie too.

  • @dawatchng actually the dragon killing 18 palms book cis found in the movie, it's the 2ND book shown by the old man from left named 降龍十八掌 in chinese

  • So sweet! He was always her hero, and he finally proved it. ^w^

  • you know what they say about people with big palms :o

    they have....big fists >.>

  • thanks 4 including the credits, i love listening to the music, after this movie

  • it wasnt as funny as i expected..I love the one movie where a man caugh his part of a liver out...hahahhathat was funny

  • The evil guy look like Bolo who played in Bruce lee movie O.O

  • @XpresloX Vecause the evil guy used to impersonate Bruce Lee in films after his death when he was younger. so you're kinda right

  • epic movie evar....this movie deserves an oscar and the guy is a great actor i think he is the same from shaolin soccer which was a great movie as well. the ending of this movie is awesome; i hope they make a second part.

  • Rofl at the ending!!!

    GREAT MOVIE!

  • Lmao....Jing Yong references ftw

  • @Warkiam anything kungfu has Jing Yong in it.

  • a new lesson... do not impersonate a frog

  • that girl's hot

  • the book selling guy also appeared in other movies as the guy who give chow real kungfu lol

  • at 0:22, would be funny if the grandma was like, "Now look at this mess! Who's going to pay for that now huh?"

  • Does that mean there making a Part 2 since the Kid buys 5 books for 1?

  • ahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i love kung fy but now i learn kung fu tai chi

    this tai chi kung fu make me fill relax aahaha......but tq for upload this movie

    but tai chi also can fight people now just relaxing or give u healthty body

    (=

  • such a great movie! :D

  • Chick's dig lollipops.

  • where to find that old geezer, i want to have some of his books!!!

  • i love the ending song! ><

  • i want the flower thingy!!! and i wanna be that cute kid. wonder if he was another chosen one?

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  • Man, this movie has it all, love it.

  • the next i say a book for learning kung fu. i would buy it!

  • You know, this movie speaks to me. You can't be with a white girl or a black girl, cause they're unfaithful. What you need is a crazy, head-over-heels-in-love-with, faithful asian girl. (They're like that; and they will not divorce you)

  • @Dictator300> That's total misunderstanding/ twisted receiption for what it really says. The movie speak about faithful love no matter which ethnic back ground you may have. Divorce is now serious social challenge almost everywhere in Asia. In fact some of the asian countries has higher divorce rates than US and Europe. (Check statistics with Japan, Korea, and China) The movie says beauty of true love, which you might want to have for life, and that's it.

  • @countdark That's BS. Wikipedia disagrees with you. Chinaforumorg also disagrees with you. Japan-intelnet also disagrees with you. Asiacommunitycom also disagrees with you. The highest divorce has been in Christian-held countries; namely the goddamn USA.

  • @Dictator300> Well, I don't think I misled you by any mean. womenofchina.cn says asian countries are catching up Europe and America. Korea is the 3rd rank highest. Asian girls never divorce? BS there. No Kidding!

  • @countdark> But you have point that the US has in the 1st place. Yet the statistics are debatable because watchmojo with UN says the US is only taking 3rd. (first for Maldive) I relied on the recent asian news paper reported that Korean rate has exceeded the US. But Asian girls do divorce. Chinese, Japanese, Koreans had higher rates than most of EU countries.

  • awesome

  • notice the good guys palm at 0:31

  • best part of the movie!

  • Love this movie!

  • The last five books are the nine style sword techniques of Dugu, single finger of yang, Nine yang kung fu, eighteen dragon subduing palm techniques and the thousand hand kung fu.

  • Bam! just like that!!

  • omg he sells jiu yang shen gong !

  • I want all the books.......

  • ONE OF THE GREATEST KUNG FU FILMS BY ONE OF THE BEST ACTOR WRITER DIRECTORS OF ALL TIME!!!!

  • @zokon53 : yah! he is stephen chow ;)

  • @karlwongd YES INDEED :)

  • @zokon53 HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • @zokon53 yes it its.i watch this countless time.

  • BAMM

  • the girl that sells ice cream is really pretty O.O

  • this is the only movie I've enjoyed the credits. epic music :D

  • @marshmack91 me tooooo i watched the credits for the first time :D

  • did the landlords ever figure out that were there son?

  • HOW THE FK DID THE HOBO LIVE THAT DAMN LONG I WANNA KNO!!!!!!!

  • Damn...I'm a 38 year young grown ass man and 3:08 always get me to tears every time I watch it. Stephen is a brilliant , excellent actor, screenwriter and director. And that's why every movie written, directed and acted by the actor themselves are always very good. ie..braveheart - million dollar baby - rocky - dances with wolves - the apostle...

  • @tonystark05 pathetic...

  • @SYTRIN2012 ....I was actually complimenting on the good work done in this movie.

    I apologize if I offended you in anyway. Anyway I need to go wash up, cos I just finished in your mama's ass. Take care son.

  • Yep There's a Part 2

  • 0:43 - 0:45 wuz epic...lolz :)

  • the kid buys another book and that's how Kung fu Hustle 2 starts xD

  • the landlord must be really piss after that....

  • why no qian kun da nuo yi ~

  • Stephen Chow is so fine....lol. This is one of my favorite movies

  • she is cute

  • In the last part when they are both looking at each other, the background looks more like from Europe than China, is it a joke?

  • @Mirrorbeholding in 1930 many parts of Shanghai are European's Concessions

  • @Mirrorbeholding

    It's not a joke. The setting of this movie should be Shanghai in the 1940's. Many western style buildings were built there back then. If you go to Shanghai today a lot of those buildings are still there. Like the first HSBC building.

  • Yes, I know there were some German settlements in eastern China, but I didn't know where exactly.

  • @Mirrorbeholding

    I think many of the western style buildings were built and used by Chinese people back then. e.g. HSBC is a Chinese bank.