Religulous part 5

[okayokayokayokayboh]

I love that guy at 8:46.

[MrPsolara]

8:35 - 8:42 Adam's instructions for Eve.

[ilikehairbands]

haha "before the mormons get at 'em"

[ThePhantom135]

Just to let people know, not all religious people are condescending douche bags like Ken Ham. Some of the most intelligent people I've ever met had a religious faith of some kind. There's really nothing wrong with having a faith; only when people use it as an excuse to act out against humanity does it become a problem.

[RandyRobbo]

is the sound out of sync for anyone else? or is it my shitty laptop?

[DomFromScotland]

@RandyRobbo It's your laptop, sorry buddy :(

[RandyRobbo]

@DomFromScotland bugger

[helllbringa]

8:00

'muslims come and they enjoy the tourism side and they say, we wish we had seen this first'

*woman in background runs past screaming*

lol

[wasteofspace1234]

My cousin looks just like Jesus. Long hair, beard, kinda got a hippy attitude going on. We're both Atheists and I love to tease him about it :P

[Bleumange]

@relaxin001 Ham's facial expression when asking the impossible nails that point in the head.

[desasterz]

Sorry, when does science start?? Ok, so that explains the water/wine? Come on!

[DarkZholt]

You know why these religious nuts want to put their dirty hands on science?

Cause it makes money, and they love money above anything.

[captain2ahab]

people from Gaza Strip make a holiday to the zionist-loving USA and of all things they visit the holy land experience, built by people which deny the existence of a palestinian people ???? GIMME A FUCKING BREAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tamerseeker]

"circumnavigate the intellect" i think these christians are on to something. that's money right there! that's money!

[Trenchbanana]

People from Gaza Strip go to to america to see the holy land park? bull fucking shit

[AussieTheOztralian]

Cheesy land experience

[ScientificBob]

Somebody please hit that arrogant smug off off Ken Bacon errrr, I mean Ken Ham's face please.

[roloug95]

I love when the fake jesus' guy is like going "testing one two" they superimpose the subheading "Jesus" right at that point. This movie fucking knows satire!

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

I wish every religious leader was like Father Maverick!

[metalwrestlingfann]

Hey it's "Funny Man" Rocco from The Boondock Saints

[matics19]

7:59 LOL WHAT!?

[DeMause]

Vote 1 Father maverick for pope.

[ficopficop]

Father Reginald Foster reminds me of Christopher Walken sometimes... especially when he says "yes it does" when Maher asks him about the buildings...

[FlyingSujin67]

adam loved widdling and blowing on that stick

[sn3192]

wanna bet the inventor of the flintstones was a creationist^^

[TheMatrix398]

@sn3192

you bet!! lol

[xXxEL1TExXx]

2:45 - The most idiotic question in this presentation.

[kmof65]

extreme role playing or what!

[kmof65]

WTF is up with the girl at 8.00?

[Stinukli]

@kmof65 Haha.

[teedonster2]

are you god? no im thor the demi-god

[61btod]

When someone asks you if you're a god; You say YES!!!

[loosifur]

i fucking love father maverick he rules

[bigbadbananaboy]

Crazy Australian creationist!

[ganados0]

@bigbadbananaboy He appears in the latest trailer for the museum saying "Think for yourself." followed by "prepare to believe.".

[BBMonkey77]

jesus is just alright with me! jesus is alright! ohh yeaahhhh!!! oh noooo....

[drummer4theperish]

Jesus is #6. LOL!!

[karlidealist]

Man God sure knows how to work a rib!! LOL

[KKIC811]

8:36 God sure knows how to play with Adam's rib XD

[DeathJesterUK]

Id love to spend some time taking and learning from the Vaticans Scientists. They seem to have reconciled Science and Religion and see science as the study of how God did it, rather than science being there to try to disprove Gods existence.

[LiTtLeDuDeSaM83]

"He is god.... are you god?"

"No"

biggest fuck yea facial

[cptblackfry]

I have lived for the momment where I would see the cartoon representation of a biblical character wank off a twig... thank you Bill Maher, keep fighting these numbskulls.

[offerp84]

this has to be scripted it's so funny

[utube2344]

FATHER MAVERICK FOR POPE

[WARP10CK]

Yes people from Gaza come here (gunfire in the background) LOL

[stuffandnonsense123]

I want to go to Holy Land so fucking much. The song and dance routine looked bad-ass. I always knew that Jesus was funky lol.

Father Maverick and a Jesus who looks likes he`s in the Bee Gees!! I guess it`s time to stop being an atheist.

[zzBillyz]

Okay, if father maverick had a church in my town I'd probably go >.<

[opznkop]

joda rulls

[kingstrim]

what's that screaming woman running through the picture at 7:55?! Creepy...

[SniperWalrus]

Ken Ham is lecturing me about consistency?

The same little twat who preaches against homosexuality and the evils of narcotics? The same Ken Ham who was caught in the back of a car with a male prostitute and a bag of cocaine?

[SRospieler]

Who knows Gene Roddenberrys Andromeda ? There is a Nietzschean race. This kind of race has to be humans future. Anything else will come to an end sooner or later.

1. Option --> no humanity

2. Option --> Development to a higher kind of man.

[Elfenlied89]

†††† praise jesus our eternal father and lord and saviour †††††

atheists will burn in hell †††† richard dwakins †††† christopher hitens †††† dan dennen †††† sam ferris ††††

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@Elfenlied89 You're brainwashed

[Elfenlied89]

@DrinkSkateSleep

††††† praise jesus our eternal father and lord and saviour †††††

††††† may this youtube user ††††† DrinkSkateSleep ††††† burn in hell for all eternity †††††

††††† praise jesus our eternal father and lord and saviour †††††

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@Elfenlied89 HAHAHAHA.

[henrikstaaf]

@Elfenlied89 suck up

[kamarrabaksh]

"not fer me it don"t"

he looks and sounds just like the hillbilly on The Simpsons

[matszz]

Is there a woman being raped at 07:59?

[debottolfsen]

"That really is the Vatican. I ought to know. I was just thrown out of there."

Really says something about the catholic church. Cool father, though...

[9999pharlap]

Believe in God for 9.99$ !

[stucorbett]

yup, Father Maverick is the business!!!!

[kaoskommando]

BA BA BI BI BU BU!!!

[zonkov88]

why is that father foster even in the church? :D

[kobi12able]

Are You God?? hahahhaa

[triplequeen]

8:35 - 8:39 Is it just me, or is there some serious phallic imagery going on?!

[jfresh5]

@triplequeen like what?

[triplequeen]

@jfresh5 Just the way he rubbed it up and down...maybe it's just me then.

[TheMrSpam]

2:50

owned!

[Superhaufen1337]

2:44 God is an infinite god and [....]

What does he say and what does Bill say ("Well I think that's a.....")?

[61btod]

@Superhaufen1337 "God is an infinate god who is working in ways we don't always understand."

"Yeah, I think that's a cop out."

A cop out is an excuse designed to shirk responsibility, a tactic used very often by creationists when asked serious questions about creationism.

[Superhaufen1337]

@61btod Cool, thanks a lot!

[xxEuphie]

7:57 :) Screaming nun XD

[Randomtubeaccout]

that vatican astronomer speaks a damned good truth

how the world can there be science in scriptures? for crying out loud

[17thSHIT]

Atleast the Catholics aren't in denial... at last. Which also makes it kinda more weird.

[sn3192]

How does Father Foster manage to work for the vatican, be a Senior Vatican Priest even (!), when he's such a disillusioned guy?? I mean does he fake it, coz he gets good pay or something, or does he only believe in God and none of the other stuff?

[danstrummer]

@sn3192 Father foster is just like my Grandfather mate, believes in god, heaven etc but thinks that christians, the vatican and priests are all full of shit. Does things his own way, loves god how he wants not how some german prat in a dress tells him too, believes organised religion is a joke and believes it's a private thing. P.S. I'm an atheist. God bless you :D

[toobularbells]

OMFG i laughed so hard when the Doobie Brothers started

[loosifur]

the vatican needs hookers end of story

[pendu87]

the vatican needs more fosters.

[Tauts05]

Foster & Coyne are so right, that why I'm catholic, XD

[shazpie]

HOLY SHIT ITS JESUS!

[SPRX22]

3:21 All work and no fun makes Bill a dull boy ... therefore he has fun XD

[molololtow]

I love the vatikan priest. :D

[Psychatron]

@ 2:56 you can tell that the only thing stopping this guy from rippin Bill's head off is the commandment 'thou shall not kill' !

[simpleman6942]

9:08 what song is that please SOMEONE TELL ME :D

[miladynana]

@simpleman6942 Jesus Is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers

[Exoixx]

It's a worrying state of affairs when the most rational logical people in the documentary were from the Vatican lol

[captainkickass7]

@Exoixx ironic, isn't it ?

[howlingarmadillo]

@Exoixx Would you rather it be someone else? After all, the people in the Vatican have to know a thing or two about religion to be accepted, right?

[xXxEL1TExXx]

@Exoixx But their approach are scientific and counters the existence of god.

[chubbm]

@Exoixx It's not totally surprising though. There are literalists in the order too but the higher ups within the Vatican are incredibly well educated and well read people. Some are still very old fashioned though.

[Stoicpeach89]

The world needs more people like Father Foster..

[Y2KillerSPOOBLY]

I love the 'movie pitch' part had me in stitches rofl

[ADragonAmongRoses]

8:00 wtf??

[942nick]

7:58 what with the screaming nun in the background lol

[peacemaker571]

bill is so crap that he tried to present the bad image of every religion,for exemple there r so many rabbai,s in america and israel but he leave,s behind them and went to a controversial rabbai and a father who is totally ignorant of christianity and then he went to an imam who cant speak english clearly he is not trying to present the truth but he is trying to say that what he blive is right shame on u bill

[BLaZe071775]

@peacemaker571 ever think those people DIDNT want to be interviewed?

[gorilamagro]

@peacemaker571 Given your argument, I guess you could also say "shame on u, Church"

[antonyrichardson30]

@peacemaker571 You're missing the point. He is outlining the idiocy that is encountered within religion. Anybody that thinks an argument is won by saying 'he is god......Are you god?' Is quite clearly deluded but this is what us 'normal' people are up against.

Please read another book and grow up.

[marvincontendo]

this priest guy is cool

[wardzer]

father maverick for pope!

[elnuse]

this fanatics are soy blind...

[thegatesoftroy]

That bald preist is great!

[mihaimoldo]

this documentary proves that there are no religious people that are intelligent.

Actually i remember reading somewhere(i think in R. Dawkins's book) that some institute or club composed of members with very high IQ, made a statistic about religious and intelligent people. Turned out that the bigger your IQ(intelligence) is the less religious you are.

Looking at these people i'm inclined to believe that, that's a fact already....and always has been.

[paddymourinho]

Thumbs up for Father Foster :)

[sprintR]

I was kinda depressed and sexually frustrated but I forgot about all that since I'm watching this movie. Haven't laughed this hard since, since... :) "Wellcome, people of Gaza strip!" loooooooooooooool

[hellhammerz666]

Father Maverick is fucking great :D!

[Aletto1984]

3:20 - 3:25 great! lol

[dxtwo]

baababibabuba...

[MarcMyWurd]

Anyone else notice the screaming woman running for her life in the background at 8:00? Hahaha

[eidius1989]

i though jesus was brown because of the whole middle eastern thing...

[luwiz]

only catholic that separates science and religion

[SniperWalrus]

That guy around 5.00 is AWSUM, I like him.

Why can't we have more of him? Religion would be at least fun.

[tnaissogay]

lol you probably wont understand this, u probably dont follow things

how stupid does the preist think bill is

[SashaHasani1990]

Father Reginald Foster rocks! The whole movie should have been bill maher and father Reginald traveling together like bill and ted...

[Ulfnarr]

have you noticed the couple of guys in uniform strolling "by chance" on the background while maher and foster are talking? those are carabinieri, an italian military force with police functions, probably alerted by the priests after kicking out maher.

"please boys, go have a look on that funny speaking man over there, he's probably possessed by satan"

[SniperWalrus]

@Ulfnarr Yeah, they probably tried to crucify Foster, but Jebus warped down and saved him...Fuck it, if everyone else is making up their own shit, so am I.

[Ulfnarr]

@SniperWalrus that's more or less the spirit

[33hegemon]

Loving that guy's palm tree shirt at Holy Land. He is cool

[PhantomSephiroth]

....

When I say religion is a business...

[Solid1985R]

LMAO @ Father Foster

[SuperboyConnerKent]

catholic shitlist :)) epic

[gawgetter]

Father Foster deserves his own documentary!

[optimusripe]

atleast that preist isnt a retard

[superhooper1983]

I wanna watch Hell Town!!

[Taidgh17]

that man has an awesome voice

[Avelino110]

Part 1

I'm eva

oh I'm Adan, do you wanna fornicate?

Sure!

Part 2

Adam: And then, God blowed my rib, I'm from it's sperm, you were created.

[Avelino110]

Super doper angels LMAO

[poisonedcrib]

way to go father foster!!

[aurrorra]

I love how tacky this "holly land" is.

[skinmelive]

I like that Pastor. He is funny... ^^

[Pakman78]

2:33 I disagree. Being a muslim, I know that Islam teaches science...don't believe me, have a listen to Yousaf Estes scientific observation on this...

[JesusCockInAllahAss]

@Pakman78 Grow up. NONE of these fairytales are real and there is NO science in your book. It is every bit as retarded as the Bible and you are just as deluded about the nature of reality as every other blinkered religion thumper.

Oh to have been born in world where grown ups don't believe in magic...

[violentsilence4u]

@Pakman78 explain the gins to me? how does the koran explain thunder and lightening? the koran is dog shit too..

[Didit4daLULZ]

Rogue Priest FTW

[Se1ander]

6TH!?!?!?!?!

[RendBlackhand]

If all priests were more like father Foster this world would be a better place.

[fudgestixles]

is it me or was there a screaming woman behind the man ....

[chomedey]

@fudgestixles There was!

[Danovio]

i love how that woman is trying to tell the story about that time when a jewish woman meet jesus and turnd her christian.

i love it cus jesus is jewish(if hes true, wich hes not) him self.

[Fubs]

Much as i dislike the church, that Fr foster was fuckin funny

[vinniechan]

A clergyman with PROPER knowledge actually talks sense.

[thatstheone87]

love the musical

[0RockaRolla0]

8:00

*Girl runs past screaming*

[Archaicconjurer]

The guy at the start of this clip. . .He is deluded, every spiritualist, Christian or not, understands that this world is 5 billion years old. . .also that this planet came from a star, that this star came from another star and reincarnated from yet another star! God does move in mysterious ways, but not what this chap at the beginning is saying reading Genesis If you are christian pay more attention to New Testament, and also I would say dont force religion upon people, certainly not for$

[Archaicconjurer]

That man is not a priest Reginald Foster, the one whom was talking outside the streets of Rome. . ., if he were a Vatican Senior Priest he would be wearing the appropriate clothes . . By the way, the guy who created this docu film, interesting views about would JC wanted his teachings to be palaces, gold etc etc

[leonwoodford]

@Archaicconjurer ooo a little more research needed by you i think

[Archaicconjurer]

Er, yes, actually dont patronise me, theology, spiritually, history, and the craft are my forte. . .

A) A senior Catholic Priest would not grant an audience with a TV documentor upon being holsted out of the Vatican

B) It is their creed that all Senior Vatican Priests are ambassadors to the Church and must wear appropriate uniform.

C) Notice how the New Yorker Italian, claimed to be a priest, mentioned 3 July

[mickeypopa]

@Archaicconjurer

There is a way to verify the existence of Reginal Foster, senior Vatican priest:

go to Rome, check, then come back and, if he doesn't exist, make a video exposing Bill Maher as a manipulative liar.

But until then, all your talk is just guess work and speculation.

On the other hand, there is no way to verify the existence of God.

[Archaicconjurer]

@mickeypopa

I have already checked he is not listed, amazing what the vatican archives can pull out especially if you have ample enough time, and everyone knows Bill Maher is of jewish descent, not that any religion bothers me. . .But however on the other hand, July 3rd is a significant date, I will not be bothered to explain to a stranger except there has been something to enforce me a belief in a creator, but on global scale of belief for those who have not seen:

[mickeypopa]

@Archaicconjurer

You actually went to Vatican and verified with senior priests that there's no Reginald Foster in their ranks?

If that's the case, then I must concede here.

But then, it leads me to believe it must have been a joke of some sort.

Have you tried to contact someone from Religulous to ask about Reginald Foster if it has been just a joke for the sake of comical nature of the documentary?

[Archaicconjurer]

@mickeypopa

Strange name you have considered your youtube profile speaks in far greater volumes than the name. . .I will tell you, yes its supposed to be comical, never trust the media, secondly like Borat and Bruno, a lot of clips were edited, rehearsed and faked to view as real documentary. . .Just to set the record straight I am not endorsing nor criticising any religion. . .So our conversation ends here

[mickeypopa]

@Archaicconjurer

You haven't answered my question. Probably because you're full of shit. And you are talking unrelated crap about my nickname and profile. What does that have to do with anything? I guess your tactics is to ramble off-topic and attack the person while not addressing any of his points.

That's called "straw man argument", for your information.

My YT name is my nickname in real life, unlike your childish one. And my profile is what it is. I don't give a shit what you think about it.

[mickeypopa]

@Archaicconjurer

Your profile speaks in far greater volumes about nothing.

1 childish upload and empty profile page and you're somehow better than others?

I suppose your arrogance is only surpassed by your stupidity.

[BelfastAtheist]

@mickeypopa

Ad hominem.

[mickeypopa]

@BelfastAtheist

Yeah, I know, it was a mix up. At the time I was writing this reply I was also replying to a guy on another video who was claiming I said Hitler was doing all the evil he has done in the name of Christianity just because I said Hitler was a Catholic Christian, which I never said and never will.

Hence, I typed that here and couldn't be bothered to write a whole new comment correcting myself and explaining like you've made me do now. -.-

Besides, everyone knows it's ad hominem. ;)

[BelfastAtheist]

@mickeypopa

Hitler was a 'catholic christian' he referenced god in mein kempf and pretty much every single one of his speeches so...

[mickeypopa]

@BelfastAtheist

And that's what I said the first time. Dude, I'm starting to wonder are you even reading my comments or are you just replying to me because you want to amaze me with your stance on the subject?

Allow me to quote myself: "I was also replying to a guy on another video who was claiming I said Hitler was doing all the evil he has done in the name of Christianity just because I said Hitler was a Catholic Christian".

And he didn't (do all the things he did in the name of Christianity).

[BelfastAtheist]

@mickeypopa

My stance on the subject is irrelevant, had you read Mein Kempf you would know Hitler was a catholic, dick.

Nor did he do the things he did in the name of atheism..what's your point here, where are you going with this?

[mickeypopa]

@BelfastAtheist

Yes, Hitler was a Catholic Christian. I already said that 2 fucking times.

He did what he did in the name of his twisted ideology. Christianity or atheism have nothing to do with it. And I'm not going anywhere with this, I explained to you why I made a mistake writing "straw man" instead of "ad hominem", asshole.

Even though he made a straw man AND ad hominem.

So my question is this: since you're obviously retarded enough not to understand English, where are you going with this?

[mickeypopa]

@BelfastAtheist

But on a side note, he said: "I have already checked he is not listed, amazing what the vatican archives can pull out especially if you have ample enough time" when I specifically asked him if he went to Rome and checked in person.

He made a straw man "vatican archives" and shot it down as "not listing Reginald Foster". We all know that archives of various kinds (especially online) can be often outdated or may not even include all the data of every priest and his service there.

[Archaicconjurer]

@mickeypopa

There is for those who have not seen no way to invalidate an opinion that there is no God, is the universe and all its stars coincidence? 99% of Physicists think not, 20 years ago if Physicists talked about time travel they were labelled cranks, now most of the Physicist community, Hawkings, Brian Cox, Freudman etc etc all believe that time travel is factual. . .In fact they are becoming rather obsessed by it, a tad like me now bothering to type my validation to you

[Archaicconjurer]

@leonwoodford

D) Why would he sweat when the interviewer, whom for you reference is not even Catholic but Jewish, not that that bothers me, kept reminding him about Hell. . .

Senior Priest my arse, more like the mob whos got blood on his hands and is sweating to what awaits him below. . .

[arrestedeveloper]

The Vatican probably crucified Father Foster after this film was released.