Altaf Funny Mistakes N English speech

[syedarifr]

Per day Mai rehnay do parda na uthao........

[syedarifr]

I appeal to the prime minister to organize a commission comprising of shrinks to investigate my mental health.....this guy should be doing standup comedy, don't know who gave him the idea to do politics.

[nypds005]

اسکی تو شکل دیکھ کر ہی پتہ چلتا ہے کہ کتنا قابل انسان ہے لیکن الطاف کے تمام جلسوں پر غور کر یہ جو پرانی فلموں میں نکلی تالیاں بجائی جاتی تھیں ویسی ڈبنگ اسکے جلسوں میں بھی کی جاتی ہے غور سے ذرہ تالیوں کی ٹائمنگ دیکھیں۔

[geyortiz]

Hehe haha lmfao !!!

[soph60]

looks like a fat toad

[DJibby1]

He's a joker LOL

[PapooChumi]

Ye To Bhosre Ka Pagal Ho Giya Hia, ...Gando...Ye Kahi Se Bhe Hindostani Qoam Ka Leader Nahi Lagta...

[TheNaseerKING]

in gandoon ko wapas bhaj india

[AprilJohnson6991]

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is absolutely LMFAO material! what a joker..

Hahahaha i wanna know who the fuck is clapping to this crap

[alvima1986]

he is like a monkey, doing funny activities and ppl are clapping ,,

[saudfather]

Lol which year was this ?

[AZKHAN12121]

Jab Kutta pagal ho ga ta hain usko goli mar daini chaihai...he thinks hes English is soo good, fucking waste man.

[alishah8400]

english maafian maang rahi hai k kon sa insaan mujhay use kar rha hai....

[idrees0304]

madarchod harami

[Mussawarx]

I wonder how this stupid person is ruling over a mass number of people. Herat h k is jesa admi itne zyada logon ka leader kese h.

[haviZsultan]

@Mussawarx the same thing surprises me. Ajeeb baat hai yeh leader hai itna bara.

Its ethnic divisions man. Anyone can claim to be from an ethnicity and claim he is fighting for their rights and the people will support him. Of course bias and discrimination also causes it no doubt.

[zahidismaeel]

kotay ka bacha.....

[shahan35]

hahhahhhahaha he is mad !!! crazy man lol

[manurocks4ever]

JUSTIIIIIIIIIIICE UUHHH, UHHHH,TO ORGANISE AN ENQUIRY,.......UUHH

BHOOL GAYA,,,,,,,,OK LETS SING THEN

[ahmednadeem91]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[jstsurreal]

How the hell can anyone support this man? Kutta machod Sala

[stickturn]

is ki mistakes kya honi hain..ye khud do kutton ki mistake hai

[waqasittar]

why is he chewing his teeth.

sounds like he needs to use the toilet.

[72novi]

kutay ka bacha hay

[Nadeemqadri09]

hahahahaha lollll stage show se acha Altaf bhai ko dekh lo baat krty hain 12 may ki style of saying dat is soo good 12 may ki hahahaah

[a1riz]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahaahhahaha bhensss ka takkkaaaassssss....... maderchod matric fail bhaga hua hay loraa

[TheAmirM]

logoo ehh logoo muj ko bataoo ya janwer gasa insaan kiya boonk raha hay

[zolfezolfe]

and there are people clapping

[waqasittar]

@zolfezolfe they are not clapping, he is farting in this style.

[taj2050]

He is not loyal with pakistna

[taj2050]

what is going on people of pakistan this guy and his follwers murdered lots of inocenet in karachi from 1984 to till now if you listen him and be part of him his party you are should be prostecute

[anuheartbeat]

I wish jaldi mer jaye aur MQM bhi khatam ho, Karachi me logo ko brainwash ker dia hai india se funds le ker

[reemanabeel]

kuttay ka bacha

[zolfezolfe]

@reemanabeel

no he is kutia and kutay ka bacha

[singhsunnyggg]

waaaahhhhhhh kyaaa bakkkvaaass english hai....

[mkk007009]

so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

[MrZaheermir]

iltaf kutay pakistan ah,maa chod

[raven1417]

son of a bitch...drama bazzz.kuta

[tatta111]

kia betukki bato per uskay apnay he bachay talia baja rahay hain...

0:31 aaa aaa

0:34 JUSTICE ( applause )

yaar ye comedian hota to me iska fan hota

baar baar bhool jata hay

I wish jaldi mer jaye aur MQM bhi khatam ho, Karachi me logo ko brainwash ker dia hai india se funds le ker

[ayesha749]

lolx

[hone384]

Mr Bukra, how he tallk like bukra

[altafkhusra1]

altaf khusra zindabad

[naumanktk]

kuta kuta kuta kuta heehehe

[vicky4017013]

Sala stupid rascal.

Ye ek numbri londay baz hy.

[MrDarapstar01]

idiots clapped on his speech .. what the fuck man .. LOL

[MrDarapstar01]

teri behen ko lun salay

[waqasam99]

andi bhan no lol

[goata007]

how the hell could anyone support this guy??

[12HussainRaza]

gandu harami saalaaaa kehta hy hum pakistan k liye jaan b da dy gay or jab kaho k ap england ma kia kar ray ham tu kehta hy hamari jaan ko khatra hy gandu

punjaab aya is ki bund phaar do ga kaminy ki :@

[MrPakistan93]

bauhat hi kanjar ka bacha he, Rangeela aur haramii bhi

[MrPakistan93]

shame shame Altaf Rangeela, iss ko film mein RANGEELA k kirdaar daina chaye, keun k Rangeela marr gaya he aur ye Rangeela baqi he

[Ghostrider9mm]

ya kameeny MQM waly logon k ID card ly jaty hy or khety hy ky ijlaas my ana or id cards ly jana or jo jo nhi ata wo bechara shaheed ho jata hy in Kafiron k hathon

[22mahboob]

Mubarik ho sab ko Altaf nay Award hasil kya hai YOUTUBE per ;;;;;;;;sab say zyada galiyan or bad comments ;;;;;hasil ki Iltaf nay ;;;;;or experts k khyal main ;;;next 10 years tak yeah record brek hota nazer nahi aata::::

[naeembabakheil]

jis party ka Qaid itna barwa ho os party kay worker ka kia hoga

[nasirgulpk]

hahahahaha...kmeena hay

[thehassankhan99]

Hahahahahaha....Itna bara chutia hay....MQM Ka sub se bara kutta hay Altaf Hussain...Joker saala....!

[damnitboyzz]

Few politicians of our country have absolute mastery over English. He speaks great with awesome authority in both Urdu and English. Punjabi leaders like Ch Shujat, Nawaz they cant. He is our leader and in future of all Pakistan,

MQM Zindabad,

[sLaVEsMaSTeR]

one can tell from his face reading that some body is dictating him in his ear with hidden (secret) mic in his ear. He is repeating speech after someone dictating him on the mic for sure ....GET HIS FACE READING.AND WATCH CLOSELY HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS HEAD MOVEMENT TO RIGHT SIDE !!

[ThekingofGurus]

@sLaVEsMaSTeR a hidden headphone not a mic bro! HAHAHAHA

[razaformaya]

haha funny man Gifted By God Sorry  Azab E Elahi haha

[MrFunkyprince]

Unparr jahel - Parahh likhah sooooooorrrr !!!!!

[hasqas123]

harami bhenchaud

[03045152525]

what a BASTARD RETARD

[sardarshamas]

Cartoon!

[BakkaLohar]

He is "Byting Da Inglush Lungvich".

Such a shame since he has been living in UK for quite some time now.

[syedarifr]

why is he not a standup comedian???

[aliarulzz]

WATCH THIS VIDEO AND LISTEN CAREFULLY 1:08 TO 1:12 APNA NAAP TAYAR KARO BORI HUM TAYAR RAKHENGY.. MEAN MQM IS KILLING US ALL

[MrShahzaddarr]

hahaha

[pakcdpmsa]

Tumhari maa ki kuss. or unki bhi jo talia baja rahe hein

[TruthinDaTruth]

taalia,, applaud are computeriesed lol hahahaha nobody is sitting,, he looks like gaddafi

[pangahogya]

Please comeback, gallows are waiting for you. You British shit.

[BIGGBOSSjani]

kuttay ka bachha



[osmandque]

Altafi ko Suwar kehnay say suwar ( zardari ) ki Toheen hoti hai...... iss salay ki auqat to Dengue ka Machar say zadaa nahi. Pakistanioon ki Khoon choos k palnay wala Buzdil MACHAR .

[Alisanzara]

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[L2yCew]

Baat karne kay baad idhar udhar dehkhta kaisay hay saala.



[NomanUkraine]

claps are from powerpoint.....liten careflully........ok

[nademhak]

The most stupid person in the world keep it up!

[verdaafi]

sharab pii ker camera ke aagy baith jata hai :)) pagal

[greenandyellow01]

"They live in the fool paradiceeeeeee.."

[alisoncarroll123]

WTF IS THIS! HAHA! THIS IS WELL FUNNY! LMAO! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! SO MUCH EMPHISIS ON JUSTIC! XD

[TheSahirk]

Sale ko bolna ata ni maun utha k Leader ban gya chotiya kahin ka

[sherychemical119]

this ass hole altaf is nothing more than a drunk pig and all of his poor followers are murderers.

[MrKingkong12317]

IF ALTAF HUSSAIN WAS TO GIVE IELTS EXAM AT THAT TIME HE WOULD HAVE FAILED HIS IMMIGRATION STATUS ..............................­........HIS FUCKING DEBATING WITHOUT ANY SENSE OF KNOWLEDGE, PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID TO APPLAUD THIS ASSHOLE, EVEN IF IT WAS IN URDU THIS MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AFTER ALL HES A FUCKING TERRORIST WHO IS INVOLVED IN KILLING OF INNOCENT BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN KARACHI PAKISTAN. FUCK ALTAF HUSSAIN .

[sanjesanju]

ye kia heeeee?

[mhamzasharif]

lanti



[uch]

army operation of 19 90 222222222222222222222

[awaqas006]

That thing is a flipping cartoon..

[aamirali2011]

hahahhahah



[acosticish]

Idiot ANGERIIZGGGGGI TU TYHEK SE BOL LETEY

[acosticish]

MADARI ALTAF HUSSAIN ..... HE WAS DRANK AND STUPID WE ALL KNOW MQM IS TEORRIST AND THEY ARE LYING SON OF BITCHES ... AND THIS IS FOR ALTAF MADARI >>> YAAR PRESS CONFRENCE MEIN TU SHARAB PE KE NAHE ATAY KUTAAY JAHIL..

[Ahat25]

Great Actor

Nice Acting

But...........

fail to Impress

Pass to Depress

[khanOrak]

is ki gardan kahan hai?

[TheNaveed1985]

International Cort of justice is your unconditional father so they will favor you obviously, for more information about this relation please contact kotta altaf's mother.

[TheGymwarrior]

shutttttt up I am taaaalking in Aagnlish, twwwnty nine judges, court of Jusssstice lol, i am still laughing, its like he's got asthma problem or the people there are deaf lol

[KaptaanCricket]

Let The DOG Bark!!!

[Sadin15]

I feel really sorry for the woman who married her, for his daughter who will always be knows as his daughter and all the women/girls who were/are possibly raped by him

[lunphuddimix]

o bhai ziada zor mat lagao tatee nikal jayegee shalwar main. hahaahhahahaha lolz................... hahaha

[lunphuddimix]

yeh bhen chod jahil kaheen ka bolta kaisay hai.yeh rob kiss par daal raha hai. madar chod bhiya sala. yeh bund ka zor laga raha hia.. yar iss kee kaheen tatee naa nikal jayee. hahahahaha lmfao. lolz,......

[ladykillermick]

hahahahahahahahaha lun hee hai ye

[AAAAAAA7996]

abe behen ke lund pehle english bolna to seekh khanzeer suwar!!!!

[ThePak78]

kutta mat bolo kutte ki toheen hogi ... yar ye toh suwar se b badter hai

[ahmadsheikhsb]

banchod sala chitiya bonk rha hy hahaha 

america ka kutaaaa

[yaasirr1]

yarr is ki english sun ker main apni english na bhul jaun..

[AliHaiHaq]

WHAT A STUPIDDDDDDD..... AND THE AWAM 120% NO BRAIN NOT AT ALL

[marinddaaa]

chotia lund

[78giani]

international terrorist

[78giani]

fooooooooooooooooool

[Zaighamali99]

acha ratta lagaya hoa hai

[capriconkhan200]

altaf indian agent hy kutta



[jubiju2]

socho yeh kunjar bhuta lay ker uk may ayashi ker reha hey

[MrBarkat786]

YAR AFSOOS HAI KARACHI KI AWAM PE K ES KUTY KI BATAIN SUN K TALYAN BAJATY HAIN

[wakeup0101]

bhai ji isssay urdu tk nae bolni ati or app english ki baat kr rahy hoo

[hdeeplive]

"inter-national aaa kort of jas-tisss"

[falconsangha]

a wanted person in Pakistan

hiding himself abroad  to commit more crime

[bilawalnarai]

jahil unparh kahin ka!

[laldin2000]

frankly speaking...he seems to be drunk....what you feel???

[naym2011]

International court of Justice ? why is MQM and Altaf hussien so quick to go running to western organisation for help

[x0ltrix]

JUSSSSSTICCCCCE!!! lolwtf .. fucking cunt muscle..



[mrhanifafridi]

he drinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[TheAabbccxxxxx]

Kutta bhonk raha hai,These bastards are clapping coz they r the same

[MrSanapk]

chawal

[shateeqnawaz]

lagta hai jaise becharay ki poti phaaaasi hue hai ....................lolz

[gileeto1]

ALLAh ki kasam asi sahkl hay ghoor say daikho lagta hay MUTH mar kay lun jisa ban jata hay bilkul ussi trha

[siqarah]

GADHA!!!!!!!!!



[zareen1980]

and still is believing on him and they will keep dying like this until they open their eyes that he is just using them and he has no symphty for them. he only cares about him self ... if he really cared for them then he wudnt be sitting where he is sitting right now....I hope u die the worst death ever for taking so many lives of young boys..who were someone's brother, father, son...rest in hell forever INSHA ALLAH

[zareen1980]

so many mahajirs are dying in pakistan becoz they are muhajirs and he is their leader why is he still living in uk????? he needs to go to pakistan to save them and their families instead of sitting his ass in uk and request for organizing committees. he should get his ass in pakistan and save them .... well whatever is happening in pakistan some of them deserve this becoz they believe on this stupid pig looking face.

[shakeel057]

pakistani nation is v strange .think of yourself poor people

[Odelightful1]

is he constipated?

[lovefarazgullr143]

kutta bol raha awam tali baja rahe hay ........ afsos awam par hay

[zeinth114]

@lovefarazgullr143 baycharey awam ko burger ya bandooq ka lalich la kar bethya hova ha...ager English nahi aati tou maat bolo...kia maloom illietrate awam k samnay apna COMPLEX ghtya tareeqa sa chupa rahe ho...URDU bohat khoobsorat zaban ha, aur aap tou siast bhi issi zaban pe kartay hain tou iss lia Mr Altaf, kindly switch to URDU...my ears are hurting, seriously :p

[badforbad]

@lovefarazgullr143 JIT REPORT on AJMAL PHARI

AJMAL PHARI ..... kay bara me maloom houa ha kay uas na bohat say logno ke MAA KO CHODA hay…. List... Raisani Sahi syed, nusarat javad 2 times, Isfand wali, Qadir magsi, Paligo, Kashif abbasi, Haroon Rashid, hamid mir..…etc lakin akhir may ZULFIQAR MIRZA ke maa ko chod ta howa pakra gaya.. inquiry gari hay aur nam samna aa sakta hane.. Bravooo I salute this man.

Prepared by DG ISI, DG IB, DG MI, DG kangers (MIRZA ka TATTA) & IG

[sardarshamas]

@lovefarazgullr143 thus it gets what it deserves! You reap....what u.......

[nangagandoobhagwan]

Sab choro Bomb phoro,

Hamari awam hi jahil hai jo sirf taaliyan bajana janti hai.kuch palle pade ke nahi pade.

[MrTerroristm]

Bhsori ka English sai aata nai hai aur yeh Bharwa Leader kisi ko pata hai k leader ke kia meanings hain?? Leader ke Means Hain (BHARWA) lolxxxxxxxx:P

[usmanreloaded]

@MrTerroristm yeh us tabkay ka leader hai jo poray pakistan ko apnay elawa paindo sumjhtay hain lol

[creepycody]

How the hell did I get here?

[cuteamyn]

i got it guys. he looks like potato head from toystory.

google potato head. haha

[zareen1980]

@cuteamyn lol i agree hahah cant stop laughing

[cuteamyn]

iski shakal itni ajeeb si kiyun hai

[AhlaySunnah]

Hahahahahahahah. . . yh to 420 kehlanay k b laik nahi. . . Killer of this Century. . .

[Ubaidlive]

OLO KA PATHA

[yassrass]

Chootya Saala LoL :D

[MsMansaad]

joker panchod

[roshaan75018]

hahahaaaa 2022222

[MrSanapk]

UGLY JOKER

[noonakhan]

nice joker

[cuteyes902]

fucked up guy... wasted half of the time thinking and making faces

[gileeto1]

aisi shakal hai goyya lun pay mouchian akhi hoon

[b2bsswild]

FUCK U CUTIA, RANDI K BACHY

I LL FUCK U IF I GET A CHANCE, I M REAL PAKISTANI, I WELL KILL U ASSHOLE

[jadoon4pak]

Who the fucker give you British Nationality... You should join the Bollywood movies as a singer (Kawal) or as a joker.

Pak k bare me napak irady rakhny waly ,khwab dekhna chor de k tu Napak pak ka sadar bany ga.Aur yeh mistake kabi na karna k Pakistan wapsi ka sochna b nai.

[Indainmahajir]

Looking just like hindu

[BILALNANAEEM]

roza na hota tu batata ke yeh kon hai lolz

[masharsiddiqui]

manjan becha kar tu salay bohat bikay ga :D

[MsMansaad]

tri ma ki khala

[faisal2951]

bandar....... haha