Bubbles huh??? THAT's a new one!!! I don't consider myself racist in any way, + anybody who's earned the status of "MY Friend" does either. Maybe someday you could join the group who I share enough respect with to call a "true" friend. Hey, I'm gonna show my ignorance so I can learn something from you.... Where is the "Shinnecock indian reservation??? What other tribes are affiliated??? YES, I'm serious. I love adding good people to my friends list, + I'm HOPING that YOU aren't the real racist.
So a little indian boy looks at his dad and asks "dad... how do we get our names?" and the dad says "well its whatever your mother sees right after your born so if she sees a bear cub after your born your name will be little bear or if she sees a stream or riber shell name your Flowing River" and the kid says "oh... ok" and the father turns around and asks inquisitively... "why do you ask Dog Hump Tree?"
My mistake. well us natives have a differnt kind of humor, some get it, some don't, its always been like that, if you heard the jokes in our languages and understood it....it would be just as funny as any other good joke. I'd like to hear about the navajo's in newyork! lets check it out! I know navajo food.
Two Navaho boy are off the res for the 1st time ever on a trip into NY City. They get VERY hungry. 1st place they see is Greek. They decide the food is too strange to risk eating + look further. Next place is Chinese food. Again, no food that they understand. Finally, they spot a Sabrett Hot Dog stand + nod at each other, saying "At least hot dog is food we understand, Let's eat! As they walk away, one looks at his food, + asks, "Eh? Huh! So brother, what part of the dog did YOU get?
That's a take on the Chinese: A Chinaman came to America, but only had one $. Very hungry, but only have one $. Gets off the boat and sees a hotdog stand. Says "Oh, we eat dog in China, I give him $ he give me Hot Dog!". Goes over, buy's a hotdog. Say's " Ohh, we don't eat that part of dog!"
His grandfather on his mothers side was Chief Split Cloud of the Iroquois, + I saw the genealogy on that when he asked me to help him repair two headdresses that were falling apart from age.(One was Buffalo Fur & horns woven onto part of an old PonySoldier hat that had documentation from the BuffaloBill Wild West Show, + another with 27 eagle feathers that was SplitCloud's) P.M. me if you want to know any more.
You say, Sure don't look it; It almost sounds like you think I'm claiming to be the guy. For clarity's sake, it's a friend of mine that has the blood, not me. Glad you got a smile out of it. Funny thing, all of the indian humor I ever heard is kind of dry humor like that. You have to think about it for a couple seconds. I was going to tell one about 2 Navaho boys in NY, but you have to explain Navaho food customs b4 people get it.
i dont find that funny affensive much im native american first nation not indian people are from india
doubleyou94 11 months ago
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f.uckin funny as shit
fez6998 1 year ago
fuckin funny as shit
fez6998 1 year ago
UR FAT
Bsmurfdizzle 1 year ago
we're not indians do we come from india no we're native americans
nbaballer230 1 year ago
what do u call a white guy living in the ghetto?
the victom!
DecoyX420 1 year ago
@DecoyX420 HUR HUR HUUR! lol
wowkidlrn2play 1 year ago
i wanna date a jewish girl
TWOhits6 1 year ago
Grrrrrosss!
Purple558 1 year ago
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO THE MOON?......THEY THINK NATIVES HAVE LAND UP THERE TOO LOL
bleepbleepblah 1 year ago
@bleepbleepblah hahaha funny............
JustinJaybrown 1 year ago
wow what a fat ass fuckin piece of shit fuckin chimok fat lil bitch
Waabit 1 year ago
Yeah if his dead drop it....R.I.P old man
~Native Pride~
1982kbc 2 years ago
i dont think a medicine man (which they wouldnt call themselves anyway) would speak that way...
stuz64 2 years ago
wow quit it with the fat jokes and hating. this guy is dead u know? fuck give it a rest u haters. give him some respect
playerkill32 2 years ago
@playerkill32 i'm glad this fat bitch is dead
IDreeaaM 1 year ago
oh ya u aint much of a comedian cuz u tha joke fat basterd
TheJordn 2 years ago
fuck u fat ass peice off shit dissing natives say it 2 our face and see wat happens. cracka
TheJordn 2 years ago
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12sem12 2 years ago
@TheJordn
OOOOh what'll happen? LOL Ya'll aint badd! oh no Put your bow and arrow away please! LMAO idiot get a life noones scared of Native americans..
deemua 2 years ago
am i the only one who is gonna mention that this guy weighs like 500 pounds?
FireFighterrock24 2 years ago
anudda whiteman n cum jokes
lotsofluagh 2 years ago
lol that was a good one.. lol i heard it man times b4
senecachick11 2 years ago
lol thats an old one.
still funny tho.
haha.
(and im Native myself, so nobody be flamin me.)
BoAchaser 2 years ago
wow that was awful
royrogers2020 2 years ago
lol thats a good one im native my self but its all good i think we all have to laugh at our selfs every once and a while
firingstony 3 years ago 3
very funny bubbles,..your good with the racist jokes!
basskillaz 3 years ago
Bubbles huh??? THAT's a new one!!! I don't consider myself racist in any way, + anybody who's earned the status of "MY Friend" does either. Maybe someday you could join the group who I share enough respect with to call a "true" friend. Hey, I'm gonna show my ignorance so I can learn something from you.... Where is the "Shinnecock indian reservation??? What other tribes are affiliated??? YES, I'm serious. I love adding good people to my friends list, + I'm HOPING that YOU aren't the real racist.
caveman1113 3 years ago
I thought it was funny.
Im an Indian
My name is Cheif running tab
magrillmagrill 3 years ago
So a little indian boy looks at his dad and asks "dad... how do we get our names?" and the dad says "well its whatever your mother sees right after your born so if she sees a bear cub after your born your name will be little bear or if she sees a stream or riber shell name your Flowing River" and the kid says "oh... ok" and the father turns around and asks inquisitively... "why do you ask Dog Hump Tree?"
BlindingFire 3 years ago
hahaha good one..
smalleagle18 4 years ago
My mistake. well us natives have a differnt kind of humor, some get it, some don't, its always been like that, if you heard the jokes in our languages and understood it....it would be just as funny as any other good joke. I'd like to hear about the navajo's in newyork! lets check it out! I know navajo food.
bearcreekdude69 4 years ago
Two Navaho boy are off the res for the 1st time ever on a trip into NY City. They get VERY hungry. 1st place they see is Greek. They decide the food is too strange to risk eating + look further. Next place is Chinese food. Again, no food that they understand. Finally, they spot a Sabrett Hot Dog stand + nod at each other, saying "At least hot dog is food we understand, Let's eat! As they walk away, one looks at his food, + asks, "Eh? Huh! So brother, what part of the dog did YOU get?
caveman1113 4 years ago
LOL sounds more like a sioux joke but maybe some navajo's eat dog lol but again man thats a good one lol
bearcreekdude69 4 years ago
That's a take on the Chinese: A Chinaman came to America, but only had one $. Very hungry, but only have one $. Gets off the boat and sees a hotdog stand. Says "Oh, we eat dog in China, I give him $ he give me Hot Dog!". Goes over, buy's a hotdog. Say's " Ohh, we don't eat that part of dog!"
ChiefOren 3 years ago 4
That's a twist I hadn't heard before. Good one!!! Thanks!!! So says Hank. :-)
caveman1113 3 years ago
The Navajo don't eat dogs. They never did. But it's fairly obvious who had the big bowl of stupid for breakfast, YOU!
native4life5 3 years ago
@caveman1113 no that would have to be asian not native. We don't eat dog.
JustinJaybrown 1 year ago
LMAO @ seneca indian medicine man, are you for real? whos he? lmao anyways man, being a native I can find the joke funny lol good one man
bearcreekdude69 4 years ago
His grandfather on his mothers side was Chief Split Cloud of the Iroquois, + I saw the genealogy on that when he asked me to help him repair two headdresses that were falling apart from age.(One was Buffalo Fur & horns woven onto part of an old PonySoldier hat that had documentation from the BuffaloBill Wild West Show, + another with 27 eagle feathers that was SplitCloud's) P.M. me if you want to know any more.
caveman1113 4 years ago
I left out the word GREAT in front of grandfather
caveman1113 4 years ago
Well guess that makes okay, he's got docmentation saying that he's indian lol sure don't look it.....but good joke man haha
bearcreekdude69 4 years ago
You say, Sure don't look it; It almost sounds like you think I'm claiming to be the guy. For clarity's sake, it's a friend of mine that has the blood, not me. Glad you got a smile out of it. Funny thing, all of the indian humor I ever heard is kind of dry humor like that. You have to think about it for a couple seconds. I was going to tell one about 2 Navaho boys in NY, but you have to explain Navaho food customs b4 people get it.
caveman1113 4 years ago
That's baaaad!
anishinaabe 4 years ago
I GOT IT !! lol...good joke
crazylittlefeather 4 years ago
lmfao awesome
alexonfire11 4 years ago
Oh my gosh.. lmao.. that was SOO funny!! haha Very good!! I also posted a video response, hope you will check mine out too!! ((hugs))
missypatt8111 4 years ago