Twilight in 5 seconds

[MrPresidentFox]

I was expecting clips from Cannibal Holocaust with a mosquito noise raised at 180 dB.

[Kess5994]

That was 15 seconds.

[PianoDisneygal10]

Lol!!!!

[Nixom1334]

and yet I've met disco-balls with more personality.

[MsRedAngel666]

he is no vampire, hes a fairy

[chichigirrl2]

No no no THIS is Twilight in 5 seconds

*while in forest when Edward shows Bella how he looks in the sunlight*

Edward: This is what I am

Riley: Nigga you gay

CREDITS!

[LegodzillaFan]

I HATE TWILIGHT! IT'S NOT ROMANTIC! IT'S CREEPY!

IT'S BORING! IT'S STUPID! IT'S GAY! THE CHARACTERS SUCK!

IT'S BADLY WRITTEN! IT'S RETARDED AND IT HAS NOTHING

TO DO WITH VAMPIRES!

VAMPIRES DRINK BLOOD! VAMPIRES COMBUST WHEN THEY GET EXPOSED TO SUNLIGHT! VAMPIRES ARE PIMPS!

Dracula was not the exception, HE'S THE STANDARD!

FUCK YOU StephanieMeyer!

S.Meyer wouldn't recognise a GODDAMN VAMPIRE if one jumped up and BIT her in the end of her FUCKING CLITORIS!

FUCK TWILIGHT & IT'S LOBOTOMISED FANBASE!

[MoonPhase94]

what's the song at the end? It sounds like the person is muttering random nonwords. I'm intrigued.

[CptSteiner]

@MoonPhase94 It's "15 Step" by Radiohead.

[MoonPhase94]

@CptSteiner Thank you :)

[xtheXacTiviZioNx]

The title is twilight in 5 seconds, not 30....

[froggirl19921993]

Oh, Nostalgia Critic. :D

[MrImastinker]

@babaooey Which Nostalgia Critic Review is that clip from?

[sagesaria]

@MrImastinker Saved by the Bell

[sagesaria]

@sagesaria Oops no, I'm wrong. I think that's IT, actually.

[ToxHic]

36 people like twilight

[bellaITALIA312]

was anyone elses initial response that he looked really sweaty? first time i saw this movie i didnt know that it was mean to be sparkles i thought he was just tired from all that running haha

[jax9715]

sparkling gay fairy with a deformed tit XD it looks like somebody went to far with a titty twister XD

[mimikawaii7386]

And people actually LIKE this/!

[Joecbg100]

Once again, Critic never fails to make me laugh, unlike this moive where I want to slap both the director and author and give it to Korey Koleman @Spill.com uldn't get Friedberg and Seltzer, but I got one Korey.) :) F-CK TWILIGHT And it's fans.

[MrImastinker]

@Joecbg100 What review was that laughing scene from?

[Joecbg100]

@MrImastinker Saved by the Bell.

[Piccolo7126]

I don't know how she became joan jett in the runaways movie. Her acting killed it.

[georr]

music is awesome though: radiohead, bon iver,grizzly bear, muse, editors,... music is so important for ANY music and I think Twilight has great music.

[MissEdge102]

and this is why I'll never see the movie

[teamcoollike3]

PHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Bigdavebeast42]

@Antrix32 I'm pretty sure sweetnessledda has never stuck her hand up a cow's ass either but she knows it's an unpleasant experience. And that's what Twilight is, a cow's ass. I and most everyone else don't need to watch it to know we're going to hate it. We all already know.

[TheLostProphecies]

Seriously, guys... Should we call Simon Belmont or does this pathetic mock-Vampire can be handled by someone weaker ?

[steampunkchick]

"This is the skin of a killer, Bella!"

(SPARKLES)

[DimentioMOD]

edward sparkles runs around in the forest

has nappy hair

hes a fairy not a vampire!

GOD PEOPLE >:(

[TheGeneralBurn]

that was longer then 5 seconds

[Superchickenman159]

mac editing sucks

[tuclvr4u3]

yeah...i guess i wouldnt be afraid of a vampire that glittered in the sun either :)

[nerdking731]

@tuclvr4u3 He's not a vampire, hes Tinker Bell's emo cousin.

[ilytwilight66]

what is the name of the song at the very end of the video??

[buttercup151515]

@ilytwilight66 15 Steps by Radiohead :)

[Antrix32]

Its funny how 90% of people who make fun of twilight havnt seen it or read it. They base their opinions on what other people say and what they can collect from trailers.

Btw, for the sparkle thing, its mentioned only once of twice throughout the entire series, so i really dont know why your basing everything off a very minor portion of the novels.

[sweetnessledda]

@Antrix32 Stop ruining our fun. And we make fun of twilight because everything we've seen or heard about it is stupid and because the fans will not shut up.

[Antrix32]

@sweetnessledda

Than take out your hatred of the fans on the fans. Stephanie mayer is a decent writer and does not deserve the constant criticism. I have no problem if you criticize the book/movie, but to have an opinion you must have at least read the book/watched the movie. And no, that does not mean you can criticize the book if you watched the movie, or visa vera.

[sweetnessledda]

@Antrix32 She's a decent writer in your opinion, but in the opinion of a lot of other people, she stinks. I mean, I don't even care about what the heck vampires do, but even I know that them sparkling is stupid.

[Antrix32]

@sweetnessledda

I wouldn't say its my opinion, by popular vote she is a good writer. It would be my opinion of i said "i like her writing" saying her writing is good is a general statement and can only be proven true or false by the popular vote of those who have read it and by that it is in fact, good writing.

[sweetnessledda]

@Antrix32 Saying her writing is good is still an opinion. And a popular vote is still based off an opinion.

[Antrix32]

@sweetnessledda

But the average of opinions put together is what makes something "good" or "bad" as there is no other way

[alrune8]

@Antrix32 SMeyer a good writer? PLEASE! Go read some REAL literature like Hemingway or Ken Follett. Hell, even Louisa May Alcott and Dean Koontz write better than her!

[Antrix32]

@alrune8

Have you read her books? i agree her newer book was poorly written, but i find she did a decent job with the twilight series. She is no J.K Rowling or R.A Salvatore but i enjoyed the books.

[alrune8]

@Antrix32 I read the first Twilight book but couldn't finish it. Plain boring. I can understand teenage girls may like it since it relies on a rollercoaster of OMG-feelings of falling in love with somebody but the writing is no better than a teenager's fanfiction fawning over her favourite fictional character. Bella is a hollow stand-in for the audience who has Edward as her object of lust. There's no real plot. It's just an ode to the sea of hormonal sentimentalism girls love to drown in.

[Antrix32]

@alrune8

Though i dont believe you should ever not finish a book started, you have read it and have the right to an opinion, whether i disagree with it or not. MY point is that without reading it, you have no right to an opinion. I have no clue how anybody can argue that point.

[TheCrayzeeMan]

@Antrix32 The movies are bad. Won't say anything about the books but the movies suck.

[Antrix32]

@TheCrayzeeMan

I thought they were mediocre, but i can see why you would think they are bad, people have different tastes and with all honesty, the acting, visual effects, and overal direction was bad, i have no idea why i kindof liked it.

[TheCrayzeeMan]

@Antrix32 Well, they've put to much teenage drama in it, the acting was bad, especially Kirsten, and the action sucked.

[sweetnessledda]

@sweetnessledda And do you know what the average opinions are?

[Antrix32]

@sweetnessledda

If the average opinion of the books were bas, it wouldn't be popular. The majority of people who have actually read the books enjoyed it, though i will admit that they are mostly girls. Have you even read them?

Good job replying to yourself btw :P

[sweetnessledda]

@Antrix32 Nope. Haven't read them. And the few scenes of the movie that I've seen either looked dumb, or freaked me out.

I have no idea how that happened.

[Antrix32]

@sweetnessledda

Than you have no right to an opinion, nor a right to express one. To think you can judge a book/movie without seeing it is completely arrogant.

[sweetnessledda]

@Antrix32 Actually, I do have a right to an opinion. And either way it doesn't matter. I was just saying telling the other person to stop bugging us for laughing at a funny video.

[Antrix32]

@sweetnessledda

no, you dont have a right to an opinion..that would be like me saying Skydiving sucks even though i havnt tried it, it is being completely arrogant. You have not seen the movie, nor read the books, therefor you have no right to judge it.

[sweetnessledda]

@Antrix32 Actually, I do have the right to an opinion. And once again I never even said they were bad, I was just saying we can enjoy a funny video.

[rebelliouspeople]

if i fell in love with a vampire, and he showed me that he SPARKLED i would literally fall to the floor in tears laughing.

[Twixx7953]

Harry Potter vs. Edward Cullen :

HP : I kill dark wizards .

EC : I sparkle !

[Ablethe7]

TEAM BLADE, TEAM ALUCARD, and their head hancho himself TEAM DRACULA also NOSFERATU

[danerogil]

@KyleGibbons91 Lol, you remind me of one of those twitards that thinks he's a real vampire.

[Mazmorrero2]

Kirsten Stewart's and Robert Pattinon's performances are sooooo lame.

[DenKulesteSomFins]

Why does none of thesevideos last 5 seconds

[MrRolflol]

hmm i think Dracula would be jealous....  nah i think he would rather die then look like a pussy

[superartist1]

twilight is a parody of itself

[SpeedeyFreaks]

@KyleGibbons91 I Was joking too... the movie just sucks if you think that the movie sucks then we don't have to argue ...

[SpeedeyFreaks]

@KyleGibbons91 you fail even more than the movie thinking you are a vampire :\

[Stormforce101]

Faved for funniness and the critic

[Kaadajin]

ow my god... that was lame... in 5 seconds movies are supposed to be funny...

[Lizvetcullen]

Omfg this retard scared the living shit out of me!!

[Megalodon64]

20 people are twitards

[Ghostgirl777]

Twilight film = fail

Eclipse film = WIN

[Vankpker034]

@Ghostgirl777 lol? the entire series blows

[Vektormusic]

thumbs up for radiohead

[imajazzbandnerd]

"it's like diamonds"

or, y'know, sweat

[MexiJonRckr]

who thu fuck thought it was a good idea to make vampires go from "excruciating painful burning skin to ash" to "nonchalant gay body glitter"???

[casarind1]

@MexiJonRckr the person who understood the fact that creating something totally different from what's expected will actually allow you to get a book published and millions of dollars. Even if it isn't accepted, it should at least be respected because they got somewhere thousands of others couldn't.

[529randomguy]

@MexiJonRckr stephanie meyer

[madrabiddog]

Edward: "This is what I am"

Me: "Gay bar's down the street."

[xxthecoolonexx]

better than the movie

[BaiiPwnsAll]

i couldn't agree more 

[letters7777]

so how the Avada Kedavra works is turning a wizard to a fucking retarded sparkling vampire...?

[Serpette94]

@letters7777 It's the worst spell in the world, the most terrible ...

[SpamLizzo]

"It's like diamonds."

"It's Maybeline, bitch."

[Albukhshi]

this movie to use one of AVGN's phrases:

"sucks monkey fuck-sucks monkey fuck!"

[taokiomi93]

lol, I know. I was like, "Phfffffffffffffffffffffftt, he sparkles.... *snicker*"

[Noukinette93]

Tsss stupid !

[tdsmeg4]

Yep...that's the skin of a killer

[BlueSpiritFire1]

that was brilliant!

[Pooky1991]

I've heard peaple say they sparkle, but DAMN they literally sparkle!0! Like Spill.com said "Are the the werewolves gonna put bows in thier fur"? LOL

[chocolatebox77068]

Omg didn't see the nostalgia critic coming.

[gooddarkjedi]

whow this movie makes me want to hurt my self

[RobertDanielParisi]

Nostalgic Critic FOR THE WIN!!!! XD

[tdsmeg4]

I would have laughed freakishly loud if i saw that movie in theatres

[popsiclelynxx]

omg the end was funneh XD

[wolfalchemistofmoon]

can't....breath!!!

lmfao

[hbkShawnMichaels6]

Mwahahah epic xD Twilight is a complete shit, we all know that ;P

[1insertusername1]

i think that this was pretty detailed! lol twilight sucks so much that people dont need to re-film footage for the parodies, they just use the actual movie footage... :P

[clasicalhater123]

@1insertusername1 lolz that's soo true!

[Razor9350]

For Halloween 2010, the NC should review "Twilight" as a joke vampire movie. At least I would like to see him tear the movie to shreds. Which episode is that clip from?

[MexicanOtaku]

I think it was from the "Saved from the Bell" episode.

[Scuzzlebutt98]

Summed it up perfectly.

[TheLartenCrepsley]

I am a fan of Twilight and I still find this funny :D

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

You know I find it very hard to be afraid of a guy who is supposedly a vampire and yet he sparkles in the sunlight. Then again he is a stalkerish pedophile who fell in love with a mary-sue. It seems that Meyer's mormon wet dream got a little out of reality.

[aussiechick00]

@xxPatheticEmoxx lol i agree the first 1 sux. the third 1 is gd and the second movie is gd, but the first 1 is soo bad and i dont kno why Bella didnt file a restraining order against him

[hpfan2007]

@xxPatheticEmoxx funny enough she actually DID dream this up a few years ago she had a dream about some guy who sparkles or some shit telling a girl they could never be together and she decided to make that into a book O_O

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Now THAT is comedy!!!

[mihaitensor]

real good man

[corriec18]

I wasn't expecting the ending lol XD

[sonisga23]

Yeah, sparkling vampires is actually quite gay! What in effing God was SM thinking??

Uhh, let us all be afraid of the little vampire boy who sparkles....Lolololol

[Strannik01]

She watched lots of anime and thought "what if I give my 'vampires' bishionen sparkles"

[sonisga23]

Yeah, totally!! Lololol

[CrazyTopaz17]

Its quite gay in YOUR opinion actually. Asshole.

[sonisga23]

Hey bitch, chill!!! You must one of those Twi-Fans or whatever... Go jerk off to Eddie, the sparkling vampire boy, and shut the hell up!!

[sonisga23]

Oh, just put a cork in it...

[CrazyTopaz17]

Woah spazz much? Yah know what? I don't mind shutting up as long as you get a life.

[MrKrevlornswath]

@CrazyTopaz17

In sonisga23's defense, he/she was saying "bitch, chill" in what seems to me to be a light-hearted manner, so I would not say that he/she needs professional help any more than you. Also, you are being a bit hypocritical: first you say "I am a fan of Twilight, that's a problem with you?", but you are insulting anyone who is not a fan of Twilight. So please take sonisga23's advice and just chill.

[MrKrevlornswath]

@Crazyetc To expand upon my other comment, I think this whole Twi-fans vs Twi-haters thing could be solved if people take the facts and weigh the pros and cons reasonably. For Twilight: 1. I could see the potential. 2. Love stories are usually enjoyable even if they have stoopid plots... Against Twilight: 1. vampire baseball 2. sparkly skin 3. Edward Cullen isn't a deep character at all. 4. I'm gonna stop now cause people are probably annoyed at me for ranting on and on. Sorry!

[BlinkElement]

there is no solving this. Twilight has terrible acting, a dumb story, ugly actors who put on a ton of makup to look good but look like shit outside of the movie.

The only people who actually like these movies are 12 year old girls who just started their menstral cycle and cant see logic.

[MrKrevlornswath]

I think it's all a matter of being in the right place at the right time. There hasn't really been a "modern" forbidden love story, and I guess people are sick of all the good ones that were already in existence BT. Also, things like "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" set the stage for more popular vampire stories to be expected, so it's not surprising Twilight's so popular. But I do get sick of it.

[CrazyTopaz17]

I am not insulting anyone who doesnt like Twilight. Hey, if you dont like twilight thats great! But that doesn't mean you have to diss or make fun of people who do like it. And he/she could just say "chill" it isn't necessary to call me a bitch.

[rachaelwsz]

LMao. Descroption box>>

I do not own TWILIGHT... thank God.

Me:hahahahahahahahaha

[GuysSeriously]

Lmao sparkles! how stupid is twilight

[CrazyTopaz17]

Its not stupid at all to answer your question.

[MrKrevlornswath]

@GuysSeriously:

There is an entire scene devoted to vampires playing baseball, if that answers your question at all.

[SweetClaki10]

XD heehehe XD

[scandalouzmegz]

HAHAHA!!!!!! Dude, do another one for New Moon when you get around to it. That was hysterical.

[CrazyTopaz17]

Really? A scene from twilight and then him laughing was hysterical?

[balrog13571]

Nostalgic Critic should totally review this bad movie.

[Leongkm2]

He has reviewed twilight, although as Chester A. Bum

[balrog13571]

Well I meant more than the synopsis kind of review. The kind where he attacks it more. Still it was funny though.

[MrStubenhocker]

HAHAHAHA

And the Radiohead clip at the end just makes the vid even better! 5 SATRS!

[CrazyTopaz17]

What the hell are "SATRS"?

[MrKrevlornswath]

I believe they are "stars" that someone misspelled because they were typing enthusiastically.

[SnuggleBubble05]

YES! YES! YES!!

[girlishgamer1]

That's what my reaction was when I saw a spammed clip of it here on youtube.

[unclewoodstock]

Frigging Brilliant :D

[TiffanyCullen]

this is great. I LOVE THISSS

[JapanNerd]

I couldn't help but laugh when she said "It's like diamonds" And he says "It's the skin of a Murderer!!!!!!111!!!1!!!11" XD

[KeyOfTheTwilight]

Lol!! glitter skin... how is sparkling in the sunlight, hot? *rolls eyes*

[thebexx]

that was my reaction when i heard glittering vampire too

[nerminest]

HAHAHAHA! the best part!

[humorbot]

He's mildly out of focus! *screams*