Getting Dumped, Payback, and Chocolate - Episode 8
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  • girls are just cruel

    alikala 1 year ago

  • @alikala date her best friend :D

    ExForceFire 10 months ago

  • cool... does she really exist? :P

    discodancerka 2 years ago

  • what the!! this did not help one bit!

    McCall141414 2 years ago

  • WOW your actually completely naked

    0Cindrum0 2 years ago

  • I've just got dumped today... on the phone... well, now I know what to do -eat a tonn of chocoate icecream, get fat and die..

    DivaDestruction666 2 years ago

  • I actually searched "getting over being dumped" on youtube right after this chick I really liked for four years set things straight with me and it really REALLY helped.

    2Shae91 3 years ago

  • Even though I know this is a joke, it still makes me feel better about my recent break up.

    SoupaMario 3 years ago

  • lol my bf's dumped me, well, we haven't officially broken up, in fact, we haven't officially spoken in 2 weeks. i bus past his house twice a day hoping to catch a glimpse of him through the window. i've considered sending him a text that said that if he just wants some casual sex now and then that's fine by me. i've thought about what i'd tell him if he suddenly turns up, like, a million billion times. and uh...i don't miss the sex, really, i don't.

    baerin18 3 years ago

  • LMAO

    postman666andrei 4 years ago

  • lmfao. fucking amazing.

    LILRUDYV 4 years ago

  • is Nancy real?

    collalilly 4 years ago

  • its ok dude, i feel ur pain...getting dumped sux...

    inthstrs3 4 years ago

  • LOL, thanks for cheering me up :)

    upirons1979 4 years ago

  • OMG u are awesome bro. two thumbs up to u!!

    johnz1986 4 years ago

  • Thanks sooo much that has helped:)

    matteylemage 4 years ago

  • A-MA-ZING

    you completely cheered me up. I'm definitly watching the next episode religiously.

    Soundbeforelight 4 years ago

  • It started out kinda flaky, but he was definitle funny.

    LothairLorraine 4 years ago

  • Very funny haha

    lostangel167 4 years ago

  • sorry buddy we don't have that 10 day eat ice cream and cry bit,but i do have a solution for you find a girl that looks just like her and do her just to show you don't need her phase!

    jamesrich41 4 years ago

  • this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

    vanillavanessa 4 years ago

  • EXHIBIT A: cocaine can be a wonderful thing...

    MGEagle92 4 years ago

  • hahah :)

    ohhhshitson 4 years ago

  • There are 20,000,000 angels in this world.

    19,999,999 of them just died and you're next. Please die.

    MishuTaste 4 years ago

  • this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

    mykerob 4 years ago

  • Read this...

    There are 20 angels in this world

    10 are sleeping

    9 are playing

    1 is reading this

    Put this on 4 video comments within 15 minutes and it you do, some one you love will surprise you some how!! If you don't, you will lose your love!!

    arthas5 4 years ago

  • My baby mom Tammi dumped me and slept with some dude named Omar from Vegas. Whore!! thanks for this video...

    hunnie561 4 years ago

  • PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days.

    Chazz002 4 years ago

  • HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHHAAAAAA

    curdtkobain 4 years ago

  • lol :)

    liblobz 5 years ago

  • ne i thought of on my own... tell ur ex u have aids!

    tys519 5 years ago

  • LOL THATS FUNNY. he acts like a robot i find, the way he moves his head and the way he talks lol w.e

    dlinkdj 5 years ago

  • LOL, hillarious stuff said from 3:15 - 3:35

    smuggles908 5 years ago

  • I always thought that eating chocolate was a girl's way of dealing with a bad breakup...I guess guys do it to.

    koneko893 5 years ago

  • dude, you so need to just admit you're gay

    igoopy 5 years ago

  • Would have been funnier if during the "I don't miss the sex" part he had stuck his dick in the pint of ice cream...

    justinblingbling 5 years ago

  • you may have gynocomastia.

    goldenfloyd 5 years ago

  • in 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. a mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" in her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions.

    retype this message as a comment for three other videos

    notbovad 5 years ago

  • the nakedness.. why?

    bromanct 5 years ago

  • Lmao your funny..

    labyrinth95 5 years ago

  • the begining gun part was hillarious.. then you lost me

    Zedalza 5 years ago

  • cock sucker cunt licker

    ESuki 5 years ago

  • Your nipples are starting to freak me out. I live in the South Eastern states, but i don't (usually) run around naked flashing my boobs and posting them up in youtube. Please (at least) put on a bra to cover up your pepperonis!!!

    bulbous915 5 years ago

  • Very funny! A little rushed at times, but still well delivered. You dopes slamming the guy have no idea how hard that is to do consistently.

    bigfatbass 5 years ago

  • dude i had a retraining order put on my ex, she is out of her fracking mind, and this guy seriously needs to get out and talk to people, he seems like a adhd patient with out self control hell ive seen adhd kids with more self control than this bloke, anyways macdaddymario I agree with your comment, but think my peers should just be smaked by a stick, well thats highschool alcohol and drugs in all lockers n e ways peace

    Believe6 5 years ago

  • in 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. a mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" in her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions.

    retype this message as a comment for three other videos

    notbovad 5 years ago

  • about the shooting i'm not worryed , i have a vest, about the african girl...hurray!on the next full moon I'll have some company ;)

    hadjy 5 years ago

  • in 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. a mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" in her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions.

    retype this message as a comment for three other videos

    notbovad 5 years ago

  • in 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. a mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" in her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions.

    retype this message as a comment for three other videos

    hadjy 5 years ago

  • dood you've got it :D rock on

    Dreamer23245 5 years ago

  • Hahah this is bloody hilarious

    fry888chip 5 years ago

  • i was so scared...i sort of believe that stuff sorry!

    kitkitcat 5 years ago

  • aww *hugs* lol great

    RestlessVamp69 5 years ago

  • In 1932 A Girl was Raped And She Said Hei Do Laki Before She DIed. IF You Dont Repost This In 5 Topics She Will Appear By Your Bed With Glowing Red Eyes And Stare At You Until YOu Fall ASleep

    kitkitcat 5 years ago

  • Sure!

    Grrrl1976 5 years ago

  • Good! She can watch me wank!

    jetplane2006 5 years ago

  • lol

    kitkitcat 5 years ago

  • i like when he gets up

    12KingdomHearts12 5 years ago

  • Why heal? When, you can kill.

    Zyklon333 5 years ago

  • he is gay

    mjphoto45 5 years ago

  • thats was funny

    princessputter 5 years ago

  • nice nips

    pollyo88 5 years ago

  • That was strange.

    Winchestergirl16 5 years ago

  • LOL at people who take this seriously! Although I must say that getting back to your ex in any way makes you look foolish, it's a complete waste of time!

    ladnoda 5 years ago

  • clearley no one loves you, freek

    herverylowness62 5 years ago

  • you have good editing skills.

    redensnow 5 years ago

  • Verbal diarrohea

    Jasonmanc 5 years ago

  • u so much in love with your self tosser

    deantoker 5 years ago

  • wash your face man...it's smeared all over

    mrdrunkard 5 years ago

  • That's funny!

    aardvark03 5 years ago

  • this video is fucking retarted and so r u man seriously man im 13 and I could keep an girlfriend longer then u and i belive iv been laied a hell alot of times then u and get fuckin laid

    rallen3 5 years ago

  • Why don't you worry about getting an education and learning how to spell and compose sentences as well as the proper use of words(something that you obviously lack)that will be useful in life, rather than being an ashole and bragging about your conquests, most of which are bullshit anyway. The only thing you prove is how to be a jackass in thirteen short years.

    1jaycosmt 5 years ago

  • lol another great example of why kids in america are messed up, o i remember the day where even saying "heck" would warrent a beating from a parent... i guess parents just dont care anymore, so its not so much the childs fault as the parents who just doesnt seem to care that there sons and daughters are doing things they shouldnt be... drugs, drinking, having sex... the list goes on and on, anyway back to the vid, had me laughing seeing as i have had an ex call me and do stuff like that :D

    macdaddymario 5 years ago

  • plx do something else man.

    GammalRev 5 years ago

  • does this guy know hes gay ??

    JOOKESS 5 years ago

  • nice moobs!

    stevohamilton 5 years ago

  • YOUR GAY

    amanitaguru 5 years ago

  • lol

    lilpongjai 5 years ago

  • you're so much help! ty

    minivuvu 5 years ago

  • You were naked, weren't you?

    Taatj 5 years ago

  • i need ice cream...like right now.

    Wicked247 5 years ago

  • lol you are really good this is the first video ive watched ever and first impression...very good and funny you could definetly be famous on youtube :)

    xbluxluvx 5 years ago

  • This man is not a therapist, he is just a big mouthed abusive amateur

    petertwig 5 years ago

  • a good way of payback is with a simple word. this word has helped many in times of pretty much anything. its called "black mail". yes black mail. the solution to many peoples problems. or a brick through their window. that helps also. bad things may seem evil but things like that turn out good.

    Xsniper90X 5 years ago

  • This guy looks like a fat Edward Norton!

    TXHC956 5 years ago

  • you fuckin rock i love the advice everyone who disagreas is a duch bag

    TheMasterSarge 5 years ago

  • Yes - a Nancy boy! For goodness sake chill and move on....

    tarmagan 5 years ago

  • rofl!

    LordReVeng 5 years ago

  • You're hot!!

    okonkwoobiageli 5 years ago

  • Umm...Nancy...in case you haven't figured it out, your ex-boyfriend is GAY! I should know, because I am too. Think about it...Rob from the gym...crying while eating ice cream...CHOCOLATE!!!

    MTSchoenhut 5 years ago

  • Lol thanks so much for the advice.

    atzeulsen 5 years ago

  • boring...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    DrGarri 5 years ago

  • Funny Episode. Another payback method which I once used was...try tossing a bucket of fresh paint on her new drive way...it will ruin it and get her real pissed. Very effective!

    Vinceland 5 years ago

  • no the most comforting thing is knowing that all your crappy ex's will eventually die

    poisonblackphoenix 5 years ago

  • i feel normal now... tx

    daf4ever 5 years ago

  • No subtitles! maybe he finally killed himself.

    eee232 5 years ago

  • hahahaha!!!!

    cutepinoy79 5 years ago

  • WoW! These just keep getting better & better! I love them! And you know what, man? I love you too!

    YaY!

    TAOTEHPROTUCTIONS 5 years ago

  • OMG! I love you! So funny!

    Thank God I have never been through a breakup. :D

    rhondasumter 5 years ago

  • Hey. You were naked. And Crying. I'm sorry

    princessrain420 5 years ago

  • Um, I guess I did miss something- the first few seconds of the video! My mind must have wandered or maybe on another browser at that time. LOL

    disneychickadoo 5 years ago

  • Hey, I thought you said you'd be explaining the no shirt thing in episode 8. Did I miss it or something?

    disneychickadoo 5 years ago

  • Very hepburn... I think you may have early onset parkinson's disease. That's okay though... Michael J. Fox didn't lose his market share when his fans found out about him!

    JimmyJames1978 5 years ago

  • JimmyJames1978: Thanks.  Nice to see a new person watching my stuff. And I hope I don't have Parkinson's!!

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Ohmygosh, I had a boyfriend like that. :P!

    Boredyyy 5 years ago

  • Nice nipples!

    xyzdanny123 5 years ago

  • Have you been spying on me? Hahahaha. No, honestly, it sounds just like life when I was 19 and 20. I guess it's Universal. Thank the lord I'm old and past that.

    I hope. :}

    skybear97 5 years ago

  • Wonderful, sir. Just wonderful.

    manfromthezoo 5 years ago

  • you're GENIUS!!!

    ReverendTerry 5 years ago

  • Thanks, if you haven't subscribed already, now's the time to do it. I have 5 or 6 more episodes ready to come out over the next few weeks and you don't want to miss them. Trust me. :)

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Pure Comedy, Keep em comin man, these videos are great

    Hawkeye764 5 years ago

  • thanks.  much appreciated. more coming in a day or two.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • i had the same phone =)

    strikerwind 5 years ago

  • ' I faked it ever time ' ?

    lol

    haniunited 5 years ago

  • I love your channel!!!!

    NolaSP 5 years ago

  • "Since we've broken up i've found out what an orgasm really is"

    Fantastic!!!

    HarusElric 5 years ago

  • Yes, sometimes it's simply the truth. Glad you're enjoying and thanks for all the comments!

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • No sweat, keep the episodes coming, and i'll keep the comments

    HarusElric 5 years ago

  • Your videos are so funny.I really love your humour but I think the fake crying is a overdoing it a little.Other than that your awesome.

    nikki1986 5 years ago

  • Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

    Please, tell us that not ALL of this is autobiographical!

    kkolack 5 years ago

  • man...you were realy naked.... you are brave...

    zonalcarlo 5 years ago

  • "I slept with your mom...sorry Nancy, you know it's true." LMAO, you motherfucker...haha, gotta love the MILFs

    openmindedproduction 5 years ago

  • ....I want some chocolate....

    OverXtonE 5 years ago

  • Dear HealingNetwork,

    I tried your advice and now I weigh 400 pounds.

    Please do a diet segment........NOW!

    Still Dumped Fat Slob

    Gigolo8 5 years ago

  • Well, now I know how to handle getting dumped... But I'm still no wiser how to pull in the first place...

    Some would say that the therapist needs a therapist! But i say - "NEIGH" as it puts you in a better position to educate us, your loyal disciples! Keep 'em comin!

    maestrix 5 years ago

  • Your a fucking genius!!!

    Hehe your like the guy off fight club, exept without testicular cancer...

    M3ZZED 5 years ago

  • Well I would, If I had a movie idea and the cash

    LovHurtsXoXoXo 5 years ago

  • haha. Thanks.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • thats it! you're going to to a casting session!

    pantalonesconqueso 5 years ago

  • Thanks for the support. And yes, if you know of anyone who wants to actually pay me to perform, that works for me too. :)

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • this one was great. so funny . keep em comming

    candydee 5 years ago

  • Haha, I love your videos! I can't wait for the next episode.

    You got my subscription, thanks for all the entertainment :)

    Redfrettchen 5 years ago

  • Heeeelarious episode, thank you for the funny.

    Bleoo 5 years ago

  • glad you enjoyed.

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • Hrmmm......shirt, to shirtless, to shirtless with chest hair to....was that a bit of tush I saw there? 8-P Naked therpists are the best! Next time, though, I recommend buying a gallon, rather than just a pint of chocolate ice cream.

    dzlzrd 5 years ago

  • Excellent idea. I see you have some experience.  :)

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • okay that was FREAKY. my mom's name is nancy. you're strange. lol

    briennalauryn 5 years ago

  • very good one indeed. thank you. With lots of true things, they seem to be universal. Thus they are coped with slightly differently in other cultures i think. but what the heck ...

    I very much looking forward to the next video.

    On a personal note... "She's not writing back ..." *runstofridgegrabschocolatecoo­kies*

    jannix 5 years ago

  • hahaha. Sorry, but that was funny. Thanks for the comment. mmmmm... chocolate cookies.......

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • personal note revisited.

    *throwschocolatecookieaway*

    lalala she has mailed .. lalalala

    life can be nice sometimes .. lalalala ahhhh how do I LOVE hormons ...

    jannix 5 years ago

  • glad things are working out. enjoy those hormones! :)

    healingnetwork 5 years ago

  • rob from the gym, that's me!

    Mandrilletje 5 years ago

  • lmfao lmfao

    krajikevin 5 years ago

  • "I was cheating on you the whole time" LMAO! I used this one not to long ago...

    krazie666 5 years ago

  • mmmmmmmm Chocolate Ice Cream

    Yippeee 5 years ago

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