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  • P.E.T.A.=PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS!

  • A MEAT-EATER right here.

  • I would invite the PETA protesters into the pound, then say, they're all yours, take them away and YOU look after them?

  • @portofhueneme Go hug a tree, and while your at it make friends with a bear, tiger, wolf, killer whale, and see if they feel the same way when they're hungry. Do you think they'll go eat some leaves instead?

  • oh one more thing I am having a huge bar b q in front of PETA main headquarters,who's in :)

  • lol love it..Cool Dave he can talk LOL

  • Meh... There's an overpopulation of domestic animals in the United States, anyway.

  • Penn and Teller are not funny. Stop hunters and trappers. End the fur trade. Killing is for fun and sadism is not funny. Epic Failure.

  • @portofhueneme

    your english is epic fail.

  • @UDavidT

    I said to stop the killing of wildlife. Outlaw hunting and trapping by the millions of rednecks and other barbarians. And all you can say is that my grammar is bad. A redneck should take you out back and work you over to teach you a lesson. Although I think you are probable incorrigible.

  • @portofhueneme You know simply by you living your taking air away from precious animals. Shouldn't you stop breathing to save them air? Your logic of people who hunt being barbarians and rednecks is idiotic and shows just how dumb your side really is. I don't like the idea of people torturing animals anymore then you do But our species is designed to kill and eat meat and harvest plants as well. So yes NATURE has designed us to kill animals.

  • @portofhueneme

    LOL, is that a threat?

    Sure go ahead send them rednecks my way, though I think they'll work you over before leaving and not listening to you.

    Also, when I hunt I usually make it as painful as possible for the game. I only need just 1 deer but I trap and torture other games and just leave them there to rot because I am superior in every aspect. Humans and other animals are not equals, we will always be more superior.

  • @portofhueneme

    sadism is delicious.

  • BTW I'm a meat eater but also support animal rights NOT PETA!!!

  • @Oznatam are you high? Animals rights is exactly what PETA is all about

  • @stephleom are you high? peta has consistently had an 80%+ kill rate since the 90s. yea those dipshits say there protecting animals but there really killing any animal left and right that they deem "unadoptable" which they have no official criteria that they use to make these decisions. oh and those numbers dont include the animals that peta kills on sight and dumps into dumpsters :) how about you do a little research before calling someone out.

  • @xbasketcase636x And yes, animal rights are bullshit, it's still what PETA is about,.

  • @stephleom HOLY FUCKING BACK HAIR A TROLL!!!!!! (draws +4 longsword of flame) I know trolls take x2 damage from fire so BRING IT!!!!

  • I feel like eating a burger in front of them just to spite them.

  • @Oznatam

    I'd rather eat halal-meat in front of them.

  • @HawaiiKnut I see what you did there.

    

  • I agree with everything except the chickens are stupid comment..

  • I just ate barbecue chicken I dedicated that meal to PETA :)

  • BTW taking right-wing Zionist nut-jobs and think-tank spokes people as reliable sources of information is pretty stupid.

  • PETA, because taking up a real cause is hard!

  • 3:22 So what's PETA doing?

  • P.E.T.A kills on average 90% of the animals they rescue every year. I'm all for rescuing animals that are being abused but what the fuck are these groups doing by favoring animals over people. This world is going to shit.

  • 6:07 dude looks familar.

  • I LIKE ME SOME MEAT.

  • hitler thought jews were stupid, does that make the holocaust just and moral?

  • you can't justify a wrong with another wrong. P&T are quite good at forcing their BS with another obvious truth that diverts the focus of the argument away from its initial topic.

  • Make you wanna go out and kill a whale or somethin. All while deep fryin some chicken

  • Yeah...mistreating animals is not the same as mistreating people but that doesn't make it right either...

  • 5:55, the PETA woman had on....a fur coat...?

  • 2:47 And I want the animals to be tasty.

  • I live in Norfolk, VA, and my uncle's friend owns a steakhouse down the street from PETA. He said that Ingrid Newkirk would come in, sit upstairs, and eat raw meat.

  • omfg, i was trying to not hate people, but every fucking day i hear, "humans are a higher life form" "animals are stupid" "science says cows feel pain but that dosent mean they do"

    so if a person is retarded it dosnt matter if they are torchured?

    ps if i didnt eat meat it would go to waste, WASTING IS BAD! and tastes so good...

  • In 2005 PETA's own statistics show 90% of animals put in their care were euthanized.

  • Interesting to see them apply Alinskys rules in their protest in how they personalize it with the guy who runs the animal shelter. 

  • ....Can`t stop watching Penn and Teller Bullshit episodes.... Thanks for posting!

  • PETA: Stop animal death and torture by trying to shut down the people that are doing their best to help animals. seems legit

  • *giant steak is catapulted onto PETAS front lawn*

    Me and everyone against Peta: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETA!!!

  • i'm eating meat while watching this.. hmmm

  • I'm currently studying Animal Management in college and I've not met one other student or even tutor that doesn't think PETA is crazy..

  • Actually, as far as pets go, I visited their website once, and they had this weird oath about boycotting pet stores and only getting pets from the pound. This is the group that is for the 'ethical' treatment of animals; they will discriminate against animals based on where they are found. FUCK PETA and their warped logic.

  • PETA = bad, PITA = good :)

  • @jopi122 i agree i have an idea we should draw and quarter ingrid newkirk

  • I'm a newly minted vegetarian and... FUCK PETA.

  • @MrNobody425

    However PITA bread is awesome.

  • jews are stupid too, hey I can play this game too!

  • maybe they should take those animals and take care of them, too much work eh?

  • Well to be fair how much chicken are actually in the mcnuggets they serve us

  • according to PETA if you eat at Mc Donalds you are a murder.. You kill innocent chickens!

  • Why doesnt the little guy ever talk?

  • @TheNightshadeVampire It's the part of their act. Sometimes he talks for comic effect. :-)

    Also, he just looks little since Pen is HUGE. Teller is really average hight!

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  • What is wrong with PETA? They're against hunting for food? If people are fat they're eating too much meat. a burger every day is not something this planet can sustain, but that comes from FARMING.

    Farms for profit and animal testing is where the big suffering comes to animals. So, if a man or woman wants to eat meat, they should hunt it for themselves! For many people it isn't even possible to kill an animal. Ask your friends and see how many would cut the head off a bird?

  • @thelovelyratkitten "If people art fat they're eating too much meat."

    I guess I'll eat french fries and potato chips all day then.

    Also, America is one of the few countries where you don't have to cut off the head of the chicken to cook it. Most other countries leave the head on the chicken, fish, etc. And yet people in those countries still consume meat regularly.

  • @someguitarphreak 1) How the animal is killed isn't the point. It's the fact that most people feel negative emotionally from killing an animal. Butchers have statistically high negative mental issues due to their work.

    2) Eating high fat, highly processed foods of any kind every day will make you fat, smartypants. It is also healthier and less wasteful the way certain cultures know who their butcher is and don't waste parts of the animal that "look gross". Sorry I left out such factors.

  • @thelovelyratkitten How the animal is killed isn't the point? Here's a quote from you: "So, if a man or woman wants to eat meat, they should hunt it for themselves!"

    Derp. I know how calories work. If you're worried about how much you weigh, you need to watch your caloric intake compared to how many calories you are using. It has nothing to do with where the calories came from. You are confusing "fat" with "unhealthy." They are not synonyms. They are correlated but not necessarily cause-effect.

  • @someguitarphreak I didn't confuse anything. I just used the wrong words, and it's good that you corrected them.

    How the animal is killed isn't the point in the subject I was speaking of (whether or not it is something that feels natural for the person to do). If the diet of a person needs animal meath than commercial farming isn't the place to go to.

  • @thelovelyratkitten Ok, cool. I agree that there definitely are problems with commercial farming.

  • @someguitarphreak :-)

    Also did you get my comment that your response to another one of my comments was the funniest thing? 'Cause it was. :-D

  • @thelovelyratkitten Ummm no fat will not make you fat, carbohydrates from sugars and starches get stored in the fat cells of people with metabolic syndrome and makes them fat, you can say whatever you want to try and defend this but the science is highly against this theory. So maybe you should do some REAL research before calling someone smartypants.

  • Why is there so much porn on the side...and I mean uncensored porn on the side.;D Anyway, If they love animals so much, what not take them all home? setting them free isn't going to do any good. They can get rabbis, ticks, hit by a car, starve to death, ect.

  • Comparing fast food to the holocaust.

    I don't wanna live on this planet anymore....

  • Eating meat is not 'wrong'...And I'm a vegetarian!!! The reason why I don't eat meat is because of the unnecessary (and often illegal,) amount of suffering that a lot of animals go through before they are slaughtered. If every animal was reared decently and killed quickly and cleanly, I would eat meat, but they're not, so I don't. I also don't get why some people who eat meat refuse to eat offal (organs) because it's 'icky'. You eat the rest of the pig's dead body!!! The liver will not kill you!

  • PeTA HAS something to do with ACeR!

    I KNEW IT!!!

  • lol

  • lol. "Hey cool Dave! He can talk!"

  • This changed my views on PETA haha, well we all have to live somehow xD

  • Yeah, how many do you think PETA have killed? A couple? Nope, PETA killed 2,200 cats and dogs last year while placing 44 in adoptive homes. Yeah, good work PETA! :D

  • @IAmADalek Because it is ENSLAVING equal creatures!

  • P.E.T.A -> Ecoterrorist.

    If you want build factory , tehy say no -> this is home for unique frog.

    You pay 100 000 $ -> No problems and they go away with new BMW .

    If they love animals why no take animals to home ?

  • Listen PETA, have you ever stopped to think what a wolf or large cat would eat in the wild? Ghats right, smaller weaker critters.

  • PETA sucks

  • lol PETA

  • Thank god im not getting attacked by peta for having a massive animal farm with tons of chickens, cows, pigs, and wolfs on Minecraft :3

  • @jbsucksballs1000 why u said that on the comment now they gonna attack you =X

  • Genesis 9:1-3 says: "Then God blessed Noah and his sons, saying to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth. The fear and dread of you will fall upon all of the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea; they are given into your hands. Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, now I give you everything." BULLSHIT PETA

  • It's been done to death already for fucks sake, it's not that the animals are not as smart as humans its the fact they feel pain and suffering. I've worked at the slaughterhouse before, and the fear in the eyes of cattle before they die is horrific. It's easy for these fat fucks to sit here and laugh and think this is some sort of joke but I don't care. With that said, I am a meat eater and it's something that we have to accept and respect as a society.

  • @flymaster I've seen cows get killed at my grandpa's dairy (sometimes dairy cows are sold for meat) before and they show NO fear whatsoever. One of them actually saw another one get shot and drank it's blood when it flowed over to it. Then that same cow just dumbly stared at the man holding a gun just before it was shot. I'll admit that its kind of sad to watch but those cows did certainly not feel fear.

  • @flymaster So do you not eat cows?

  • I'm pretty much a vegetarian (unless I hunt the meat) but: a. I don't shove my personal dietry choices on other people, b. PETA had nothing to do with it... They are honestly a terrible group channeling nearly all their money into their campaigns instead of actually saving animals! They also steal peoples pets from loving homes and kill them because "life in captivity is not worth living" Pathetic!

  • Pedos

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  • @Beanz526

    People

    Eating

    Tasty

    Animals

    

  • The masturbation innuendo at 2:20 was hilarious

  • How could anyone think of Mario as evil? What next - Mickey Mouse?

  • Dennis Prager is a charlatan whose followers are mindless sheep.

  • I don't know about any of them P.E.T.A bums, but I had me one good ass chicken sandwich today!

  • Man, the PETA supporters at the beginning are skinny as heck.

  • Vlasic? Hmm... wonder if he's packin a big dill? LMFAO!!!

  • Leave Mario alone!!!! he's a... fantasy character?

  • lolpeta

  • "Oh cool, he *can* talk!"

    ROFL, literall.

  • so now PETA is against Nintendo for Tanuki Mario!!! what has our world come to?

  • @ProfessorJ2011 Saw the article on Kotaku and came here for a refresher... Ah, much needed!

  • @ProfessorJ2011 I heard about that! It's a good thing they decided to make a flash game instead of firebombing Nintendo of America...

  • @ProfessorJ2011 They aren't. They just want attention and they know geeks love making things viral. PETA are just evilly smart. Shame media like this or Moviebob's BigPicture thing gives viewers awareness... just the awareness PETA don't want. The truth and their hypocrisy.

  • @ProfessorJ2011 Can't wait for when they make a pokemon parody.

  • @ProfessorJ2011 Battlefield 3 too, you see once in the game the main character kills a digital rat, OH MY GOD THAT POOR COLLECTION OF PIXELS!!!

  • @ProfessorJ2011 Hey man, Mario dressing as a raccoon is no laughing matter

  • @ProfessorJ2011 I know 

  • i love penn and teller but this is a straw man argument .

  • I can't believe one of the biggest geniuses in America is in PETA. Even more strange: He eats animan products

  • peta is a joke.... and im enjoying this video while eating beef jerky

  • peta hates jews

    

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  • Wait, at 3:30 they protest against animal shelters that euthanize, but PETA euthanizes the animals that they "rescue." Don't they know that's hypocritical? Then again the IQ of an average member of PETA, seems to fall into the bottom 50th percentile.

  • Animals can't diffier from right and wrong bececause when they kill another animal it may be important to continue their life thats why animals don't get the same rights as humans.

  • Was it just me or is Ingred, just...fuckin ugly?

  • Sea Kittens (physics defying fish dress up), Evil Cooking Mama... now fucking Mario Kills Tanooki? What the fuck... Peta is becoming wackier than Westboro. Where Westboro sees "fag enabling," Peta sees "meat / fur enabling."

  • Aren't "dogs and cats" the same as"puppies and kitties?"

  • 35 dislikes seem to come from PETA members...

  • 6:45 - 6:52, enough reason to become a Vegan right there.

    Where are the laws needed to protect these creatures?

  • @rpcarnell If you had bothered to OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS you would have heard that there are already laws in place, asking for MORE laws that cover the exact same thing makes you a total dipshit.....

  • @NinjaRider777R Easy bacon lover. Don't let the cholesterol get to your brain.

  • @rpcarnell Im sorry if we were not suppose to eat animals then why are we on top of the food chain?

  • @rpcarnell Dude, don't you fucking get it.

    There are laws and shit being established for the rightful treatment of animals.

    But the point of the video is, PETA is a terrible and hypocritical organization.

    Want to be Vegan? Alright, fine.

    Want to protect animals? Sure, go ahead.

    But if you have to fucking support some organization, don't make it PETA, maybe ASPCA, they get shit done, and they don't cause fucking controversies over it.

  • @NoseyJohnWoot Actually I do get it. PETA = religious fanatics. Vegans = works in the Star Trek universe, not in this civilization. I just want to protect animals, except to eat. Yes, I know I am aware of my hypocrisy.

  • I'm now gonna go buy and enjoy a steak for peta.

  • P.E.T.A == BULLSHIT 

  • Fun to Pet, Better to Chew.

    I realizede about halfway through watching this I'm eating a turkey and ham sub from my corner deli!

  • Lol thumb up if you are here because of battlefield 3 and petas respond to the killing of a single rat in the whole campaign.

    I agree animal abuse are wrong, we also need them for food and such. Food has always been essential for the human race to survive, the survival of the fittest. It's more humane to keep pets than let them live free on the street, if we did that soon enough people would die, animals will take over. Peta are just stupid for not thinking outside the box.

  • Peta kills thousands of dogs and cat every year because they can't get a "good home"

  • I never realized how fucking retartred PETA people are.

  • If you are pissed off that your shelter euthanize the animals, adopt the fucking animals.

  • Battlefield 3 player report for duty!

  • Hitler was actually a Vegetarian

    And was against Animal cruelty

    PETA should love him because instead of experimenting with Animals he did it with Jews

  • @RSG132 Hitler had some very good points about animal cruelty. Bad points were that in his logic Jews were lower than animals.

  • Battlefield 3 QTE!

  • pet killed 2200 animals in 2010

  • PETA is Team Plasma.....

  • P.E.T.A: People Enjoying Tasty Animals.

  • @RPSGCC733 someone has played battlefield 3

  • PeTA apesta de tantas y diferentes formas ni siquierame molestare en mencionarlas

  • I'd like to see the PETA people thrown in a cage with tigers and lion, THEN see who's weaker.

  • What Cunts. Seriously, if PETA had their way and they ran every animal shelter then either there would be A LOT more animals being killed or animals will roam the streets "liberated" spreading diseases and causing havoc. I'm not for animal cruelty, but I'm also not a complete moron which is exactly why I don't go around protesting for something that I don't even understand...... PETA.

  • who else remembers the nazi's eating the jews? O_o?

  • @ReptarTehDino

    Ahh, good times!

  • You kill a rat with a knife and proceed to stab more people in the Jugular. Then PETA Bitches about the rat? Besides, If you don't kill the rat, it will alert the guards and kill you. The rat will laugh and your character will raise his middle finger while dying.

  • I wonder if those protestors know that peta is the #1 killer of animals in the world. They kill 93% or so of animals put in peta shelters because they are "unfit for adoption", there is no criteria for what animals are unfit.

  • Pause at 3:50 That's a nice "HOLY SHIT!" face right there.

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  • lol choking your chicken

  • People Embarassing the Tidewater Area

    757, hide your shame.

  • God PETA FUCKING STUPID! THEY WANT TO FIX A PROBLEM THAT'LL LEAD TO DOZENS MORE!

  • I love Penn and Teller. They tell the shit like it is.

  • Bf3blog ftw

  • @RubinGrolsch Lol this

  • People for

    Extortion

    Terror &

    Abuse

    Must be related to Westboro Baptist Church. Their "followers" appear to have an awful lot in common.

  • fucking stupid cunts

  • im vegetarian because of my religion saying that killing animals is bad, yet i still think PETA IS FUCKING RETARTED!!!

  • "Smacking their Monkey...Choking their Chicken" I see what you did there

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  • fat vegetarian...who hates p.e.t.a!!

  • I'd give you all some good vegan recipes but due to the lack of protein vegans eat they get weak and stringy.  In other words, vegans don't taste very good. Stick with beef.

  • @JonGee420 mmmmmm cannibalism is delicious 

  • HE CAN TALK?!?

  • @ihatefurrys If you're talking about Teller, yes he CAN talk, he just can't do it on camera as part of their show gimmick.

    There's a behind the scenes of magic video of him talking with his face shadowed like a protected witness if you want to hear what he sounds like.

  • @NinjaRider777R /sarcasm/

  • @NinjaRider777R

    There are videos of Teller talking openly.

  • these peta morons have no idea what they are talking about, they think they are saving these cute puppies and kittens lives, but humans have breed hunting instincts out of house pets, you let them go they will die slow, diseased and in pain, stop lining up behind dumb cunts like pamela anderson, think about your actions peta, you suck.

  • that woman really ammuses me when she says "they want to hide that fact they kill all those cats dogs puppies and kittens." they dont fucking hide anything. EVERYONE knows that animals shelters put down animals after a while for their own well being. also how that guy says they torture them, which is fucking untrue. what the fuck are they supposed to do?? they have so many!!! they dont mention these kinds of things which is how they get people to join. THEY LIE AND MANIPULATE PEOPLE!!!

  • abolish animal death hahahahahaha damn that tiny bitch was crazy

  • One of their best episodes.

  • Please Thor, thunder those PETA people away, they're awfully annoying

  • @MrAdolfoSandoval

    ...all of them except for Pamela Anderson. We're in a recession. The last thing we need is a shortage of whores.