MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 7/10

[TheKrazykittengal]

woo packers



[Yapshire]

That's not even how spiders eat. Morons.

[PerryPlanet]

"Boy that chopper makes nearly as much noise as that preacher man!"

Oh my god...SHUT UP about that GOD DAMN PREACHER ALREADY!!!

[jrmarrero96]

"Dave" looks like a teenage Jack Black to me.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

Thank goodness the union won in the civil war otherwise we would all act and talk like this.

[htomsirveaux42]

@Mst3kfanatic1 But the movie takes place in the north.

[91137732]

@htomsirveaux42

West Virginia i suppose?

[StealthG6On18s]

Packers!!!

[applebonker141]

"Does the spider know he's eating him with his butt?" LMAO

[BlueEyes7452]

COULD the movie get even worse?

[kftc88]

Thank you movie, for reminding me why I DON'T ever visit my relatives that live in the rural Midwest.

[snipetracker]

7:41 Wow, they didn't linger on that shot for very long for some reason.

[bruxbrux]

Bill Rebane: moviemaker and feminist.

[Licreh]

"No one hunts out of season in Wisconsin." Ha.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

2:42

"Way out here, they got a name for stinky, smelly, white guy!~

Paint Your Wagon references! These guys continue to surprise me the older I get by just how cultured and intelligent they are by wasting it all on B-Grade trash! XD

[ArmorArmadillo]

Wait, so a space warp is something strong enough to create a black hole, and the only thing strong enough to create it is a miniature black hole, then the only thing strong enough to create a black hole is a black hole and arrrrrrrgh... c'mon, you really couldn't pay attention to a continuity error in the previous line?

[fiofiofioletta]

"Johnny Crappleseed."

"Uh oh, his hair has started a grease fire."

[Windclaw]

Snufalupagus, NO!

[AstralPixie]

"I wish I could express my love more openly and freely to my wife"

Snuffleupagus NO!

This actually perks the place up.

It was commerce, Tourism, and Industry coming together in beautiful Wisconsin.

[Hardman5509]

KILL THE CHEESEHEAD KILL THE CHEESEHEAD KILL THE CHEESEHEAD!

[TheFenixFan]

Wear your dirty socks , wash us

[ConfuciousDragon]

I have to admit as unscary as this movie truthfully is... it makes an arachnophobe like myself rather uneasy. Especially considering all the random giant spider links to the side.

[TheFenixFan]

@ConfuciousDragon you panze

[VegitarianTabloidTV]

BAD SNUFFELEUPAGUS!!!!

[bLuDcLoT06]

omg the sound effects in the scientists lab r the same ones u here in the S.O.L.!

[RainshadowDesert]

"Can you imagine how many interns it took to pull him into that spider?"

[hebahabahobaheben]

Love that old jeep. classic!

[BlueEyes7452]

Could it happen?

COULD the movie get even WORSE?

[noahsim97]

A .22: obviously a "high powered rifle"

[noahsim97]

SCATTER! BUTT INBOUND!

[dltanner99]

Horror novel see video book trailer

[GOztmaNE]

these guys still make me laugh

[SinnFein4ever]

0:00-1:37

Of all of the the black holes in all the galaxies in all the universe, why'd they have to fly into this one?

;)

[TimelordR]

Let's face facts, the ONLY exciting scenes in this 200 Kiloton turkey are the ones in which that hillbilly Lolita is swamped by spider webs. And yeah. the Packers won Super Bowl XLV, GET A LIFE, ALREADY!!

[muddwater13]

"Oh! Snuffleupagus, NO! "

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

This film is a great advert for bed-linen & underclothing

[pockypurse]

LET'S DO THE SPACEWARP AGAAAAAIN!

[Raithious]

Oh my god.....the script writer of this movie needs to be shot for giving every character the lamest sense of humor ever. I've never heard worse puns/lamer jokes.

[freakofevolution]

I'm to wish the South would rise again!

Uh-oh...his hair started a grease fire!

I SAID NO STARCH!

He blows up his neck woddle to attract women!

Oh Finn...I only wearing one pants suit!

WANNA DANCE!

I put on to much Indian Earth!

Just looking for a clean glass here!

Here comes a Duke Of Hazzard!

No one hunts out of season in Wiscosin!

[Irkedmv]

PACKERS!

[CyanoticFuture]

GOODBYE DAVE!

[HoneyHavana]

Packers won the super bowl baby!

[Laz321]

"Can you imagine how many interns it took to pull that guy into that spider?"

[GreenDay1981]

"Honey, Packers won the Super Bowl! Packers! Woo!" LMAO!!! They sure did too.

[KelleheJ]

5:20-5:30 was likely a common scene in wisconsin saturday night

[DarknessbUnnie]

PACKERS! WOO!! GO PACKERS!

[davedaveydave]

"is he dead, yeah he sure is!"

[davedaveydave]

old mc donald had a cyst

[mhb1323]

wow, what are the odds?? my first time watching this a day after the pack wins the superbowl!!

[Rashman21]

That one guy who disliked the video was a Steelers fan. lol

[CdiGanon]

Who knew these guys would predict the future...how many times now?

[tybo09]

...as true then as it is now. PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

WHOOO!!! PACKERS!

[Ghlan]

PACKERS

[alexiaNBC]

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

[OzzyFan87]

Best Woo Packers at 5:19

[paladindarknite]

omg, the facial expression on the daughter's face @ 6:18

"packers won the super bowl" priceless! 

[ApacheMan2K]

Crow: Snuffleupagus, no!

[marshimaroo]

Oh no! His hair started a grease fire!

[anemicroyaltea69]

"It's everyone I ever went to high school with!"

[MegaAstroFan18]

That's not how spiders eat- oh what's the point.

[Theburn77]

Snuffaluffagus No!

[Alphabex8]

"oh, Phil, I'm only wearing one pant suit" LOL the more pant suit jokes they make the better...

[6890speed]

Oh no! A spider the size of my buick is attacking my buick! lol

[CarolinaOcelot]

Packers! Whoo! Go Packers!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Goodbye, DAVE!"

"See what happens when you don't check your blind spot?"

[ironychan]

Does it matter that the spider ate him with its butt?

Nah, seems pretty appropriate for this guy.

[Capng123]

How... the fuck does Dutch know that guy's car just blew up SECONDS after it happens? Isn't this happening in real-time? Is he psychic or something? Does he have a radio tuned to police dispatch in the back room?

[BlueEyes7452]

COULD the movie get even WORSE?

[DrWhiggs]

@faerydhhlo The fuck are you doing here?

[fledermaus81]

"The pilot is Charlie Brown's teacher." XD

[Applemask]

PACKEEEEEERRRRRS

[watda74]

-Good-BYE, Dave!

[ChaoticYak]

It's a pretty good drawing of the spider, but I think they only have eight legs.

Hey, you want to make some crop circles while we're here?

Bedroom secure. Moving on to panty drawer.

[Adrialgon]

Does it matter that the spider ate him with its butt?

[pytko3]

"That must be the chopper to give him a lift back to his car."

[spiderlime]

to my undying shame i must admit that i was aroused by that actress in her unmentionables savaged by that interdimensional arachnid. shame on me.

[Dulcimerist]

He's dead?

He sure is.

(Nice unemotion there!)

[DrWhiggs]

@Dulcimerist Like Linda Hunt?

(She's not dead, is she? 'Cause then I'd be being crass.)

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@DrWhiggs

No, she's not, unless her corpse is being manovrated like a puppet on NCIS: LA...

[ReeperTheSeeker]

3:06 now that was satisfying, lame but satisfying

[ninjawraith17]

This movie could've been great if Reb Brown was the sheriff.

Anyone else?

[CardCaptorLoki]

@ninjawraith17 I can totally agree and jump on that bandwagon. Reb Brown for sheriff.

[scionofgrace]

"I always thought Mennonites had more dignity."

That was the line that got me hooked on MST3K. I'm Mennonite.

[OzzyFan87]

She has plumber crack.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Could the movie get any worse??

Doesn't it matter that the spider ate him with his butt?

No, I think it's suitable for this guy.

Oh, no, a spider the size of a Buick is attacking his Buick!

You know, I hate it when movies kill a beloved character... this is great, though!

[rangel20]

2:40 Love the way Crow says "A Subteranian Elephant!" Sounds like he has a heart attack.

[fledermaus81]

Good-BYE, Dave! XD

[ninjawraith17]

@fledermaus81

Spider really should've washed that before eating it.

[DaWhiteWolffie]

'Scatter! Incoming butt!'

That so RULED. XD

[freakofevolution]

That must be the chopper to give him a left back to his car! Shut up, Punk! Another family vacation ruined! That's a pretty good drawing of a spider, but they only have eight legs! GOODBYE DAVE! A subterrian elephant! Does it matter that the spider ate him with his butt! Wanna make some crop circles while we're here! HELTER SKELTER...Do Do Dum Do! Scatter! Incoming butt! I hate when a movie kills off a beloved character...but this great though! PACKERS! WOO! PACKER WON THE SUPER BOWL!

[AnnoyingSquib]

6:24

Woah didn't anyone ever tell her that crack kills?

[watda74]

@AnnoyingSquib

Well, the giant spider almost accomplished that feat, and I disappointingly stress ALMOST! LOL

[ChaoticYak]

I'm starting to wish the South would rise again and crush the North.

Didn't we just do this scene?

[TheGreatYellow]

5:25 This scene directly inspired that episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" when Marie and Frank backed their car through the living room of Ray and Debra's house.

[docthemetalfreak]

The one thing that disappointed me about this show waz finding out that Mike n the robots ddint improvize thru each movie.They were reading scripts.Very disappointed.

[shotgunramirez]

johnny crappleseed

[ghostsmask]

"He thought... I was... Dale....."

[ChaoticYak]

I hate it when a movie kills off a beloved character. ...this is great though!

[Delta4845]

Jesus is in league with Giant spiders from space, is that what those random ass jumps to the crazed preacher are alluding to?

[MiamiTribe]

where is bobosota located?

[tck833]

old mcdonald had a cyst!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT!

[shrews12001]

I was reading on IMDB, and just noticed it here, when Little Slut crushes the spider on the dresser it's actually another persons arm (you can just barely see a rolled up sleeve instead of her bare arm as would be seen due to her tube top) and this was done by a stunt person.....boys and girls THAT qualifies as a stunt in this classic action packed piece of film.....

[Tareltonlives]

"Johnny Crappleseed" "Paul Infected Bunion"

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

Does it matter that the spider ate him with its butt? LOL

[rsilkw2]

Can you imagine how many interns it took to pull that guy up into the spider?

[shrews12001]

"What are we going to do about those DAMN spiders?" Easily the worst delivery of a line ever.

[luvukbye]

he stated a fire with his hair grease

[Casterday1]

and in 2011, Packers go to Super Bowl

[Gigrantula58]

@Casterday1 That's why I watched this episode this evening!

[MsTwinkle101]

@Casterday1

PaCkErZ!!!!

[alexiaNBC]

@AL52Dragon They might do so again XD

I wonder how many Mystie fans will watch this episode on their laptops before watching the Superbowl

[lonelysith66]

@alexiaNBC I am!

LOL XD

[sleepyhollow783]

@alexiaNBC ...and after the Superbowl too. :-)

[tobybirdmann]

@AL52Dragon you called it, can you see the future?

[PEinHK]

Commerce, Tourism, and Industry coming together in beautiful Wisconsin!

[Adrialgon]

"Good-BYE, dave!"

[ChaoticYak]

There's a white trash spill on Old Possum Junction.

[mslrkn1471]

hey watch it ya dumb ol spider you

[M0VIES4U2]

5:55 Dumb spider! If he'd waited a second longer we could have gotton a nice boob shot in there!

[SuperMarioKarter]

"Can you imagine how many interns it took to pull that guy up into the spider?"

[Vivi100]

Packers won the superbowl YAAAA!

[mediageneration65]

WOOOO YAAAAY

[sr71ablackbird]

It sucks everything up and blows everything out, just like the sheriff , my aunt is K.D. Lang, ok? Hey, wanna make some crop circles while we're here ? Hey, what's the matter? I said I'd give ya gas money :p Does Captin Stubing know you dress like that, Vicky ? :p This actually perks the place up!

[RobotPharmacy]

The Dutch and Helga show!

[ElveeKaye]

You know, I don't care if any of these people die. They're just not interesting or likable.

[joelius1]

Johnny Crappleseed

[softcelltainted22]

COULD it happen?

COULD the movie get even worse??

[FutBoy182]

i thought spiders drained fluid

not actually eat things

[NUTCASE71733]

@FutBoy182

One species does actually eat, but tarantulas are't those guys obviously.

[bunghole689]

PACKERS!!!! WOOOOO!!!!

[deejay8689]

5:15 hilarious

[ArccaToothus]

the pilot is charley brown's teacher... lol. so true

[Alucard8887]

7:34 Snuffalufagus! NO!

[rayden120]

honey i'm home

packers packers won the super bowel

[Gomess]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

"A space warp is a gravitational pull so intense that it creates a black hole"

"[The only thing that could create a space warp is a black hole]"

....W. T. F. -____-

[DTfan43]

"It's spider season, and we didn't wear orange." Man these guys are genious

[Atrum]

Honey,Packers won the Superbowl!

[557bs]

Goodbye Dave!! lolz

[watda74]

7:39 HE...COPPED A FEEL!! X-D

[Jazzman5456]

"Paul infected Bunyen"

[jekblom123]

"Does it matter that the spider ate him with his butt?"

"Well it seems sutible for this guy."

[Dankore]

Sad thing is my Dad is from Wauwautosa. And I just can't find Wauwausota on a map or anything. Could they have not even been able to pronounce a name of a town in Wisconsin? Think about it, won't you?

[MsLissy09]

I know where Wauwautosa is. It's pretty simple to pronounce. :)

And being from Wisconsin is not a sad thing.

I don't live on a farm. I don't know anyone who does. I live in the CITY.

[Dankore]

It certainly is a nice place to live, sadly I don't live there but we do visit. As a social experiment I'm going to yell "PACKERS!" at a Walmart. See what happens. I'm sure my family will reply with a hearty "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[pretorious700]

@MsLissy09 there are cities in Wisconsin?

[Rebelxstudios]

that must be the copter to take him back to his car.

[GhostRiderBaby88]

"oh no, a spider the size of a buick is attacking his buick."

"this guy blows up is neck waddles to attract women"

[madcapincorporated]

PACKERS! WHOO!

[HankJwimbleton876]

This film makes 8 legged freaks look like a Oscar nominated film.

(Though 8LF was alright)

[ShadesofScorpius]

I think the giant spider has googley craft eyes.

[dmitriwillguard]

...wow, that IS what it looks like...

[ShadesofScorpius]

"Another family vacation ruined!"

"Noone hunts out of season in Wisconsin......"

Ungh... I can barely watch this movie cause I'm repulsed by spiders. And bad acting.

[GusF]

"Snuffleupagus, no!"

[kindersczenen]

My aunt is kd lang, okay!?

[Cessnuts69]

There is a white trash spill down on old possum junction.

[NecrosisOfLight]

Ok, FINALLY!

WHat, we're like 3/4s of the way done and we're just getting our first giant spider??

May as well have called the movie "Gross Hillbillies: The Movie"

[alexiaNBC]

*Car crashes into House*

Crow: Honey, I'm home!

LOL If that ever happened to me, that's what I would say as I got out of the car.

[GOLAKERS2K10]

5:00 "please sir show the spider your registration" LMAO !!!

[Readasaur]

I can't tell.

Was the female scientists portrayal progressive for its time?

[okaynowa]

I think it's a bit generous to call this a "portrayal."

[lyralyon]

Packers win the Superboooooowl!!!

[Lank006]

"I put on too much Indian Earth! Noooo!"

"Any comments from you local shrubbery?"

"Oh, here comes a Duke of Hazzard."

[1Spyke23]

Devoured through a giant spider`s rectum. Horrible and disgusting but a very appropriate demise considering the character. Take that smelly hillbilly!

XD

[daliwndrland]

You're hitting the booze again!

[dietfreeman42718]

PACKERS!!!!!

[ManaAdvent]

XD

Johnny Crappleseed

Paul Infected Bunyan

Old McDonald Had a Cyst

[Tryzon]

7:33 "Snuffleupagus, no!"

[mst3kservo]

The greasy hick didnt hear a VW bug disguised in black felt with 9 kids inside operating the arms coming up behind him? lol!

[chusidhe]

anybody else notice the spider eats a little bit like the creeping terror?

[dietfreeman42718]

It does!

Holy crap, I'am gald you pointed that out.