Dane Cook raps, rhymes, and lashes out at wannabe rapper at the Laugh Factory

[tootsiepop825]

Awesome man@!

[zildjiandrummer1]

dane cook is THE BEST,

for all those middle schoolers that want to watch "adult" comedy

[Sahrinzs]

all spit no flow, crappy P with no R sux.

[Schadofawks91]

i remember MY first beer...



[fame925]

immortal technique

[WhiteGuy191]

the rap was pretty shitty lol

[topturv528]

meh.

[ItalianFlip]

whoa!

[incheck09]

he sucks assssssssssssssss

[BigNolanProductions]

dude dane cook is like a god

[clicker4721]

I hope you don't think that was a freestyle.

[laptecuciocolata]

@clicker4721 oh yeah now all the fukin "Real rappers" start to comment cuz they saw only 8 mile and listen to eminem.

[pilotenhandboek]

@clicker4721 Where did it say that was a freestyle?

[nikkisupastar23]

So damn sexy when he raps :)

[xxrangepkftw]

dane cook can fuckin SPIT!

[JackHDiamond]

the fuck just happened lmao

[BuckwildWill]

staged?

[Rawa7i]

@BuckwildWill Good sir, as cynical as your remark was, i just might have to agree with you on that one. Cheerio

[puccio29]

He's one of the best there is!!! Tell it like it is Dane....

[jyelverton8785]

I don't really dig Dane Cook, however I love to see a heckler get owned...Nice job, Mr. Cook.

[snickerpuss91]

Dane is the best! Yeah!

[PACMANnot]

:O

[tmac9938]

that rap was the only original thing dane wrote

[yulaw3]

rapping into someones face looks stupid.

[brokenheart288]

DDAAAYYY-UUMM!!!!!!!!!

[sierrabreannnn]

haha took away your man hood! lol :D

[lronmice]

@PBK0909 No, it is because Dane Cook's audience laughs and cheers at everything he does whether it is funny or not because he makes big hand motions and speaks loudly.

[crazysniperfreak]

i think dane needs a beating.

[AntiEmpire1]

dane cook is unfunny but a good rapper

[nitelifestyle]

Dane Cook isn't funny. Period. Rather painful to watch actually.

[321666083]

@nitelifestyle thats cuz ure a stuck up bitch with no sense of humor

[nitelifestyle]

@321666083 Riiiight.. just because I don't find HIM funny, means I don't have a sense of humour. Why don't you stop sucking his dick and find a comic with some actual substance? 

[321666083]

@nitelifestyle its ok everyone knos ur jelouse of him thats the only reason u wud comment on this dissin him =)

[nitelifestyle]

@321666083 LOL! That's exactly it.. It has nothing to do with the fact that this is a comment box and I'm simply just commenting/voicing an opinion because I can. YUP, so jelouse - that's me :P

The only reason you find this funny is because it's by a simpleton, made for a simpleton.

[sierrabreannnn]

@nitelifestyle then why did you look up this video and watch it? obviously you like him just a wee bit to be wasting your time watching someone you hate. doesn't make sense to me :/

[Seasonednuts]

hahaha hes on the internet and im in college hahaha...dane is a kind of a douche fuck.

[nero354]

was this a heckler? or just some random guy he decided to pick on......doubt it

[thethyregod]

i'm glad im not that guy.. he's getting owned... with a "P"... witch makes it pwned...

[mtrx460]

fuckin OWNED!

[ShavanaSalas]

DANE RULES!! So stop hating everyone.

[driftbaby2]

wow...

[vict0r1ous]

U GOT CLOWNED

[mrperson54]

Dane Cook is cool but what if dude just hit his ass in the face

[DemonicSeal]

I love Dane Cook but WTF dude? Guys paid his hard earned cash to see you and all you do is chew him out? I like Dane, but damn do you really think he'll come watch another one of your shows after that? I have a feeling he's not apart of your fan base anymore...

[darkaiel]

@DemonicSeal I think the guy heckled Dane first but since we come in in the middle, I can't really tell. This may just be video of Dane's slow descent into madness.

[davgabe]

The worst comic alive You suck Cook

[chrisdrakekaka]

@davgabe well dont watch him...

[RandomKillingMachine]

@davgabe SHUT THE FUCK UP i have seen your gay as comments on every Dane cook video i have watched. WHY THE FUCK do you watch EVERY one of his videos if your just going to say he sucks? Well i just exposed your gay ass for having no life what so ever than to watch all of Dane Cook's AMAZING videos just to say he sucks. That's really sad bro. Go fuck yourself.

[QLFILMS]

Dane is the next 50-cent, but better

[spicmanz]

let me just throw my hands everywhere and make dumb noises to distract you from the fact the i have no talent

[Destinyisdead069]

whats goin on here??

[slimeshady100]

would you guys just SHUT UP!

[NatashaG1987]

what a prick

[slimeshady100]

@NatashaG1987 which one

[EscapingGahennah]

um can anyone explain to me wht just happened here or send me a link with a longer video because i completely missed why Dane got so pissed off

[SOADownsnubs]

if you don't like dane cook, fuckin great. I don't give a fuck! haha

Cause i do. He's not my favorite, but he genuinely made me laugh when i first heard his stand up, isn't that all that really matters? I personally think plenty of other comedians blow him out of the water but because of dane cook i discovered Louis CK and thank fucking god i did, but i mean jesus we're talking about comedy; if it makes someone laugh and it's from the gut...well then he's doing a damn good job.

[kakashithief]

@SOADownsnubs damn fucking right you are

[vekuno2]

who the fuck cares..his funny you guys have no fucken life you guys are just a bunch a lowlifes who have nothing better to do.SUCK A DICK how do you guys like..dipshits!

[kakashithief]

@nalkurd any proof ?

[nalkurd]

@kakashithief yes he stole jokes from louis ck and there are youtube videos about this and everything. this isn't something that is debatable; it's fact.

[523TRITO]

@nalkurd who's louis ck? :O

[nalkurd]

dane cook got famous off of his stolen jokes with soem of his legit jokes and then decided that since he has no more stolen jokes that he'll just be a man with a really loud voice that will get laughs off of his fame

[corymac011]

@nalkurd Says the kid watching him on youtube.

While his stolen lame jokes and his yelling has him on a around the world tour and a multi millionaire ...... hater

[upoop2withme]

damn.

[DonRMB]

Dude just got 8 mile'd lol

[xxxrydizzlexxx]

beasted

[Catcherintherye11111]

wow fucking owned.

[purplenurps]

If dane cook ever spoke to me like that, i'll beat the shit out of him with that mic

[iMindless797]

@purplenurps If you're so hard you wouldn't be the pussy on the side of the stage NOT rapping :P So, you wouldn't be in his situation.

[purplenurps]

@iMindless797 What? 

[iMindless797]

@purplenurps lmao. You said that you would beat his ass if he talked to you like that. I was saying- if you're hard enough to beat his ass just for picking fun at someone who didnt wanna step up, you would probably just step up- and not be in the position in the first place =P But all in all, you just need to learn to laugh at yourself. Cause, that's all Dane is doing, is making a joke. Take it serious if you want =P Buuut just ruins the fun.

[purplenurps]

@iMindless797 If anyone esle was to make fun of me i wouldn't mind but i just wouldn't take shit from dane cook

[upoop2withme]

@purplenurps dane cook is rockin 40 years old now and he would still fuck you up

[purplenurps]

@upoop2withme 40 isn't that old and you don't make sense

[upoop2withme]

@purplenurps ohhh so thats why he isnt funny to you

cool people dont make sense to you

gotcha;)

[purplenurps]

@upoop2withme ...what?

[redbandit94]

@purplenurps

lol no u wont SMH

[purplenurps]

@redbandit94 i will because dane cook is a hack and a bitch

[corymac011]

@purplenurps says the kid watching highlights of him on youtube. While he is out on a world wide tour with sold out audiences and a multi millionaire. No one cares about you opinion faggot go write it in your blog

[purplenurps]

@corymac011 NIce you left two comments saying the same thing, so you look dumb twice over, well done. But he has no respect from his fellow comedians and if you think somebody is great just because they are rich i feel sorry for you. Why don't you just beat off to dane cook and stop getting if somebody doesn't like him. I don't have a blog, why don't you write that in your dane cook blog. I'd rather be homeless than a comedian who steals jokes and has no respect from his peers.

[ThatFire9oNe6]

dude was a pussy, i woulda got on stage n popped Dane in his mouth..

[ShavanaSalas]

Whoooo!! That guy got POOPED on!! I love this video. He's amazing!!

[fiestablender94]

it must have blown to be that guy right then....XD

[michaeljacksonbey1]

HE FUCKING OWNED HIM OMG

[Juggalo5588]

whats sad, Is that dane is just fuckin around and hes still a better rapper than half those fags who think Rapping is an art! Fuck Kanye West, DANE COOKE FOR President!

[ballngames]

holy shit that was awesome!

[MrFuckability]

DANE YOU SEXAYY MOMA JOMA!

[JTTTdude]

One word describes this video. Pwned.

[bigislandbuilt808]

hooo.

that guy got shut DOWN!!!

dane cook...you ROCK!!

chee.

:)

[sativasweetleaf]

weak ass bitch, its all he knows how to rap, tom green style bitch

[ShavanaSalas]

@sativasweetleaf Are you talking about Dane? Shut up if you are. Can you do better?

[sativasweetleaf]

@ShavanaSalas ummmm FUCK YOU and don't comment and month old shit you fucking Tool, Dane raps like you like, straight SHIT

[ShavanaSalas]

@sativasweetleaf FUCK YOU! Because I bet you can't. That's why you're all upset about it..

[sativasweetleaf]

@ShavanaSalas you fucking youtube nooob! you comment on shit a month old, and on a video even older, all you do is talk shit which i apparent by your profile. You think dane cook, who is a great comedian, can rap, well I don't he sucks ass!! wait you suck ass! thats why you like him, can I rap, nope, nor have i claimed too. Now go let your daddy fuck you in your face again and leave you tube too normal people, fucking troll

[ShavanaSalas]

@sativasweetleaf Hahahaha!! I think its funny that you are getting so upset. Its just the fucking internet and I can comment on shit no matter how old it is. And I'm sorry but my Dad is not some kinda perverted freak like yours probably is. You're fucking sick and I hope you know that. Fine, you don't like Dane Cook. Why would you even watch a video of him then? Something must have brought you to this. Just shut up because I was just asking a question.

[sativasweetleaf]

@ShavanaSalas your a fucking dip shit, please kill yourself now and save us some air. You dog face snatch,

[ShavanaSalas]

@sativasweetleaf Why would I kill myself. That's a fucking idiot thing to say. Goes to show how smart you are. Fucking Douche Bag. I'm surprised you couldn't come up with a better comeback...lol

[sativasweetleaf]

@ShavanaSalas Whatever you say bro, LMAO

[sativasweetleaf]

@ShavanaSalas go play hide and go fuck yourself, lmao. Fucking shemales

[sativasweetleaf]

@ShavanaSalas You are a dude!! LMAO i knew it!!! everyone be careful it's a Shemale, look at his profile and pic, totally proves it!

[booch316]

OMG DANE COOK KNOWS HOW TO RAP.

[musicchick1717]

Classic Dane!

Thats why im a big fan of him.