CHONTO
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From: carsonmell
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  • Now I understand that people actually try intentionally to fabricate boring ridiculous crap.

  • 152 people tried to hump-start their dying careers by hitting the dislike button.

  • what is tha point of this??

  • FUCKING BRILLIANT

  • I just saw this on Wolphin: No. 5, a collection of Indie movies and documentaries. "Chonto" along with "Death to the Tinman" and "Madame Tulti-Pulti" were the best three on this volume of Wolphin.

  • wtf diid i just watch

  • medicine man = anthony bourdain

  • Amazing.

    Anyone know the song that starts at 1:06-4:37. it's so nice

  • I enjoyed this but I don't think it's anything amazing.

  • I'll watch this and come back a couple of months later and watch it again. Love this twisted story!

  • This is perhaps the greatest thing I have ever seen.

  • @no0bbbb thats no rwj btw

  • this relly has its own kind of feeling to it, its not humor, its not compassion, its just a complete new thing that makes me laugh, and think about stuff at the same time,

    youre awesome man, fucking awesome

  • lol, these guy's southamerica is craaazy

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  • @dubandbobby FAIL

  • @nyuzoo good call. 

  • Brilliantly written! Love it!

  • The feeling of being 21 and fake laughing to everything my peers have ever shown me my entire life...and then being linked to this from your interview in vice and feeling, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm home..." Thank you Carson...This is art, this is comedy, and this is AMAZING writing...

  • very nice!

    I like your style

  • wow!

  • Two questions:

    Does anyone know the song played at the beginning of the feature?

    Second, does anyone know the name of the South American tree mentioned at 1.22 ("perfumy tree from which you could pull leaves right off")?

  • @exarose Not sure about the the song, but I.m guessing that the tree is just something that Carson Mell created for the story.

  • @exarose The song was composed by Bach. He wrote in in several versions but most popularly it is call "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring". I hope this is the answer you were looking for.

  • damn, this is some deep soul connecting shit.

  • i don't know why but this is amazing work

  • thank you Gazelle and carsonmell this is effin excellent :)

    five stars plus

  • More more MORE!!

  • this mother fck'r is bad ass...I love this shit.

  • The artwork looked a lot like Charles Burns. I liked the story immensely.

  • ...........

  • this was trippy and the weird part is that i saw it sober! good stuff

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  • wtf

  • storytelling chops I haven't seen in a while. exceedingly rad. cheers I said, cheers to chonto.

  • I saw this a while ago as a short film free with a magazine, and have watched it several times since here on the 'tubes. Probably my favourite short film I've ever seen, so strange, so funny and so weirdly touching.

    Carson Mell is a genius.

  • wtf

  • Wow.

  • man where does this supper shit come frrom nothing like i have ever experienced good or bad just wild. what absrtacrt poetry what is the stoery behind the story

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  • I was born in 77... but only now am I constantly fucked up and rarely do I put out super sexual albums... but when I do, they tear it up.

  • Amazing narrative.

  • I think it's a testament to how great this video is that I can hear in my mind's ear exactly what "Hot Talk" sounds like.

  • doesn't sound like it at all...

  • fucking brilliant mate.

  • beautiful

  • Go and ask the baloney stuffed bachelor, and he'll tell you...

  • Best fiction I've heard maybe ever

  • funniest fucking thing

    "tigers man"

  • "zis is de best food i've ever hahd."

  • my brothers name is chonto

  • You cant untell a tale, you cant out slow a snail.

  • I heard about this video! my friends were talking about it for some reason. haha I finally decided to watch this youtube pretty cool

  • Amazing.

  • This Reminds Me Of My Shit Head Cousin Shane From North Carolina

  • Holy Shit! Neeeyaaah!!! Braaah Braaah!

  • simply brilliant.

  • the best 13 minutes of my youtube career.

  • I really enjoyed this . . . but tigers don't live in South America

  • good for you

  • Bravo.

  • Vale

  • I had to order the book.

  • Same here, and its outstanding...

    a little more illustrations wouldnt hurt thou

    and i cant help reading it with this accent,

    in my mind that is...

  • skettcharmstrong wipes forward and sits when he pisses. His teeth hurt from sucking Bobbito's pickle. (The real stretch is embarrassed for him.)  By the way -- I'm your father, and you embarrass me too, nucka.

  • ive watched this like already 10 times i love this soo much!!!!

  • probably the best thing i've ever seen on youtube...

  • agreed

  • words are not enough to describe the greatness of this video my friend.

  • First 15 seconds I thought it would be kind of cheesy, but I was soon hooked and by the end of the film I decided to vote 5 stars on it. I loved it. Loved the story, the words the low key reading. Great job!

  • Mahfucking brilliant. It's like hearing George W. read the Virgin Suicides, with a little Boogie Nights mixed in.

  • A friend sent me this link..figured i'd like what i'd see. and i did. your storytelling reminds somewhat me of hunter s. thompson. really nice work. love the "cinematography". Cheers to Chonto.

  • A FUCKIN MASTERPEICE!!!

  • Hahahaha love this.

  • This reminds me of the time I fell in a well. I managed to get out, but it was too late.

  • Reminds me of Daniel Clowes style, both art and text. favorite'd

  • the bad word all around!haha

  • I can't understands!

  • they dont work retard

  • GOOD VIDEO! fucking amazing

  • The language here is disgusting.

  • How? Because he says fuck and shit every once in a while? The writing is poetic and creative with powerful metaphors and the voice is precisely intune with the mood of the video. There's nothing wrong with the language.

  • that was hella agy they should put a stop to dat bullshit

  • fuck! hella sick, trip ass vid!

  • I love the language and glib descriptions. Booby Bird reminds me of a supervisor I had once a few years back.

  • Wow... This was such crap. There's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Well, maybe if I was 17, and baked out of my mind, I may have enjoyed the "transvestite potato" quote, but other than that, I can't think of anything even remotely compelling... Did you get paid for this? Cuz, if you did, I'm doin' it wrong.

  • For Deleted Photobucket and Myspace videos

    98.119.117.55:8080/videos.html

    peace out bitches.

  • That was great. I hope Chonto survives the tiger summer.

  • I want to take a dump on your web server.

  • That was.

    That was...

    I really honestly TRIED to type something else in the search bar...but...THIS WAS INCREDIBLE.

    The humour, story telling and the artwork just made it all truly marvelous! Thankyou!1

  • epoch

  • this is one of the most fantastic things i've seen on YouTube. it's really inspiring. thanks for making it.

  • -it's "un verano tigre"

    -what does that mean?

    -Tiger summer...

    -and What the hell does that mean?

    -Tigers everywhere man...

    too funny

  • why can you put a video more then tem minutes and we cant??????????

  • yeah what the hell youtube!

  • youtube.**com/user/ARTeryStudi­o

  • I liked it.

    There were some very clever and funny lines, and overall it was a charming story.

  • Its not bad.

  • An another jackass story about a jackass.Nice!:)

  • great story

  • Mickey Rourke?

  • google Scroll and Key.

  • Wow I've been interested in watching this but kept putting it off. Happy I've seen it now though. Very short and sweet. Deserves some sort of accolade greater than 5 stars but that's all I can give.

  • wasnt exactly what i expected but it was great-serious with a little bit of comedy. liked it

  • that was one of the signal most interesting way of story telling ive ever heard keep it up it was just amazing

  • fucking hilarious

    this was one of the best videos i've ever seen

    it's so very funny and well put together. it was quite the story and worth watching all 13.5 minutes of it.

    amazing.

  • Nice story.

  • DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

  • this is some trippy shit

  • is this something on adult swim?

  • hi my name is rick walter and i like boobies hahahahahaha

  • chonto el negro hooray!

  • what a great story.. /subscribe

  • lol wtf?!?!

  • amazing vid

  • thanks for everything.

  • Bobby Bird killed himself didnt he? I only know of 1 song he made. Montego Bay.

  • no he died of cancer dumass

  • Look who's talking. You can't even spell "dumbass" you DUMBASS! Which one of your 19 step-dads dropped you on your head making you retarded?

  • hey dude chill the fuck out! you sound like a fucken 2 year old! quit your bitching! you dont have to spell dumass Dumbass. grow up fag

  • I see youre gonna have your "period" now that youve trolled on me and just got verbally stomped. Youre the "2 year old" that started this. Dont call names if you dont want to get insulted you douche bag semen breath asshole!

  • why dont you shut the fuck up and stop using shit from yesterday fucken cock sucking wigger go jack your dad off bitch im not the 2 year old who started this i just corrected you and you got your panties in a bunch! go shove a dildo up your butt homo

  • Fuck you. At least my mom doesnt commit sexual acts for useless shit. Last night, I gave her a peach pit, 2 paper clips, 3 buttons, and a ball of tin foil for a blowjob! You must be proud you stupid twat.

  • We went through this yesterday troll. Stop replying to me bitch! Youre a troll and your moms pussy is so crusted that it sounds like bubble-wrap popping when she walks! So go do something useful and go scrape her cunt you stupid twat!

  • That was truely amazing.

    Well done sir.

    Honestly, truely amazing.

  • this is great, finally something worth watching

  • Wow, sxephil gets censored but this is promoted?

  • A new reason to love youtube. bravo.

  • yess..this is classic. I see bright lights and nominations.

  • Good story. It's on my list now.

  • On your shit list?

  • XD at 2:40.

  • Great story man..

  • This should be on adult swim...

  • LMFAO

    TRANSVESTITE POTATO?!

  • i don't know what i just saw here but it was pretty good

  • wow

  • This commentary section is not for losers to post ads to their crappy websites or pages, it's to celebrate the truly amazing piece of art and biography that was this film. Kicks ass it was and I shall favorite it.

  • "Kicks ass it was and I shall favorite it."

    Learns English you were.

  • NO U

  • Really well done.

    Be Well.

  • this was great

  • really funny

  • i wonder, the melting candle waxs, should burning his hand

  • this is featured???? FUCK YOUTUBE

  • This. Was. Brilliant. LMAO!

  • asdfsdaf

  • Just 4 more seconds, and this video would have been 13:37....

    It brings a tear to my eye they didn't do this. :(

  • wats so special about 13:37