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  • LOL Loved the video man! I was laughing so hard. Plus you kind of sound like Mark Wahlberg whispering so it just made it that much more priceless. Subscribed!

  • Naruto!!! :D I know that theme >>

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  • Bob Keychain. XD

  • Woah! some people really don't get the idea about these critique game reviews.

  • This is is fun bitch...

    If it's boring why did you buy it?!

  • Your reviews are MAD funny.

  • THATS A SEA HORSE LOOOOOL wtf is that MY BUTT HOLE WEEEEEEE........ GG..... boring after 10 hours and porno lube on the control and tv and some on the wall and a bit on the sofa

  • i liek violence but i want thsi game im getting it for my ninth bday

  • If you don't like it then why did you even attempt to review it? I'm sure you read about it before you bought it (or downloaded it)

  • it's not bad it's relly fantastic

  • It's funny, your'e the only one i've seen so far that gives this game a bad review, but hey, if you want to plug in you nunchuck every time you have to walk on the boat, be my guest. And if you have a beautiful ocean and an island to sit and look at where you live, then i guess you are one of the lucke ones. For some of us, it is cheaper to buy a game like this, to get that kind of view. :)

    BTW, if you want to know what those things are, how about playing the F***IN GAME! ;) Just a thought.

  • This game rocks. you sound like the retarded guy on "Life Goes On".

  • Jstephens4, shut the fuck up. Chirpin' a deft guy, that's real tough there you little cunt.

  • Ok maybe I was a little mean. I try not to make fun of retards but its hard not to.

  • He's not retarded. He's deft. Holy fuck guy, stop being a prick.

  • katherine can be MY sunday! ♥

  • ...so you pet fish the entire game?....sounds intense!

  • "wtf is that, Wtf is that" lol that the line that made me lol idk why

  • this dude sounds like Mark Walburg

  • I have a new favorite set of videos to lol at. Thank you.

  • Lol irate lamer!

  • Dude I'm Srry .. ut This Gae is Way Better Then What You Think..It's Not Ur type Of Game.. So u should not be Reviewing it!

  • You fail bud :D

  • Mark Wahlberg is doing video game reviews? LOL I'll have to check out more of your reviews.. most game reviewers voices get on my damn nerves.. but this is pretty soothing.. haha

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  • ahahah u r sooo funny.

  • I can relate to what you say about this game, I like the game cause I like the sea, but the fact that there is no danger in touching poisonous fish or swimming in shark infested waters while throwing bloody bait around makes this game a little hard to swallow, especially the story plot it has about an ancient civilization that excisted in the area of the game. It goes on about some special Blue whale bigger than the regular blue whale. And when you beat the game, it feels incomplete.

  • The game is actully quite good. I mean it's like diving and finding all of the fish that live underwater. The only cons in this game is ther jerky controls on your Wii Remote and it's not really exciting as you think. But still, it's good but not as perfect. Oh yeah, one more thing. There's a sequel!

  • What...Endless Ocean 2: Electric Boogaloo?

  • oh oh oh. wow. you can swear. yeah that will make you look so fucken cool. -.-

  • oh, just shut up, you weirdo! get a life!!!!!!!! and woooooow!!! you dont get that cussing doesn't impress ANYONE!!!!!!

  • well thats why there are different categories for games..... you dont like it but doesn't mean it sucks....

  • @meninhamorena YES IT DOES WHO THE FUCK WANT TO PLAY A LAME GAME WITH FISH GO AND BUY A GOLDFISH U NEED A DOCTOR

  • @Ncnk1 okaayyy someone's frustrated...

  • mythbusters is good XD

  • can you take photos?

  • Yup you cant take pics

  • I meant you CAN take pics soz

  • I hate when they waste the graphical abilities on stuff like this and other games that have good gameplay are subpar.

  • Wow, you know how to curse. Your soo cool.

  • You people are all crazy, Endless Ocean rocks!!! I run home from work to play this game every day and I cant get enough!!!!!!!!!

  • You think walking around in this game is bad?!  Well try to walk in GTA 1 on PS1 . . .

  • It's pretty easy unless you're an idiot

  • I got this game two days ago ad it is GREAT!

    I don't know whats wrong with this game...

    He just clearly does not know about the outside...

    It is quite rare(ish) to find somewhere I can go and see these beautiful sights!

  • it must be fun to be torn up by a shark in this game, or bitten to death by a barracuda or somthing.

  • hey all i would want that for is to see the ocean cause i cant scuba but if i could then it would be a door prop so yeah if you scuba door prop if you dont then its good but id give it to a girl or something

  • As he said, this game is only for people who is into this kind of shit

  • I hated that!

  • booooo!

  • not your best review certainly! i mean, i'm not into this kinda thing, but i WANT it, desperately! =]

  • and why will you wanna die so you not geting killd is a good thing.

  • no this game is very good

  • Those are leafy sea dragons..if you went outside, instead of 'reviewing' games, you could see one,

  • The best part is the fact that he has a lisp, and he's angry, too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who wants to put 10 bucks down that he's never used his penis before? OR hasn't seen it since he was 16 and became officially obese?

  • Endless Ocean is only good for Wi-Fi.But that's still boring anyway.

  • I think him swearing alot just makes him seem so unprofessional that he only loves playing action games...

  • I like the game

    Its very melow and helps you relax

    especial prayer.

  • Everyone here on comments seems to like it (lol). The people know best.

  • oh, and by the way, the shadow of the fish was a weedy sea dragon XP (obviosly you didnt get to the part when you explore the abyss idiot)

  • This is one of my favorite games! Its just for people who like to experience all the beauties of the ocean, and explore the many secrets that are hidden there. *Sigh...* its just wasted on people who only like violent games, where you blow up stuff and kill people nonstop. But whatever, I know this is a magnificent game and I'm sorry you can't see that.

  • lol Travis Touchdown..

  • How do you play your own music on this game? I wanna try 3 Doors Down for the hell of it, lol. But in seriousness, this is a good game. Some people think that, some people not. I respect that, and I'd rather leave it that way.

  • You have to add it onto a sd memory card.

    Then just put it in and it goes into a box on the ship that you click then select your own song

  • you sound like a baby

  • He also sounds like mark wahlburg

  • the more i watch from you the more i like this stuff, you do a very good job man !

    peace

  • OMG i love this game, but this was so freakin hilarious! 5 stars!

  • you sound just like the guy in this video

  • you know you can buy mythbusters and stuff like that on dvd and you dont have to watch blue planet or watever you dont have to play this game loser!

  • Oh, and the swearing is demeaning and lets you down, especially when you can use words like 'analogy'. In a few years you'll cringe that you talked such rubbish, and it's on the 'net! Hey ho bro', never mind, puberty's just round the corner!

  • This is an excellent game,relaxing and educational. Requires an enquiring mind and an attention span exceeding that of a gnat. Beavis and Butthead need not apply - the experience would be over their heads. No blood,no guts,no danger,no 'fun'. There is however a danger that B&B may realise there's a big world out there beyond their skanky trailer parks and run-down housing estates which would jar with their self-image as 'gangstas' or some sad crap like that. Buy this game,learn,and get out more!

  • Games aren't supposed to be educational.

    Actually wait, I take that back. Games can be educational, but as long as their immersive and actually be enjoyable while you're playing. That makes learning tolerable, and you'll learn more. Honestly, this game dosen't really look like the amazing crapfest DeftGamer makes it out to be, but it certainly dosen't look too fun.

  • Its a relaxing game...

    Its supposed to be educational and I quite like it!

  • well your just awesome arent you,posting to a comment i posted like...how long ago

  • one. this is actually the best game ever. two, there are people who do not live near the ocean and that may be as good as it gets for them. three, I can't understand what you are saying, speak clearly. what? do you got some lyspe or something? Grow up!

  • he's deft you moron

  • I disagree. I LOVED this game. I thought it was fun, relaxing, and it was great for me, someone who wants to scuba dive but it's physically impossible for me to.

    But wow....this review...was fucking hilarious XD

  • I dpn't think the game was THAT bad, but your review was awesome XD Had me laughing the whole time,

  • its christmas day i got spore galactic edition command and conqeur tiberian sun firestorm dance dance revoulution some clothes and this video game and truly dude its good when u live in a place where it snows like crazy! god im with hangtight97 its so fun later on in the game!

  • First of all, I am a Marine Biologist!

    Secondly,You just started the game, you need to play to find the plot!

    Thirdly, all of the fish are in the encyclopedia, only fish you find are in coler.

    Forth, MARINE BIOLOGY IS NOT SHIT YOU GAY RETARD FROM PLANET SHIT!!!!

  • lolwut

  • That sounds about right what he just said.

  • lol

    this is pathetic

    you think your big

    cos your swear

  • or maybe that's just how he talks. faggot

  • wtf,did your mumie tell you that or sumin,

    ''its bad to swear dear''

    ''ok mawmy,i wont swear''

  • well your just cool

  • you too :)

  • Yes someone called gangster pikachu is definatly cool...

  • Sounds gay !

  • DeftGamer: The retarded half brother of Yahtzee. Good God, these reviews suck.

  • um ZP and DG are NOTHING ALIKE!!!!!!

  • What kind of person makes a review of a game he doesn't like....he must be mentally deffective. Only a paitent and person who likes ocean life should play, if not, DON'T PLAY THE GAME!!!!

  • I agree with mothrabattra. There are people who like games where you just explore your surroundings. Just because it doesn't include lightsabers/guns doesn't mean it's a terrible game. Not all games are made for your style of gaming.

  • i dont see how nintendo makes great games with shitty graphics and shitty games with great graphics like this one

  • I thought this review was going to be a serious professional one. How wrong. I had my 3yr and 5 yr old girls with me when I started watching this as they like fish and the idea of exploring. Disliking the game is one thing but swearing like in this review is not needed.

  • Yeah I agree!

    I'm 14, and I love this game. It IS fun, there is more to it than just doing nothing. It's really good, you get to explore loads of things, caves, sunken palaces and stuff, find things on the ocean floor..it's quite good.

    Oh, by the way, ONM (official Nintendo magazine) gave this game 87% in their review, and they know their stuff. So yeah, I recommend it if you are a person who loves more than just mindless violence. It is perfect for the young or casual gamer! =]

  • Yet another AVGN ripoff who goes too far.

    This game is great, just because it doesn't fit to your gory standards doesn't mean it's bad.

  • Woo! Yeah, I totally agree.

    And for those of you who don't know, Official Nintendo Magazine gave it 87%.

  • but its fun to shoot somebody in the face and see thier head explode into itty bitty pieces and wonderful art is created as the fountain of blood shoots outta thier decapitated neck? huh? now thats fun!

  • i weawy wike yow wisp

  • Thats a seadragon

  • what the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IT THAT?!

  • 1:59 funny funny shit

  • This review was more boring than the game, to be honest.

    But at least you explained WHY you didn't like it.

  • screw you

  • nobody fucks with mythbusters

  • jamie and adam rulz

  • Oh, and another P.S.: The fish where you asked "What is that?" does exist. it's called leafy sea dragon

  • WOW. Your review definetly convinced me to buy this game.

    P.S.: If the Rubics Cube looks real good, there's a point to buy it, even if you can't play with it. (like a statue or something)

    P.S. 2: You've got a nice Intro..

    P.S. 3: MYTHBUSTERS ROCKS! MYTHBUSTERS4EVER!

  • Hey I Love This Game your just stupid this game is AWESOME

  • Hilarious review!

  • i like the music u use in ur vids

  • u r super special awesome yeah!!!

  • mythbusters as a game fuck i would spend 100 bucks for that.

  • Nice Review, very funny.

  • dude your sad so wat if the game is crap why not get out like the rest of us instead of livin in your mums basement trying to look hard by going ofyeahblatfucking shit sod off

  • um.. hi moron. 1. i have a better social life than you... umm u dont live in anyones dungeon... maybe its you that needs to get a life and get out your "mums" basement...

    how about you "fuck" off ...

    (waves middle finger)

  • Cove, the idea of a Reviewer is to Review games, complaining against a reviewer reviewing games is like complaining about you sucking your dad's cock

  • do you have nothing to do you just gota suck it up and try walking outside your room..

  • its fun to play stoned

  • i would just rent it! it looks interesting to me and the good graphics are rare in the wii game library

  • XD Bob Keychain.

  • Thank you for the funniest review I've ever seen! 5 stars lol

  • this sort of reminds me of the playstation1 game tresures of the deep never liked it but hey it all depends on what games your into

  • mythbusters the game I WED GET

    IT

  • Endless ocean is great!

  • This have or suposed to have Wi-Fi support right?

  • Dude this game is awsome. Your just siting there wasting camera battery.

  • oh yeah thats a sea dragon if you all were wondering

  • this game looks good id give it a foour out five if anyone disagrees now is the time to say it.

  • i have never played this game but, just from watching that revew, what the hell were they thinking when they made that game? who the hell wants to look at a virtual sunset? wtf?

  • This game rocks..

  • the game owns u asshole

  • umm dude did u have a bad day

  • mythbusters the game!! I want it!! they should make it :P

  • awful game, pure skitter.........

  • Ahh finaly a game for people that like sitting in the dentist office. I cant tell you how many nights ive dreamt of a game like this that would remind me of those prescious times getting my teeth drilled while staring at jellyfish painted on the ceiling.

  • LMAO! wtf is THAT!? haha... thanks for the review. I like the ocean, but not that much.

  • I'd rent it, for free, but i dont own a Wii.

    Good Review.

  • I can't help but laugh at the character customization (just hair change) lol

  • AHAHAHAHA

    good stuff!!

  • WTF IS THAT!? LOL

  • Agreed.

  • I think you hit the nail on the head about this video game, and I also think the game is "crossing borders" by having you pet the fish, I think it's geared for kids and some kind of instructional thing to learn about fish-lot of reading in there for someone who would want to go into that "field" of knowledge. Great video mechanics on your part, I really admire your timing, like some superskilled ability coming through your work that shows up whenever I watch your videos.

  • best review ever

  • myth busters is fucking awsome best show on dicovery lol dirty jobs is pretty good too personaly i used to like a haunting but i seen all the episodes

  • Hahaha man!! Best review ever!!! You made me lough like an idiot in from of my monitor!!

    And I agree, its a shame that such a great graphic engine like this one is used for that shit, they MUST use it again and come up with something good.

  • well im not a 14 yr old nerd n i think your awesome thats y i have been a subscriber for a while now.

  • Instead of diving in the ocean and petting fish, you should be able to catch them and cut them open. That's a good way to learn about fish and junk.

  • Ugh, did this comment actually get a thumbs up? It seems violence is the only thing that is set on many people's minds these days, unbeknownst to the fact that there are so many other forms of entertainment (leisurely diving being one of them).

  • Oh calm down dude.

    I enjoy leisurely activities such as fishing. How does cutting fish open classify as violent? You have to clean the fish if you want to eat the fish.

    I'm not exactly going fishing with hand grenades am I?

    (Well maybe I should, but I don't.)

  • and filing up with dynamite, and seeing how far they go, lol

  • Why do people cry about these reviews? there just fun and why does it matter to you guys? its not like yall made the game or nothing lawl

  • exactly, the video is just entertainment, not a complexly written thesis on the game... lol

    some people that it too heart way to easy!

  • enjoyable review man.

  • This review is shit, your talking out of your ass.

  • says the dink named super-awesome-ness

  • ...suffer because of that too (just read Gamespot's review of Ratchet and Clank: Future Tools of Destruction or Lost Odyssey and see what I mean, those reviewers have no idea what they are talking about). Anyways, in the end, the majority of my opinion disagrees with this review and its overall reflection on how the game is. If you are still unsure of the game and you have an open mind, I say you shouldn't be afraid to buy it or try it out.

  • dude wow, you wrote alot. honestly i am not gonna read all this text. but since you like words ill say this.

    the point of my reviews is to speak MY mind about MY opnions, NOT YOURS. this is just for entertainment and i dont get paid to critizize games. its just for you to laugh at.

    i cant talk about every tiny thing in the game cause then the review would get boring, i dont feel like i had to. if people like it, id rather not SPOIL IT

    why dont you review it and make a video response?

  • Well, I have every right to speak my mind too about the game and how I feel about it. And I would review it but...I don't really have a microphone and I don't have any means of taking full screen game footage as of now (I'm only 14 so I can't really earn my own income). I might make some in the future though.

  • yeah i totally hear you but again i cant play the entire length of the game for alot of reasons. short on time, and dvd-r media time restraints as well as computer slowdown from the file size.

    i wish i could give 20 minute reviews of games like this because then i could be more detailed. plus youtube has 10 minute time limits...

    but thanks for watching, i always appreciate constrctive critisim rather then infantile flaming like the guy who posted after you ...

  • Yeah, I think I can relate. These days I usually only have enough time to finish the story modes of games (including Endless Ocean) since I have too much time to do and can't go off on sidequests. Then again, I think I did go a bit too far with my comments. I think that if you didn't like it then that's fine, I shouldn't have written over 5 comments about it. I guess I was just a bit enraged after seeing comments on your videos calling the game shovelware despite the fact that I found it great.

  • ...and its just like you said at the end of the review. This game only appeals to a certain audience and YOU obviously are not part of that audience. So why are you reviewing it? Its like making an action fanatic who loves nothing else review a dating sim. To think that this decent or even great game done with a lot of effort (underwater ruins, a huge ocean, caves to explore)is being disapproved by someone who doesn't even like that sort of thing is almost an insult. So many other game genres...

  • ...a character's name?, complaining about how certain unidentified fish look in your encyclopedia? (and yes, some marine life DO look like that, my mom does lots of research regarding that and you can see some pretty crazy looking stuff) Complaining about how you can't use an analog stick on the boat when pointing and holding works just fine? Honestly, I think this review itself isn't that good, but the game itself is quite decent and should never be put in the category of "shovelware"...

  • ...game, you couldn't even explore half of what the game does really offer. It's just like the creators of the Longest Journey said in their same game where you can't die. "After going through so much in a puzzle or the game and feeling a good sense of satisfaction, it simply doesn't seem right to have a piano fall on your head" or a shark come out of nowhere and bite you. " and I just can't help but think that sometimes, you were grasping for flaws to find in the game. Complaining about...

  • ...gaze at the sea (which is pretty darn boring), really bad character design options (hair and skin color only?), good graphics, and other things but I simply must disagree with a huge portion of the review. Your complaints about realism are shot down by almost every other hardcore "challenging" game out there (I doubt No More Heroes or Devil May Cry would ever be classified as "realistic") and do you even have any idea how much sea life can kill you and injure you? If you could die in this...

  • ...who said that the point of games is to do stuff that you cannot do otherwise. Well, go down into the abyss with an oxygen tank that only lasts an hour, pet a goblin shark and giant squid, and lets see if you come out alive. In fact, I doubt we'd all even have enough time to go and assign scuba diving appointments because we're all too busy with our own lives, so that argument is shot down. Don't get me wrong, I agree with several points in this review from the things like the option to...

  • ...the developers weren't aiming for some sort of hardcore Devil May Cry 3 level of challenge and satisfaction. They were trying to let you go at your own pace. Not every game is the same and doesn't have to follow a certain formula (must be challenging, must have killing, must be blood, blah blah blah), and if you are aware of the fact that there is a certain type/genre that you hate, but tons of other people like (JRPGs seem to be subject to this), DON'T REVIEW IT. And to theother commenter...

  • I'm sorry but I must disagree with this review. The whole point of the game is to be an endless and free-exploring game with a lot of stuff to do, but no direct objective (despite the fact that you can take on missions and find out about your partner's past), by saying "there's no challenge" and stuff like that is basically saying you're not taking the game for what it's supposed to be . If you've even been reading any previews or being informed whatsoever of the game, you would know that...

  • Bob Keychain!

    X-F'N-D!