Great story bro, loled! I didn't think this was a problem anyone else but me have, i hate shaking hands cause you never know if he's gonna fist bump, shake it normaly or kind of like reversed, or.. fuck it! TOO MANY WAYS :|
I'm so glad to find this video! I thought I was the only one who felt that awkwardness, and blamed it on being a child of the sixties. I actually had a much younger friend teach me at length how to do this stuff, but it just didn't stick. My solution is to be certain I'm the one who initiates the handshake, since the one who starts it can determine which handshake it is to be. So I boldly stick my hand out in the old-fashioned this-is-your-father's-handshake handshake.
Ok Here's one of mine. Once I was bragging that I love sour candy, and that no candy is too sour for me. So one of my friends gave me a WarHead, which was new at the time. So I'm sucking on this candy for a second and up walks the guy I like and watches carefully to see if I'll make a face. I was having a hard time because I was starting to drool, and my face turned beet red, much to everyone's delight.
you don't ever pump a dude's fist, that's akin to tapping his balls, you don't do that. You just don't. Make up some bit about you just blowing y0ur nose with your hand.
Ha ha very funny. Me and a friend a work have invented our own funny shake. It starts of as a normal handshake and then one of us grabs the other persons thumb and jerks it off a couple of times (just for fun). It looks gross to anyone looking. Te he.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally laughed so hard I cried! "and I pumped....twice" LMFAO!!!
Why can't people stick to the normal hand shake (or, if you're friends, a hug)? I was, and still am not, cool enough to know what the latest greeting is so it's ALWAYS awkward.
hilarious i love you for this :-) When people put their fist out and expect me to "pound their rock" I poke it... cuz i don't really know what else to do...
Hahaha that's awesome. Glad you enjoyed =) Hey btw- congrats on being a finalist in Lisa Nova's contest!! On My Way is a great song.. really well written!
hahaha, aw man...I was the exact same way...I never knew how to handle that stuff...After I botched it I'd play it cool like "Oh, that's how you do it? I mean, that's not how I learned it...on the streets, but hey, that's cool"
LOL SERIOUSLY!!!! I love your videos. I shake the pound fist... on purpose. But I thrive on the awkward moment so that I can make videos later, so... that's a personal problem.
but this one time i was walking really fast and i saw this girl i knew so we like slapped hands but i missed the pound and got her butt i was O_o im so sorry lol
haha yesss- my friend had a story just like that when we were at out university. he worked for new student enrollment and was at a booth receiving registration papers. he reached out to take a paper from someone and the person didn't get it and they had this weird grab/fist moment. the story still makes me giggle.
3 people don't know how to shake hands properly. :T
independentvolume 7 months ago
Hahahaha, this made me laugh so hard I went silent. I know you know what laugh I'm talking about. Great video!
Siren2277 7 months ago
LMAOOO
sarcelleobjet 8 months ago
favourite youtube video OF ALL TIME!
twentyletternamesftw 1 year ago
Great story bro, loled! I didn't think this was a problem anyone else but me have, i hate shaking hands cause you never know if he's gonna fist bump, shake it normaly or kind of like reversed, or.. fuck it! TOO MANY WAYS :|
linuz011 1 year ago
I'm so glad to find this video! I thought I was the only one who felt that awkwardness, and blamed it on being a child of the sixties. I actually had a much younger friend teach me at length how to do this stuff, but it just didn't stick. My solution is to be certain I'm the one who initiates the handshake, since the one who starts it can determine which handshake it is to be. So I boldly stick my hand out in the old-fashioned this-is-your-father's-handshake handshake.
timboytx 1 year ago
lmfao
OmgDudeChristina 1 year ago
Ok Here's one of mine. Once I was bragging that I love sour candy, and that no candy is too sour for me. So one of my friends gave me a WarHead, which was new at the time. So I'm sucking on this candy for a second and up walks the guy I like and watches carefully to see if I'll make a face. I was having a hard time because I was starting to drool, and my face turned beet red, much to everyone's delight.
Great story, btw. Guys are strange.
flowertrue 1 year ago
@flowertrue oh were not that weird ;)
orangeoranges11 1 year ago
Dude, Hand Molest? LMFAO!! u should be comedian! funny stuff man!
FreddyBob212 1 year ago
funny shit.
EricBenjamin518 1 year ago
O_o Totally gay man.. like we care (me)
SamsoniteNM 1 year ago
josh im actually crying a little bit from laughing so hard... idk if thats even normal but this was really funny.
"we pumped.... twice." hahah
soulgrooovin 1 year ago 2
you could have played it off if you hadn't pumped
radioheader13 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
Sandubee 2 years ago
do skin and bones for us!
daninocoee 2 years ago
actually quite funny.
utopianmindset 2 years ago
This video made me laugh really hard. Can you say, "Awkward!"
Wenjenzel 2 years ago
U r Hott!! Want 2 meet up in person sometime?
MultiSandyP 2 years ago
i love watching guys introduce themselves to each other for this reason.
you're so cute...you tell this story in a way that sort of inspires me to try the pound shake.
OswegoLadayy 2 years ago 6
AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ME TOO!!!!
I would feel so stupid right after!
once i asked if i can try again.... that just made it worse lol
adriang8604 2 years ago 3
awesome
morganlefay08 2 years ago
LOL so funny :P
shiningmer 2 years ago
you don't ever pump a dude's fist, that's akin to tapping his balls, you don't do that. You just don't. Make up some bit about you just blowing y0ur nose with your hand.
avernikas 2 years ago
Brilliant!
stylistbrighton 2 years ago
lol
meekakitty 2 years ago 4
LMAO.... hahahaha.... funny....
evilen4u 2 years ago 2
'i'll see ya around'
haha
brrnay 2 years ago 2
still doesn't get old... i watch it all the time ha!
SideProjectMeg 2 years ago 10
Haha.. I've got an April Fools' video coming out soon too, I think you'll appreciate it
CurtainGuy 2 years ago
you're my new favorite hahahahahahhah
JenerallyxSpeaking 2 years ago 4
*awkward pound*
CurtainGuy 2 years ago
representing us totally awkward guys. i like this video a lot
Cheifsky 3 years ago 2
Ha ha very funny. Me and a friend a work have invented our own funny shake. It starts of as a normal handshake and then one of us grabs the other persons thumb and jerks it off a couple of times (just for fun). It looks gross to anyone looking. Te he.
plinthman 3 years ago
that's hilarious ... that cracked me up really hard. LOL
gersing 3 years ago
lol
Harritan 3 years ago
lmfao
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charxxlalala 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally laughed so hard I cried! "and I pumped....twice" LMFAO!!!
Why can't people stick to the normal hand shake (or, if you're friends, a hug)? I was, and still am not, cool enough to know what the latest greeting is so it's ALWAYS awkward.
*subscribes*
Cynthsam21 3 years ago 2
Haha thank you!
CurtainGuy 3 years ago
The Pound Shake! Nice work!
LisaNova 3 years ago
hilarious i love you for this :-) When people put their fist out and expect me to "pound their rock" I poke it... cuz i don't really know what else to do...
SideProjectMeg 3 years ago 3
Hahaha that's awesome. Glad you enjoyed =) Hey btw- congrats on being a finalist in Lisa Nova's contest!! On My Way is a great song.. really well written!
CurtainGuy 3 years ago
i have to show this to all my friends because they always make fun of me for refusing to pound the rock haha... and thank you so much!
SideProjectMeg 3 years ago
haha! shakin' the pound! wasn't that a seinfeld bit?
mutlunatic 3 years ago
Awesome! Im in tears man.
novastar2486 3 years ago
hahahahaha i know what you mean!
giveupthepfunk 3 years ago
nice short.
mougabo 3 years ago
awkward things are the best. enjoyed your story :)
kina
kinagrannis 3 years ago
hahaha, aw man...I was the exact same way...I never knew how to handle that stuff...After I botched it I'd play it cool like "Oh, that's how you do it? I mean, that's not how I learned it...on the streets, but hey, that's cool"
Anywayyy, that is an awesome freaking video
AllProdSteven 3 years ago 2
LMAO josh your to cute and funny, i love this video, i def. had those weirds hand shakes haha
ChilePepper86 3 years ago
Haha thanks. Yeahh we've all had those moments. I'm loving all the stories people are telling me down there
CurtainGuy 3 years ago
LOL SERIOUSLY!!!! I love your videos. I shake the pound fist... on purpose. But I thrive on the awkward moment so that I can make videos later, so... that's a personal problem.
Whoaitsashli 3 years ago
So amazing, i was dying.
LokiIsleFilms 3 years ago
haha awesome...what about the "waving 5"?
goldsmack12 3 years ago
Oh I'll get to that one hahaha
CurtainGuy 3 years ago
I wonder why this feels vaguely familiar. haha good work josh.
TheBlueFenix 3 years ago
lmao
Jemvie 3 years ago
lol. legendary!
memmingPark 3 years ago
hahahha awkwardd
Liz1792 3 years ago
lol, you need more videos like this.
moorina 3 years ago
Hahahaha, thats funny stuff man. I love awkward encounters, the make life so much better! :D
thatguy431 3 years ago
oh my god hahaha. I love everyone's awkward social interaction stories.
commodorecrack 3 years ago
lol me and my friends always pound it
but this one time i was walking really fast and i saw this girl i knew so we like slapped hands but i missed the pound and got her butt i was O_o im so sorry lol
lirce 3 years ago 2
i once missed a high five and slapped the guys little sister.
it was epic.
Dexfx3 3 years ago 2
YES YES YES
ahaha josh this was hilarious, I almost fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard hahaha
PhoebeHenry000 3 years ago
Yess glad you liked it!
CurtainGuy 3 years ago
haha yesss- my friend had a story just like that when we were at out university. he worked for new student enrollment and was at a booth receiving registration papers. he reached out to take a paper from someone and the person didn't get it and they had this weird grab/fist moment. the story still makes me giggle.
thezenofjen 3 years ago
Hahaha I actually laughed out loud when I read this!
CurtainGuy 3 years ago
Hahaha, ohhh awkward social situations... It would be even better if you both started walking the same direction after you said bye
acidfingers 3 years ago
That would be priceless
CurtainGuy 3 years ago