MEANWHILE AT VALVE...

[AfterAttackTV]

A fat joke a day keeps Episode 3 away.

[CaptainDope]

Dislike for bad animation and bad choice of music

[TheJinxrr]

@CaptainDope To be fair, the quality of the music is entirely at the mercy of the watchers opinion! I understand and respect that you either dislike MaSu as a whole or this song in particular, and won't try to argue against your decision to dislike it/them, but calling just plain bad is hardly fair! Anyway, point taken, sorry ya' didn't like it.

[crazyipodxboxpcdude]

so im guessing that indy was trying to get episode 3 but failed?

[12bZero]

GABE EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

[ytfareuhere]

Customer:"So when's episode three comin out."

Gabe:"whats a 3??

[TheUltimateDown1]

Next Indiana Jones movie: Indiana Jones and the Legeng of Episode Three.

[chasharv]

Gordon was silent, you mean Breen right? Breen died in HL2 anyway.

[Violantero]

Meanwhile at Valve..... Valve Teacher: Ok guys , today we will teach how to count for three

[Enexization]

Indina Jones: The search for the abadoned Episode

[TheDarthBaston]

... he died and Gaben ate his skull. The End.

[SuperDarkserpent]

Really? Your really just going to make a weight joke about Gabe Newell?! He's a fucking legend, it's not even funny to make fun of him.

[IAMADINOSAUR1000]

How'd you pepole...

GET ME ON CAMERA?

[TomatoWarlord]

YEEEEAAAA

[ShadowsWrath0]

Video should have been animated better.

Also, should have blared Katamari Damacy for humorous effect.

That is my input. Take it or leave it. Your choice.

[TheJinxrr]

@ShadowsWrath0 And this is my response:

Directors Cut. May 2012.

[nameguy101]

@TheJinxrr I think I can animate!

Maybe!

[rylog8]

As far as HL3 goes, guys, the cake is a lie

[TheFreeze620]

star wars for half life oppossing force!!!! D:

[TheHaloart]

hats

[ffjfvfhu]

dear harrison ford...

[MegaSlipperynipple]

So, a related video is of a slim anime woman, the exact opposite of our dear Gabe N.

[destructias445]

@MegaSlipperynipple lol true

[henrybonz0]

BOOMER!!!

[thundararious]

i went from "meanwhile at valve...." to "meanwhile at valve...." to "meanwhile at valve...." how the hell?

[cyrodragon99997]

Lol

[sonicthehedghg2]

Just imagine if someone took his donut....

[WEAPONSGUY13]

Yep, pretty much describes it.

[Deus35]

Machinae Supremacy is kick ass. 

[BeakyRed]

what the? this is the second time ive come across this video today

[thecondiffs]

RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

GABE TRIPED AGAIN

[flysonic]

Category:

Pets & Animals

Winning...

[greencars10]

@GPow69 Touché

[greencars10]

It's because of this that they're taking forever to make it or even announce the game's existance. How do you expect Valve to make the game when you're making fat jokes about Gabe Newell, whom probably holds the key to finally announcing its release date?

[GPow69]

@greencars10 Are you implying that Gaben gives even 1/10000th of a fuck? He's got a damn good life, doubt fat jokes are going to bring his mood down.

[karufox]

mean while at Valve, 1.....2...............

[L337LYC4N]

@karufox "...Fuck! What comes after 2?!"

[ManlyPuffs]

139 thumbs up?

it is so easy now a days.

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

lol, it's funny because he's fat.

[Dushess0az]

Episode 3 =)

[jackedup400]

Its all up to Flyper now!

[Pokeneb]

When Gabe Newell dies there'll be a calendar for the year 2,405,560 and there will be a circle in red pen around the words "Ep 3 Release Date"

[TheUberedHeavySpy]

Medic: And when the programmers woke up

Their files were missing

and the game was never heard of again!!!

medic/heavy : HA HA HA HA HO HO HA

Medic: anyway thats how we lost episode 3

[SAGERTZ]

what happens next? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!?????

[martin9172]

Indiana Jones and the Third Episode.

[Jcolinsol]

My god... IT'S RAPING HIMMMMMMMMMMMM

[trojan12kelley]

@Jcolinsol And then it's going to rape me!! OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!

[playtoyx]

@trojan12kelley dammit you beat me to it.

[aspexpl]

This guy brought us some of the best videogames ever, and all you have to say about him is "fatty fatty"...

Pathetic.

[dungeon2crawler]

@aspexpl thats because we love him =)

[CrzyArcticSoldier]

Indiana Jones did not make out from this one ;_;

[Lostxsoul8o8]

thats freaking creepy

[Wzlang65]

Gabe will have nothing of it!

[LOLGmod]

Indiana Jones and the Stealing of Episode 3

[pasha555clone]

INDIANA JONES!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MrKriz98]

TACTICAL MUTE INBOUND

[Noblaum]

BOOOOOMERRRRRR.

I'd hate to see their strider.

[Darklinus1]

tactical mute incoming

[HeartOfInsanity]

At about 0:06, hold F11

[ManlyPuffs]

A fat joke a day keeps episode three away.

[DEMONGAMING]

@ManlyPuffs KEEP POSTING THIS!

[Superjulcool]

@ManlyPuffs Gabe = fat x 365 = 1 year episode three away :trollface:

[ManlyPuffs]

@Superjulcool so, Gabe is 1 year episode three away? i don't understand.

Since Gabe = 1 year episode three away

[Aserox]

@ManlyPuffs Worth the weight.

[ManlyPuffs]

@Aserox so, over 200 years until episode three comes...

[CynicallyCorrect]

@ManlyPuffs i'll be making fat jokes as a reply to this comment, every day, for three weeks now. uwillbemadbro. uwillbemad.

Fat Joke #1: Gabe Newell's so fat, he probably ate episode 3 mid production.

[ManlyPuffs]

@CynicallyCorrect i'll be making comments to your fat jokes as a reply to this replies, every day, for three weeks now. uwillbetrolled. uwillbetrolled. Fat Joke Comment #1 i don't see the joke, in this one.

[CynicallyCorrect]

@ManlyPuffs oh good, i would like some small conversation between jokes, i was half expecting to not receive acknowledgement.

so how was your day dear? did you get that promotion? or did that jerk Dinkleberg one up you again?

[ManlyPuffs]

@CynicallyCorrect Dinleberg got the promotion again, the Dinklebergs got me again! I know he is evil.

[CynicallyCorrect]

@ManlyPuffs DINKLEBERG.

[CynicallyCorrect]

@ManlyPuffs Hello again.

Fat Joke #2: Gabe's so fat if we were ever capable of flying him into space without exceeding the weight limit of the rocket, he'd cause a permanent eclipse of the sun.

[ManlyPuffs]

@CynicallyCorrect And i thought Washington has already dark enough with him living there!

[CynicallyCorrect]

@ManlyPuffs oh snap! i decided to give up. i'm far too lazy to come back everyday. so yeah.

[ManlyPuffs]

@CynicallyCorrect looks like i won, then?



[CynicallyCorrect]

@ManlyPuffs idk, didn't know it was a contest of any kind, was just gonna delay episode 3 by 3 weeks, but yeah sure, you win :P

[TheSpyngas]

@ManlyPuffs *2000 years in the future* G.A.B.E-N:*robot voice* after 2006 years in development, hopefully it's been worth the jokes *robot troll face*

[ManlyPuffs]

@TheSpyngas finally someone sees the future of valve and episode 3!

[epicpieho]

Run Indiana!

[GeneralSchultz]

THANK YOU IDIOT FOR DELAYING EPISODE 3 EVEN LONGER!

[Spenchjerta]

Half Life 2 Episode 3 Delayed for 5 Billion more Millenniums!

[plarglia]

PRESS AND HOLD F11 FOR REAL RUMBLING!

[TheTorrentFreak]

Oh gawd every video in YouTube leads to gayben. You see sec ago i was watching Chuck bloopers.

[Prosadko22]

WUT ?

[Kyethevidmaker]

If i was Indiana i would run FAST.

[pikitupara]

what is the name of the song

[Marbelle1920]

Wut?

[necro1029]

Run indiana jones!!!!!! you are the only who can delay episode 3! be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[xdaniellhx]

easy now....easy, ''hi''...what? after 9 years of development we created the spy.... i hate snakes!... .....this isant working.

[Aaox00]

The best part about this video is the Star Wars Episode 2 DVD being used in the same way sand was.

[Leroy51684]

OMG HALF-LIFE 2 EPISODE 3!!!!

[mistysimba29]

Every time you make a fat joke about Gabe Newell, he delays HL2:E3 even longer.

[DeathAngleful]

@mistysimba29 Agree'd

[takiller237]

indiana jones,those who did not watch it would never understand

[BronyMerchReviewer]

Ok how did I get here from SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE­!!!!!!

[Guy705]

RUN INDY RUN!!!!

[maksuree]

i was expecting it to be animated

[Videogamerytb]

@maksuree

It would take to much space.

*fatjoke*

[moastytoasty54]

GABEN

[adrenalinek1ck]

A fat joke a day keeps Episode 3 away

[warlerker]

seems legit.

[sparkie1j]

catagory pets and animals???

[themrlegoman1000]

star wars is not worth the weight

[TheAnonUhMussOne]

It will be worth the weight.

[jedihunter176]

We are gathered here today to mourn the untimely loss of our cherished Half Life 2: Episode 3. An honest and great game, he was a fighter until the end. While he may have gave way to starvation, let us not worry about him. Episode 3 is with us, in our hearts and in our minds. While he physically died young, he will live forever and ever. Does anyone have any respects to give?

[newflatter]

If i get 1 thumbs up i will be gay.

[TheSonicSilence]

if someone wanted to make a fully animated version of this would you mind?or a dub onto raiders?just sayin.im sure i..i mean they (theoretical peoples),yes,would give you credits. :)

[JuliaLMikos]

I clicked for the gayben

[Anime5431]

great HL2 Episode 3 is delayed for 3 more months

[Anime5431]

great HL2 Episode 3 is delayed for 3 more months

[STMMinecraft]

Wall-E character must hate Valve character.

[skaterkid901]

Why does this remind me of Comix Zone?

[anthony25862]

never steal hl2 ep3 when its the last copy.

[XlightninX]

THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE TOOK EP 3!

[StickdudeXD135]

HAER CUMS GAEB

[symonsolar]

An entire batch of submarine valve bodies got fucked up out on the production floor. Boss is ripship because the rough castings are $75,000 each a considerable amount of time has been lost as well. This is going to be very expensive to correct.

[Godfather91290]

So THIS is what happens if you try to break into Valve's offices!

[TheAndrewtitanic]

JONE ITS GOD AS A KID RUN!

[flippy55555]

TACTICAL MUTE INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!

[champ4life30]

NOOOO!!! QUICK JONES RUN!!!!!

[DrGarlic500]

a fat joke a day

keeps episode three away

[iTouchV2]

How dare you steal the prototype for Portal 3 AND half-life 3!!!

[ConnorWheel79]

run from gabe or he chubs you

[Awgez24]

Lol I like how hes putting KOTR II in place of it.

That game should of never been released.

Or actually, finished, then released.

[Jebus28279]

Dafuq? lmfao

[AugustusSinclair42]

the tags lol

[Pwnage195]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[chaquator]

This is fake, because if Gabe rolled there would be a major Earthquake and tsunami.

[ichwashere]

Lol'd more at the Tags :DD

[shizlnit]

delayed another 5 years because of this video

[Xunnamius]

LOL

[Jadyn1112]

HE ALMOST GOT EPISODE 3

[Resurrectedfantasy]

I'M COMING FOR U! D:<

[superkirby0]

i see what you did there. XD

[solidsnake2342]

Indiana is my new hero.

[trobuckets]

GABEN

[Koaifications]

It's loud? I had my volume maxed at I had to turn it down a bit, but yeah. Maximum volume is usually kinda sorta loud.

[TheJinxrr]

Alright I'm gonna drop the video volume tomorrow, since I'm off work and have time to dick around with Internet videos. For the time being, FIRST TIME VIEWERS LOWER YOUR VOLUME. My apologies, guys!

[Pitchaxistheorem]

I almost died... I'm a headphone user. O.O

[RKTG19]

thumbs up if u had to mute at 0:00

[TheJinxrr]

@RKTG19 Is that really a problem? I can lower the audio if it's bugging people, just lemme know

[crazygeek777]

@TheJinxrr nah, it's just shitty chugga metal.

[MindSeeR666]

@RKTG19 Aww, what's the matter? You scared of real music? Dude metal is better then the bull shat you get on the radio.. I mean really 4 guys singing in a band?? I thought to be a band you had to play instruments. It's more like a barbershop quartet.

[tonihomi]

@RKTG19 I had to mute at -0:01

[Janzeleus]

Had to like this just for the awesome choice of music. :P (by the way... you mistyped Nova Prospekt in the information)

[TheJinxrr]

@Janzeleus Oh god, fixed, thanks for letting me know. I am stupid and can not spell things.

[StupidHead1010]

I like how he's trying to replace HL2:E3 with The Clone Wars.

Good trade for Indy.

[Gnorcteen1]

indie's about to get Gaben-Rolled

[THEMastadi]

The title of the song is where Indy is going... if he survives gaben

[lordofyesteryear]

Well that's weird, I thought Gaben loved Indie games...

[Trynt33]

Indiana Jones And The Crystal Episode 3

[megalogo3000]

shit 1 year of delay in hl2ep3

[soulbrother97]

@Thejinxrr

Hmm... well played sir, well played

[AvistTorch]

+1 for the music.

[soulbrother97]

copy reddit much?



[TheJinxrr]

@soulbrother97 Never been to reddit, did they use this picture too? Man I hate those pesky "one use only" rules on the Internet

[DragonSlayerDime]

@soulbrother97

"Copy Reddit"

The absurd irony in that statement, and you don't even realize it

[Eros983]

@soulbrother97

>reddit accusing other people of stealing

haha, thats fucking hilarious

[gongo3090]

@soulbrother97 In order to copy reddit you first have to come up with some original content.

[GlobstersMessenger]

@soulbrother97

Nah this joke has been around for years

[NoiseMarines]

@soulbrother97 You're confused, it's Reddit that copies everyone else. 4chan especially.

[Morkernable]

why is my mom the rock?

[Ozku9]

This slideshow alone delayed Episode 3 for next 500 years.

Well... atleast Indy is able to play it.

[deth2furries]

@Ozku9 Inside Gaben's stomach.

[miel1945]

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost episode

[halolover2dmax]

stop a gaben!

[HuddlestonGdorf]

Maybe Skyrim might have the weight of Episode 3

[TheGameReapper]

I can image Gabe watching these and going " ... Yeah thats another 3 months that Ep. 3 is not coming out."

[bittrFULL]

why is there pony horror fanfic video related to this?

[TheGorillaz192000]

@bittrFULL because the internet