Ask Karkat 1

[RomanolikeaV8]

lol awnsering a question for karkat=hospital

[kkwawa1311]

Why Dave?

sgiulbfvvvvbgvgbfvbgfvbgfvbgki­w ( the user has just gotten her butt kicked by karkat for typing that)

Note: i hate that pairing. as i do him and john. i hate gay pairings.

[MyGoodNamesAreTaken]

@kkwawa1311 nice, and so true. I believe you on that, just don't rant on Dirk. He is gay. But awesome. :)

[kkwawa1311]

@MyGoodNamesAreTaken Dirk?

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

Dat voice. BD NO WONDER IM GOING CRAZY FOR THIS IM A LIBRA.

[PotentiallyHarmful]

whooooaaa... This is the PERFECT voice. PERFECT. YOU NOOKSUCKERS!

[Nirarekdan]

PERFECT. COMPLETELY PERFECT

[finnthehuman37]

My headcannon voice for Karkat. PERFECT <3

[StarKoopaChaox]

I can't belive he's my patron troll =w=''

[i3abyAbbz]

Yes, I enjoy this head canon. B)

[SynHalloween13]

god please do more "ask karkat"

[behappiful]

Can this voice be any sexier?

[acethenuke114]

wwhy dave indeed kar-.....hmm vverisca is under me somewwhere

[DropThatBass5567]

And why Dave?

[YuckyAppleTree]

I love Karkat's voice! Suits him perfectly!!!!!

[tiggersmomma11]

H3Y K4RK47! H3H3H3

[Hetaliafangirlforeve]

...My new head canon for Karkles.

Hnn...Smexy voice...

[BelgianBabe99]

Bleh. Your voice is sexy ~ xu= xS

[gunneryuna46]

So... WHY SO DEFENSIVE, KK?!

[SynHalloween13]

OMG thats so motherfucking funny XD lol "and why dave" ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING!!! lmao

[TheLlamaPie]

Ahh... that's my patron troll ;u;

[Julysama05]

> 0:10

BOOM! Headcanon.

I love your KK´s voice so much! It's so perfect <3

[weirddanijoy]

You wouldn't do that Karkat ^_^

[MonkeyMikey17]

The rage is strong with this Kat

[MaxriaProductions]

Lol xD

[XxMaNgAgIrL667xX]

Headcannon Karkat voice.

[12littleliz]

K4RK4T 4ND JOHN FOR3V3R :]

[1lalase]

I am sorry to ask such a stupid Q but

what is this is it a manga or anime.

[maruproductions]

@1lalase No, neither. It is this wonderful webcomic called Homestuck. If you google it, you can find it on MSPA and read it. It's really slow at first, like REALLY REALLY slow. And it's confusing as anything you thought was confusing times twenty. You don't even see Karkat until about mid Act 4, but it's totally worth reading. I don't reccommend it to you if you don't like reading large blocks of text or if you are impaitent. Also, read past the first fifty pages or so before judging it

[xx9ellie9xx]

you're karkat voice is the best :)

[MetanteiTriforce]

I really, really LIKE this Karkat voice! Tell Hussie you need to be the voice!

[tiggersmomma11]

Dear ambitiousBard, You are, by far, the best for voicing Karkat Vantas. I love your work Looking forward to new Ask Karkats,

-Fan :3

[dewatdawn1]

@davexterezi

NO, I AM >:]

[davexterezi]

soooo.... I'm marrying Karkat.

[oOXPXMXOo]

Awesome. I didn't really catch the Why Dave at first either ha.

[dewatdawn1]

WHIE KARKAT, IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO HAVE MY NECK BROKEN BY *YOU~*

[EmoNinja23412]

adorable voice! its so perfect! hehehe...why dave?

[Rachelsama44]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO. I CANT EVEN- HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG­GGGGGG U R HEADCANNON NOW

[TehSparkleyOne]

Purrfect Voice!

[whoriharaizaya]

Your fucking voice is ADORABLEee

[Namitsukia]

nook sucker?

[jonnavdpas]

KarkatxEveryone.

Because shut up! BI *le swagger walk to her bookmarks full of pr0nz*

[ImYinSoo]

I'm so happy to be a Cancer <3

[UntangleALLtheknots]

Why aren't you sleeping with Dave /now/? GO BACK TO BED WITH DAVE.

[MrMCRFanaticz]

2ollux X KARKAT ;) hehe yep!

[InsaneMangaCat]

Please forever voice Karkat

[animenerdgirl8]

lmfao XD it took him a while

[brooksrainne]

The real question is.. Why not Dave?



[Jaxrubygirl]

is this your voice?

[XredInkx]

lol why dave

[Mewbaby1]

Lol this is way to cute!

[Jaxrubygirl]

...why Dave?

[hepioAnn]

KarkatXJo)(n~ <3!

[TacoNinjaCat]

Ohhhhh Karkat. Karkat, Karkat, Karkat. Wat, did I havea something to say to you? Pfft, no. I just like saying your name. It's fun to say.

[XBlessedProductionsX]

KarkatxNepeta~<3

[SpawnTheWolf14]

KarkartxSollux c:

[Oaktreeofoaks]

Then in the end Karkat would sleep with Terezi.

[ChibiVamp232]

karkatxjohn. ; u;

[ninjakitteh3]

Who would it be, and why Dave?

omfg

XDDD

[Fatmukkaa]

KARKAT X GAMZEE.

Amen.

[starXshadow4ever]

lawl. Karkat is mad ;D

[TheDarkSide404XX]

K4RK4T X G4MZ33

[TheHomestuck]

@TheDarkSide404XX wwhat evver like that wwill evver happen!

[sunsetlungs]

@TheDarkSide404XX yes. AND YES.

[xxxxxAurora]

NEPETA X KARKITTY ;33

RULES ALL~ ^w^

[Goldfish567]

JohnXkat :3

[shadowpuppy270343]

Nepeta X Karkat FURREVER!!!!



[MyPurpleNailpolish]

I prefer Sollux x Karkat, for some reason :)

[AndrewKaze]

Oh dear. Your reaction was gr8 Karkat.

[LenLovesCookies424]

Gamzee x Karkat

(o: Honk

[TheDrunkPrussian]

Noo, Karkat x Terezi >;3

[supergirl9100]

-raises hand- Karkat x John for me XD

[mellyXP]

Ahahaha!!!!! Nooksucker!!!!

[TheFabTomatoBoxFairy]

Just implying Dave's d*ck to your ass.....

[SchoolSucksMedia]

XD YES.

(I'm so happy Karkat is my patrion troll. me and him are so much alike)

[NekiiFTW]

Karkat yelling alone with computers.

[dragonluvrXD]

Karkat and Sollux. I dont even kno why

[EveryonesFaveFreak]

I ship Karkat x Pretty much everyone (including his past and future selves), makes everything easier

[burningflurber]

Do it when people are out, so you can yell.

[Trollihara]

I ship Kar x Tez, primarily.

On occasion, I'm cool with John x Kar.

Or Dave x Tez.

...Eridan x Karkat just surfaced in my mind, though.

Ah, shit. I made a nautical pun. :I

[kittygumdrop1]

@Trollihara wheres karkat and nepeta? nepeta: Y34!!! 1 l1k3 k4r k1tty!!!! h3s m1n3! >:33

[Trollihara]

@kittygumdrop1

There is...so much wrong with that.

No offence.

But, um...I don't ship that.

Signless/Sufferer x Disciple, sure. First Ship, and all.

But I just kind of..acknowledge that.

Kar x Nep just...Never happened, and never will.

Sorry.

[kittygumdrop1]

@Trollihara ok thats you not me... nepeta: D:< S4Y TH4T 0N3 M0R3 T1M3 4ND TH3 G1RL G3TS 1T!!!! me: HELP ME!!!!

[Trollihara]

@kittygumdrop1

:33< *ac wonders why this impawster is claiming to be her*

:33< *she also wonders why kittygumdrop1 is using terezis typing quirk when purrtending to be ac*

:33< *ac says k33p trying! as she settles down to take a catnap*

[Trollihara]

@kittygumdrop1

4CTU4LLY 1 T4K3 1T B4CK

YOU 4R3NT 3V3N DO1NG T3R3Z1S QU1RK R1GHT

>:?

[kittygumdrop1]

@Trollihara ... 1m 4 f4n tr0ll... m34n13...:'(

[kittygumdrop1]

@Trollihara 4nd als0 1 4m v3ry n3w t0 th3 h0m3 stuck f4m1ly....

[Trollihara]

@kittygumdrop1

I'm very new, myself. However, I suppose I may have been exposed to it longer.

I apologize for being harsh.

[2beedify]

I'm literally squealing over the voice, i just LOVE it!!

[WaffleKitty101]

Damn, I approve of this voice. Very, very much (^_^)b

[theamvgirlx]

Sorry Karkat. The fangirls have struck again. .__.

[TahisTheCreep]

-cough- johnkat -cough-

[trioxyz7]

Welcome to the dark carnival, brother.

[seafireofatlantis]

the only dislike is karkat

[CupcakeandWildpaw]

Headcanon voice acquired.

[Neper78]

LOL

[Sadnessinmymirror]

FINALLY A GOOD KARKAT VOICE! All the others make him sound like a thirty year old chain smoker

[Sorreltail768]

im a weirdo*sits in a corner*

[Sorreltail768]

@ImRandomProductions I ship Karkat♦Gamzee

Karkat♥Terezi

uh...and many moreto say,i really do have a shipping wall.....eheh.

and thats why i don't invite my friends to my house,heh.

cause they would tink its creepy...

nah,they would probley love it,right guys.......Right!?

hehehehe

[Godortslutgas]

karkat x tr

[TheArrancar44]

YOUTUBE'S NEW PLAYER IS A BIIIIIIITCH!!!!

IT KEEPS FUCKING CUTTING OFF THE END!

[chavezruben5]

press 9 for nooksucker

[LindseyandTreyshow]

I ship Karkat and Tavros. It's still pbj, just with strawberry jelly. ;D

[bleachrebornfan13]

I think I ship Karkat x Terezi x Alternate time period versions of Karkat... so I guess that also means x all alternate time period versions of terezi. But that's only one quadrent....

...

....

FUCK IT, I SHIP FUCKING KARKAT X FUCKING EVERYONE, WHY YES THE DOES INCLUDE LIL' CAL, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. AND YES THIS DOES CROSS THE FUCKING TIMELINES INTO PAST AND FUTRE INCARNATIONS OF EVERYONE.

THIS FUCKING MAKES SENSE WITH THE MIND-SHATTERINGLY OBNOXIOUS 4-WAY INTERSTELLAR LOVE SHIT, RIGHT?

[TheGreatCrow]

HEAD CANNON.

[AnimeCrazee13]

You know what your voice reminds me of? Richard Ian Cox's Inuyasha voice :)

[deidara12213]

Woah. That's some serious ragetyping! XD

Either that, or he just slammed his hands down and yelled at a moniter.

Either way, this is hilarious! :D

[IDSearcher01]

Why Dave, WHY?!?

[Kizame777]

K4rK4t X T3r3z1

[ambitiousBard]

@Kizame777 You and me are going to get along juuuuuuuuuuust fine.

[Kizame777]

@ambitiousBard oh fuck yeah! :3

[TheInsaneWombat]

@Kizame777 K4RK4T X T3R3Z1 you mean. Terezi talks in all caps + 413.

[minnires23]

@Kizame777 naww fuck you GaMzEe <3 t3r3z1

[UTAUtarded]

@Kizame777 Fuck yeah

[zoober555]

... I wouldn't blame Karkat for wanting to sleep with Dave Strider..

*pedobear*

[kittylunamewmew]

lol most of my friends ship karkatxjohn or even the 3 wayz karkatxjohnxdave (lawz)

[ImRandomProductions]

i ship karkat/john ;)

[ambitiousBard]

@ImRandomProductions bUT,,,WHY?

[ImRandomProductions]

@ambitiousBard

Because, to mee, it looks like they would be. And john wants to be gay, but he wont admit it. And neither will karkat. :DD

btw. your voice for Karkat makes me happy. Total canon.

[Sorrelshift]

@ambitiousBard

It'S pReTtY mUcH mOtHeRfUcKiNg CaNnOn AnYwAyS bRo

BeSiDeS iT's A mIrAcLe

[kittygumdrop1]

@ambitiousBard But .. but 33: th4ts n0t r1ght... 1 l1k3 k4r k1tty ... 33:

[Waddles62949]

@ImRandomProductions Hell yes. *High fives*

[lilineko1]

THAT'S AWESOME.

[HirokiKamijou1]

I enjoy your Katkat voice so much~

[VampireGirl67]

did anyone else trololololol when the "why dave" was being zoomed in on and karkat flipped his lid? :D

[XxikeneyaxX]

it would be gamzee~

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@XxikeneyaxX WhAt?

[XxikeneyaxX]

@terminallyCaprici0us nothing~

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@XxikeneyaxX :oI

[XxikeneyaxX]

@terminallyCaprici0us *giggles and gives faygo*

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@XxikeneyaxX ThAnKs BiTcHtIt :o)

[XxikeneyaxX]

@terminallyCaprici0us welcome ^^ *gives slime pie to*

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@XxikeneyaxX I mOtHeRfUcKiNg LoVe YoU nOw BiTcHtIt :'o)

[XxikeneyaxX]

@terminallyCaprici0us aww i love you to gamzee! ^^~

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@XxikeneyaxX YoUr PrEtTy CoOl MoThErFuCkEr

[XxikeneyaxX]

@terminallyCaprici0us thanks so are you gammie :0)

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@XxikeneyaxX hOnK ;o)

[XxikeneyaxX]

@terminallyCaprici0us

[kittylunamewmew]

@terminallyCaprici0us lol gamzee how many times do chu say mother fuker a day jst wonderin

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@kittylunamewmew I hAvE nO mOtHeRfUcKiNg ClUe BiTcHtIt :o)

[kittylunamewmew]

@terminallyCaprici0us WOAH i like to bitch but i aint a bitch xD

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@kittylunamewmew NaH nOt A bItCh, A bItChTiT

[kittylunamewmew]

@terminallyCaprici0us lolz watever floatz ur boat bro

[terminallyCaprici0us]

@kittylunamewmew YeEeEeEeAh MaN

[destructiondragon360]

Clearly the answer would be Jade, I mean, look at all the signs. I don't know about him, but if I've imagined a girl making out with some alternate version of herself, it would mean I like her.

[ambitiousBard]

@destructiondragon360 I ship Karkat/Terezi

No

[destructiondragon360]

@ambitiousBard I mean, I do too! It's just another of those ships that developed but only as a possibility. And relationships are never set in stone. Granted KarkatxTerezi is probably the most well-developed and solidly founded of all the relationships, but who's to say that things can't still go awry? And I meant the answer to the question. If he could go to bed with one of the humans, it would be Jade as it is the most logically possible KarkatxHuman ship. But yeah, KarkatxTerezi all the way.

[thatonegirludontknow]

@ambitiousBard Aw you guys just have different opinions! Don't be so negative man. I'm on the fence with KK/TZ or KK/Jade. I love them both!

[HinaEmiBunBun]

@ambitiousBard I'm fine with either Karkat/Jade or Karkat/Terezi really, those two are the only ones that make sense to me. @ . @;;;

[Kagomethefox]

ROFL KARKAT!!!

[AnimeGirl1249]

LOVE IT!

[MCRgrrl4ever]

KarKat.....I needs more of it O_o <3

[ace94d]

This Karkat. I need more of it.

[sodamnstartled]

i love your voice as karkat.

DO MORE....

[crazygirl1119]

You accomplished being as on of the voiced for my head canon. congrats.

[SnowAngelFrost]

....Why Dave?....

[PortalShy]

I want to marry you.

KARKAT IS HEADCANON

KARKAT IS AWESOME

[Crodic]

Everyone knows Karkat is gay for John. Pft, duh.

[SongstressofNight]

I'm kind of.

In love with this Karkat's voice.

Head canon? I think so.

[blueteardrop123]

you are my head canon and i love you<3

[darknamine12]

You're really good at doing a Karkat voice :D

[shimigamiapple]

oh god. sounds like jake spicer. 

[ambitiousBard]

@shimigamiapple FUCK I DO

[shimigamiapple]

@ambitiousBard dammit. I meant Jack Spicer *facepalm*

[ChopperMD55]

@ambitiousBard

YOU SIR

HAVE JUST WON THE GAME.

-sub,fave,like-

[SooticaInWonderland]

Holy shit that's an epic Karkat voice O.O

[wesuperslowmo]

That voice... is... MOTHERFUCKING PERFECT!!!!!!!!

[77lyric77]

OH MY GOSH. YOUR VOICE....IS PERFECT.

[saymana11]

JUST GOT A BLOG UP TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS: karkatsanswers IS THE NAME OF THE BLOG NOW ASK AWAY NOOKSUCKERS

[OmnomMasterTheFirst]

If they ever need a voice for Karkat they should use you XD

[kimera117]

Noononononononono no! That question its so motherfukin wrong writed! Isn't "Got to bed with"... Its "Fill buckets with!".

._.b

[ShiniPanda64]

Edward Elric = Karkat. OH GOD WHAT IT'S FANCRACK TIME

[popularzelda]

:33<you'r3 the purrf3ct karkitty!

it is you!

[sailorjupiter96xx]

my new head cannon for Karkat ^^ it suits him perfectly :D