50 israeli Jewish rabbis on a plane singing (they look drunk or mad)

[Lemonspa52]

I dont care what anyone thinks....these Rabbis are brilliant men and doing a brilliant works, its a shame other people cannot be as devoted and thoughtful as well as prayerful as these are, G-d must love them for their dedication, G-d Bless Them!!!

[benhakak]

Why shoud men be degraded by antisemitic comments in the face of the swine flu plague?Why shouldnt people express atonement and mercy towards the Creator when in distress of a serious epidemic?

[FalseShatner]

Headphones.

[MrGINxxx]

insane people

[meturgamon]

a shofar is a ram's horn, not a dear or sheep. Madonna is definitely not a devotee to Kabbalah. She's into some new age hooplah that is not anything close to the genuine article. Why shouldn't we cry out, each person according to their ability and tradition, when calamity befalls mankind?

[catharine1967]

Holy Jesus !!!!!

[BookThiefxx]

The ignorance: it hurts me. 

[lanaaw1]

lmfao omg thas awesome

[syeedsy]

0.09 is the guy talking to G. W. Bush?

[forzadeco]

Allright . So take it from someone that done it MANY times .... Flying with lets say SAS ( scandinavian airline ) to israel is cool . Only tourists . Flying with Arkia / El AL . With Jews that think when they payed for a ticked they suddenly own the plane is hell .... Not against any but all you haters need to know the REAL DEAL of whats going on in the air ... Jews are the most annoyed ppl when its about money ( in this case plane ticked) ... money = they reason why the rule the world .

[phillipbailey70]

@Inoitspointless ... beautiful... crisp encapsulation and an expression of my viewpoint that I will definitely be using in future - thx

(ps - I don't suppose the Bugle podcast brought you here?)

[zebb1111]

with all the jewish al-queda guys running around, id be afraid of terrorism.

[moralreef]

everyone had better be on board (no pun intended) for this shit. if not, i hope someone just started wedgying all of them.

grown up nerds, the lot of them.

[virginiatechfanx]

0:09 on my way to israel next week i should do that!

[korobkov1]

lol

help me**

but he says a pray

[jj43210z]

disgusting

[Themurmlis]

Wtf!!!

[SetEmUp86]

Fucking joo pigs ! Sieg Heil !

[skewbuh]

jews gonna jew

[Kirriedaycare]

haha imagine if an al quaeda guy was on that plane. He'd be terrified.

[Maisa91]

OMG IF I WAS IN THAT FLIGHT I WOULD JUMP OFF!!!

[bordercollie1975]

Only if they believed in Jesus Christ being the son of God.

[peteranton]

U ppl are so lost!

U have giving up all for vanity!

Ur rituals, superstitions, traditions and laws!

U have laid away your own conscience to blindly follow them!

To describe those things that make up a jew, one wouldn't believe such ppl walk the Earth! or perhaps I was describing some kind of God awefull greedy hillbilly clanman racist! But somehow you manage to avoid the discussion under the spotlight! Well I guess its cause your holding the spotlight!

[ToExistIsToResist]

hahahah crazy rat men!

[MrZonetailedHawk]

i imagine the smell of the plane!pigs farm.

[ArrestAlexJonesNow]

they look like old vampires

[ArrestAlexJonesNow]

lol 0.10

[ArrestAlexJonesNow]

ROFLMAO LOL 

[beeklaan00]

peace out sellamin alleykum!

[ArchibaldCoke]

Cretins.

[77GSlinger]

They will burn in hell for this blasphemy against the Creator of the Universe!

[MrSohailchughtai]

Jews never respect Prophet of God , For what they are praying . may be calling Hitlor for help .

[cseko85]

this is so funny, I can't believe they mean it

[mariavanempel]

Where is the GAGA dancing Phillistine cabine crew ?

[DizzyGh0st]

0:14 - he is like - WE NEED ATILLERY FAST

[MajorEasley]

LOL the last Rabbi is a goat i think hahah. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chango369yt]

I'd rather be on a flight with a crying baby or a 3 year old kicking the back of my chair.

[crazyvator]

@chango369yt i totally agree

[AOnTheWeb]

@chango369yt yo i hope you realize this isn't a commercial flight, but a private flight specifically to pray against swine flu. even if it sounds dumb to you, keep in mind religious jews would never do this on a commercial flight where they would disturb others, because it would be a chilul hashem (something that gives non-jews a bad impression of jews). so yeah maybe you wouldn't want to be near these guys on a flight but keep in mind you'd never have to... so take your anti-semitism elsewhere

[chango369yt]

@AOnTheWeb Well that's a relief then to know I'll never have to tolerate this form of religious nonsense on a commercial flight.

I don't know where the anti-semitism accusation comes from. I don't have any thing against theists per se, just theism.

[chonitin]

@AOnTheWeb this is not fucking true, these black hats DO display these aberrations even in commercial flights, such as El Al or Lufthansa. It's incredibly annoying!

[Pooternackle]

lol holy shit, if I was a passenger on that plane i'd be worried they were about to hijack the plane and fly it into the dome of the rock or some shit

[leeorifleman]

@glove385 not even a BBQ but Mix Roast Black Pepper Cannibal!!

[DontBelieveJewsNews]

@glove385 The BBQ thing is a myth taken out of the old testament.

There were over 10 million germans murdered in europe's World War II...and only 180,000 jews were killed in Germany mostly by allied bombing of cities. I would say the parasites made out very well

[Mindraker1]

You know, the Arabs have oil...

[7samseng]

I can understand the passengers worries and concern on the flight. They are praying very hard so that their plane will not be mistakenly shot by their own Isreali air force coz israeli pilot fighters always shoots carelessly at anything including innocent civilans.

[radicalaceshasbrin]

fucking pigs

[vinygee]

here is the unedited version and tell what they were really doing

[abilify10mg]

LET S PRAY FOR SALVATION!!

[beeklaan00]

nice clip jew(L)

[ManabuKempfer]

i wanna be on this plane ^_^ lol

[daniduvdevani]

Retarded, honestly. Completely retarded.

[NielsShoe]

No wonder muslims want to kill them all but at the same time no wonder everyone in the world wants rid of muslims.

[VIKING367]

hahahahahaha,a bunch of sainta clauses

[voin3000]

I never c so evil people like jews!!!

I hate them so much. I hate them so much.

[cassidy99ful]

@voin3000 when a non believer asks for shelter give it to him so that he may hear the truth of islam.

[GorterPoss]

@voin3000 have you ever met a jew?

[izziekhan]

hahahaha

[beeklaan00]

eeey friends can a muslims be a jew?

[PoundingSensation]

@beeklaan00 Lol... a Muslim can be a Jew, yes. In fact, many practicing Muslims ARE Jewish. Jews have spies DEEP in the Muslim world, because they grew up in that environment, but decided to go to work for the Temple. There are many more Jewish Muslims who are unaware of this, and the Mossad actively seeks their recruitment. Further, as Jews have a tendency to be disloyal to the Host Nation, this sort of "sub-cultural Islamic Jewish culture" works well for them in The Middle East.

[PoundingSensation]

@beeklaan00 For example. In spite of the fact that Jonathan Pollard, an American born citizen who decided to spy for Israel, against his own country - all, I repeat ALL religious Jews I spoke to sincerely believe he should be set free. And then they wonder why people think of them as traitors and enemies of the state. It's a bad joke.

[beeklaan00]

@PoundingSensation so its possible.

[PoundingSensation]

@beeklaan00 What's possible? Come of age and spell it out:-)

[beeklaan00]

can a muslim be a jew?

[beeklaan00]

can a muslim being a JEW??? give answer!!!!!!!!! pleasse somebodyx.

[beeklaan00]

can be a muslim a jew? friends?

[PoundingSensation]

They want to make sure they sound sexy when their homosexual lovers fuck them in the ass. So they practice moaning and groaning and cock sucking.

[ZviJ1]

@PoundingSensation How does it feel being a Naziboy?

[PoundingSensation]

@ZviJ1 I think these "Hasids" are peddling dope and that they are full of shit. I believe that religious fundamentalism is dangerous, and that North American Jewish Propaganda completely misrepresents how the Labor party, (the political left), thinks, in Israel. I believe that religious Jews are bigoted, arrogant, backward, misanthropic, judgmental, misogynist, hopelessly ethnocentric, and completely racist - just like Rashi. To be "Jewish" is to be a stinking arrogant prick. Not my cup of tea.

[ZviJ1]

@PoundingSensation Aside from your naked antisemitism you're unbelievably and amusingly ignorant and overgeneralizing when you try to sound factual about any topic you're alluding to above.

I reiterate that I won't return to this webpage. This is my last comment

[PoundingSensation]

@ZviJ1 One of the worst Jewish traits is presumptuousness. You don't know me or what makes me tick or how I think. I am not your "co-religionist". I don't even agree with your terminology. You are BRAINWASHED, deluded, and dangerous. And I am not going to take the bait by revealing personal details about myself by answering your challenge about the holocaust. All I will say is that the holocaust was a terrible thing, and I wish it didn't happen.

[PoundingSensation]

@ZviJ1 I don't know what you mean by "I blame victims for their own death"?? I never said that! You must be confusing me with someone else. I don't "spout for Nazis". They can go fuck themselves, along with you. I am who I am, and I say these things because I've lived them. I am old enough to have accumulated enough experience to qualify me to call it as I see it. I don't mince words, and I don't believe in censorship.

[PoundingSensation]

@ZviJ1 There are positive things about Jews too. There is good and bad in everyone. However, I can only remember ONE other (secular) Jew in my entire life, who admitted to me that WE Jews have many obnoxious and undesirable traits. What's the point? The point is that Jews don't admit that these traits exist. They/we think they are "perfect", and that the world revolves around them. Jews look down on other people, and then they claim to "wonder why" nobody likes them.

[PoundingSensation]

@ZviJ1 Something strange is going on here. Either a): Jews are completely incapable of seeing their own reflection, or b): They are overtly inconsiderate toward non-Jews because they are racist and it doesn't matter to them, or c): they simply lie by claiming not to understand why people don't like them. So, here I am with the challenge once more... is there any Jew out there who will admit to JUST ONE negative trait?

[PoundingSensation]

@ZviJ1 How smart can you really be if nobody likes you? I just hope we don't outsmart ourselves, again.

[PoundingSensation]

@ZviJ1 By the way... I am not a "Nazi". I am Jewish.

[ZviJ1]

@PoundingSensation Unfortunately there's been no shortage of such Jews since the Emancipation. Some Jews are no better than the lowliest internet antisemites. Yes, some Jews are trash being no better qualitatively than the Nazis.

[mikisct]

The Guy screaming on the Phone is making me laugh SooooOoOOoo Hard i cant breath Haaahahahahaa

[fluidsmile1]

i would hate to be on that airplane

[blessings18]

They are praying. Strictly observants Jews commit to praying not less than three times per day, whereever they maybe.

[PoundingSensation]

In a desire for power and greed will bring calamity and dispersion to the children of Israel for his name's sake. O Douche Bag King, Cock Sucker, and Ass Giver, destroyer and Master of the Abyss, Cursed are you, O Lord, the shield of the Trickster. Amen.

[PoundingSensation]

The Amidah.

Blessed are you Lord of Israel, Lord of Cock Suckers, God of Abraham the founder of the Ass Giving Nation, God of subversion, perversion, and Cock Sucking, the Most High God who bestows arrogance, condescension, and aloofness, who remembers all the wars and all the treachery perpetrated on the Mesopotamian people...

[ZviJ1]

@PoundingSensation I'm marking this clip positive only because of your dumbassed comments.

[PoundingSensation]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (davens back and forth)... I want cock, I need cock, I like cock, I Jew I Jew, (suck on the shofar), I chew cock, I circumcise cock, I use foreskin for bubble gum, I love cock, give me some cock... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooooo oy laaaaaaaaaaaa...

[dogtired75]

these people are terrorists.

[Princeofpot420]

ummm...are these fools retarded? Oh wait no, they are just religious.

[PoundingSensation]

In case you haven't noticed our war days are over. During the Holocaust the Germans illustrated the difference between theory, and practice. What the Jews longed for the Germans put into material reality. What the Jews did in the ancient world or what Rome did to the Jews during the Second Temple, the Germans did in our time. What, for Jews, is the moral to this story? Never bring a knife to a gunfight, oh, and ah... watch your mouth!

[ZviJ1]

@PoundingSensation I'm embarrased to have you as a co-religionist. You seem to expect all the Jews in WWII to have been butchered passively with no right to stage Partisan resistance or mount the Warsaw and Sobibor rebellions, etc. You even blame the victims for their own death! And you're not scum?

The Nazis get a moral boost each time some antisemitic Jew like this is seen spouting his noxious anti-Jewish crap.

I won't return to this page to check up anymore on your morbid musings.

[PoundingSensation]

Eliyahu ha-Navi shall enter, and drink the urine placed for him at the table. We give urine because he abandoned us in our time of need. He "took flight"... when all the other Gods stood as brave warriors and fought. This old Cock Sucker ran away after starting trouble. What a spineless Jew Bitch. Elijah also has a yen for foreskins. We give him the foreskin at every bris because he likes to chew on it like bubble gum... it keeps him happy and out of trouble.

[PoundingSensation]

Elijah, or, "messiah" are not people, they are archetypes of Jewish consciousness; they are the anthropomorphic inflection of Jewish thought. They are monotheistic because WE believe - better yet, we FEEL - that God has chosen us over everyone else. A unique idea perhaps, but one that carries a terrible burden. Our folly, our trickster says: the degree of intellect is of equal proportion to the degree of religiosity, or spirituality, in Gods eyes. This is wrong in many ways.

[PoundingSensation]

Each Passover, a cup of urine is placed on the seder table and the lid to the toilet is left open for Elijah. The old Cock Sucker NEVER shows up, but we wait, and we wait, and we wait. But WHY do we wait? We wait because by waiting we can never be wrong; we can express our EXPECTATION of the moment to come. Like the idea of "messiah", it is not "the flesh" that shows up, it is THE DIRECTION MY CONSCIOUSNESS TAKES.

[PoundingSensation]

WE, the descendants of Abraham and Moses shall keep the namesake of the defeated, it is written: He created it and he gave it to them, and by His wish He took it from them and gave it to us. Just ask Jeremiah or Rashi what happened after [He] "...Took it from them and gave it to us"! Those who take the most scream the loudest when they get theirs in the end.

[PoundingSensation]

Cursed are you, you arrogant prick O Lord our God, and God of our fathers the war mongers and God of Abraham, the dog, the mercenary, the subjugator of nations. God of King Faggot Isaac and God of the other criminal Jacob, the great mighty and revered Fag, Most High Fag, who bestows filth and confusion upon the Nations of earth, who remembers the good deeds of our warlords, and in cunning and trickery will bring destruction to the Nations.

[PoundingSensation]

Cover your eyes with your right hand and grab your penis with your left and sing...

If I were a gay Jew, ya da da da da da da da da da bitty bitty bum,

all day long I'd fiddle with my putz,

my incy wincy tincy little putz,

I wouldn't have to stroke hard,

ya da diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle itty bitty bum,

all day long I'd fiddle with my putz,

my incy wincy tincy little schmuck.

[PoundingSensation]

I am Jewish and I must admit that this is at once embarrassing and ridiculously funny.

[Religious] Jews are so smart, yet they can't figure out how to get other people to like them. This is something.

I wonder how we are supposed to "share the light" and teach the world if we chose to live cut off from it: "My house shall be called a house of prayer for all people's". Keep bullshitting faggot ass. I don't know who is worse, religious Jews, or the Pope? Enlightenment drop-outs!

[PoundingSensation]

These are the sounds male Jews make when they fuck each other in the ass.

[badassredskin]

@PoundingSensation

Brilliant!

[NielsShoe]

This is that trailer for Borats new film called Jews On A Plane.

[groffe12]

I have never before seen such a bunch of complete, raving mad assholes! Jews must be the most ridiculous people in the world.

[ZviJ1]

@groffe12 These are the only Jews you may have come across so far. Don't generalize or extrapolate from these clowns to all Jews (14 million). Keep researching.

[jdi0093113]

All you racist people, you know where your going! you have been warned.

"Kabbala, a form of Jewish mysticism which counts the singer Madonna among its devotees."

This is not correct as she is part of a kabbala money making cult that has been deformed to make something new.

[themightyjoseph]

they are protecting israel from swine flu by singing some prayer lol

id laugh if the plane crashes or they all get swine flu and die HAHAHAHA racist bastards

[jdi0093113]

@themightyjoseph you are the racist shtunk

[themightyjoseph]

how exactly am i racist? judaism isnt a race because there are many different jews with different skin, hair and eye colour which means that judaism cant be a race so i say what ever tha fuck i want about it plus jews were the first to start racism by saying that they are gods chosen people/master race

[jdi0093113]

You call them racist but yet then make a comment of racism and then deny any form of it.

Everybody has different eye and hair colour. Jews are a race as the people from Israel. Most have a single blood gene that connects all to the land and all together as a people. You cant say what the hell you want about anybody when you look at yourself. The Jews are G-Ds chosen people and that is not being racist but you being fickle minded. Why are you jeleous because you are not a blood connected Jew?

[themightyjoseph]

you cant be the same race and have different hair and eye colour THERE ARE WHITE, MIDDLE EASTERN, BLACK AND OTHER JEWS who are of different race, do you know the definition of a race?

[JamesTCA]

Anybody who thinks that video is weird or disturbing is a hateful, xenophobic, intolerant anti-semite, and I'll be forwarding your posts to Abe Foxman himself so he can issue a press release about growing hate and intolerance from ignorant goyim.

[DariusDaGreat86]

what a freak-show

[Discovery978]

Sounds like a soccer match at the begining of the video with the horns.

[metalrocks21rapsucks]

When they prey they look like theyre sucking a cock.

please dont delete

[saqib78600]

If any comments that have swearing words used i will delete them. You are free to comment any way you like however if you do swear i will delete your comment.

[TheCatblack7]

they look both....but they are not....it is their natural behaviour....

[SEVAR]

jews and gypsies are same...scum of the world!

[mentoloshurka]

Jews are the flu of this World

[Fenria14]

LOLJEWS

[bence55]

idiots...

[Marleneagnes]

Hahahahaghahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaha!

[FunnyVideoCollector]

Is this a Borat film

[ballacid]

rats

[Cherrypopp]

no he won't ;)

[eNerd95]

omg id take out my ak47 and shoot these bitches ..

[ZviJ1]

@eNerd95 Heil Hitler you bastard.

[shirlior2]

@eNerd95 speak nicely

[nadengirly]

Think these guys are drunk, you should watch the breslevs!! They ROCK!!!!

[TheStrangemen]

These guys are so scared when they come so close to death they are on the plane so afraid the plane will fall off,so they pray so much,but when they land the go back to their mischief.Trying to outsmart God like they tried b4,but God can send an earthquake from underneath their feet.

[338dmac]

If I was stuck on a plane with those crazy fucks, I dont' know what I'd do. That is so ridiculous. Wasn't this on The Daily Show? If even a Jew laughs at them doing that, they're taking it too far...

[cookeladoo]

I did not know they were into heavy metal head banging.....wow thats cool

[Croftlover92]

LMAO, that would be one hell of a plane ride!!

[canred123]

the last one was being taught ba ba black sheep but he kept getting stuck on baaa baaaa lol

[boskinator]

Jewish Rabbis?

Go look up the word 'redundant', saqib78600.

And thanks for reinforcing what people are beginning to actually believe - the fact that Muslims are hateful, ignorant brutes, and Islam has no place in a modern, democratic and civilized society.

[MatchCard]

Religion has no place in civilized society. By the way, your grammar needs work.

Hey Boskinator, I have a great idea! Go look up "how to correctly use quotation marks and commas."

[boskinator]

MatchCard

I agree with you wholeheartedly. I am an atheist.

As far as your grammar/punctuation comment goes - thanks for the tip, Captain Pedant. :)

[michaelmage]

Redundant is right ... and ridiculous too. lol

[ZuzerHun]

hundreds of years of inbreeding. how sad.

[HUSSEINBASHA910]

was the plane going to fall down or what?

[AtheistWithRage]

MOTHAFUCKIN JEWS ON A PLANE!

Guess swine flu isnt kosher either.

[ZviJ1]

@AtheistWithRage A racist atheist! Congrats, if you're a real athiest, then if your comment doesn't tarnish atheism's reputation as an enlightened position, I don't know what does.

[AtheistWithRage]

@ZviJ1 Last I checked, Judaism, isnt a race, it is a tradition and religious upbringing. There was nothing racist about my comment, well, because being raised in traditional religious background, isnt a race. Speaking of which, isnt it stated within the Tanach or the Torah, correct me if im wrong, that anyone who isnt Jewish, is lower than a dog? Want to talk about elitism, and bigotry, just pick up the books of the worlds major religions to see the hatred pour from the texts.

[PoundingSensation]

@AtheistWithRage You are correct, unless Jews will admit that they are a "seperate race"; in which case they have answered the question: why does the world treat us differently? By the way that comment, among many other comments about Gentiles, is in the Talmud. It should be noted here that The New Testament is also replete with racism towards Jews.

[AtheistWithRage]

@PoundingSensation Yes, the Talmud, thanks for the correction. The major religions of the world, are chock full of all kinds of nastiness within its texts, and each one tries to surpass the other in its elitist thinking. The day all religions of the world stop spreading venom and vitriol, will be the day I will stop being critical of its intentions.

[PoundingSensation]

@AtheistWithRage Exactly! Which is not to say that there isn't anything of value in the texts. That would be bigoted and dishonest. After all, the bible has given hope to millions of people since its beginning. But there are many, too many, negative things that EACH (Christian, Jewish, and Muslim), has to say about the other. The problem is that when one brings it up, to someone of the religion propounding such negativity, they either deny it or they say "you are taking it out of context".

[PoundingSensation]

@AtheistWithRage They act as if it is a "secret"; that THEY are the only ones who know about it. The only problem is that we are living in the 21st century and we have all these translation tools available to us. Religious people DO NOT PREFER LIVING IN THE LIGHT. They STILL would like to believe they are living in the pre-Enlightenment (or haskalah) era. They claim they are "people of God" wanting "peace and harmony". But they look like liars and clowns, and behave like murderers.

[AtheistWithRage]

@PoundingSensation I completely agree. They like to corner the market as snake oil salesmen trying to garner up the most suckers to appease their malicious narcississtic drunken abusive sky daddy. To display such primitive thinking, especially in an age of technology and advancement, all I can do is sit and laugh. When it does, however, come banging on my door telling me to conform, I have to stand up against irrational behavior.

[george4gg]

With the will of God They Rent a reverent Boing 737 and started sreaming Baaaaaaaaaaaahh BAaaaaaaaaaah. These people just consume my Oxygen.

[ozricii]

This is the most insane and utterly futile thing I have ever seen and why do it on a plane?

[VirusakeFatVersion]

If i was in that plane,i would probably detonate it. Good point TheHellenicFire, Adolf really left us to soon...

[letour81]

Ironic as it it....5 people died that day from swine flu in Israel. looks like some of them werent praying hard enough. top video tho

[AlBaShA13]

thats freaking funny

[ClaimhSolais]

they simple rock

[dvdragon]

Somebody better get these mothafrakn Rabbis off my mothafrak'n plane!

- Samuel L. Jackson

[removetube]

"throw the jew down the well"...or at least off the plane! LOL

[DogBoots77]

If this video won't turn people away from religion, nothing will. This is just beyond ridiculous.

[bogdanGNR]

@ 0:14 i think the plane's pilots were like: I'm a fuckin'shoot theese mf's

[TheHellenicFire]

Adolf, you left us too early!!

[dhulnoon]

lol, tht was funny

[prankmypants]

why do the wrong planes always crash n burn

[49935]

well said

[wh1t3smith]

lets see,will it work??