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  • dick

    

  • "im kinda cute" bwahaha wut the fujjj XD

  • The duck is peculiar

  • 2:36 Seconds feel like 2 days if you watch that......

  • "we don't sell any fruit" they have apples in the front

  • @lego1movies1 It's soda..

  • Skux~

  • it's driving me crazy CRAZY

  • Do you think you could...

    Do you think you could...

    Put it on my bill?

    TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Motherfucker.

  • Hey Got any grape Chapstick?

  • This duck obviously has memory problems

  • I am 13 and find the unsually funny lol funny and gay :)

  • Pretty stupid duck

  • i know every word in this song!!!!

  • This duck must be pretty stupid.. I mean the lemonade guy already bought him some in The Duck Song 1

  • Kid:Can you tell me another duck story?

    Guy:FUCK NO GET OUTTA HERE!

  • ..And the duck waddled down to the corner store "waddle waddle" and said to the lady who looked like a whore waddle waddle.

  • @SuperSpaceman88 That 10 seconds of my life reading this was better than 2:38 watching this. Thank you .

  • In soviet Russia we have no grapes, only raisins.

  • funny

  • funny

    

  • That ATM machine is fake!

    It's just a poster!

  • lol love it sorry just the eaisyest stuff makes me laugh! :D :P

  • Successful troll was successful

  • OMFG... fuck all the people who tells it sucks they can shoot themselves, never heard a song that repeats itself??? smartasses

  • that duck has balls

  • top comments hmm. i could try it. POM POM POM

  • stupid mindless garbage only a retard goes to the same store and says do u think u could 3 times and says put it on my bill!!!!!!! wtf stupid ass duck of shit

  • It's a fucking song, you doofus! Lots of songs repeat lines! Go to a fucking school and learn about music! It doesn't have to make sense! It's just a song! Geez!

  • fuck this fucking song whoever made it should get shot

  • @RaulTheReal go choke on some grapes, you queer! DX this song is better than your ass!

  • HAHA love it it is sooooo hilariouse

  • FUCTTHIS DUCK IS SEXY

  • this reminds e of pwnstar4hire...

  • DOUCKEBAG

  • the person who sung this is a midget

  • Biggest troll

  • LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • till the very next day... LMAO xD

  • the Dick Song

  • LOVE THAT DUCK!

  • hahaha definately didnt get, put it on my bill until like 5 seconds after he said it haha. GENIUS!

  • xDDD

    

  • the squirrel song

  • man whata douch duck

  • kid: tell me another story

    mom: why dont you just go to bed, my throat hurts

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  • CUTE!!

  • Omg Fuckin shoot the duck Now the madness must stop here

  • Duck: Hey! Got any grapes?

    Woman: We have grape flavored condoms

  • @Steven77769 Duck: Nay! those are kinda dumb

  • @Steven77769 hahahaha u crazy. lol

    

  • @Steven77769

    Duck: they are dumb bomb

  • gay

  • I can't believe this has so many hits lol

  • Can you put it on my bill? Was that a double entendre?

  • Kid "Tell me another duck story"

    Mom "How about you shut the fuck up"

  • That ATM turns me on.

  • @heidithiessen why? O.o

  • @heidithiessen what the freak?

  • i hate this but its on my favorites to get pll mad

  • @heidithiessen unlucky for you only money and credit cards go in the atm

  • WOW that duck must love grapes like me i love grapes

  • legit still:)

    

  • still think the first one is better

  • i would have shoot the duck and maybe eat it

  • 51,000 likes?

    51,000 morons.

  • 1:40 Get it? Ducks, duck tape... lols

  • isnt it ironic when she says DUCK-tape

  • Waited through all of that and thought this just wasted my time until the duck said "Can you put it on my bill?" and then thought, totally worth it. Sly puns for the win! hahahahahaha bill

  • im so gonna strangle that duck 0.0 hunting season or not that is the most annoying duck in the world 0.0

  • And the duck said im kinda cute and h waddled away waddle waddle ......

  • Interesting....

  • her boobs are showing

  • Troll duck...

  • whats with this duck and fucking grapes

  • This duck really loved grapes

  • This is so funny! :D

  • WhY???

  • The machine in the back says slut...

  • if that duck ever did that shit to me id shank it in the face

  • Naughty language bitches

  • ppl have some fun u dont have to be hating on the little ducky! its pretty funny just have funn and laugh a bit!

  • I love this video! :)

  • Your annoying

  • that just waisted 2:36 of my life thanx

  • @beeler5 No for your information you wasted 2:51 because 2:36 watching the video and the extra 15 seconds to type your comment.

  • u kno,there was just a poster with a picture of an atm,no atm dogh.

  • i  like the first one

  • the woman shulda jus shot him the second time he asked for grapes...

  • THIS DUCK IS SOOO ENTERTAINING!

  • he aint cute u lie bitch

  • he isnt a dick he is a pussy

  • @littlefox726 it says slushies sum peeps hav messed up minds

  • When the duck walked up to the corner store, and he said to whore, runnin the store, HEY... got any grapes... the whore said noo we dont have grapes ... but for 5 cents yu'll get raped (: then he ran the fck away...woddle woddle... then he ran the fck away! woddle woddle woddle... and didnt come bak the very next day...

  • how did i get in the weird part of youtube ._.

  • do u think the thing in the background says sluts?

  • what is up with that duck and grapes

  • annoying man but i cant get it out ma head!!!!!

  • waddle waddle waddle - so catchy and so annoying

  • THAT DUCK IS A DICK

  • @Steven77769 You haven't seen the last song.

  • love it

    

  • thumbs up if there was 3 cracks on the pavement

  • This duck has some serious problems.

  • put it on my duck bill

  • i'm kinda cute XD

  • does anyone notice how the woman's face gets more ANNOYED everytime he comes?

  • @ilovesoccer1300 yes i do

  • @ilovesoccer1300 no we can only see the duck -,-

  • i thought he would say the whore runing the store

  • I DON'T GET IT

  • :)

  • Get it put it on my bill hahaha

  • why can't he walk into a chinease takeaway, at least it would be more entertaining as crispy duck :P

  • the cheesiest 2 and half inutes of my life

  • @aglefed and the other 6 seconds?

  • @aglefed the honey bear tops it

  • I like the duck when he says he is cute he is true and he forgot about how he is stupid

    Women: We just sell fruit

    Duck: I'm kinda cute

    I really like when he says put it on my bill:)

  • When Your Watching The Second One xD You Have No Life

  • I just reacted out this whole thing in the corner store...

    That bitch called the manager..

    Let's just say, i won't be going back to that store anymore.

  • When is hunting season?

  • @hardcorePKMNbro LMFAO !! LOOOOL LMAOOO <3

  • @hardcorePKMNbro

    kill the woman ditching the duck, not the duck, oh and bring me roasted duck

  • @hardcorePKMNbro WHY DO YOU CARE IF IT"S HUNTING SEASON!?!?!?!

    I'll kill that piece of shit if I see him regardless if its hunting season or not.

  • hahaha i luv this <3 :)

  • 4589 people were harrassed by ducks when they were little.

  • this really hard for my baby sister

    

  • this is fake! ducks don't have lips!

  • Im kinda cuute :3

  • stuck in my head! singing this all night with my besties :) ? got any grapes ?

  • "Look im trying not to shout but please either buy something or get out, We dont sell fruit!"

    "Im kinda cute! =3"

  • "A duck walked up to the corner store, and he said to the woman; You look like a whore"

  • WHO THA FUCK WONT SONG FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRt

  • Wowwwwww duck song

  • Is it just me or does it say SOPA on the bucket?

  • @magywiz23 It says S-O-D-A... -.-

  • SO FUCKIN STUPID!!!! LOL I LOVE IT!!!

  • HAHAHAHA OMG THATS SOOO FUNNY

  • SO ANNOYIN T_T

  • y ddnt they leave and buy grapes that night so the duck won't keep harassing them?

  • @tytymack219 no idea

  • THIS SONG SOUNDS LARA

  • HEY THIS SONG IS ALLEN

  • butttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttt! got aany grapes?

  • i would probe slit the ducks throat.

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  • fuuny i love this song

  • RUN DUCK THE PO PO IS COMIN!

  • in the drink it should have said eww that stinks

  • This would make an excellent 10 hour challenge...

  • well, that is one asshole of a duck right there!

  • When the Duck walked up to the corner Store, and "Fucked" the Women running the store

  • Seriously

  • Seriously

  • *when the duck walked up to to the corner store.. and he said to the women running store "your hot" *

  • anyoing

    orange is better

    lol!!!!!!!!!1

  • Does he actually take the chapstick :L

  • douchebag duck ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • "Your kinda, cute" wtf.

  • DUCKY TAPE!

  • 1:45 She has tape made of DUCK? ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

  • @awesomeproducties Duct tape.

  • @awesomeproducties Actually, duct tape was made by the US government, the name was given because it repels water, like a ducks feathers.

  • Hey got any grapes?!?!?!

  • I LOVE THIS! I hate how they changed the 3rd one...

  • lol

    

  • lol this is so funny and i dont even like grapes lol :)

  • Troll face.

  • lol this is funny

  • this thing sucks

  • shut bobos5c you dont even have a life dumbass