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  • Actually yes the train drivers are the ones who drive and take control of the train but the person who is in charge of the trains is the one controls the train sometimes by speed and they make the train traffic lights to go red so the train has to stop. Oh and nearly all of ur taxes u pay go the army.

    ;-)

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  • they stop the prevent the train from over heating so the train wont explode i mean engine

  • if they speed up the train can derail and kill you a long with 100's of other passengers

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  • met dogs think they're the men in black. they're rediculous!

  • your funny bro cos you speak the fucking truth

  • The public transport in melbourne should be free anyway. whether it's funded by government funding or the tax payer or the system it self is using really advanced technology to run the system.

  • Best thing that happened to me on a train was that guy who talks loudly like you were talking about was showing off, trying to get everyone to hear what he was saying. He was talking about how he pulled a knife on like 3 people the other day.... He didn't realize but there were 4 cops standing behind him.

  • You're a pretty funny dude, Teddy; but bitch please, you don't pay taxes.

  • I agree there is 2 people that talk really loud on the train i fell like wiring there mouth shut and saying its a train shutup, yeah the train does stop in the middle of nowhere its messed up.

  • WTF! we need a ticket to be on a platform thats fucked

  • LMFAO hahahahhaaha using a pen as a knife hahaha

  • i was on the train on my way to the city, when some bitch came sat next next to me will

    all her 12 year oldf friends and starting playing really loud RnB music thinking there reb or some shit i was like o.O then ones full on swearing and talking bout how she got drunk one night, like seriously! worst train ride of my life

  • i was on the train & some bogan lil kidd from one of the state skools stole my gum :O just ciz its on my bag doesnt mean its for u -.-' ffs

  • my dad's a train driver, and he has told me if you stop you're not allowed to tell the passengers the reason you have stopped. like ven if you run some one over you cant say you ran some one over.

  • So true

  • lol fuck

  • Metro trains suck, one time the train jsut stopping in the middle of no where and the lights turns off

  • HAH! Come to Brisbane! you don't need no ticket

  • 0:17 lol that smile was amazing idk why it just was. .. ahha

  • Just buy a myki and flash it, dont even need to have money in it

  • Public transport is nsw is fucking horrible

  • The fact that we need tickets is crap, i was at broadmeadows station a few days ago and i just walked onto the platform to get a drink from the vending machine and one of the workers asked me for a ticket. >_> I said i dont have a ticket and he told me to get off the platform. WTF!

    And the security is shit, When i was on the train some creepy guy tried to get my younger brother to go with him and was offering him free tickets some real creeps out there.

  • @AprilBruuu Im from nsw too and i know LOL

  • omg! the last bit about approaching the city and the train going like 3x slower! so fucking true! everytime I'm late, metro does this to me. every single time.

    oh and your videos crack me up. can't believe you're just 17. wog lifffeee! hahah. keep it up.

  • all the tax money goes to pony rides for the MPs and prostitutes

  • What is a bogan.. ? Im from nsw so thats probbly why i dont know.

  • @AprilBruuu

    ummmmm you call yourself aussie? im from nsw too they're everywhere

  • Hate bogans

  • Man that's so true I the bogans like my mate lives near a train station in Brisbane and I'm from the central coast NSW and I catch the trains here and they are good but up there they are so shit like wtf is Erin with people's higene these days

  • I have only been on the train once (Mum doesn't let me use public transport) and, to me, I got the impression all ticket inspectors think they're topshit. Seriously, all they do is check if people have tickets! Not that important. Btw I'm from Sydney, public transport is dangerous here...

  • australian guys are hot <3 but your ok i love blonde ones

  • The trains in melborne are privatly owned, taxes have no effect on making them good

  • A transport experience I had one day. I was watching this from another carriage but there was a bunch a of girls teenagers and they had babies, like wtf? and they were changing one of the baby's pissy nappies, after they rolled it up they started playing catch with it. Like who the fuck does that shit. And one of the girls threw it and the nappy exploded every where. Stunk like piss and all they did was laugh and move into another carriage leaving the mess their. Fucking sick cunts. .

  • in sydney u dont

  • i say to junkes take this it's pot they walk away

  • There's always that one hot person on the bus/train !

  • funny how everything you say is exactly the same as it is in the Western Sydney region , Liverpool, Para, Bankstown etc.. but worse! :/

  • The trains stop to give way to other trains, I found out the other day cos we were stopped for like 10mins so the driver made an announcement about it

  • im from melbourne, and one i was on a train, and this ranga girl pulled out heriphone and her big as fucken headphones, and starts playing her music.. she forgot to plug her headphones in, and she was playing i just had next to a really old woman.

  • This is interesting, i live in Perth and hardly any of this happens, ever! Trains will always be on time. But buses are always late. Although.. there was once an aboriginal lady was completely nude (drunk and passed out) lying in the middle of the walkway of the train. Its was really bad and someone took a photo of it as posted it on facebook.

  • what line do you catch Teddy? Might see you around :)

  • @megabobu YES!! =D

  • i love sydne best city in the world !!!!!!!!

  • 46 people are ticket expectors

  • @fastfij2302 They must love tickets if they’re expecting them

  • haha lovely conversation

  • On Sydney's trains when someone vomits they just cover it with saw dust. I don't know when it gets cleaned up? Sick

  • perth is fine it could be better but it's still good but wtf is wrong with melbourne i'm happy i dont live there

  • i love the waay teddy says WAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

  • Whenever I take the bus somebody is ALWAYS singing. STFU

  • I'm Arab and from Melbourne guess I'll see ya round Teddy.

  • faaarkk... wat a shit hole! what line do u catch? sydnaham?

  • Love the way you always say" WAT THE FUCKKKKK"!!!!!!! hahahahhaha

  • holy shit again(your experiences)

  • Australia has WORSE PUBLIC TRANSPORT THAN INDIA! FUUUUU

  • There is always, ALWAYS this huge asian family that all shout to eachother in their respective language, but they sound like they are fucking starting a war! It's like, FOR FUCK SAKE, SHUT UP! Then, these skate boarder cunts come on the train, judgin everyone harshly, when they look like they came from the tracks themselves! Then, the fuckign Collingwood supporters, my fucking god. Them cunts try to start EVERYONE, it's like, fuck off, I'm here with my family, get fucked, Victoria is so shit >_>

  • @ImMrTeddy

    bro exactly the same here in Sydney, especially when you said when going to the city and it stops in the middle of no where.

    80 bil Trains bro. lucky i got a car these days.

  • every time time the train stops on the tracks before flinders i'm afraid that ill be stuck there for like 6 hours 

  • When i was 11 i caught the train home i was just about to talk to the driver because i have social phobia i was a tiny bit slow but anyway i was about to talk to him when he's just like "f*cking hurry up would you!" out of nowhere and i was like ummm ok O_O and than he's like "get on the goddamn bus and sit the f*ck down!" and i was like what the hell man!? seriously and i am a girl too god have some respect what a lousy bus driver...

  • 46 people are ticket inspectors....

  • @TheBennyboyMusic 47 people

  • true sydney is the fucking work people chuck a shit in the train and people get raiped in there

  • u bought a ticket on the bus?

  • nice knife

  • do you go to water gardens station cause thats were i get on every day at 7:00am

  • im in melbourne two i think ive seen you if i see u again all say hi

  • this fuckin guy said hed hit my brother head off wiht his bug hero scooter the kids was like 13 and fuckin smoking marwana on de trrain and he tought he was tough and cool and shit and i was wearing pnk bro his voice hadent evern cracked yet its like WTF

  • In Perth they ask for a ticket if u exit the train station so your aloud to wait out the front but to actually enter the platform u buy the ticket and they let you throuh the gates so you cant get caught out.

    Biggest problem is private school faggots with HUGE backpacks piss me off i push em over when they bump me.

  • two words. sooo true!

  • on every train at sydney theres always, the dodgey old guy, the lovebirds, pedophile, loud school girls, people with there music up really loud and the stupid bitch that talks loud on the phone

  • i dont get how the weather is cold then you get on either the bus or train then they put on the air con, i was like wtf then your complain about the pollution bullshit

  • @Jasily2345 I was a yr 7 last yr and holy fukn shit bro none of us were loud- then this year- "hehehe I had my period yesterday i have PMS" no1 gives a fucks u dumb slut XD

  • Sydney transport is bloody hopeless. Forget about the hygeine issues. Just focus on getting off that train without getting stabbed/raped/gangraped/shot/t­hrown on to the tracks

  • i never knew you need a ticket to be on a platform wtf?

  • 46 ppl who watched this must be train drivers or ticket inspectors lol

  • I absolutly hate year 7's on the bus they are so fucking loud

  • trains arnt the problem in brisbane its the buses and i dont pay for my train ticket i just jump them and ther is always this group of hardcore faggs looking at u staring u down

  • trains arnt the problem in brisbane its the buses and i dont pay for my train ticket i just jump them and ther is always this group of hardcore faggs looking at u staring u down

  • lol sydney is just fine...nothing wrong with it...only problem is, is that you dont know if ur gonna get your dick sucked today or end up getting stabbed.

  • This is so true. I go to Melbourne 5-6 times a year and use trains everytime I go there. There is always a creepy old man that talks to you, an Asian with a bunch of groceries, an Asian wearing prostitutey looking clothes, a guy with a bike, a group of private school fucks and a group of fucking feral 15 year old girls.

  • @kristymayk9 THIS NOT WORSE, than sydney trains bro PEAK PERIOD.

    believe u would hate life, people smell like rotten egg, abo kunts or junkies with bikes, asians who look like transexuals, Government and Social Worker who wont give up seat for anyone to seat, Indian fuking TRAIN CREW, cnt understand shit when they say the next stop, people raise their arm up and armpit is in ur face. WTF

    TRAIN DOESNT WORTH $4.60, FUCK THAT SHIT.

  • @kristymayk9 What's so wrong about private schools?

  • @kristymayk9 were the girls hot?

  • bad boys 2

  • I fking hate metro fuk me dead

  • in perth we dont need tickets to wait for mates.

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  • so fking true...and the inspectors are dogs. and yes the train always stops just before flinders...

  • God... I had a train trip to get to an appointment once, and there's an all girl's school in between my station and the station I had to get off at. Even with my noise cancellation headphones and my iPod on max volume, I could not hear one of Powerman 5000's songs, a Power Metal artist, over their conversation, and we were at opposite ends of the carriage. Literally, I could not hear one single lyric or chord played at all until the bitches got off.

  • I HATE BUS SMELLS IT MAKES ME NAUSEOUS. BLEGHH :S

  • hehehe me and 3 other me's

  • I went to flinders st today and the train stopped JUST BEFORE the station for like 5 minutes. Another time on my way home I run across a really busy road to the tram with its doors open get there and the driver goes. And tram drivers WATCH THE F***ing road!!!(eg if you are stopped in front of a tram and then the tram just goes wtf??) so you don't rear end my car again

  • so fucking true !! cityrail in sydney is 10 times worst though

  • I love graffin the bus and trains 

  • lols i havent paided for a ticket in ages cause im pretty and blonde lols i just do the 'ohh the the tall man at the counter gave me this one' and do the sad face and say 'am i going to get a fine :('

  • you used to be good, but now you just bored me.. thats ashamed

  • ahahahahahh.....dont swear at me and "shit".....ahahahahah

  • these videos describe daily life in australia pretty well keep it up lol

  • perth is horrible. sometimes you wait there for an hour, and the train doesnt even show up -.- then a security guard , after seein u stand there for an hour will walk up to you and say "oh.. yeah... train drivers are on strike again today".. its like wtf... ... u let me stand here looking at the tracks for an hour before u tell me that? maybe we should just all go on strike and refuse to use the transport system untill it doesnt smell like human feaces.

  • your a legend seriouslyy!!!!!!!! loveee your vedios hahahaha sydney is worse though

  • bro SYDNEY is fuking WORSE

    believe me, random kunt starring at you, Gay people with make up, train smell like someone chucked a wank or something, overcrowded, people smell like shit. random stop for at least 7 min, SO annoying.

  • @royalblade17 agreed!! i lost my licence and im dying! everyone stares at you and talks to you... what the fuk!!!

  • @royalblade17 agree

  • @royalblade17 ik im frm syd and its like a junkk yerd and i live in the fuckin worst area fuckin drugos and everyhtinhg

  • @royalblade17 thank god i live in canberra

  • @royalblade17 dude ikr?? racist cunts i go to a school in boganville and i live in hornsby these fucking 10 year old faggots that are smokin some shit come up to you and like "Stupid fuckin asian fight me bitch" and their stupid gay ass boards and shit then go on the train you quiet some fagget of public push you out of way and like "Stupid children you should let public first" then they fcukn threaten to call your schoool or some shit.....

  • @royalblade17

    bro Livo station..enough said

  • tax money goes to abos man.

  • @KingpinSYD fuck off ya racist cunt.

  • didn't you buy a ticket on the bus?

  • well in one of my train rides i had a bloody couple of people a man and a girl talking about sex and i am only 14 and she looked like a fukin 40 year old bitch whore and the guy was only like fukin 18 or somethin and they were talkin so fukin loud the whole train could probably hear them!!!

  • plastic cops....

  • HAHAHA ticketguys...known as PLASTIC COPS :L

    seriously...i had a school bus pass & it had my mother's address but that afternoon i went to my dads,which is a different address & the guy was full staunching me,saying i should buy a new one bla bla bla...and i had to get off the bus. seriously,its sickening. All i want to do is get the fuck home from a long day At school !!!!

  • this is so true! especially bout the conversation

  • I agree, teddy, can you be prime minister? I think you'll make the world a better place. And if not the world, at least Australia. :)

  • I agree, teddy, can you be prime minister? I think you'll mak the world a better place. And if not the world, at least Australia. :)

  • LMAO the ticket inspectors! so true! with their giant coats n all, saw one get stuck in a train and split from his 2 ticket inspector cronies the other day.

  • aww i thought u were from sydney :(

  • in melbourne in the bus they hundreds of seats but the a old person always sits next to you

  • me and 3 other mes

  • I hate it when stupid people on the bus close the window after u have just opened it!!!!!

    if u are cold put a fucking jumper on!!!!

  • EVERYTHING IS SO TRUE oh melbourne

  • THIS IS LIKE MY LIFE STORY ! everyday i have to put up with sydney's shitty transport system! lmao its ll so true especially the junkie that sits next to you HAHA always happens to mee!

  • My bus is ALWAYS 10-30 minutes late or doesn't show up there is only 1 bus every 3 hours.

  • I love that comment..." I pay my taxes...."..Do you?? then why the fuck are you travelling on a concession ?? Do you buy a concession when ur on ur lunch break, and on ur way to put in your dole form??

  • Experience 1: bus driver was high, singing to tik tok and dropping people off at their houses instead of bus stop

    Experience 2: train is canceled 4 stations before stop then wait for replacement bus for half an hour then bus is cancelled then have to walk and be 2 hours late for school

  • in perth we dont have to have a ticket to be on the plat form

  • @calvinchoe100 when i lived in perth i did but i bullshited it with smartcard

  • Haha yer I know man I have the same problem, same train. It always stops at that one spot lol.

  • bluddy had the most retarded bus driver and i asked for "may i please a have a 70cent concession" and the bus driver said "where are you going" and i said "to my school which is in belmont" and he replied back saying "you need to travel on a 1 dollar concession" and i said "no you and i always travel on a 70c concession" like 70cents in perth can get you a good distance somewhere when its vaild but to this bus driver its not. i was this close on swearing at the bus driver becuase he was an ass

  • bro the train does smell like ass its sooo fuucking annoying ... what the fuuck is that shit..

  • Pretend to sleep when the fuckass inspectors come

  • i love it:)

  • Inspectors in casual, what the fuck, mother fucker i can buy a $2 dollar badge too and say im the public transport inspector.

  • haha one time i was on the train and all i could hear (and probably the rest of the carriage too) was some emo bitch talking about her failed suicide and comparing her cuts to her friend and saying how depressed she was

  • Never been on public transport

  • i fucking love this wog!!!! MAKE A VID ON THE PRIME MINISTER

  • there are 41 ticket inspectors

  • Oh I fucking hate peak hour v/lines from Bacchus Marsh. They are old creaky trains that go like 10kms an hour and it takes like 30 minutes just to get from Melton to Sunshine. Fucking ridiculous.

  • haha Classic Cragieburn train line.. bloody stop just before North Melbourne!!

  • Sorry to tell you this gangstagirl but you need to learn how to spell

  • You have a lot of common sense and a strong attitude about it. At 18 (or under, not sure of your age but I remember you saying you were underage in the 1st vid) that's pretty good. Insight will come with age, but you seem to have a good foundation. Good luck in whatever you choose to do.

  • I hate when the train driver tells you what stop is next and because he/she is an import you can't understand what their fcuking saying.

  • Fuck off teddy bear its all part of the game buddy wake up to reality mate ok seriously i dont wanna sound like a winger like you are about shit but fiar enought its true what you are saying and i like it but cant you tell likre maybe someone who gives a fuck and not just some 15 year old computer nerd com one m8 but you ok i like it cause you have the right words right sexy

  • "i don't know about other states, but here in Melbourne" I never knew melbourne was a state.

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  • Hardd!! At sydney u need a ticket too nn da fuknn ticket inspectors once walked up to me nn go weres ur ticket i gave em nn dey go ur not a concession nn im like yer i am do i look 30 nn dey started swearin at me too!!! nn da officer acts like dis hard kunt sayin ayy dont be a fuknn smartass nn im just standin der nn im like ohh yer say walla nn my mates crack up laughin btw they didnt say shit to my mates its coz im arab isnt it -__- lool

  • @GangstaGirlzDoItBeta moron wake up to ya self sexy boy

  • @Tims1s2s3

    Ummm buddy im a girl

    nn how da fuk am i a moron

    nn i have woken up to myself oritee

  • @Tims1s2s3 go piss the bed little man

  • Mate, taxes go to plenty of other things other than the metro system. Also, trains can't always go as fast as you want them to because that is not what they were built for. They have a timetable and they stick to it so if you are late, catch an earlier train? And of course you need a ticket to be on the platform. It is the easiest and most time efficient way to make sure you have paid to use the train.

  • baaadd!! i hate tiket inspectors.

    

  • Your like superwog

  • @MegaBubblegum4 Better than Superwog

  • same shit in sydney

  • @maxboydie Better

  • Hurry up a little bit pllleeassee

  • ahahahahha u fucking crack me up ! yeahh i was on a train and there was noone on it and this fuking fat lady comes and sits nexto me and starts going on about her hair die .. and im just likt WTF . and then she asks me where i live so i tell her i like some other place and then she goes AHH U FUKING FUK I FUKING TOLD YA ! EEHHH GO HOME and im like whaat ! u talking to me ! and she goes ohh nahh babe it was my friend ... THERES NOONE IN THR FUKING CABBIN BUT US TO U FUKING SKITSAFRENIC WHORE !

  • lol @@ his hand actions :)

  • @shetballs why did you comment to yourself?

  • @1234azzamacca1234 lol, i think he fucken did XD

  • SO true at the stop in the middle of the tracks haha didnt kno u where from Melbourne lol niice