What's the fuck is so perverted about a guy wanting to see a sexy woman's legs? What's so disgusting about that?
Nobody would bat an eyelash if it was a woman asking a big, buff guy to show off his body, but because it's man wanting the same from a woman, everybody's ready to lose their lunch.
Since when did male sexual attraction for females become something gross, something to be insulted and degraded?
@sigmaK9 seriously?? its a 2 minute episode.. its just for laughs, dont make this into a debate about sexual double standards. its not that serious. its comedy.
Then, why is it only comedy when a man's sexual attraction to a female is openly sneered at ("you pervert, you disgusting pig") but never the reverse?
When's the last time you've seen any modern-day comedy where a female sexuality was mocked or insulted, even lightly?
Can't remember?
That's cuz female sexuality is a sacred cow, you can't slaughter it without facing the wrath of the gods, but male sexuality? Easy target! That's because it's not respected.
you know when its late and its dark and you stare at videos so long you feel out and free........... uhh hey sorry that was my friend uhh he get weird at night
@MrsRollercoastergirl They have a script on what they are going to do in the future stop spamming suggestions.. if they asked your damn suggestion they would make a video but they haven't so shut up
I just started watching this series today and i've watched almost all episodes. I never watched it cause most stuff machinma puts out is complete crap. But i gave this a chance and this is my second most favorite sires. All your history is numba 1.
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Okay, now for something completely irrelevant to the video itself; I love Google Chrome! When the video plugin crashed, it displayed a "Sad Mac" like puzzle piece. Sad Puzzle Piece FTW! =D
matt le blanc was a main character in lost in space (a sci fy movie that bombed at the box office)... check out the nostalgia critic he does a review of it its hilarious lol
@travis94falle Not in the slightest
DJM0R1 17 hours ago in playlist Season 1
Travis94falle no ......
Kaiser282 23 hours ago
Anyone find these pretty lame?
travis94falle 1 day ago
Sonic For Hire: Super Pitfall.
vissova 1 day ago
I don't even care about this video after seeing this avenger add
BiGdaddyM100 2 days ago
sonic for hire the imposible game
doughxDude87 4 days ago
THANK CHRIST FOR ADDS!!!!!
WordedDrake 5 days ago
@WordedDrake Avengers?!
BiGdaddyM100 2 days ago
@1:36
BuddermilkPwn3dU 6 days ago
WACKK YUUU wAGMAANN!!!
deblue9x 1 week ago
Blanka makes poundcake: I'd like some pound cake!
CommanderCoward 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
sonic for hire in SONIC x_x
dandan6365 1 week ago
@dandan6365 if thats made then the world is divided by zero of a kind of time paradox.......thing
ChaosWolfDark 1 week ago
thumbs up if for the whole time you just watched eggman sonic, and tails
Bogmireandluigi 1 week ago in playlist lol's Part 3
sonin for hire limbo
rybrentmannftw 1 week ago
I really hate pants guy
SuperRedeyedemon 1 week ago
What the hell is up with everybody's bad spelling?
kirbyfan1005 1 week ago
sonic for hire dance dance revolution
MegaKiba 2 weeks ago
Sonis for hire: Ledgend of Zelda
Deidara90430 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@Deidara90430 already happened
MBlueFlame 1 week ago
@MBlueFlame Ohh right gay liink
Deidara90430 1 week ago
Sonic for hire: Prositiute
CPPSVideoV3 2 weeks ago
Sonic for Hire: StarFox. Plzzzzz?
5milesprower493 2 weeks ago
Sonic for Hire: monster kokster.
xMrSandman09 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
GOD DAMMIT
ThebassTherockThemic 2 weeks ago
@wafflez60 They Did Pacman
ASHTREFISHER 2 weeks ago
Who you calling pinhead?
Lishy1 2 weeks ago
thats all you need for 1 million views huh
brainstem46 2 weeks ago
1:51 Fu-u-u-u-u--u-u--u-u-u-u-uck you Eggman!
Doxi3000xdsaboc 2 weeks ago
Show idea, put sonic hired in super mario bros
mzizzamia 3 weeks ago
Dumb
theshowhitshard 3 weeks ago
this is extremely unfunny
Boneszee 3 weeks ago
Sonic for hire call of duty or sonic for hire pacman
wafflez60 3 weeks ago
Sonic For Hire : Minecraft
TheHOP88 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
300$
MISSYOUMOSSIE 3 weeks ago
Classic! these episodes make my day every time
K0I02 3 weeks ago
200 $ on Chun Li being able to crack walnuts between her muscle legs :)
Vollification 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
LOL
SonicStormHD 3 weeks ago
@sigmaK9: no eggman asked her to do a high kick a really really high kick, not to see her legs but to see her panties
KaruLegendaryPKK 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Sonic for hire: tekken
Blazingwheel 3 weeks ago
This is stupid
SEPHIROTHSMASTER 3 weeks ago
Sonic called Eggman a pervert.
What's the fuck is so perverted about a guy wanting to see a sexy woman's legs? What's so disgusting about that?
Nobody would bat an eyelash if it was a woman asking a big, buff guy to show off his body, but because it's man wanting the same from a woman, everybody's ready to lose their lunch.
Since when did male sexual attraction for females become something gross, something to be insulted and degraded?
sigmaK9 4 weeks ago
@sigmaK9 seriously?? its a 2 minute episode.. its just for laughs, dont make this into a debate about sexual double standards. its not that serious. its comedy.
MermaidHunHun 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@MermaidHunHun :
Then, why is it only comedy when a man's sexual attraction to a female is openly sneered at ("you pervert, you disgusting pig") but never the reverse?
When's the last time you've seen any modern-day comedy where a female sexuality was mocked or insulted, even lightly?
Can't remember?
That's cuz female sexuality is a sacred cow, you can't slaughter it without facing the wrath of the gods, but male sexuality? Easy target! That's because it's not respected.
sigmaK9 3 weeks ago
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sigmaK9 4 weeks ago
It was this guy I sware. LATER DUDES!!!!
Wait no! F**K YOU EGGMAN!!!!!!
YoshiLuigiMario 1 month ago
wth this is so f awsome
SonicndAmyForever1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
It's street fighter 2 not street fighter
potterriddle9 1 month ago
thumbs up if you almost finished street fighter 3
zakisdabomb1 1 month ago
Sonic for hire: Tekken
brolawful1 1 month ago
thumbs up if you were paying more atention 2 da dudes fighting than 2 sonic
wweimpactfan 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
sonic for hire: King of fighters
FusionAJ93 1 month ago
Chronic & Fails! Hahaha!
KazamaJindevilwithin 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 75
lol he calls chung lee girl jacky chan
thenewboy12elk 1 month ago
@thenewboy12elk lol you call Chun-Li chung lee
ZenciVer2 1 month ago
*sees title*
This is gonna go so fucking bad.
mrXD57 1 month ago
you know when its late and its dark and you stare at videos so long you feel out and free........... uhh hey sorry that was my friend uhh he get weird at night
tark131 1 month ago
eggman really has to wtf get away from my car you assshole damnit
tark131 1 month ago
Sonic fr hire: bubble bobbble
doggynolikey 1 month ago
@doggynolikey he already killed them from bubble bobble under under orders from mario
kickass2557 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
" With a crouch, and block"
MrsRollercoastergirl 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Sonic Fot Hire: Sonic Dating Service
( Amy Rose)
MrsRollercoastergirl 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 94
@MrsRollercoastergirl watch sonic for hire: wrestlemania
TheDustyHusky 3 days ago
@MrsRollercoastergirl How does someone get thumbs up if that cant even spell for...
0mgITSthatPro 3 days ago
@MrsRollercoastergirl They have a script on what they are going to do in the future stop spamming suggestions.. if they asked your damn suggestion they would make a video but they haven't so shut up
0ZoneGamings 9 hours ago in playlist Season 1
@0ZoneGamings I know that but did you really have to pick on the one person out of thousands who have made a suggestion?
MrsRollercoastergirl 2 hours ago
FAILS XDDDDD
MysterioBerlin 1 month ago
"F*ck you Eggman!!!!" LMFAO
EspadaUlquiorra04 2 months ago
knock it off perv!!! lol
SeraphicCharm13 2 months ago
LMFAO, the Chun-Li jokes were so racist.
linon3000 2 months ago
what,s up about red and blue backgound
haloreachlover99 2 months ago
@MattLikesToComment I dont get homework, i just watch sonic for hire :D
TheWebkinzlover2001 2 months ago
YOU SUCKED AT LOST IN SPACE!!!
KnoxCarbon 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
hey mat la blanka! lol
hawsks 2 months ago
lol
MrLarryorr 2 months ago
I wonder if Sonic mispronounced Blanca's name on purpose or accident.
TobiasBoon1980 2 months ago
FUCK YOUUU EGGMAN... hahaha
youngBLOOD464 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
pause exeactly at 1:43
TheBubbypower 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Just to funny
212zombie 2 months ago
It from skyrim a gaurd says "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"
Ghostsdeath94 2 months ago
Sonic: Fuck... you... egg.. man!!!!
SuperSonic1085 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
i like this eggman, his joker
reissyboy64 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
I couldn't stop laughing.
DravenWolfe 2 months ago
Cronic & Fails lmao I cant take this
kingcurt101 2 months ago
Hey Matt Le Blanka, You sucked in Lost in Space! lol
goldensolder44 2 months ago
do do do do do im bored and watching this
mackintac555 2 months ago
I was waiting for Electric Thunder.
hughlingard 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
1:05 - 1:09
What did eggman say in there?
Sorry, english is not my mother language
XXshirokuroXX 2 months ago
@XXshirokuroXX "eggman needs to find beerman, he's a getting loooooow. refill!"
THEPUREAWESOME87 2 months ago 2
wrong the answer is lower case l
isaac55678 2 months ago
chumlee?
exerminator2000 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
qwertyuiopasdfghjkzxcvbnm what letter is missing subcribe and i give you paciffic answer
isaac55678 2 months ago
@isaac55678 L
sotike00 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@isaac55678 L
schlepter304 2 months ago
Lmao
TheRandomnessx7 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
fuuuuuuck you egg mannnnn
Zorastorm32 2 months ago
Fuck Your Orange Juice
SkyCarey92 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Best timing ever. When Eggman said "Hey fox guy someone just keyed pecker face in toe side of the tornado" my dad said Oh baw baw bum.
cecil749 2 months ago
Blanca = Sonic + Pikachu
ZXShadow1 2 months ago
Actually, Tails sounds a lot like Breckin Meyer...
RyanLuckyNinko 2 months ago
Funny episode ever
SimonSaysWeCanParty 3 months ago
Girl Jackie Chan. LOL
chrono4203 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
"Watch and learn dipshit." LMFAO xD
angelkiller231 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Thumbed down because you called Robotnik "Eggman".
jaymthegenius 3 months ago in playlist More videos from machinima
Finally an original funny concept on this channel
JackIsASexyMf 3 months ago
I just started watching this series today and i've watched almost all episodes. I never watched it cause most stuff machinma puts out is complete crap. But i gave this a chance and this is my second most favorite sires. All your history is numba 1.
halo6534 3 months ago
1:01 sexy legs
AreWeFamousNow 3 months ago
Kronick should be Sonics new name
Damosian 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
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i do retro games in my channel or old games. i put a lot of effort in my videos, but i just get 3 to 5 views a day so if you could sub to me and leave a comment recommending a game ill subscribe back to you a like also helps ill like your featured video if you like mine please help
Dakar41 3 months ago
he called blanca shrek Lmao
freddelgadillo1986 3 months ago 144
@freddelgadillo1986 lol its funnier for me cuz shrek is on rite now
rapiddog1999V3 2 months ago 2
I could totaly see chuns tit
therealzenox0z 3 months ago
lmfao 5 kudos xD
amvfan82 3 months ago
if you pause at :58 the chick looks like a Guy and the Guy looks like his face explodes
emodylanfreak 3 months ago
hey! Mat la Blanca!
FoolishClefsienna 3 months ago
I laugh so hard
wesker959 3 months ago
Who's watching Sonic for Hire instead of doing homework?
MattLikesToComment 3 months ago 851
@MattLikesToComment Keep doing that and you will end up like Sonic when grow up.
DatblackguyG 3 months ago 3
@DatblackguyG lol. I know. But it's soo fun, right?
MattLikesToComment 3 months ago
@MattLikesToComment wtf... that's exactly what i'm doing
boomboxxking 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment im watching it while i do my homework.
KyutoAbridged 3 months ago
@MattLikesToComment
ok really
how did you gues :D
nasko0076 3 months ago
@MattLikesToComment Whats's homework again.....
SkullyGibs 2 months ago 54
@SkullyGibs YES!
LeeLaz2008 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment me
TheMegamanDevil 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment I'm watching this instead of working... lol...
graviron 2 months ago
@MattLikesToComment You just reminded me I have homework.
AgeAwkward 2 months ago
@MattLikesToComment That's exactly what I'm doing.
soradude1 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment Holy Shit!! how'd you know?
themetroidsuper 2 months ago 2
@MattLikesToComment me
HALOROKE 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment i gotta study for exams haha
BlueCoolSc 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment hey whos playing sonic instead if doing homework?
Spencer202 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment fuck homework facebook and youtube all the way!
evilgir161 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment Who has alrdy finished schoold and grown up instead of aking retarded comments?
MrMetsakurat 2 months ago
@MrMetsakurat Probably the same people who can type a simple sentence without making 1, 2, 3, 4...4 spelling mistakes!
madeforstupidcensor 2 months ago
@MattLikesToComment actually this kind of is my homework XD studying pixel animation
shadowconcert 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment 726 people are GENIUSES
KennexTheFox123 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment jesus
foxtrotlimadelta 2 months ago
@MattLikesToComment 768 people likes to watch sonic for hire instead of doing homework
robloxmatthew 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MattLikesToComment lot of likes you have there
AwesomeCowface 2 months ago
I laughed so hard when Eggman threw that bottle at the monster dude
xmenfan07 3 months ago
"hey fox guy, somebody keyed 'peckerface' on the side of the tornado, you should go check that shit out"
L0LM4N50 3 months ago
Sonic unleashing his Joe Buck inside of him....lol
maplejet 3 months ago
"Hey! Matt LeBlanka!"
and
Yo Eggman needs to find Beerman! He's getting loooooow..... REFILL!
MyDarkestFriend 3 months ago
Finally more stuff from the college university guys. LOVE IT, bring back the podcast.
Benieg83 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Tails: "BLANKA WITH A BIG SWIPE TO THE FACE!"
lol
MisterJonesification 3 months ago
Mega Man needs a job more than Sonic
Dman761 3 months ago
Sonic For Hire: Blazblue/Guilty Gear
althegamefreak 3 months ago
when is season 3 coming out?
superchaoscontrol1 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Sonic Needs Jobs? Seems like sega has at least one new one for him every year!
thepokekid01 4 months ago
thumbs up for season 3...
adsa1997 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I din't skip the add it was awsome! x)
SuperEvilVegeta 4 months ago
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkk yyyoooouuu eeggggmmmmmaaaannnn!!
kirbykirbo1 4 months ago
270 people got shocked by Matlablanca
MrEzman99 4 months ago
Lululul
Crazyplanfanhaha 4 months ago
LOL
RaygirlSar 4 months ago
269 people like mortal combat better than sreet fighter
drummr1313 4 months ago
@drummr1313 it's spelt Mortal Kombat, and it is better than Street Fighter but i haven't disliked....
MrTimmyCake 4 months ago
GIRL JACIKIE CHAN!!!! XD
MrTerumi12 4 months ago
fucking EGGMAN!!!!!!!!!! XD
MrTerumi12 4 months ago
Sonic sounds like mordicai from regular show :P
TheAngryVideoGamer66 4 months ago
well at least hes not an eggplant
stian531 4 months ago
am i the only one who thinks sonic sounds like jason Bateman
ajjjevans 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
lmfao robotnik is awesome hahahahha
MermaidHunHun 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I like how these videos end with the cool quote you are supposed to quote on youtube so people thumbs up!
rikkinodikki 4 months ago
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UltraPlazmer 4 months ago
lol "o yeah this sounds safe"
kokeanikilator 4 months ago
lmao eggman is an ass.
isamuokashii 4 months ago
girl jackie chan lol
silentevil77 4 months ago
eggman´s an asshole
TrekaXxx 5 months ago
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tsubaki43 5 months ago
Pause at 1:55 for Black and White.
ViciousPhantom 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Okay, now for something completely irrelevant to the video itself; I love Google Chrome! When the video plugin crashed, it displayed a "Sad Mac" like puzzle piece. Sad Puzzle Piece FTW! =D
r4shkaYTP 5 months ago
matt le blanc was a main character in lost in space (a sci fy movie that bombed at the box office)... check out the nostalgia critic he does a review of it its hilarious lol
hsballer09 5 months ago in playlist Sonic for Hire Season 1