Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill 2

[TactiVideos]

He would never be caught pressing X to not die

[PauseForGames]

Glorious footlong meatball? On hearty Italian bread? Yahtzee I'm as straight as a poker but I think you just turned me gay!

Now stick some lettuce, gherkins, BBQ sauce and a bit of salt in that bad boy and you got yourself some food of the GODS!

Now if only developers made games that good...

[hill506]

I love the pic at 3:30, made me laugh so much. PS: FUCKING A BURING DOLPIN?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU ON?!?!?!?!

[getdeclue]

Thomas the Train about to shoop de whoop Yahtzee, yea that is definitely a strange thing.

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[APHsealandrocks]

"An uber-masculine powerhouse repeatedly seen plundging his massive throbbing sword into the other monster's moist quivering bodies, which obviously symbolizes neo-conservative imperialism."

When i heard that, i just lost my fuck. I was probably going to subscribe anyway, but that just made sure i would.

[Voyeuryzm]

Right, I'm going to Sea World with a can of petrol...

[L0LyourFACE]

and the questionnaire wil go:

1) do you hate snakes? Yes (snakes will feature a fair bit)

2)are zombies scary? kinda (a few here and there)

3) are you afraid of the dark? No (the town will be well lit)

4) are you scared of trigonometry faced people? YES! (they will be around every corner)

O_o

[crazyty101]

someone tell yahtzee the first 3 games are going into a pack in HD

[uzay2000]

Silent Hill 2 is just like buttsex.

The obvious aspect is full of shit, but the experience is something you'll never forget.

[VoreTechz1985]

@uzay2000 LMAO! Too True... In a fucked up way... XD

[TTMemo]

@uzay2000 is it still worth to buy if you know the the ending already?

[uzay2000]

@TTMemo Yes. 

[axalara360]

quicktime events in a nutshell: press x to not die, now move the right stick up a bit to not die, congratulations you didn't die. 2 seconds later, press square to not die...

[sonicwraith777]

Trigonometry for a face... That made my day :)

[TheMinecraftBros12]

Jaaaaaaaamees

[kvak3r]

"The experience leaves you emotionally satisfied... like fucking a burning dolphin." Wait, WHAT?! Epic yahtzee is epic.

[TDUShelby]

"Falling down stairs makes me burp." SH4 reference.

"There was a critic here. He's gone now!" SH2 cafe reference.

I HAVE NO LIIIIIIIFE

[meg5493]

you know some say that it hasnt been 3 years since his wife died he only imagened it and it was only 3 weeks

[jmar4life]

one of my favorites reviews by far

[LeVancie]

Fucking a burning dolphin

[sonicdude8745]

BOND

[wesker919]

@sonicdude8745 LEAVE HIM TO ME.

[DarthRevan916]

I'd like silent hill: the zoetrope.

[WMellema]

james? james!?! JAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!

[Banzay27]

Nice to finally see his opinion of his cherished game laid out, if only to confirm that even such a rational person cannot help having bias. It's to be expected he'd point out the game's shortcomings, but he seems evade the overarching failure of game that stems from the sum of its downsides and overrates its one success which is its atmosphere. Some will laud the story is ingenious and introspective, and I won't deny they attempted such, but it's clear how shoddily the idea was put to practice.

[JamesIsHereBro]

That's fucking creepy...

My name's James, And I'm from Sunderland.

And the main character is called James Sunderland...

Eep

[EVIL1357]

@JamesIsHereBro Look out for pyramid head bro.

[Wrestlingthemeremix]

@JamesIsHereBro Hi jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

@JamesIsHereBro

Well unless you're very sexually repressed and receive phone calls from dead women I don't think you will need to be checking your closet before bed time.

[BloodWolf752]

@JamesIsHereBro so, avoid a town called "silent hill" like it has the plague, mate.

also if a letter comes in from your wife who's been dead for 3 years, its time to move to a new continent

[DanielAvelan]

@JamesIsHereBro don't be scared,Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaamess.

[mongolianape]

@JamesIsHereBro do you need some fog and a silent hill? or 2?

[Sam93Brown]

@JamesIsHereBro Mackem bastard!!!!!

[JamesIsHereBro]

@Sam93Brown

Oh lord, I'm guessing you're from Newcastle?

Blind hate isn't good you know.

[Sam93Brown]

@JamesIsHereBro No. Middlesbrough, and blind hatrid is only bad if its misplaced. Hatrid id by no means misplaced towards Mackems and Geordies.

[JamesIsHereBro]

@Sam93Brown

If you think I'm sort of chav, then I assure you I'm not. Quite the opposite actually.

There are a few outliers in the Mackem community, which, I hope I am one of them.

[Sam93Brown]

@JamesIsHereBro I said nothing about chavs. Your a mackem, thats bad enough.

[JamesIsHereBro]

@Sam93Brown

Sorry for being a Mackem then, can't change that though.

[thekrogg1]

@JamesIsHereBro It's sort of scary, but Sunderland is a place in the UK, and James is one of the most popular names in the UK. If there were a character called "Robert Ohio" no one would be very surprised that there were some similarities.

[MrFatalSilence]

Wow, this salsa is superb!

[RyuuHawke]

Gawd I just look at this ZP episode and already i'm remembering all the fear and nightmare I gotten from watching a lets play of this game.

[bdsorensen]

"Silent hill 2; It's like fucking a burning dolphin."

Well said, Croshaw. Well said.

[benbjamin1234]

I used to fuck burning dolphins, then I took an arrow to the (head explodes).

[TheInveditor1]

"press "x" to durpy do"

fell off my chair.

[reejis99]

I hate being a boat

[CidSilverWing]

Yahtzee has a very special way of saying "FFFucking", the "f" is super emphasized

[Zyrallus]

This game still amazes me. Too damn often do games give us nothing wrapped in a shiny package, when this game proves it works just fine the other way around.

[Dragyrn1456]

PRESS X TO NOT DIE

NOPE

[jackalerick]

i think im gonna f*ck a burning dolphin now

[catgeeks]

de craps a zoetrope?

[sasorithepuppet]

best game eva

[thethatonepony]

Like fucking a burning dolphin.

[gamerxavier8]

I named my character on Skyrim, 'JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES'

[Squiddyize]

Love it: "There was a critic here. He's gone now." :D:D

[boomerpro87]

E-mail me to get my uncel to kill your worst enemy and yatsee you basterd stop making the gams you like sound bad YOU DUSHE BAG

[WaffleIronMan91]

@boomerpro87 What the bloody hell are you on about? Learning to spell and form proper sentences seems to work best to get your point across.

[oReaperzzzx]

@boomerpro87

English next time

[warwatcher91]

@boomerpro87 You mad bro?

[Sarcasticyetsexygeek]

I watched my m8 play this game so many times and he's right on all accounts which is why we both rate it as our fav game series (up to 3- after that we have guns).

The atmosphere was the biggest part I feel

[h4mmerp4ntz]

Jaaaaaaaaaaames

[MsEvilShrew]

Trigonometry for a face :') Gets me every time

[catchyalata777]

"neo conservative imperialism"

You are God.

[brotherofAnubus]

BWUH?

[LUCASmfo]

MEATBALL FOOTLONG!

[mongolianape]

PWOAR???

[KarmaticArcade]

pyramid head = undead rapist???

[M1STAWU1FY]

@KarmaticArcade he's not even undead. He's like a mental projection...that rapes.

[KarmaticArcade]

@M1STAWU1FY sweet *goes and turns lights on*

[shan9usfc]

ABLOOGY WOOGY WOO

[iamnuff1992]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaames

[digitalzues13]

@iamnuff1992 hmm were have i heard that before?

[yourdemiseishere]

@digitalzues13 eh must be imagining things

[fotakatos]

I made the mistake of drinking tea while watching this. When I got to the part with fucking a burning dolphin I actually had to spit the stuff back into the cup so I won't choke to death.

[soobwhale]

Like fucking a burning dolphin.

Oh yes.

[mywifesafag]

on the ps2 version, I can control the camera to flip it around to where James if facing, but I can't figure out how to do it with the pc

[iamtheNoNamer]

It leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied like Fucking A Burning Dolphin!!!

[zion9731]

he's going to go crazy when he hears about about the silet hill 2 remake

[gillri]

best horro game I reckon

[DemwOriginal]

I like the fact that he hates games that he loves

[guguigugu]

"press X to not die" should be banned from videogames

[Lostprophetzzz]

@guguigugu Not all games...

games which do it well like Resident Evil and God of War (the game series which started QTE's) should still have it.

[shogunblade]

@Lostprophetzzz I hate saying it, but Yahtzee has highlighted the game that really started QTEs was Shenmue, a game for the Dreamcast. GOW and Resident Evil 4 just use it better than most games.

[Lostprophetzzz]

@shogunblade that is true. no more heroes uses it quite well too.

[nmgh101]

@guguigugu press die not to X

[Sephiroth6608]

trigonometry for a face....LOL

[Tphras12]

Cant wait 4 the hd collection to come out!

[indu111]

Come to silent hill, pick me up.........you twat ! XD lol

[muffinthewitch]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!!­

[OmegaWeaponX2]

thank you thank you thank you LONG LIVE SILENT HILL 2 no game will ever surpass this priceless gem of a masterpiece

[RamzeyXD]

Why would you fuck a burning dolphin??? Just why?!?

[PureZOOKS]

@RamzeyXD It's hot as hell?

Let me help you load that gun

[joethebluepikmin12]

pyramid head a.k.a that physcopath over there who rapes manicnans

[colboy1fish]

Blood for the bloodgod

[SparrowHeart1]

"Falling down makes me burp"

I HATE those enemies. :(

[jamonsuek]

i still coudnt get out of the freaken bathroom in the beginning of the game

[0prosthetics0]

Silent Hill 2, rated M for masterpiece! :D

[commander672]

Summon, Summon, Summon!

[onionknight777]

A big lad with triginometry for a face. :)

[onionknight777]

@onionknight777 I've seventy five likes on a comment? xDD Repeating the best parts does work! :D Thanks Zero Punctuation!

[TechUnadept]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaames

[miguy1989]

@TechUnadept Sunderland!

[xRocketzFighterx]

@TechUnadept

Sunderland

[crazyty101]

@TechUnadept suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuundeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeerlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd­ddddddd

[Roulette515]

@TechUnadept WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?

(My Real name is James)

[DreamSession606]

One of the best horror games of all time <3