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  • God, this guy that uploaded ISN'T THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC. Come on kids...

  • I liked this movie...

  • Cause I've got a golden ticket, I've got a golden ticket... I apologise, the law of Roald Dahl blatant ripoffs required me to sing that.

  • This was probably his best movie

  • 3:55 "To be, or not to be... ANNIHILATED!!!!"

  • Two Days to Retirment

    (saxophone playing a tune that sounds like obvious laughter) 

  • joke = nuts

  • that wasn't art carney it was robert prosky the dude from the natural art carney plays frank the second cousin who dies....BIG MISTAKE!!!!

  • @shanepumpedup322 he acknowledges that mistake in his Top 11 Fuck-ups video. he actually re-edited the video so that he got their names right and reposted it on his website. this is the original version.

  • Magic ticket my ass McBane

  • YES, PEOPLE, WE GET IT, IT'S A GENRE PARODY. HE ADDRESSED THIS MISTAKE. GET OVER IT.

  • What's with all the My Little Pony videos in the related videos?

  • The reason why i loved this film is because this is the origin of my favorite videogame character: Viewtiful Joe.

  • That awkward moment when you get robbed after leaving ur apartment having just watched Last Action Hero

  • To be... or not to be... ANNIAHLATED!

  • Schwarzenegger: It's a bomb!

    JC Denton: A bomb!

  • hmm NC must have been having an off day. calling a movie out for its cliches when the movie is poking fun of itself by using those EXACT cliches is kind of pointless. last action hero was funny and entertaining.

    RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!

  • I really like this movie.

  • The Slater movies were suppoused to be cliche. The critic missed the joke.

  • This looks like a Sidekicks parody with Anorld instead of Chuck Norris.

  • @MrLanturn2814 check out one of NC's top 11 fuckups. this is one of them.

  • The Nostalgia Critic very rarely misses the mark, but for me he lost it on this one. I found LAH to be an entertaining, fun and even provoking movie at times. Long story short, I loved it.

  • am i the only one who likes arnold?

  • that's robert prosky not art carney

  • the Jack Slater movies are SUPPOSED TO BE BAD!!

  • HAHAHA sonic says

  • Robert Prosky played Nick, not Art Carney,

  • @MrLantern2814

    He fixed that within a day of posting the review.

  • farmer - acres - achers - balls - pain = joke

    seriously, you're trying to hard. it's a simple joke. this movie has it's share of problems but you don't need to have a go at everything. you seem to have purposely missed the tone of the movie.

  • @Kevtb87 i thought it was because he kicked him really far. acres-distance of land. but yours makes as much sense as mine does. You have to remember Doug is playing a character that is overblown and cynical about every movie he watches. But it did annoy me greatly that he didn't get the joke.

  • @Kevtb87 Even I didn't understand the joke until seeing the word "achers" in your post. And I'm about 5 years older than this movie.

  • @Kevtb87 That's the way Nostalgia Critic does his reviews. He bashes everything he reviews, and that's his appeal. I think I've seen around 50 of his reviews and I've only seen 1 positive one and that was for Gargoyles.

  • who's that guy at 0:06?

  • 1:17 SANTA!!!

  • YOU WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT? TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!

  • I thought that the last third of the film really dragged the film down. Otherwise, I would have enjoyed it a lot more than I actually did.

  • the movie has its flaws but its good

  • I love this movie, it's so epic in a way.

  • Ticket made from Tinkerbelle blood! HAAAA

  • Fucking genius casting when you think about it.

  • Most of this movie was a spoof on action movies. That was why it was so great. All they needed was an actor as bad as Schwarzenegger and they automatically had the ultimate spoof.

  • Awesome idea for a movie and damn entertaining.

  • What a fucking great idea for a movie: A kid in a movie getting sucked into another movie!

  • hahaha how could anyone bash this film?

  • that saxophone is reference to lethal weapon series!

  • I was always under the impression that this movie was in fact parody film.... It was suppose to be silly

  • Anyone realize jack slater is the character in dead to rights

  • I...loved this movie

  • @RePete85 also what the fuck would diapers have to do with ones intellect?

  • @RePete85 yes shower us with your beautiful intellectual glory, maybe mc being so unfunny is why he has a devoted fanbase of hundreds of thousands of viewers, but screw that you're where it's at mr genius. fuck you.

  • he called the movie guy the wrong name!

  • for some reason, i can't seem to hate this movie, i think i have a disorder i call "Room Syndrome" where no matter how bad the movie is, i just can't seem to hate it... (except gory horror movies like Final Destination III, can't stand them)

  • @christiansoldier11 wait... there is 1 movie i hate: The Adventures of Chris Fable (The Wylds) IMDB Scores (3.3/10 stars based on 122 people, and people who liked it also like the last airbender and in the name of the king): I brought it from tesco thinking it was shitty, and then my dad calls it a harry Potter knock off... uh that would be if My Immortal was filmized... this is diarrhea coming outta mah PINGAS! The piece of shit shoves christianity in your face so hard that *TOO LONG TO SHOW*

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  • This movie is not THAT good, i guess you could call it a guilt pleasure.

    Good review though.

  • I love so much this movie, NC I'm dissapointed :'(

  • It's a bomb!

  • @Lavaguide Its from 'Jingle all the way'

  • where is the PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN joke from?

  • ...I found the farmer joke funny...

    :(

  • I love the Nostalgia Critic, but the whole point of this movie is to poke fun of all the stuff he is criticizing. That is what makes it a good movie, not a bad one.

    Example: The pointless Tina Turner cameo was in there because it was pointless.

  • I love last action Hero, It might even

  • I love last action Hero, It Might even be my favorite MovieTalk.

  • I could go on and on about why, withe exception of that kid's performance, this is a fantastic film and a perfect example of action movie satire, but seeing as how you're an obnoxious simpleton who considers an intentionally bad pun like "a couple of acres" to be a perplexing brain buster, I'll save myself the time. P.S. The holocaust was funnier than you.

  • @RePete85 thats why you fail

  • @sdafdsffdsjkfdfhdjk

    It wasn't directed at you. But if you like this guy, I suppose the comment still applies. And what fun it is tossing around the latest internet culture lingo. FAIL! Never get tired of that one. As an experiment, maybe you could try coming up with something original like: "I'm not the one who said it. I just agree with it." or "Don't blame me for this guy's stunted intellect. I wasn't the one who deprived him of books or let him wear diapers until he was 6". Just a thought.

  • Isn't that the grandpa from the Munsters?

  • Oops, never mind. This apparently has already been widely acknowledged.

    Sorry. ;)

  • Funny review as always, but the theater guy is NOT Art Carney. It's character actor Robert Prosky. Actually either of those actors should be well known and easily distinguishable to any movie buffs... Odd.

  • @VolkswagenNut1969 he also confuses a forklift for a bulldozer in one of his reviews... i think doug was just having an off-day.

  • @VolkswagenNut1969 I can tell the difference between Robert Prosky and Art Carney because Art is the one who dies in Jack Slater IV and Robert is alive through the entire movie sorry I'm a smart Movie-Buff Nostalgia Critic needs to know his movies more

  • It's a good movie that sends up the action genre in a unique way. Nostalgia critic is just a collaboration of obscure mediocrities, so no wonder he didn't find it amusing.

  • lame..

  • it was a good film, but there were faults in it

  • Wow funny how I never noticed how fucked this movie is :P

  • 0:05 did any one notice the 00s that look the the 007 00s? And the 'Of" that looks like the "Of" from the Quantum of Solace logo? Yeah, I would much rather see 007 Quantum of Solace in a Nostalgia Critic than that guys face.

  • The achres joke makes sense he meant the measermt of acres like a FARMERS land

  • did sonic just say bathing suit area.even though nc said that, sonic could of said "there just trying to touch your dick and balls."

  • Actually the “couple of acres” joke does make sense…and it’s REALLY lame. You see Arnold kicked the guy in the nuts. To clarify, the guy has TWO nuts. And clearly, they’re gonna ache. Therefore, Arnold just gave him a couple of achers. God that’s awful!

  • Okay what the fuck was with that robber scene? Why did he just go strait to the movies arfter? He should of went strait to the cops and had that prick locked up. If you where robbed like that would you go strait to the movies?

  • Its cause he kicked him so far plus yes arnold can say any one liner and it be awesome

  • Wwf1208 you are a gay bastasd

  • @wwf1208 Its satirical

  • There is no doubt that Last action hero was a gr8 movie .. i came here looking for last action hero part 1 not to listen to this bullshit from a gay bastard giving negative reviews to a perfectly good movie :)

  • This is just a negative review from a fag to get some views. The film grossed $USD15,338,241 on its opening weekend, for an average of $6,651 from 2,306 theaters, and ended its run with only $50,016,394 in the United States but making an additional $87,202,095 overseas, totaling US$137,298,489 worldwide.[11] In an A&E biography of Schwarzenegger, the actor says that the film could have done even better if not for bad timing, since it came out a week after Jurassic Park. This uploader is a jerk

  • (About the Beginning)

    Don't forget Tone Loc.

  • The film is supposed to be a parody! Its a final fairwell to the dying breed of the Classic Action Hero movies its over the top and thats the point. Rock and roll, explosions and Arnold at his best. Classic Film.

  • 2:01 it obviously means that he's going to kick the guy that far

  • Duuude! This movie is a parody of Action movies! A lot of people didn't get that. It wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. LAH is probably the most mis-understood movie of all time. It uses all action movie cliches, lines and action sequences on purpose! It was meant to be funny.

  • @XenomorphBuster and it fails dismally- ive seen it, i get the message its trying to convey- it still sucks

  • Well? I liked it? This review is funny, but how can you make fun of something that was already making fun of itself?

  • Arnold as Hamlet?

    Why has no one thought to make that Daydream a real movie?

  • I think this guy that does this is funny but he sure didn't get Last Action Hero. It's suppose to be over the top there making fun of action movies. I actually think this is one of the best Arnold movies out there.

  • the real stars of this film are Charles Dance (Benedict) and the fucking Desert Eagle. .

  • That robber bursting out of nowhere shocked the fuck out of me as a kid. It was just as the Critic says; pointless, scary, and needlessly dark. If they wanted to emphasize how different the real world was, they should tried using a way that at least made sense to the viewers!

  • Um, why are people complaining about NC missing the fact that it's a parody in this video? Except for the sax joke and the acres joke (which I admit, weren't criticized well), he doesn't mock the "Jack Slater world" in Part 1. The only thing he really gets wrong is Art Carney, and that's only because somebody uploaded the wrong video to his account. Seriously, why isn't this video replaced with the other one?

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  • @5:20 i need an adult!!!

  • Nc, qui ha toppato alla grande! Il film è secondo me troppo pirandelliano, metalinguistico e avanti per l'epoca per essere stato apprezzato. Ancora adesso il film non è ancora compreso: un' idea troppo avanguardistica per l'epoca per essere recepita. Ma a quanto pare, anche per ora!

    Ongi tanto si notano però le gravi carenze e le visioni limitate proprio tipiche da nerd, anche con il NC. Tutta logica e razionalità ma mai comprensione e lettura delle sfumature ed oltre le apparenze!

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  • I hated this movie...good review nc

  • @thebadthinker2 man lighten up, he's JOKING!

  • The projectionist is NOT Art Carney.

  • @impossiblefunky He actually mentioned it in an episode titled "Top 11 NC Fuck Ups". He confused him with Robert Prosky and vice versa. But hell, you have to admit that Prosky does kinda look like Carney.

  • @WrathofVishnu I don't think they look similar at all. Plus, you need to do your research beforehand. A glance at IMDB helps. Sorry, gaffes like that hurt me.

  • Apparently, this is the original version.

  • Yes, his two balls hurt, so that's why he says "a couple of acres".

  • I laughed when Arnold said "You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres." I could not stop laughing.

  • But n. Critic is hilarious

  • Sigh... I Fucking love this movie... I don't care what all the reviews say. He makes fun of himself and I think it works!. The movie is entertaining that's all that matters.

  • A big reason "LAH" failed was because of the hype. Mark Canton hyped this thing so shamelessly that everyone was setting it up for a fail, especially since he declared it would be the biggest flick of 1993 (when it was up against "Jurassic Park" no less). So it had that against it going in.

    But a big problem it has is that Arnold doing a spoof of himself is redundant because Arnold pretty much spoofs himself in EVERY film he does. There's no point to this.

  • Couldn't care less who the projectionist is played by. Stop taking this review so seriously, jeesh.

  • Wow. When I see the movie projectionist, I immediately knew he was Robert Prosky, the priest from Rudy. He was also in Mrs. Doubtfire. This NC joke is a slap in the face to this man's career

  • 7:29 ITZ A BOMB!

  • I think "You want to be a farmer heres a couple of acres" means that farmers have acres and the acres are the guy's balls aching from being kicked.

  • @Zekrom011 I figured it was because the guy was knocked back after Arnold kicked him, so he traveled a few "acres" as a result of the hit. Either way it's a strange one-liner. =P

  • PUTZATCOOKIEDOWN! Painful German-accented man to the rescue!

    *89 out of 100 people preferred GETTING TO ZE CHOPPER than "LAH"*

  • A BAH ABHABAABHABHAABHABHABAHBAHABHA­BA Harlem Globetrotters!!

  • Who could possibly save the day? PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

  • Is it only me that think this movie is awesome?! I cant agree with what he says in this review but he is funny as hell.

  • I LOVE this movie :D And I love this review

  • LAME. The nostalgia critic is a desperate-wanna-be-funny reviewer and bitching about the last action hero was his worst idea. LAH is one of the best arnold's flick. It's no fucking CASABLANCA (of course Mr nostalgia critic, you are a fucking genius!), it is just a god damn good movie, made for guys who love the bad-ass flicks of the 80's and early 90's. BTW folks, wanna watch a worthy review of LAH? Just cut and paste in youtube: "ramboraph4life last action hero review" and ENJOY THE SHOW! :)

  • @thebadthinker2 i really just cant agree with u on this. the amount of one-liners is madness. i kinda feel that the movie is silly at that point and it givs chills down the back of ur spine becuase it is so damn silly. but u shouldnt take any of these reviews seriously. anyone is entitled to their own opinion

  • 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

    "IT'S A BAWM!"

  • Come on nostalgia critic! You are trying to find fault with the whole 'film within a film' when the whole point is that the whole 'slater' franchise is supposed to be a parody and is Mctiernan sending up the whole genre and some of its ludicrous elements. In fact a big deal is made in the film of the fact the Arnie caracter can never die in the film world, like the action hero he is, but can in the real world. They even have an animated cat for crying out loud! Its a parody!

  • Sonic Sez....Not expected

  • "A couple of acres" refers to the aching of the two balls, to which Arnie kicked.

  • The movie was bad, but i did like the part where Arnold finds the cards, and that tells him theres a bomb...i always liked that for some reason. Maybe cause it was creative!

  • Ah, the old "movie fan into the movie" plot line. Good stuff...if it hadn't been done before.

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  • Am I the only person who saw the movie within a movie thing coming?

  • "just keep yourself flat, and your eyes closed" -Arnold "that's what Art Arny said" -NC "wow" -PuddlesthePirate

  • I think this movie was OK, it was way too long though.

  • It's ASTOUNDING how much he didn't get this film. Every "joke" he makes is already a joke in the film.

  • @kamdan2011 Just relax, chachi, the guy's having fun. It'll all be ok, world's still turning and all that.

  • @kamdan2011 The reviews are done for entertainment not to inform.

  • The idea of a review is to present the critic’s personal views of a subject with the intent of informing the audience of their opinion. It can be more informative at times or be done in an entertaining format, as Walker and others present it as. The reviews are both entertaining and informative.

  • Never seen this movie, but don't plan to. I understand it's a parody but it seems too obvious. All of the jokes are spelled out for us which kind of defeats the idea of a parody. Good idea, weak execution.

  • my reaction to this movie: WAAAAAAA-WAAAAA BOOO-HOOOOW

  • the stuff with the kid was pretty boring but other than that i thought it kicked ass

  • even if its stupid, only Arnold can make a 1 liner sound badass lol

  • Maybe I should try robbing rich people, doooh!

  • 6:47 Megadeth, Fuck yeah!!!!!!1

  • I like how people bitch at NC even though his review is based on opinion and it's not even HIM posting it on this site. Lol

  • The film did have a kickass soundtrack, though.

  • the saxophone made me lol

  • @DoubleO711 Doug, as the nostalgia critic character, always goes out of his way to accentuate the negative. So of course he'll ignore certain pieces of common sense if it gives him more things to 'rage' over. But look out next time as he reviews blazing saddles and gets pissed at all the cowboy movie clichés!

  • @DoubleO711

    Probably a little of both

  • dear nostalgia critic when he says "wanna be a farmer? heres a couple of achers" as in because he got kicked in the balls it would hurt but as a joke as in acres as in area for a farm though i know he more then likely wont hear this o crap i gave douchy a reason to make a top 11 f*ck ups

  • @sharkzown228 I agree. Sorry about that I just get a little angry when people slag off my hero. You know how it it. I still like Nostalgia Critic alot.

  • @Battle5starRJC and @Shellshocker1013 dont be idiots. Dont fight between NC and AVGN! There both excelent reviwers and have there own styles of reviewing! NC is more witty but AVGN is toliet humour! They both rock! Let people have there own opinions....

  • Your the worst reviewer ever....

    Just kidding!

  • damn y'all niggahs is tripping, this whole review is an act no need to lash out at Doug

  • @OreoBrawl actaully doug did say he didnt like this movie

  • @claeshultcrantz not to these extremes, even at the cons he's been in, when asked about the movie he said he was confused on what the movie was trying to be.

  • Jack Slater? Take off the 'r' and you've got Dead to Rights.

  • First Nostalgia Critic FAIL! This movie is awesome, and I mean PURE awesomeness! Arnold makes fun of himself and so does the whole movie. How can you call it bad?

  • WTF? bitching about a parody movie? WOW you have failed miserably, RATFACE!

  • put that cookie down!

  • ur stupid bro. this movie is hillarious! and its one of my favorites, and u have to be smart like me and my dad to understand the acres joke. ur just sayin stupid shit about a movie thats awesome

  • Achers as in... his balls are going to ache. He (presumably) has two balls. A couple of Achers. Get it?

  • dude u suck

    your like the AVGN for poor people

  • @mynkNX You can watch either one and be poor, dumbfuck. Also, notice how this guy reviews movies and AVGN reviews games?

  • @mynkNX Then don't watch it and get back to your precious AVGN.

  • @mynkNX I watch AVGN. Am I rich yet?

    NO!!!

  • @mynkNX AVGN is garbage. He's like a reviewer for 2nd graders with his poop jokes.

  • @Shellshocker1013 AVGN is king of youtube! He's a great film maker and until you acheive his success do not slag him off!

  • @Battle5tarRJC If somebody bashes NC on an NC video by bringing up the AVGN, I can bash him all I want. And success of what? He makes reviews about video games using poop jokes which for some reason people actually like. Good for him. Go up to a random person on the street and ask him if he knows that AVGN and I'm sure he'll have no idea what you're talking about.