Confederate Family Insurance

[Borinquenrobin]

the black guy is smiling becuse he is the kids dad!

[Chris18Carr]

who learns to ride a bike on the grass?

[SmokeysVids]

THIS IS NOT A "COMMERCIAL!" Rather, this is from a movie that suggests the Civil War was "only about slavery" rather than about a pissing contest. Sadly, people see SATIRE AND FICTION LIKE THIS as "proof that racism is a southern thing!" I weep for the future run by people who CANNOT SEPARATE FACT FROM FICTION!

[MHMKMKDs]

most racist and most pedophile

[neonGiraffe9090]

WOW. racist much..?

[furrysega7]

who the hell teaches there daughter how to ride a bike on grass?

[blondiedeville]

@furrysega7 theyre backwards remember?

[ratchet445]

came here from ben creations

[happothevampire]

It´s funny because I am mexican

[TheGorgeousMarius92]

It's a good feeling to see a happy family in the well mannered traditional South States of America!!

Wish there are more such families!

[BrenMan94]

NIGGERS ARE FOOD

[kianti95]

@BrenMan94 go fuck yourself

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 First of all, you're a racist pig and you need to get a life. Second...... .... HE'S NOT EVEN BLACK YOU IDIOT.

[BrenMan94]

@SuperChamona

Why so serious?

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 How can you judge if a person is serious or not on youtube? Really? You don't know my mood or way of expressing what I said. I could have been laughing and smiling while I said that, or I could have been joking. And actually, you guessed right, I was being serious because it makes you look stupid to call him nigger when he isn't even black.. And you shouldn't joke like that publicly, it will offend a shitload of people bro.

[BrenMan94]

@SuperChamona

If it offends people then they're living in the past. I bet you're not even black, so why are you offended? You must have a stick up your ass, bro.

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 I'm personally not offended, you just shouldn't say niggers are food in a PUBLIC commenting section.. NO, racism is not based on the past, racism is still alive today (obviously). The fact of the matter is, just because racial segregation and racism "may be put to past" (it isn't) that doesn't mean you cant hurt their feelings anymore and you can say whatever the hell you want about them. I don't get where you got "They have no feelings anymore because that's all put to past" from.

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 Besides, being racist means you're in support for "the past". (again, racism is still alive today)

[BrenMan94]

@SuperChamona

Well I can assure you that I'm not a racist. I just like seeing dumbasses like you try to call me out on a comment that would sit well with every black person I hang around.

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 I'm glad youre not racist and you were joking, I was just telling you in longform you should watch what you say in public areas, because you're apparently not responsible enough. Calm your shit

[BrenMan94]

@SuperChamona

I'd never say something like that in public lol. That would be irresponsible.

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 -.- .... This is public. Multiple people can be gathered here and see it :P lol.

[BrenMan94]

@SuperChamona

It's the internet. There are dozens of miles between each of us on here (or there might as well be).

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 Bro, look up public in the dictionary. Being public doesn't have to mean in person. It just means a place open to all persons.. This video and these comments are opened to all persons to read. It doesn't matter if you can physically see each other in real life.

[BrenMan94]

@SuperChamona

I know that. I just don't care.

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 You tend to lie and change your story a lot.

[BrenMan94]

@SuperChamona

And YOU tend to be a hardass.

[SuperChamona]

@BrenMan94 I usually am nice to people, and I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just saving you from getting a ton of hate replies because no one liked or cared about what you said

[MrHongKongBuffet]

Damnit, Jupiter! We're trying to film a commercial and you keep getting in the way! Why don't be a good boy and go trim the hedges on the other side of the house?

[stephanregorroger2]

OHHHHHH I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL!

[stayfreshiee]

WHAT THE BITCH !?

[UltimateAsian199]

This commercial is from the movie Confederate States of America, produced by British movie making companies. It shows what the US would be like if the South won the civil war.

Hope that clears up any questions for ya.

[nolifemerc]

i like this, with the nigger in the back, this is how a white man should live.

[webhead2733]

it's ironic that the insurance company is named confederate family insurance.

[Doolsey]

@webhead2733 It's not ironic. It's satirical.

[lukemantra]

Dumb asses. This is skit commercial made for a comedy show. No such business as confederate insurance with a logo of the confederate president Jefferson Davis.

Its a joke...

[SLISETV]

why you guys say its racist, I see nothing wrong.

[77Polina]

@SLISETV 1st, CONFEDERATE. 2ND THE WHITE FAMILY IS IN THA HOUSE AND BLACK GUY WORKS FOR THEM DUH

[kakaman05]

@SLISETV read the end of the video

[ihopveggan]

@SLISETV are u white. this is racist. the black guy in the back as workers for the whites.

[webhead2733]

@nolifemerc

He's mullato, which means his rents r most likely black and white, just fact that they got the partial black guy doing th yard work when they say "protecting their property" and the fact the insurance company name has the word confederate in it, prob wasn't the smartest choice to put him in there, just sayin

[webhead2733]

@nolifemerc

He's mullato, which means his rents r most likely black and white, just fact that they got the partial black guy doing th yard work when they say "protecting their property" and the fact the insurance company name has the word confederate in it, prob wasn't the smartest choice to put him in there, just saying.

[Doolsey]

@webhead2733 This isn't a real commercial. This is satire. It's part of a movie about what if the south had won the Civil War.

[jimmys1978]

I've been using this insurance company for 50 years now. I guess I am showing my age.

[bearthun]

blacks were property back in the good ole days

[tajayfoot1]

@bearthun yeah i knw my parents wipped a lot of them ooooo wait im black and the funny thing is my ancestors were worked and wipped hard so those day wernt good

[ihopveggan]

@bearthun ur sick. that will never happen. instead of worrying about controlling blacks. worry about china. they will take down the white race

[DoomSwitch]

This isn't a real company you doofs

[fearlessfred14]

This is not very different from an actual American Family commercial. It had the black man clipping the hedge at the end probably because it was otherwise "too white", but it didn't help matters. Instead, it begged to be parodied in such a manner as you see above. I'm still trying to find the original.

[Casanovaishate]

if you believe in alternate universes you would know that this reality is already taking place right now....

[petitmacaque]

is he david caruso?

[mutatron]

If the South _had_ won.

[stopglobalswarming]

I like the banjo music. Very soothing. But this is just silly.

[kinglynx]

i dnt get it :P

[jerryntx]

wht you ecpect but a bull shit move from a racist black man

[Endelikt1]

his wife looks related to him tbh. take a good look at 00:45-48. Seriously...

[Jesperai]

You do realize this isn't a real commercial. It's an excerpt from a film called The Confederate States of America that illustrates what might happen if the South had won the Civil War. A little context goes a long way. A little research goes even further.

[Xodiax70]

@Jesperai or reading the description.........

[visionimagify]

Thank God the south didn't win. It'd be just a boring and soulless place.

[elfspader]

fucking racist

[mm6751]

@elfspader it could seem this way, but this is an exerpt from the movie The Confederate States of America. the movie shows what it would be like if the south had won the Civil War. it was actually directed by an african american man

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Clearly daddy loves daughter a lot! Rofl. Slow kiss? Ha ha.

[ToxicOdiousOne]

He's not black he's an illegal Mexican.

[live4marilyn]

Is this commercial at any chance a parody to The Colonial Penn life insurance commercial?

[live4marilyn]

What if Barack Obama was around in the CSA?

[altha2008]

he might be a product of CSA when a lot of plantation masters screwed there slaves

[moloko0velocet]

@girraud then you don't get the movie.

It's about an alternate reality where the South won the war, but then proceeds (in the epilogue) to show the parallels between that fiction and the things that really have happened (including commercials for Darkie toothpaste and Sambo X-15 motor oil.

[GOGETTERKAMIKAZ11111]

Guys don't worry about this commercial. We are the union we can kick the confederate asses any time. Damn rebals!!!!!!

[live4marilyn]

This movie gave me the creeps!

[nugnug187]

is that drake at the end?

[maxibus141]

dont take this seriosly, its satire and is just playing on historical distortions

[ak47srod]

what a happy black guy

[upabittoolate]

@ak47srod He's happy 'cause later on he's gonna bang Mom.

[whatsgoingon07]

@ak47srod know yer place boy!! ~*whip crack*~

[POKIUNA]

this video is not complete, i found more info , and children supoused to be telling the confederate pledge :

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the Confederate States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all white people, Amen.

[POKIUNA]

sadly this comercial is real:

[commercial for Confederate Family Insurance] ; Confederate Family Insurance Speaker: A man fills many roles in his lifetime: provider, protector, master of the house. ... The fact that it is all based on real plans of the confederacy and real products that have existed in the united states makes it even more frightening.

[POKIUNA]

what the fuck is this?? are u people fuckin kidding me?!!??!

who the fuck has a black person has porperty???

fuckin idiots!!!

this fuckin video is disgusting!!!

it just makes me sick...

FUCK U CONFEDERATES!!! FUCK U ALL!!!!!

[girraud]

First, I don't think that's a black person; just a white person with a tan and an afro wig because no self-respecting black person would've been in that commercial and labeled property.

Here's my point: I would like to see the CONFEREDERATES try to bring back those days. They would get their behinds beat!

[xkthx1]

Hate to break it to you but it was a black person. And the commercial is from a movie that is attached to Spike Lee's production company. You should check out the Slave Shopping Network commercial next, you'll love that.

[girraud]

I'm very late in responding as I hardly check my comments on YouTube, but I think I'll pass on the Slaving Shopping Network.

I'm just surprised that any black person would even play such a role.

Take care and thanks for your comments.

[friskydeadman]

if ur surprised that a black person would play a gardener u should see the "Coon Chicken Inn" commercial

[live4marilyn]

The black guy who is trimming the hedges happens to be the directors brother.

[oreoat2004]

@live4marilyn its not his bother if his parents bought him

[xkthx1]

Actually a lot of people still have black people as property in other countries. They own white people, too. So maybe a mockumentary with fake commercials isn't what you should be worried about.

[lowlux1]

there one cutting my lawn right now...

[jenseju]

UM.....

1) It's a satire

2) Check out the "brown" dude at the VERY END ("Dad" heh heh)

3) It's freakin' HILARIOUS!

[FrankiesFancy]

Omg!! Whats wrong with this commercial that its got everyone fighting??? Jesus Christ people will fight over ANYTHING anymore!!!!!!!

[GKnight2020]

How the fuck r bigots so ignorant and stupid! Its people like you that are the reason others call Americans stupid!! Fuck the south! Fuck the KKK! Fuck all you bible-munching pricks!!!

[keykeyx10000]

hmmmmm that little girl's hair is looking kinda nappy.......

[SShanelcoocoocrazy]

idiots like you ya like george w. bush ya well it didn't look like your perfect white ppl wanted to give them equal pay or even jobs with pay so wat else are they suppose to do to get money. Abraham lincoln was a good guy and he fought for freedom so ha in ur face you just got told by a 14 year old

[JBwoodall1]

Abraham made an economic ploy against the CSA, it had nothing to do with Freedom.

[hellhoyking]

First of all its a joke. Second of all you can't type in english to save your life.

[SShanelcoocoocrazy]

i don't want to go to heaven if it's full of racist and wack ppl like you and NO who are you to tell me the bible will get me to heaven anyways. and are ever for sure that there is a heaven

[SShanelcoocoocrazy]

men are not the boss of us and if they are then how come we can learn the same things in school and if i went to church, we could go to the same church, and shop at the same places have the same opportunties? huh? why?

[SShanelcoocoocrazy]

ok first of all don't assume everyone reads the bible and i don't so calm down. and that needs to be revised becasue if we all obey men our life would be a living hell right now. and i don't think Christ would want to that now, seeing how women are independent and im sorry but im glad i don't follow the bible.

[SShanelcoocoocrazy]

Are you fucking kidding me! Im 14 and i know this commercial is bad! hello it's SEXIST by saying that the father is the leader or "master". WTF women can lead households too and for your information ebayismylife your a real piece of work for thinking that America should be all white. America wouldn'e be america without the diversity and different ethnic groups.

[Barbituranek]

What is it with having to have blond hair?

Most white people have black hair! Only a small portion of the white race has blond hair.

[FunBoy15]

remember a lot of those white folk with black hair today are not white by the old southern standards. if you were nordic/germanic or from the british isles you were white. anything else was either on the edge or seen as black. hell, they even called irish non white in those days.

[4teepee]

Rates are lower where there aren't a lot of drive-by shootings.

[ARandomCanadian]

"and their property" ROFL

[mnunez86]

it's hilarious bt its fucked up ......i feel guilty laughin lol

[orion555]

Gee, does Dad favor single-payor health care and open choice unions, or would he rather see Detroit go away?

[hanalyse]

It's a joke. You know, one of those things that incurred laughter before everyone became whiney and pussified.

[Egirl01]

I don't get how this is racist besides the "Confederate Family Insurance" part. I mean, if it said something else, it would've been just a typical american commerical. =\

[lidltomat]

probably cuz just when they sey protecting your ptoperty they show the mexican guy so its like you own slaves and they also say"no matter what they call you"(slaveowner)

[Egirl01]

Yeah, the little hidden meanings in the words? I know what you're talking about.

[AndromedaMariaCarmen]

he's not mexican, he's black.

[nillababii95]

this is sickening.... the only good part was when the black guy came out... he was kinda cute!!! honestly though, i know this commercial isnt real but still, ppl some people really think like this, and its disgusting! anyone who is rasict will go to hell!

[BONEDOMEZ]

these aint real commercials you morons.

[NachosCheese111]

wahahaha

[doodoo946]

there was no need for that

[djcruxius]

ahh thats cold...

[AntagonisticApathy]

i thought gardeners were supposed to be mexican??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[SShanelcoocoocrazy]

how the hell is that funny

[AntagonisticApathy]

duh it's a satire *eye roll*

[tianapolite]

they should go to jail for that

[CCCheezus]

This is a commercial IN the move Confederate States of America (CSA).

It is a Spike Lee movie.

The movie is about what would happen if the south had won the civil war.

Thank god this is the full commercial and not some corrupted crap.

[thesexypencil]

i dont undersrand why is it racist? D:

[tianapolite]

They're sayin black people r their property

[mariobros4321]

racist!!

[tianapolite]

i kno

[AndromedaMariaCarmen]

sexist too

[cbsluvr38]

lol dats so racist!

but kinda funny in a sick racist way dats bad

i mean duh