"I think b-that if we put our Mahney int-putting all the Marijuana Tax Money into the public, systems such as Education: or The Road Construction, this will bring this country [...] a lot, uh-a lot Up; more Up in the co/mer [...] more Up i-in everyone's s-standings (sffw), and b-makes this country look a LOT better."
This is actually event number 6 of the "Annual Stoner Decathlon."
Along with the Persuasive Legalization Speech, other events include the Successful Pizza Delivery Order, the Scavenger Hunt, as well as the especially competitive Existentially Deep Thoughts Relay Race.
it will free some money up. well i'm glad we have an expert opinion from someone who has seen PERSONALLY how marijuana helps cancer or emphysema.. because clearly he has both of these conditions.... by a hundred fold.
First off, yes this is much easier for the assignment. Second, this made me thankful that I dont do drugs and end up like this kid. Third if you want to laugh your ass off...fast forward to 5:10 in this video and get ready! haha Go Huskies!
this is one of the most intelligent people i have ever seen in my life. thanks for tourchering us Mrs. K. dude i hope you know your speech was so bad, NIU actually has to write about how bad this speech is. just though you should know that.
Let me guess, if marijuana was legal our school wouldnt have been shot up last year right?
wow, the only reason this video got almost 17,000 views is because a whole bunch of stoners got high and were pissed at how stupid it is that you cant just chill out on your own damn porch and smoke a blunt, or whatever else have you. i would save the speeches for politicians and people with a bit more brains in their head. haha
actually.. the only reason this video got 18,000 views is because NIU and looks like possibly another school, is required to watch this video for an assignment.
The war on drugs costs $7.7 billion each year, not including the gains that could be made from taxation. Look up norml for some real reform info. I feel most sorry for the people that need medical help. The facts are clear in the medical community. MJ is not physically addictive, want a real war on drugs stop cigs!
man, weed doen't make u a dick, alcohol does, atleast it makes me a dick, thats why i stopped getting wasted, cuz im a dumbass drunk, dunno if its like that for everyone, but i have never met someone on weed who was a dick.
The assholes think its bad for kids, they should get rid of that damned mcdonalds cuz thats whats killing the kids. Key word: KILLING!!!! Its obvious that the government only wants to kill us. Weed doesn't do anything as bad as fast food, or anything bad at all. And how sooner would terrorism and crime be lowered? Much sooner.
it dosent even wreck your brain. you have cannabinoid sensors in your frontal lobe you dumbass. theres tons of articles on the research of marijuana. it dosent have any effects on users than non users.
The argument shouldnt be why weed is harmful/bad vs. why weed is not harmful/good. Enough with this morality crap. People should be allowed to use marijuana without the worry of criminal prosecution, simple as that. Do some research on the war on drugs, or more specifically, the war on marijuana and you'll quickly realize the whole deal a big mush of b.s. for ulterior political motives.
The problem is people want to legalize weed. only weed. Legalize all drugs. Health dangers, thats not even an issue. America is...hmm land of the free. I can climb a mountain, I can race a car, I can sky dive for fucks sake. But God forbid I drop a little ex, or do a line or two. Oh no, a needle in the arm? Come on people, I'd settle for legalizing weed, but until we stop throwing junkies and crack heads in jail, and start helping those who want help, these problems will never go away
haha i did a speech on marijuana in front of an audience last year. i got a 100% on it. use some more facts in there. theres tons of informations on it out on the net. use less "i also think"s. stick to the facts, their more than enough to prove your point. high for life.
Very poorly done... I'm a stoner.. I did a speech on marijuana also... and guess what! I got a 95%.. I did my speech in front of a live audience and did better... your information was poor and simple also... Keep working buddy
I am not fucking gay. Tell me one good thing about being high? It just makes people act like total dickheads. If you want to feel and look like a zombie get someone to hit you on the head with a hammer it will have the same effect. Make sure it's on your frontal lobe for maximum effect!
I have never been able to smoke enough weed to sound as retarded as this guy. He sounds like he's had about a fifth of gin. Way to reinforce the stereotype of the intellectually lazy stoner, dipshit.
the sound sucks on this vid but America needs to focus on finding the ANTRAX SUSPECT more than kids on pot. ALL drugs should be legal. If you legalize it you can control it. he is right with out gangs we can then reclaim our NEIBORHOODS. not only with the money saved on policing it, but with the tax money you can then fund dentistry.
What the fuck is up with some of you people? Why are you bashing this guy for giving an effort to something he believes in? I think he made his case pretty well, he just appeared really nervous in front of the camera, that's all. Good job, man.
DONT SAY LEGALIZATION. i want decriminalization. why would you want a multi billion dollar industry controlled by the government,therefor you can grow it and sell it, people can grow there own garbage, and experienced people can grow top quality with PERFECT conditions, and make money doing it. the price will eventually go down, if its controlled the price iwll go up
The meaness of spirit of some of the commentators here is pitiful. Listen to the words. Does everyone need to sound like a gameshow host to win your respect, or do you have nothing to say yourself, and so criticize his manner rather than engage in debate? The argument for legalization is pretty well stated here, minus a few "Um"s. Good job, guy!
dude,, what the fuck?? its because of people like you that we cant get herb legalised, if you are gonna do a speech, try to make yourself look like a well educated, intelligent, creative person. not a retard. what are you doing??? people like YOU do not help.
fuck you mightyturisas, this guy is just a stereotype of people who smoke, many responsible people smoke pot and still maintain to be involved in a community...learn what you are not accepting of before you put it off because thats what you have been taught
he's not promting consumption. he's not sending it to the rack head president. and there are no "right reasons" to be a pot head. dude, i go on rants when im baked too. doesn't mean shit, just fun to do. i one time made an arqument about cell fone voice mails being a government ploy to kill us all and put us in a ware house in utah...
Good points. You sound baked as fuck, while making the points. But nevertheless, good points. =] Makes me happy to be a medicinal marijuana user. =P Not by choice and against the law, but legally. I got a card and everything. Wo0t.
But if you're gonna make a legalization video, dont toke up first unless you can do the vid without fucking up. You're only making the sterotype of tokers worse than it already is.
Hey bud, your makin pot-smokers who can put a sentence together and have nothing to do with gangs look freakin retarted, get this video off of here, your not helping. thanks
^True That. This guy might be high but also a little retarded. I smoke weed a lot and never have i once talked like that all mumbled and weird. This dude is a bad poster child... Take it off plzzz
I'm afraid this is either a poor effort, or the DEA actually put this guy up to it to ridicule a very serious argument. Cannabis law reform needs to be adressed more seriously, it is not just a joke.
he's screwed, i agree to legalise it... i act like this (but i don't try to pleed my case at the time tho) when i do - BUT that's like once a month or less and the rest of the time i act about as high as you might act drunk, when ur not drunk!
Yea, doing a video that's pro marijuana while ON the drug is kinda stupid. However, it's just as stupid to believe that marijuana "fries" your brain. That is a lie that you have been told over and over by the government.
wow mightyturisas, your an idiot. "like I really want senators and presidents to be high voting bills." what about a president or senator who is drunk while voting bills? maybe you should learn something about marijuana befor you talk shit
The criticism of marijuana usually revolves around consistent use of the drug. The after effects take quite a while to wear off, and one of these after effects is a decrease in short term memory. It should be legalized, but it should also be taken in moderation. ( The guy in the video looks like he smoked a few to many )
"im a retard and im gonna be talking about how much of a dumb hippie I am"
Seriously, like I really want senators and presidents to be high voting bills. Seriously if you wanna live like that move to Mexico, because America certainly doesn't need ya.
More people die from Tobbacco and Alcohol than Marijuana per year. Marijuana is a herb that god put on earth to relieve man from his pain.. no one should take that right away.
Ok the effects of marijuana, is pretty much the same as if you were to get drunk from alcohol...although unlike Alcohol and many other drugs since when has someone had an WEED related death??
marijuana can get ya high, like really, REALLY high, mmmkay. Drugs are bad, mmmkay
Fallinguptogether 1 year ago
Haha I wonder if he knows professors are using his video for a weak speech
thatsmydonut 1 year ago
5:00
"I think b-that if we put our Mahney int-putting all the Marijuana Tax Money into the public, systems such as Education: or The Road Construction, this will bring this country [...] a lot, uh-a lot Up; more Up in the co/mer [...] more Up i-in everyone's s-standings (sffw), and b-makes this country look a LOT better."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Thank you, Mike Voyles69; thank you.
TSU1989 2 years ago
This is actually event number 6 of the "Annual Stoner Decathlon."
Along with the Persuasive Legalization Speech, other events include the Successful Pizza Delivery Order, the Scavenger Hunt, as well as the especially competitive Existentially Deep Thoughts Relay Race.
TSU1989 2 years ago
Amsterdam is not even a country. how about you stop getting high and try to give this speech when you don't sound like a complete dumb ass.
lakezurich13 2 years ago
Guess this the way not to give a speech. Good tip.
LilEazy3 2 years ago
it will free some money up. well i'm glad we have an expert opinion from someone who has seen PERSONALLY how marijuana helps cancer or emphysema.. because clearly he has both of these conditions.... by a hundred fold.
woww... lol i cant believe this kid is serious.
sbj0506 2 years ago
wow never seen all the comments come from all niu students but you guys obviously have to watch this for an assignmemt
thorpia5 2 years ago
hey dipshit last time i checked amsterdam isnt a country, nice try though
longball325 2 years ago 2
yay coms 100 spring semester, this kid is borderline retarded
Nfioresi 2 years ago
First off, yes this is much easier for the assignment. Second, this made me thankful that I dont do drugs and end up like this kid. Third if you want to laugh your ass off...fast forward to 5:10 in this video and get ready! haha Go Huskies!
wblake88 3 years ago
i think i lost brain cells doing this assignment
ariesangel90 3 years ago
haha yeah night before :)
liesinthecreek 3 years ago
this speech makes part 2 easy
Joshb224 3 years ago 3
highfive for doin stuff night before due date right? woo!
Danbrask01 3 years ago
WHOO! NIU! I LOVE COMS! not This guy is such a boob
silviaguy1 3 years ago 2
yay NIU coms 100
krockmc 3 years ago 2
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TenaciousAP1 3 years ago
this is one of the most intelligent people i have ever seen in my life. thanks for tourchering us Mrs. K. dude i hope you know your speech was so bad, NIU actually has to write about how bad this speech is. just though you should know that.
Let me guess, if marijuana was legal our school wouldnt have been shot up last year right?
RSFJoker 3 years ago
go kill yourself
RSFJoker 3 years ago
this guy is fucking stupid
ozbat67 3 years ago
yeiahhhhhhe....i think somebody might have smoked just a little too much.
Juands10 4 years ago 2
If you want to hear something good about marijuana that this fucking idiot look up Tommy Chong and listen to him talk about weed thats the way to go.
ThAtSnOtToBaCcO 4 years ago
Dude this guy high.
I was going to go to class but I was high.
mysorebutt 4 years ago
i knew my speech teacher was on something!(
tfencltritoncollege) this guy is on something too...
cali4niaisdead 4 years ago
lmao
Juands10 4 years ago
wow, the only reason this video got almost 17,000 views is because a whole bunch of stoners got high and were pissed at how stupid it is that you cant just chill out on your own damn porch and smoke a blunt, or whatever else have you. i would save the speeches for politicians and people with a bit more brains in their head. haha
nice try tho
mrcool3496 4 years ago
actually.. the only reason this video got 18,000 views is because NIU and looks like possibly another school, is required to watch this video for an assignment.
sbj0506 2 years ago 5
Very true.
That's why I'm watching it now.
It's for my speech class; an example of how not to give a speech. lol.
oleander25 2 years ago
@oleander25 Hahahaha mine too
vampyre67 1 year ago
yeah, this guy is NOT helping the movement any
1036beach 4 years ago 2
this guy is baked man
Killamax2455 4 years ago
lmfao, this guy is RIPPED
Doofy36 4 years ago
ahaha live in denver 21 and older carry up to an ounce
thats whats up
killerdano 4 years ago
take this video off you dumb fuck. This really embarasses me, as this represents all people who smoke weed.
Learn to speak you fucking asshole.
I HATE YOU.
jeniber 4 years ago
The war on drugs costs $7.7 billion each year, not including the gains that could be made from taxation. Look up norml for some real reform info. I feel most sorry for the people that need medical help. The facts are clear in the medical community. MJ is not physically addictive, want a real war on drugs stop cigs!
Dan420forU 4 years ago
Wow. This guy is high as a kite. Amsterdam is not a country! Good points though.
ottonihius 4 years ago
he was high when he did that
tracyscott61 4 years ago
man this guy looks ripped
thebestbud 4 years ago
Except for this video does one shitty job of convincing people of anything
ice9487 5 years ago
man, weed doen't make u a dick, alcohol does, atleast it makes me a dick, thats why i stopped getting wasted, cuz im a dumbass drunk, dunno if its like that for everyone, but i have never met someone on weed who was a dick.
cirving91 5 years ago
The assholes think its bad for kids, they should get rid of that damned mcdonalds cuz thats whats killing the kids. Key word: KILLING!!!! Its obvious that the government only wants to kill us. Weed doesn't do anything as bad as fast food, or anything bad at all. And how sooner would terrorism and crime be lowered? Much sooner.
nocturno45 5 years ago
Don´t be a prick. Banning McDonald´s food is just as stupid as banning marijuana. It´s an option.
tobbelobbe666 5 years ago
it dosent even wreck your brain. you have cannabinoid sensors in your frontal lobe you dumbass. theres tons of articles on the research of marijuana. it dosent have any effects on users than non users.
vermilion123 5 years ago
The argument shouldnt be why weed is harmful/bad vs. why weed is not harmful/good. Enough with this morality crap. People should be allowed to use marijuana without the worry of criminal prosecution, simple as that. Do some research on the war on drugs, or more specifically, the war on marijuana and you'll quickly realize the whole deal a big mush of b.s. for ulterior political motives.
njstylz 5 years ago
The problem is people want to legalize weed. only weed. Legalize all drugs. Health dangers, thats not even an issue. America is...hmm land of the free. I can climb a mountain, I can race a car, I can sky dive for fucks sake. But God forbid I drop a little ex, or do a line or two. Oh no, a needle in the arm? Come on people, I'd settle for legalizing weed, but until we stop throwing junkies and crack heads in jail, and start helping those who want help, these problems will never go away
midknight2 5 years ago
of course he didnt do a very good job on his speech, he's fucking stoned you fuckheads. get high, nigga!
hetfield4evr19 5 years ago
also you dont seem to know what your talking about.
drumONdrugs23 5 years ago
haha i did a speech on marijuana in front of an audience last year. i got a 100% on it. use some more facts in there. theres tons of informations on it out on the net. use less "i also think"s. stick to the facts, their more than enough to prove your point. high for life.
drumONdrugs23 5 years ago
Very poorly done... I'm a stoner.. I did a speech on marijuana also... and guess what! I got a 95%.. I did my speech in front of a live audience and did better... your information was poor and simple also... Keep working buddy
Clyaton 5 years ago
Get off the marijuana stop pratting on and go and live life. The stuff is POISON IT WRECKS YOUR BRAIN.Being sober is the best high in the world.
muttuce 5 years ago
"Get off the marijuana stop pratting on and go and live life. The stuff is POISON IT WRECKS YOUR BRAIN.Being sober is the best high in the world."
you're fucking gay
go get high and then tell me being sober is better!
jensen10713 5 years ago
I am not fucking gay. Tell me one good thing about being high? It just makes people act like total dickheads. If you want to feel and look like a zombie get someone to hit you on the head with a hammer it will have the same effect. Make sure it's on your frontal lobe for maximum effect!
muttuce 5 years ago
again dude
try it before you bad mouth it
not everyone who smokes pot is a dickhead
either try it or stop bad mouthing it
jensen10713 5 years ago
go smoke a doob before bashing this dude, asshole mofo's
sageb1 5 years ago
DIS NIGGA CAN'T READ!
nathanmc28546 5 years ago
this is the best/funniest/greatest comment I've ever read.
and marijuana prohibitionists are around 99% conservative/close minded assholes. do your fucking research before you clowns start bashing it.
ice9487 5 years ago
I have never been able to smoke enough weed to sound as retarded as this guy. He sounds like he's had about a fifth of gin. Way to reinforce the stereotype of the intellectually lazy stoner, dipshit.
MandrakeSauvignon 5 years ago
the sound sucks on this vid but America needs to focus on finding the ANTRAX SUSPECT more than kids on pot. ALL drugs should be legal. If you legalize it you can control it. he is right with out gangs we can then reclaim our NEIBORHOODS. not only with the money saved on policing it, but with the tax money you can then fund dentistry.
sexboywonder 5 years ago
buddy, you alone make this country a lot more up, uhhh, more up in the standings of uh...better.
afrank1686 5 years ago
yeah, this retard's speech is really going to change people's minds.
kanthony30 5 years ago
you stoned mofocka...damn... do cocaine next time and you'll fly son
paz
michileno 5 years ago
What the fuck is up with some of you people? Why are you bashing this guy for giving an effort to something he believes in? I think he made his case pretty well, he just appeared really nervous in front of the camera, that's all. Good job, man.
shwahshwah 5 years ago
is this kid really retarted, seriously if you are its cool but you should get yourself checked
alex7407 5 years ago
Oh, and it's spelled 'retarded' you idiot. Get yourself checked.
shwahshwah 5 years ago
Sounds like a well educated dumb ass fucking idiot retarted moron. He talks smoothly that I have thrown up 10 times while listening.
kosmosleha 5 years ago
Have he smoked some marijuana before the speech. :) Looks like he have smoked a lot actually.
kosmosleha 5 years ago
Buddy, you are kind of stoned...next time lets try putting marijuana in good name by making a speech when you aren't seeing Elvis in the ceiling.
Ohjjin 5 years ago
DONT SAY LEGALIZATION. i want decriminalization. why would you want a multi billion dollar industry controlled by the government,therefor you can grow it and sell it, people can grow there own garbage, and experienced people can grow top quality with PERFECT conditions, and make money doing it. the price will eventually go down, if its controlled the price iwll go up
boozehound420 5 years ago
come on, at least get someone that can make a speech. this is just a shun on pot.
cassket 5 years ago
The meaness of spirit of some of the commentators here is pitiful. Listen to the words. Does everyone need to sound like a gameshow host to win your respect, or do you have nothing to say yourself, and so criticize his manner rather than engage in debate? The argument for legalization is pretty well stated here, minus a few "Um"s. Good job, guy!
vatgrown 5 years ago
dude,, what the fuck?? its because of people like you that we cant get herb legalised, if you are gonna do a speech, try to make yourself look like a well educated, intelligent, creative person. not a retard. what are you doing??? people like YOU do not help.
cutlerface7 5 years ago
there is no record of anyone dying from Marijuana. NONE. No deaths.
m3dvol1 5 years ago
fuck you mightyturisas, this guy is just a stereotype of people who smoke, many responsible people smoke pot and still maintain to be involved in a community...learn what you are not accepting of before you put it off because thats what you have been taught
cablino 5 years ago
DORK!
felisdomesticus5676 5 years ago
he's not promting consumption. he's not sending it to the rack head president. and there are no "right reasons" to be a pot head. dude, i go on rants when im baked too. doesn't mean shit, just fun to do. i one time made an arqument about cell fone voice mails being a government ploy to kill us all and put us in a ware house in utah...
JonnyPsycho 5 years ago
radio could give a better speech than this dumbass
Furno87 5 years ago
yeah dude, just like all the other comments above, very good facts, but you're a little too baked to do a speech. hehe ;)
beanerkid666 5 years ago
cool vid, you shouldn't promote comsumption, and you shouldn't explain this when high!
Ahogado 5 years ago
marijuana is good
my friends have straight as and smoke marijuana
thers nothing wrong with it if you use it for the right reasons. Alcohol and cigarrets are more harmful
wisl123 5 years ago
Omg! Please dude, thanks for your help but take this down!
kagemedia 5 years ago
Bouhh
QuebecChix 5 years ago
hey dont get stoned before you are going to talk about somthing as big as Marijuana Reform ...you idiot...
stupidazvideo 5 years ago
what is it like to live in amsterdam
Brouzk 5 years ago
Good points. You sound baked as fuck, while making the points. But nevertheless, good points. =] Makes me happy to be a medicinal marijuana user. =P Not by choice and against the law, but legally. I got a card and everything. Wo0t.
raynchild 5 years ago
lol he's high
DemonazDaemonaxe 5 years ago
This guy needs to be executed.
xmexdf1 5 years ago
I'm all for legalization + Decriminalization,
But if you're gonna make a legalization video, dont toke up first unless you can do the vid without fucking up. You're only making the sterotype of tokers worse than it already is.
You have some good points,
but do it again when youre sober.
gooplex 5 years ago
Hey bud, your makin pot-smokers who can put a sentence together and have nothing to do with gangs look freakin retarted, get this video off of here, your not helping. thanks
a7xfanx7a 5 years ago
^True That. This guy might be high but also a little retarded. I smoke weed a lot and never have i once talked like that all mumbled and weird. This dude is a bad poster child... Take it off plzzz
TikiKid 5 years ago
hey, cut down on the dope. u sound like a hippie. eric cartmen wud probably kill u!!! lol
skateboarding118 5 years ago
u r a stpid fukcing cunt. Go die. I never want 2 hear u speak again 4 me. Go fukcing die u asshole.
jeniber 5 years ago
I'm afraid this is either a poor effort, or the DEA actually put this guy up to it to ridicule a very serious argument. Cannabis law reform needs to be adressed more seriously, it is not just a joke.
surbitondude 5 years ago
lololol
AngryLlama 5 years ago
he's screwed, i agree to legalise it... i act like this (but i don't try to pleed my case at the time tho) when i do - BUT that's like once a month or less and the rest of the time i act about as high as you might act drunk, when ur not drunk!
wasywon5307 5 years ago
he looks baked, legalize it, it's time to recognize it
FilLaB0NGo6 5 years ago
Yea, doing a video that's pro marijuana while ON the drug is kinda stupid. However, it's just as stupid to believe that marijuana "fries" your brain. That is a lie that you have been told over and over by the government.
RenegadeMedic 5 years ago
wow mightyturisas, your an idiot. "like I really want senators and presidents to be high voting bills." what about a president or senator who is drunk while voting bills? maybe you should learn something about marijuana befor you talk shit
moosepickle 5 years ago
this dude is a dumbass, if all the stoners are going to get some guy to give a speech, they shouldn't have some fucking idiot talking for them
ozzystheman 5 years ago
The criticism of marijuana usually revolves around consistent use of the drug. The after effects take quite a while to wear off, and one of these after effects is a decrease in short term memory. It should be legalized, but it should also be taken in moderation. ( The guy in the video looks like he smoked a few to many )
jughead1986 5 years ago
"im a retard and im gonna be talking about how much of a dumb hippie I am"
Seriously, like I really want senators and presidents to be high voting bills. Seriously if you wanna live like that move to Mexico, because America certainly doesn't need ya.
mightyturisas 5 years ago
well fuck you mightturisas and rock on legalizethegreen
acientdeath 5 years ago
"I'm completely ignorant and I'm going to talk outta my ass"
Seriously, this country would do much better without people like you who talk shit without knowing the facts!
RenegadeMedic 5 years ago
More people die from Tobbacco and Alcohol than Marijuana per year. Marijuana is a herb that god put on earth to relieve man from his pain.. no one should take that right away.
legalizethegreen 5 years ago
This dude is either drunk off his ass or a mutherfucking lightweight.
Givepeaceachance90 5 years ago
He is NOT high!
This goof ball is drunk off his ass...
He must have downed a couple of 40's !!!
or
mybe he is just a little retarded = )
PsiloCubensis 5 years ago
Ok the effects of marijuana, is pretty much the same as if you were to get drunk from alcohol...although unlike Alcohol and many other drugs since when has someone had an WEED related death??
sumblackdude5 5 years ago
jesus, are you retarded!?
but yeah... legalize it!
STARKERZ 5 years ago
I AGREE THOUGH.
amnesiaivan 5 years ago
THIS GUY IS BAKED!!!
amnesiaivan 5 years ago
boost your freaking audio levels... its not that hard.
jclaine 5 years ago
man you sound high... good points though
hancollin 5 years ago