Eddie Izzard - Supermarkets & Fruit

[SeriosaSoren]

super bra med svensk text! :D

[funkypixie500]

it cuts off at the best bit!!

[Coollinnea00]

This is going to get top comment because I mimic something Eddie said in the video.

[Coollinnea00]

svenskaaaaa sköööööööönt x3

[NamikazeChiKouu]

@Coollinnea00 Jag vet, ellehur XD

[100crisps]

"and 5 most important 5! I HATE pears dont let me eat PEARS,"

[hexica1515]

@100crisps  DOCTOR WHO

[LectricWutevr]

I was going to go to the super market until I took an arrow to the knee.

[schmidt969]

Shag daughter! Shag.! xD

[PeeJayZephyr]

Well, now I know how to say Scurvy in Swedish!

[itsjustameme]

He forgot vitamin K

[GKAwithavengeance]

Why Azerbaijan?

[FlameFeathers]

I have to stop drinking whilst he's talking.

[IntenseFoolishness]

This made me die from laughter and there is a slut at 1:33

[chenrikl]

The subtitles are very poorly made.

[MalteBear]

@chenrikl its from a swedish tv-chanel so no

[chenrikl]

@MalteBear I'm swedish too and in my opinion they're bad. That they're from SVT1 doesn't mean they're good. As many translations of comedy shows the translations are made with direct translations that ruin the word play, or with translations that are inaccurate in order to preserve word play but with completely different words. I know that translating word play is hard, but still. I also hate when they explain jokes in subtitles. As at 3:40 when they tell us that Das Boot is about a submarine.

[Miss1Sabine]

Wait till he is out of the room... NOW NOW NOW!

[DontSigh]

They showed this on svt1? That long ago? I feel kind of proud of them... xD

[BroWhatever]

Man, I forgot how funny this bloke was. And attractive.

[Jordhash22]

"ZEY ARE TRYING TO GET IN"

[xDejahx]

Only Eddie Izzard can make fruit this hilarious XD

[ViolentPixi]

Watching Izzard with the Transcribe Audio on is just so funny.

[mosephi]

LET ALL ZE PEEL COME OFF ONLY IN SMALL CHUNKS

[masercot]

Izzard is difficult to follow when you speak English. I cannot imagine how obscure he is translated into Danish...

[andersfranghettot]

@masercot

Swedish :)

[masercot]

@andersfranghettot Thank you...

[clarinetchum]

That end frame is just too good.

[xXScarletButterflyXx]

My local shop is a poo shop. They organized it about two years ago and the first thing me and my friends said was "This is a POO SHOP!"

People working there looked freaked out.

[RoCKoN3142]

ilove the way he explains things this guy should be a teacher for first graders..."mr. izzard whats sex?" "ahh yeah well sex is all uhhhhggg OH MY!"

[cold197]

his face at the end is funny =L

and i like his coat :)

[coolHalo2Glitches]

This is a poo shop...everything here is made of POO!

[rosey4exclaim]

Oh! And Das Boot is on YouTube Movies for free right now! I want to watch it just because of this! xD

[FallingDownDeep]

@rosey4exclaim the 3 and a half hour director's cut or the "normal" still too damn long version??

[rosey4exclaim]

The only reason I know that Azerbaijan is a real country is because of Eddie Izzard. xD

[wolvekit]

...stalinist oranges... LMAO.

[dylanlaforce18]

Love the very end

[MySkintoneIsSoDavey]

18 people were left out of the satsuma round.

[point1kelvin]

Then why do you enter at the personal hygien section in swedish shops...

[ursie1986]

at 1:41 look at the subs, I don't think they have 'daan the boozer' in this language. i'm pretty sure they think Anabusa is a place.

[CaptainSyndrome]

go to a shop in sweden-nothing happens. go to a shop in USA, well if you do you better be a fucking street fighter champion

[TheMsTrig]

"you very nice". omg hahahahaha

[TenshiChihuahua]

This is a POO shop! EVERYTHING here is made of POO!

[JadeZTCOTGAU9]

@TenshiChihuahua I'm not shopping here! I'm going to Azabazarn!!

[TheGhostilyGhost]

It's the manager...

[73Stargazer]

the squeezey squeezey thing, lol

[valizadi]

I'm from Azerbaijan :-) You're welcomed Eddie.

[FearTheWorm]

This video is terrible. I'm going to Azerbaijan.

[CoolKillerClan]

piss my panties

[lolmanviruss]

zomg lol ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha

[lilred922]

5:14 is great

[MRherpaderp1]

wat a lad, best stand up comedian out

[mrglemrgle10]

"I will do well here"

[cl0vvntiem]

no one can say "fuck off" with quite the finality this man does.

[chrisspencerbarnes]

they say he is sureal but at heart he is a Observational stand-up as well.

[DirtDolphin]

DO NOT LET ZEM GET INTO ZE ORANGE!!

... LOL Eddie is the reason I chose to learn French in highschool.

I'm so weird. CB

[JamieAndSassenach]

svenska!! yeah!

[ChAd2059]

Pause it at the very end XD

[Sasukesmine78]

eddie derp face at the end XD

oh eddie youuuuuuu~ XD

[Mahena13]

17 people don't like cake.

[MrTubeandWatch]

This is a poo shop! Everything here is made of poo!

lmao

[swelinnea94]

handsome as a man, beautiful as a woman or is it the other way?

[TheGameGuru1000]

"Fuck oranges." And that's why there's so much scurvy...

[JCB4CXLWT]

I'm a straight bloke, but I think Eddie looks far better as a tranny. I suppose its part of his image and what defines him to some extent.

[LilFed64]

So oranges can fuck off! I agree wholeheartedly.

[MrHamanah2200]

No, no, dont ripe yet, wait till he gets out of the room, ok, NOW! GO!!!

[tdearsan]

because he isn't homosexual.

[AzeyAze]

@krstcmjns He's transfestite (sp?) *DO NOT TELL ME A FUCKING HORRIBLE SPELLING. I KNOW.*

[maddiferr]

@krstcmjns I strongly disagree. He is gorgeous.

[NanxCakes]

@krstcmjns The only ''obvious'' you stated is that you're an incredibly rude person :)

[chippendaleduo]

@krstcmjns He looks amazing no matter what he's wearing.

[AccidentalGhost]

HAHA Swedish subs!

[TheMetalPenguin]

I like how when he says "I'm off down the boozer" the subtitles say "I'm off to Anabusa" :D

[yityatlvr]

14 people chat people up that talk like that

[thelordmemnoch]

Is it just me or was there a double meaning when he was talking about the German orange, "All the juice will get out...".?

[EcrireFreeze]

2:29

[Slycooper14]

shag daughter. shag! it's a marketing idea! shag for babies! Oh, GOD i can't take it!

[Slycooper14]

suggestions..suggestions...oh, fuck it! lol

[TheJacko124]

I live in Belgium and wine always come first

[kerowyn1]

CANTTTTTTTTT BREATH!!!!!! LOL

[CrazyKitty789]

Now I know why the Doctor hates pears so much.

[MrsDalek]

@CrazyKitty789 OMG, yes! Lol, that is totally why the Doctor hates pears so much! :D

[92BadgeR29]

swedish subtitels :)

[GunnyTheWildheart]

Only Eddie could mime the ripening process so accurately :'D

[TheRitual24]

dude wtf, it says this in my english book :)

[Slycooper14]

my name is ms. smith, i've made apples out of bread and dipping, a bit of green paint and...corragated iron... you know these are horrible_ these apples ms. smith...GO AWAAAAY ms. smith! Go away until yout daughter has a baby! lol

[birchual]

that vitimin bit is such a good observation!

[lyndaek99]

ripen now now now!

[101luke7]

Finger death = fingerbomber in german ???

[lovlyabby]

@101luke7 it is Swedish for finger bombs/torpedoes

[bn1075]

He's more of a male lesbian

[maddiferr]

...yeah, so fuck pears,

[mdb099]

Klömmer jag rätt? lol

[skt8r24]

u do realize hes gay. but that doesnt make him not funny. ORANGES CAN FUCK OFF! and push the pits in 2 places they wont expect them.

this guy is hilarus

[winkerbean1]

@skt8r24 he's not gay. he fancies girls.

[PhillipTunaLunatique]

@skt8r24 he's not gay...he is a male lesbian :)

[Klamath2046]

This man knows his fruit

[PQfile]

I laughed so hard at the pear part

"They're ripe for half an hour!" "No, no, don't ripen yet."

[rubintax]

the skervee lol

[LizzziMerjanen]

1:35 'vitamindoparkommissionen'

antidisestablishmentarianism has some competition from zee germans!

[LizzziMerjanen]

oh shit wait it was swedish

goddamnit i suck with my germanic languages

[cerzule]

"Shag, daughter, shag! It's a marketing idea! Shag for babies!" xD -- my sides are officially splitting!

[EmoChick3333]

im jealous of his legs

[GetOnZePointDummkopf]

They're breaking in... Push all the pips into bits they wouldn't expect!

[MikiZennyuu]

And the new baby satsuma minola km quck badunderderder xD

[Hopeyfish]

WoW Eddie Izzard, is like ...THE COOLEST NAME EVER!!!

[LBadgley13]

Lmfao! Fruit bit is so freakin true x)

[magicmuso]

@LBadgley13 Especially the pears!!!

[MechanicalSunlight]

OMG so true about the fruits xD

[D0g63rt]

Well shucks, it really was a poo shop.

[HarleyQuinn249]

This is a fresh shop! Everything here is fresh! I will do well here.

[GangstaGelee]

haha i LOVE hiimmmmmm hes so funnnyyyyy

[justreallycrazy]

When he said "...finger death charges"

the swedish text said fingerbomber xD

[fattygirlyslimmy]

ha ha ha ha :D

[Bikutolu]

Lol swedish text, i remeber when they brodcasted this in sweden.

[IWantLandingSnow]

"Wait till he goes out of the room...RIPEN NOW NOW NOW! :D"

Eddie i one of my favourite Comedians ever! :D <3♥<3

[reagankrug]

RIPEIN NOW NOW NOW!!!!

[Blonde4Beach]

I had a five acre lot of oranges!!! It is soo true! I moved and my mom requested some form the old place! Gave them to her and they rotted! Thanks for this video! Eddie is my hero!

[rudiggere1234]

this guy's preety funny

but he's one of those people that as soon as you see him you want to punch him in the face

[CHARISSEELIZA]

ORANGES CAN FUCK OFF.

:DDD

[doenen]

"Anabusa"???

lol, i'm pretty sure he said "boozer".

[Slycooper14]

@Chronolyse he just pronounced it differently is all XD its vitamin a b c and d

[Chronolyse]

@Slycooper14

I know. I was just making fun. Eddie rules! He should stick to standup, though.

[pupil8]

"shag daughter, shag"

[elTMorales]

Cool stuff!

[z91tora]

"I'm going to Azerbajan" xDD

[MedianAlcoa]

which subtitles are those? x'D

Anyway he Rules! ^^

[Headphoneguy92]

Swedish

[tams76]

"Go away, Mrs. Smith! Go away until your daughter has a baby!" ROFL ^_^

[Laseranders]

Nice. You managed to cut exactly before the best part. Other than that, great upload!

[taytay625]

This is one of my favorite clips, even above the more popular ones like Death Star Canteen and such.

Especially the Satsuma part and the Squeezy Squeezy part. :D

[Bosshlover]

LOVE him :D.

[VTPPGLVR]

X-D

"it's like a cheap round!"

[tr33hugg3rXD]

<3 this.

[KrisWales3]

Internationally funny!!!!

[horseharriet1996]

squeezy squeezy

lmaooo

[tjf67]

this is a poo shop

[dcbandnerd]

I'm going to Azerbaijan!

[KillaKanl0rd]

DAMN THE PEARS!!! ITS SO TRUE!!!!!

[Weava123]

4:27

great

[valg8]

are the subtitles in norwegian?

[nanagnome]

No, swedish!

I love this!

Shag, daughter! Shag for babies!

[dominokat07]

"Ripen NOW NOW NOW!!!"

LOL! That was a funny place to cut off the video! ^.^

[ThreeCheersForKaylee]

Shag, Daughter, Shag! Lol

Come in with your shiny apples

[SerenityTaps]

"You're very nice."

[Rahtings67]

Yeah, so oranges can fuck off!

[Applechewbacca]

I AGREE ! and pears can fuck off too!

[lillz123456]

is he gay?

[budzillab]

no... in his show called dressed to kill he talk about it and says "I'm more like a male lesbian, i do fancy women."

[LEEINZxomg]

Pears are gorgeous little beasts.

[RoxieLee123456]

"Don't let zem get in zis orange! All the juice vill get out and vill not be good... push all the pips in the bits ze vouldn't expect!!"

God, I LOVE Eddie Izzard.

His boots are really cool, too.

[VTPPGLVR]

i haven't seen his use any sex in his bits in any of these clips. THAT'S a good comedian; they don't cheat by getting a laugh out of something uber-akward. he gets laughs out of humor and A.D.D!!

[taytay625]

Yes, and when he does talk about sex it's "shagging" which is more funny than saying "sex."

[42LightYears]

Haahahahaa!! He's great!! XD

[titipooh123]

I love his accent!

[anubis0217]

ripen now! now! now!!!! hahaha

[maxxamtml]

fuck it out

[kamatej]

shag dother, shag!

[Meakyboy]

the way he says "You're very nice." absolutely kills me

[moneymaker878]

"This is a poo shop every thing here is made of poo im not shoping here". He is sooo funny hows he do it.

[GimmeYourCookies]

ORANGES CAN FUCK OFF! and so can pears!

[nemama]

Oranges can Fuck off !!!! that's what i say.....

[Chong5050]

"Kvickly! Push all da pips into bits dey wouldnt expect!"

[1jaymo1]

I will do well here....:)

[xhypercowx]

what goes on in this mans head? he is amazing!

[LowSociety]

Didn't realize it had Swedish subtitles until the very end. Nice.

[drewwscool]

this is a POO shop!

[goofygoober94]

"i will do well here." *nods head*

[sez93]

hahaha XD i was crying laughing just at the weird thing he does right at the end!! And the when hes chattin someone up eating an orange XD

[Harumikitty]

EDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's so creative! One of the funniest comedians ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlienAnger]

fantastic

[Rensra]

he actually looks like a woman in this one...