Egyptian prophet sets atheists straight

[iRouRoui]

IS HE SUCKING ON THE MICROPHONE ?

[FockerTheLopper]

that is really funny... and sad

[AMxPunk]

I'm an atheist egyptian ex muslim and I think you're an idiot,Fucking morons like you give egyptians a bad name

[DholPrince]

whys he eating the mic?

[jaieet]

*Hits like over and over*

!!!!!!!!

[ElBichoPT]

This guy is more retarded than Bill O'Reilly.

[futton9]

:fucklogic:

[rictusgate]

Is this guy really serious? So much ignorance of basic facts that he can get on the internet or in an elementary science text- he seems to have access to such technology, why not use it to? This has got to be one of the most brilliant Muslim-Poe-jobs I've ever viewed . . . does he think that the changes in seasons is due to how close the earth is to the sun? Maybe he thinks it's hotter on Everest because it's closer to the sun? Take your nose out of that dusty heap you call holy, please.

[bigboy45454545]

The uni-brow belays his obvious intelligence. This video is proof of Evolution. He's a lesser monkey then the rest of us you see.

[nothingtoyouatall]

naturalistic explanations for things ?Thats just crazy ......invisible sky wizard is so much more convincing : \

[rockyqw12]

stop blowing the mic haji.

[nononsenseinrational]

The dude at least set one thing straight: he as no clue.

[rhysinthethroneroom]

mic to mouth contact - too close

[legion1a]

No evolution on Mars?

Who needs more proof than that?

Why do people say religious training harms your ability to be rational?

[SuperMemzzz]

I would love if this guy had a faintest idea about science!

[SuperMemzzz]

@RedDwarffs omg the funniest argument ever!

[Venjita]

You look like a dweeb and you haven't set anyone straight. nor convinced me of your argument.

[calmreason]

This is why faith schools should be closed in UK

[mhender668]

Same old creationist shit. "I can't figure it out, so it must be fucking magic (i.e., god)" You can't debate these nuts. They don't understand science at all, including the theories they are complaining about. Just ask, if I knew nothing about Darwin, the big bang or abiogenesis, how does that still lead a reasonable mind to magic?

[Dahl1980]

Batshit crazy...

[SarcasticamTv]

nothing holding the egg but your hand, bro...did it just bounce?

[mushroomxxxzzz]

too bad

this Idiot is Egyptian

[mushroomxxxzzz]

6:12

(Many ..... Shits..... Sinks) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

I can't stop laughing

[Molhedim]

I cant belive how many retards there are on this planet and how few ppl are smart . I am trully sry many ppl fail , fail , fail and keep failing.

[StrikaAmaru]

... wow. Just wow. US education system would be a vast improvement for these people.

And for fuck's sake, what's. With. The. Shatner. Speak?

[brewerbrian420]

Hey i didn't know George W. Bush was an Egyptian.

[LeeMarcelle]

How is he a prophet?

P.S. I like his hands free kit

[AcerNZ]

OKAYYY!!! now im no atheist... hell.... im no christian... but i was having a REALLY bad day... until i watched this video... my stomach hurts from laughing to much. - Bro...if your going to do a video in a second language.... learn the language first.

[mymom1234]

stop giving the mic a BJ, i dont understand you.

[luisdez81]

WTF is he saying!?!?

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

Christians believe what his "ancestors" wrote, a tribe of bronze age people much, much more in the dark about science than this guy...amazing how religion has been fooling people and making a good profit off of their stupidity and gullibility...however it both angers and saddens me that this is allowed to continue into the 21th century.

[scudster69]

Absolute load of Camel shit!!!!!

[iamihop11]

This poor guy. Shows you the value of even an elementary education. GRAVITY! :)

[mattakudesu]

I...CAN...BARE...LY...UNDER...­STAND...YOU!

[donfishmaster]

DEATH to everyone! Praise Allah!

[KnifeSniper69]

Ok dirka dirka you got the mic a little close there killer

[MrSlimjones]

In Egypt with a painting of a White woman from the days of rapture behind him..bad vibes off top..

[MrSlimjones]

Shut the Hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[labrat1807]

Its nice to see that no one is even bothering to argue against this guy. If you need to demonstrate that he is wrong then we are all in trouble.

[Quintinohthree]

Sometimes you just can't take it anymore. This guy is just completely ignorant and to that he doesn't speak well either.

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

the eating the microphone part made me laugh so hard.

[carpnter2000]

I give him credit for trying to cross the language barrier but huge fail,,,,,lol

[Rchamb21]

The mircrophone doesnt go in your mouth buddy (;

[The1stPoster]

fuck it, I'm converting.

[paulieka]

lmaoooooooo GRAVITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYY



[superhifi]

You can't make this stuff up

[HergotH01]

He actually had prooved that god exists.

There is no way that evolution, driven by surival of only the fittest and smartest would produce such a failure as this guy is. It had to be some crazy god.

[kazen2]

Mmm, needs salt.

[TurboDally]

@TheSidney1961

I had your reaction at first, but then along came more gullible creationists, some of whom believed the Earth to be 6,000 years old. After a while nothing surprises you...Well that's what you think for a long...And then there's this asshole!

[knowthetruth1492]

He's just off his meds.

[matthewm04]

that isnt a penis its a mic

[inswoon]

For the love of god - please be satire..

[CHASCHARLTON]

wow and this is what they call an intelligent creationist, FFS he thinks Chris angel is god lol

[AndreaZ64]

This is just incredible. Thanks Askegg, once in a while one needs to be reminded that people like this actually exist on this planet. This young man evidently lacks any kind of basic education.

And it is obvious he likes his microphone very, very much. A perfect example of microphilia.

By the way, the average earthquake weighs about 435 kilograms :D.

[1337akahunter]

Not sure if serious....

[liarsclub75]

Don't eat that mic, it's not kosher!

[Mesdriver]

You know what?

I think he is right, I will repent.

Tomorrow, it is late in the afternoon here in Holland.

But: first thing tomorrow, promised.

[bocckoka]

okay, now I feel educated.

[feldsliscia]

He's almost deepthroating the mike!

[Polum824545201]

what is he doing to the mic?

[mrmynx]

I Laugh on you.

[ulthea]

There was too much of a gap between each word, that I was unable to mentally reconstruct his sentences fluently. I don't have the attention span for this.

[uskafighter]

Here is to hoping he was one of the pro-Mubarak supporters.

[davelantor]

HAHAHAHA, "EARTH DID NOT FALL" .. LOOL what a retard ...

Technically .. we are (the earth) .. "Falling" towards the sun all the time ...

yes.. but also because of our angular velocity, we are in a state of ORBIT ... DANG

.. EVOLUTION ON MARS FTW !!! .. lol

[francisthechick13]

Move away from the microphone , I'm trying to observe the random Victorian art on your wall. I think you need to plan a date with a razor because you're beard is as hairy as your mama's vajayjay.

[OptimisticCynic715]

Whoa! Looks like Egyptianfirst is right in the thick of it now! 

(Egypt riots)

watch?v=lgFXMrpu7IE

[ShaNagmaImmuru]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! H-EARRRRTH IS HEAVY! WHY DOES IT NOT FALL! LIKE MY BALL HERE! AND BURN LIKE ATAR MATURES(????) OOOOK DUDE!

[tawadi123]

pure idiot who had double jacks on a rocks and smoked hash.

[influenztial]

He's not trying to eat the microphone guys...It's just velcroed into that mess of a beard there.

[Ihatemelee]

I was going to write somthing then read the description and realized it was unnecessary.

[nayanmalig]

humans cannot be so dumb. this is a disinformation video posted by enemies of the church.

[Findsomthingright]

Wow, that man is not a muslim, in his greate chanel a video caled ((the miracles of Mary)) and another Video caled (( the word of God )) talking about his bible, Egypt is an Islamic country but there are 5 Milions of Christians there as i know, every year they using the Laser over their Churches and saying the Mother of Jesus came fore us, muslims themselfs laughing on them .

[radroofer]

This guy needs lessons from Obummer on how to read a tellaprompter

[bodybag22]

This is what happens when your country allows incest and marriage of first cousins.

[fearguis]

This guy is obviously an idiot, but I think he's pretty drunk, to be fair...

[shihouka]

Is this our latest crocoduck award winner?

[nE1canC1]

just imagine how heavy the dot that created the big bang weighed.

[burny6666]

@Nessrriinn love you =)

[captaindisguise]

i dont want to live on this planet anymore lol

[lazimofo90]

the earthquakes are very heavy

[bwood21390]

I love the fact that one of the tagged words is "Camels"

[mcrd2001]

"There are sone people who laugh on me..." Yep, I'll buy that.

[piemakesmelol]

Tasty mike. 

[bobster451]

This guy is a fucking retard.

[mexicofan17]

Hahahahaha I can't wait to see your face when your in front of God

[Newevotime1988]

God is a DICKHEAD he is a PRICK ...... oh wait he doesn't exist ...... nevermind :p

[DarwinAwardsInc]

GRAAAVITYYYYY  hahaha

[Daniasie]

stupid egyptian moron

[viego215]

take that dick out your mouth!! oh my fault its a mic you must be practicing

[thundercrane]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED ONE MINUTE WATCHING THIS RETARD!!!! JUST SWALLOW THE MIKE AND CHOKE ALREADY! YOUR RELIGION IS ONE OF HATE AND NO REASON.I AM AN ATHEIST AND YOU MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE!!

[foobee2]

"or blown up by some fanatic.....just sayin" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......love it

[ZotThithmaKarin]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah­ahahhahahahahahaahahhahaahh u ar cool fool man

[somethingdiffereable]

Wow! That really turns my atheistic views around. I never heard such a scientific Islamic view such as that. I think I'll go down to the nearest mosque and sign up. You have successfully converted me . Who knows maybe I can become a suicide bomber and get my 72 virgins in the afterlife. Praise Allah! and death to the infedels!

[AGNOSSI]

Roll those R's and be reminded that no how badly you wish it, that mic is not a penis.

[KaiReign]

Didn't I see this guy in "Team America?"

[Mrgoodguy99]

I dont he speaks english and dont understand what he says, he just reads something :D

[nagozualdean]

i dont actually understand his logic

[ejdf870]

This guy is on the level of Borat.

No wonder reason is so hard to instill in Islam. Many of them don't even understand the basics of science. I'm surprised they don't still think the earth is flat.

This is SO bad, I'm inclined to think it's a spoof.

[guitarbastrd]

It's kinda frightening that these brain-damaged douche-balls are allowed out in public unsupervised!

[Vogter2100]

Wow what a moron ignorant retard.

[guendoloena1]

retard!!

[drsambo74]

take the fucken mic out your gob you fool

[DarwinAwardsInc]

GRAVITYYYYYY!!!!

LOL!

[Herpkid56]

God damn shvae for a change and use some toilet paper

[Brezable]

Ow thats why the scientific community is nonexistent in the Islamic world

[nayanmalig]

gravity does not work. god is holding the planets together. otherwise they fall & bounce like golf balls. are these the scientists that the sharia law can throw up? i feel like throwing up. idiot quack. pretending to be a scholar. just like dr.naik .

[nayanmalig]

@YemeniSoldier so cutting off hands, stoning to death, beheading is when the golden age sharia comes? fantastic. can u also tell me the scientific development & innovations that were done under the sharia law? never heard about it.

[Sanimangas]

@YemeniSoldier

To be honest, I only learned about Islam and it's religion a few days ago from my world history class and I have to say, everything you said was true. Sorry for my rude comment, I was uneducated a few days ago.

But what's up with this guy, trying to prove that God=Science?

[laflugantabastardo]

@Sanimangas

Science is part of their classical culture, as stated below. That's why it's the only type of apologetics you'll receive from them. :-)

[Sanimangas]

This is what happens when you don't believe in science.

[defiythelie]

What the fuck is this guy saying, why the fuck is there a mic stuck to his face, and why the fuck does he have Victorian? art on the wall?

[keggerous]

omg dude . . .. is this fo real? he kinda cute actually in like a little kid thats retarded kinda way.it almost seems like they plucked him straight out of the 13th century or something

[wanafly12]

i have seen retarded people before but this guy is the worst case i have ever seen

[stratocaster539]

it's said that 'ignorance costs a fortune' If this guy is typical, then the cost for him is not only high, but much higher for the rest of us having to share the same planet.

He went to the doctors - the doctor said ' looks nasty - what happened?' the microphone said - 'it started as a boil on my arse'.

[verstwo2]

lolz...why is he eating the mic?!?!?!

[monty78pig]

IDIOT!

IM SORRY BUT IM AFRAID THAT US WITH MORE BRAINCELLS THAN TEETH (KNOWN TO YOU AS 'INFIDELS'), DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT, DO YOU EXPECT US TOO JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SO?

BTW IF YOU PUT THAT MICROPHONE ANY FURTHER INTO YOUR MOUTH ITLL BE COMING OUTTA YOUR ASS!

[alexandermccarthy]

The Earth doesn't "hang in free space", please dust off the science books and stop spouting shit.

[kshepherdgmail]

@alexandermccarthy Besides, even if it did, where would it fall? And if it did, we don't feel the rotation of the earth what makes people think we would feel any sort of "fall"? The "hanging in free space, thus god exists" argument fails hard.

[golbarga]

This guy is the most retarded creature. I loved is scientific arguments :)

[Samurailord]

Take the microphone out of your mouth ffs! You are not supposed to eat that thing!

[LastOptionPils]

What the hell does this have to do with Darwin! Stop blowing the mic and explain.

[jazz4]

I've ran out of how many terrible endorsements there are for religion - if we just forget the terrorism, the child molesting preists or the hanging of homosexuals. The ignorance of people is just so depressing, arent they wondering why they're failing to inspire "non-believers" or why they're not swaying the minds of people with alternative faiths? It is literally a delusion, how anyone can speak such utter fallacies on the universe is just a disgrace to humanity.

[mmmodafoca]

Now i kinda understand how they (muslim people) have the mentality to fly planes into freaking buildings.. WTFF is this guy sayingg???

[OpenReligiousvids]

Is he trying to chew the microphone. hilarious!

[dathwampeer]

hahaha

I lol'd hard.

Nice thinking batman. Keep trying. You'll get the eventually.

[PFCAhammed]

LOL PML

[TheChrisDahl]

your fucking ratarded

[Kincajou]

Awesome eyebrows!!!

[kaiser1977ful]

run islamic forrest....run!!!!

[kaiser1977ful]

shuuu

my english is bad, but at least I can speak fluidly

[Chaaarge]

I learned one thing from this video, I must get me a camel!

[TheCrocoduck]

all these religions are so full of themselves. I have been through so much in life and these religious people keep popping out of nowhere blabbering about their gods. i have yet to see god. seems to me they're all full of shit.

[lardo444]

this guy is a FUCKING CLOWN. he's trying to get the microphone in his mouth

what the fuck? shut the fuck up.

[lardo444]

the Holy Ghost appeared to me last night. (maybe it was the tooth fairy, it was dark i couldn't tell.) anyway he spoke in a deep echoing voice and said. "lardo, go spread the word of Bob." Bob? i said, he said, "yes, spread the word of Bob." so i said, "I'm ready, I'm ready." he said, "Perfect, now go." then he disappeared back into the closet. i'm not sure what he meant.

man, thats one goofy ghost.

peace, lardo.

[Regurtless]

The microphone. You're doing it wrong.

[zombiegrease]

... this guy's retarded...

[Treekodar]

He's reading what he's saying.

[BrendanIsCool]

hold the microphone closer to your mouth

[TheRadicalRyushin]

Egyptian Prophet. I sure hope you are not Muslim, because you will offend so many people by calling yourself a prophet, especially since in Islam Muhammad is the last prophet. Therefore, anyone calling themselves a prophet in the modern age world be regarded as infidels or heretics. Well irregardless of you being Muslim or Christian, since they both don't acknowledge any modern prophet.

[christoph2005]

Dude, it's a desktop mic. You don't have to eat it to get it to work.

Now take your hand and open it with the palm facing toward the ceiling.

Swiftly bring your palm up and place it upon your face to make a gentle slapping sound.

[beneehall]

You know, this is SO bad, I'm beginning to think that it's either a spoof or dis-information by the psyops folks.

After all, they used a fake Osama Bin Laden to justify the invasion if Afghanistan. That was after they claimed they had proof that OBL was the ringleader. You know, the proof they never revealed.

[prep4md]

"He certainly does not know how to think, which is probably the single biggest issue we must tackle." So true.

[MadMikeBurke]

This is quite funny, what's he trying to do to his microphone?

[kailabreece]

He gets pretty intimate with that mic... lmao.

Is this a serious video?? The egyptian guy comes across as someone who's only read a SINGLE book in his life.

[nayanmalig]

I now understand why anwar sadat the egyptian pm signed a peace treaty with israel.

[Atheeizm]

Well Im sold.

[BrooksForDelegate]

You sure set me straight.

Praise God...er...Allah...or whatever.

[Richy15251]

this guy is hilarious

[billygundum]

IM DONE

[nayanmalig]

this guy was fucked by a camel in the desert. the intense desert heat/fuck wiped out his brain cells. there is no other way you can get so dumbed down.

[paultwomany]

I.....want....him.....electroc­ute....pleez.

[TattooedSnakeLady]

so very painful



[supersebra]

Im having a really hard time understanding whats being said.

[wangzorman]

this is why islam needs to be wiped off the face of the earth 

[WVI]

How does that mic taste?

[sorrysonofa]

@WVI in soviet russia, moic tastes you.

[kecu0]

Oh, and askegg, your comments and the little clips added just sealed the deal. They made me laugh as much as this joke of a man ¦ D

[kecu0]

Nom nom nom :)

All bow down and praise god for your camels! You know you love them, really ;)

Seriously, I've not laughed this much at stand up comedians.

[MartinJWillett]

This is a very good educational clip. When we was swallowing the mic he sounded terrible. When the mic was nowhere to be seen he sounded terrible too. Good sound comes by having the mic a moderate distance away and [radical idea alert] do a fucking sound check level before you start recording.

[D4vy87]

Newton is spinning in his grave.

[MartinJWillett]

@D4vy87 until acted upon by another force.

[luxfair]

Poor bastard needs education.

[stocrat]

If he is prophet, why god didn't give him a bit smarter eyes? And please. mr. prophet, take that tampon out of your mouth, that video could be 2 minutes.

[arealisticone]

he...reads...tooo.....sloww...­.ly...for..me...

[spinspermy]

The best standup comedy :D

[darpachief]

loooool even tho simple....his arguments are awesome.

[Dimitrij90]

OMG :D like a robotor ^^ And with an empty head

[Yoshimiko951]

WHY IS HE EATING THE MIC?! I don't even care what his point is, STOP EATING YOUR MICS PEOPLE, It does not make your point any more or less valid, it just annoys the hell outa people.

[hammersmoomoo]

Actually the Christians and the Muslims believe in the same god... Islam is based on the Old Testament... Of course muslims would never admit to that, but anyone who does a little research will find that much of what is in the Koran is in the Old Testament.

[hammersmoomoo]

Why is the mic stuck to his mouth? I didn't even hear anything he was sayin cause I was busy wondering why it looks like he's eating the mic... lol.