People's emotions explained

[estherhorsegirl14]

do on on crushing! it'd be super funny

[ashweenass]

keep pressing zero

[Cami09MHB]

do a video on Christmas and why we celebrate it

[DonSchvester]

he reminds me of john cleese sometimes

[walkthroughsndstuff]

Hey Danny, since your next vid will be your 500th vid, you should do a 500th vid special thing.

[OneLoveOneUmmah]

Is this Robby rotten from Lazy town, or the Grinch?!

[OneLoveOneUmmah]

Is this Robby rotten from Lazy town!?

[Reip187]

I thought this was about emoticons. I am sad now :(

[zazazom]

how can you follow your heart? do you like ripp it out and put it on the floor? but that would kill you wouldnt it...

[Elvin6669]

Danny, can you tell why peoples need to eat more than one time a day? I see it such a waste..

[bobsmaskyaymannmcr]

because you get hungry and it keeps your metabolism going. there. problem solved.

[rhettcoolgek]

the chikken and egg quostion is lame cuz it's already solved. there where dinosaurs before chikkens and dino's already layd eggs so the egg was earliuer than the chikken

[Verlast]

This video is fake and gay!

[eiZzil010]

Personally I think we frown because we're sad. Not that that actually matters

[yagtar1]

U FRIGGEN ROCK!!!!

[austinisme2477]

he kinda rips off jim carrey but its cool because he does it well lol

[piyerow]

SevBG Needs to get a vowel in his name?

What?

[AleksM1991]

e is a vowel :D

[conniemacdonald]

ooh a new channel about "things"...

[DoctorYoda1]

Jesi ti lud u picku materinu xD

[NmanTheNman]

ovde je malo mladji nego na srpskim lekcijama :D

[ticijevish]

Citaj me citko, Danny, razgibaj glasnice prije snimanja i, zabogamiloga, poklopi taj lonac sa kiselinom!!

[zejebant]

U PICHKU MATERINU BRE!!!))))))

[daneee22]

hes kinda like ace ventura but i like it

[HooplahBoyzAtTwelve]

Daanny, there is a vowel in his name =D

[Mu5clehead]

quit hating

he's just doing his job

[yagtar1]

Making Vids on youtube is not his job though xD I see you point thouigh

[Mu5clehead]

lol youtube's paying him for these vids

[h333333333h]

Jebeno... BRE!

[rexxar222]

@h333333333h haha slazem se :D

[h333333333h]

xD da

[mijonja]

He reminds me of Mr Gruber from Allo Allo TV show. :)

[AbsoluteCheese]

i dont know who you are or what you are supposed to be doing (rather than youtube videos) but you are bloody hilarious. i would also like to point out i have seen a number of your videos and i am going to subscribe, every single one of these videos has made tears of laughter roll down my cheek and i just dont understand why. could it be the ridiculous facial expressions or even the ludicrous voices??......i dont know, but what i do know is that you need to keep these vids coming they crack me up

[Renattta3]

YOU'RE HILARIOUS!!! :)

[Tyrunea]

Wow Scotty. I thought someone taking after Star Trek would be.... smarter, and less of an asshole.

Should go on Twitter, where maybe someone will care!

[morgangamer22]

nice

[TheKnockout134]

my friend danny hes name did have a e so its a vule my tasty lemon drop

[jadejohnson2233]

You remind me of that guy on

that movie... lol bruse o mighty.

YOUR FUNNY:)

[animebob13]

youre a combo of all the greatest comedians ever

[ohyaygoodygoody]

you should do one on the meaning of life....XDD that'd be great.

[AcidHead27]

What's the rooster?

[SxeScotty]

lmao?

[AcidHead27]

then it must be GOD

<:O

[SxeScotty]

he's sayoing the chicken or the egg first? but it was actually the rooster who was first if u don't get the analogy idk.

[AcidHead27]

I get the damn analogy, I'm just asking what is it that the rooster represents. I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED xD

[SxeScotty]

the fact you don't get what analogy means is funny but if you don't get it don't worry about it.

[AcidHead27]

Man, what's up with all the stuck up dicks on youtube?

[SxeScotty]

Well I wouldn't be a dick If you weren't such a blatent douche-bag. "i get the analogy it's just i don't get the analogy" lmao what a tool.

[AcidHead27]

Well you know what I think? you can't take a fucking joke :l it wasn't meant to be funny, but you just took it way seriously.

[SxeScotty]

I can't take a joke? it's not a joke it's you not knowing what analogy means and pretending liek you do.

[AcidHead27]

Wow, I know what a fucking analogy is, the joke was specifically that I pretended I knew what an analogy was, but I asked as if I didn't know. It's a joke, when you act like a retard on purpose it's funny here, you're different. Shit has to be explained in order for you to understand that you're not always right. dumbass

[SxeScotty]

I'm suposed to read your mind through text comments. Go kill yourself little one.

[AcidHead27]

Perhaps you shouldn't jump to conlusions and judge a person through a comment. I want you to do me a favor, perhaps even youtube a favor. grow up.

[SxeScotty]

I'm sorry I can't tell when someone is being a douche-bag and trying to "joke around" while just sounding like a tool. The fact you say "youtube a favour" means you've been on this site for less then a month and rarely actually comment on things haha. Don't be angry your young and don't understand words above 3 syllables you just need an education is all.

[AcidHead27]

So if I don't understand what an analogy is, I require intensive education as if I'm mentally handicapped? If you checked my channel, I've clearly been on youtube longer than 3 months, infact I've had 2 seperate accounts that were made in 2006, but if you don't believe me that's your problem. I seem to be noticing a pattern as well, everytime I bring up a decent argument, you bring up some stupid ass remark that has nothing to do with anything but your damn ego.

[AcidHead27]

i think it's about time we end this, you're getting damn annoying and I would appreciate it if you didn't comment back. Kay thanks.

[SxeScotty]

"whenever i bring up a good argument" so "you grow up, omg i was joking" is a good arguement? jesus you really are borderline handicap aren't you? just go kill yourself and help everyone in your family out by not needing to deal with your retarded ass anymore.

[AcidHead27]

Funny, another hippocrit in the world xD

[fasterpussycatwinger]

you remind me of paul giamatti,john cooper and rob shniter and jim cary

[SxeScotty]

HE reminds you of 4 comedians in 3 minutes? damn .... how is that even possible.

[AcidHead27]

one person can have recognizable traits that 4 different people might have. Simple. And it's not that amazing.

[SxeScotty]

Your a fuckin retard kid , If someone reminds you of 4 people in 3 minutes of video it makes you add kid or bipolar or some medical shit i don't know. Fuck off douche-bag go eat a cock.

[AcidHead27]

Well, mister smart ass, Danny has been making videos for a long time, have you ever wondered if the person saw the other hundreds of videos this guy made and picked up various traits from there? I'll say it again, you are a stuck up RETARD.

[K3nnym0ran]

lol 0:53

[raTex199994]

or a pupie maybe it was a pupie ...freak :D:D

[sang1441]

.....laughter isn't an emotion.....

[xXBlinDXx12]

at 0:39 your voive doubles LOL

[angelofdarkwinds]

Hey Danny, can you make a report on love? There's a lot on sex and flirting, bot none on love yet.

please!

[smarte10]

about...aaaaa ...things

[LittleBox87]

Danny, svaka ti cast BRE!!!

U PICKU MATERINU!,so we can understand eachothers more likely. Cheers,ili sto bi se ono reklo -UZDRAVLJE !!!

[Sanata50LbsBurrito]

danny, will you do a gradual report on why soap makes bubbles? ive always wanted to know why it does that

[Dmitarned]

Blowing candles with WD40...Danny, that was hillarious!!!!

[JGALexperience]

hey danny, can u make a video on why dogs eat there own poop? moy dog eats mine too. its weird

[sebbyrules]

Your dog eats your poop?

[OOOuise]

do a video on 'what a wonderful world' :D

[novoselrok]

Can you make a video about Slovenia :D ?

Maybe a funny slovene - english translation?

[ivos01]

Danny can you make a report about farts?? pls

[znj07]

Dear Danny, what do you think about sex before marriage? and generaly, when should people have sex?

[gansterlkj]

when they're ready ..

[znj07]

-_-'

no shit sherlock... i wanted for danny to explain it, in his unique way... and btw., if anyone is stupid enough to ask for such advices on youtube, don't bother explaining him ;)

[gansterlkj]

ur probably right .. they'll find out sooner or later .. especially after they had sex for the first time .. "No! I want my virginity back .. I wanted my first time to be with Hayden Christensen or Hitler!" okay they probably dont say that .. okay totally wrong track .. they say Stalin and Hitler .. just forget this rant of nonsense .. i'm very very tired ..

[MiaNicole101]

ok so its been five days...where have you been? its time for a new video :)....

[canOFawesome]

u remind me so much of jim carrey

[C0rw1n]

Looking in retrospect, the more videos you make, the longer time it takes you to say final summation :)

[KasandraBiance]

If you were my bio teacher in school, i'd actualy enjoy going to school. you're awsome sweetness.

[OhOneOfThose]

UUHhg same one! Time to go to work Danny 8)

[smrtclub]

yo danny in ur next video can u explain what came first the chicken or the egg? im really confusd XD

[sugabebzz]

i love the beginning, it was cute. lol

X'D

[October30Scorpio]

i think his fit ;) .... lawl his so funny!!! :þ

[rockerdud93]

nice bro how old are u

[Aleksandar94wg]

Tooo Srbine...

[MrDuke66]

is he drunk ??? cool anyway:D

[sexyfantasyclub]

cool video

[vekijajaja]

jou are great comeon make something new and funny perhaps about h1n1(pig flue) pandemic U PICKU MATERINU !!!! xD

[R4D3QN]

ahhah,....."freak"....your vids are awesome! ive seen al of them!

[PetarKenobi]

You should make another serbian lesson, and maybe some videos on stereotypes, irony, religous opsession and satanic psychopaths...

[RadiationNeon]

Why do we eat instead of using sunlight for energy?

[theHandofFate84]

cause humans cannot use photosynthesis to create energy

[RadiationNeon]

why not?

[blackskirt555]

you move your eyebrows a lot :)

[DFaz3]

Your comment made me watch his eyebrows the entire video.

[theHandofFate84]

LMAO

[Pantosdjuro]

beate ... kralj si ... da li imas facebook?

[bethamakins8]

the sad stuff is pretty funny hahaha! good job good job homie.

[crazystupidu2]

i think emotions are caused by little emotion men (EMOS for short) that live inside a hole in ur brain and make you feel stuff

[SeanDevereux999]

I love you, you absolute lord.

[akumacornflakes]

Man, I didn't know Max Headroom was still alive and kicking! What happened to your snazzy wireframe background?

[360devil]

Lol[:

[NiwaB23]

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[chiyerano]

Awesome!

[wooterman]

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[dhruvmini01]

Hey this is dhruvmini01. I'm wondering what do you if you go out with a girl she dumps you after a long while, then you miss her alot then ask her out again but she says no. But her friend knows that the girl you went out with still likes you. What do ya do please make a vid. thank u

[genobahamut1337]

Well, dhruvmini01, you realise that there are more girls out there and if she's too chicken to commit then you move on. Try giving him a topic that isn't boring.

[dhruvmini01]

well i asked her out yester day she said no so im goin out with this other girl right now i dont really like it so umm if you can give more advice that would be awesome

[genobahamut1337]

If you don't like it, then don't do it. As for the girl you asked out, ignore her. If she doesn't want to go out, then you move on. If there's nobody you like right now, then be single for a while. There's nothing wrong with that.

[coopdehwhoopable]

If i was created by emotions i think i would be in an asylum right now. ^^ GO ADHD!!!!!

[KYheadbangerREDNECK]

or maybe it was a puppy...lmao you NEED to do one on why people like music. tell us we gotz to know!

[joshstep1]

things..........lol

[xxMoNsTeRxxEnErGyxx]

i say you do a video on our dumb fuck government

[InvaderZigg]

I choose to maim with a bucket of acid XP ... I am partial psychopathic... lol, 1:58

[Miru20]

0:02 XD

[safemodeins]

Tell us when you start the other channel (:

[croatish7]

do a gradual report about human body temperature

[0o0marcoz0o0]

Why we pee

[behindyou123456]

Dear Danny, why don't you make a video about PIE! YES, PIE! XD :D

[yoksa1987]

i think that some tv station will offer u a contract soon, i would....

ПОЗДРАВ ИЗ СРБИЈЕ, БРАТЕ У ПИЧКУ МАТЕРИНУ!!!!!!

[Shubie27]

Keep it up Danny, you are doing great.

[skargoplex]

2:26 = me.

[taybabe712]

just a tip for life.. E IS A VOWEL.

:)

[xolithe]

"ET" cetera, not "eck' cetera.

[Sterces]

Research...right right.

[ilspaturnaz]

Danny I really want to send you this web page I made. Is there any way I can send It to you in an attachment? (it's not porn)

[greenboy7187]

send him the link in a messege you ape

[psarah1012]

hehe monkeys like penguins =]

[acowsbrain]

2:21

[skshero]

nice dane u rock

[ilspaturnaz]

I love you Danny in the most un-gay way possible.

[4thenoobs]

when some one says what came frist

"what came 1st the chicken or the egg"

well.. my theory is the egg cam frist, why? well lost of research has been done and dinasours laied eggs, one egg might somehow ended up as a animal related to the chicken, not nessesarly the chicken, and like evolurtion its came to be a chicken. thats my point of view

[imfamoussk8]

im always sad

[DennimRabit]

The Chicken came before the Egg.

Think about it.

"What Came First The Chicken Or The Egg?"

Chicken came first in the sentance.

It's a riddle. The Chicken came first. then the Egg.

[psarah1012]

i thought it meant like the chicken needed to come first so that it could have the egg...

[DennimRabit]

Nope. I think it's a riddle meant to stump people like us.

[greenboy7187]

my point persicly

[KtuluGod]

Picka ti materina smrdljiva, ajde snimaj tu 5-u epizodu Serbian lesson. Dosta mi je cekanja da ti izdrkas kurac.

[WiiSportsResorter]

Awsome book

[shefshofabsehr]

Dan, you should really consider doing an entire show about this new thing, grimey... piles? YES GRIMEY PILES!!!!! ohhh boy would it tickle me pink, a show about young men frolicking through fields of these... GRIMEY PILES. think what we could learn!

[666PATRISHA666]

ti si jebeno dobar-u pičku materinu ;))

[NinjaDeathstarVideos]

too bad if you finish that book too quick lol

[JakDivinci]

0:11 actuly - E is a vowel...

[dae0987]

ya i was lookin at tht like wat e is a vowel

A E I O U and sometims Y i forget tht sumtimes i 7th grade haha

[cry4me2day]

Actually your right and Actually , Actually is spelled Actually, got it? xD

[memaromaru]

you should do a show on why older men/women get sexually involved with young boys/girls. i know how that might sound but i think it would be interesting to know why people do that kinda thing, other than being told they are sick.

[bighugejake]

I think is cause they like it that way. It makes them happy.

[bobbyj49]

Because young boys/girls are better looking than older men/women. Just because you're 90 doesn't mean you run after 90 year olds.

[chiyerano]

Even though they should be running after 90 year olds.

[chiyerano]

Not the young boys/girls. Everybody should just do it with people in their own age range.

[raymanspy95]

you should do a video about FBI well i think it would be funny but it may be stupid so but great vidoe you still make me laugh like always.

[matthedges28]

he is on my top five comedians with Jo Koy,Chris D'elia,Dane Cook,Jeff Dunham and Danny

[billmaster17]

anyone Ever hear of Chuggaaconroy

The Gradual Report sounds exactly like him. THERE BOTH AMAZING

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

You're cute.

[motorcangle320]

was that a fear and loathing reference at 1:54?

[popsticky09]

lol he makes it fun to learn about the most random things like ponkeys

[chiyerano]

I was going to say menguins but ponkeys work too.

[Merceinarie080]

Well penguin monkey is close.... its more like we are all offspring from 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel

[H057IL3]

Didn't you already start another channel about the Top 5?

By the way, you should start a live show!

[xDemonKittyx]

I like you...you're funny, but you can also learn some very random things from you....very nice

[InSaNeSkAtEr09]

this is the kind of guy who deserves to be a famous comedian

[mirazicivan]

hahahaha I need to comment this again :DDD SWEET START :DDDD HAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHA :DDD

[familet]

hey man why dont u do one on the racisam??? or is that a hard subject for you :)

[hypertechmkmk]

PEDERA!!!! S-MILEY FACEEEEE

[darkkevin77]

HElll YEahhhh A Mac Pro :D !!!!!

[screamer373]

is that why it's 'poonapple' it is like poontang?

[hnd4me]

cant wait for the second channel about SEX lol

[Fra2392]

Danny you should make a facebook to go along with your twitter, keep the vids up they're awesome!