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  • Beat is RJD2 - Weatherpeople.

    I love you guys, y'all have great rhymes and great tastes.

  • obama talks sence because he yous to smoke weed

  • Gotta love the picture of Bush at the end:

    "Sir, we haven't found any WMD's. We think this is wrong, what we're doing..."

    "Cool story, bro!"

  • NORGE FTW ;D

  • Have a Double-Plus good week, Juice News! :D

  • Well said my friend!

  • Only fucked up part in this vid... the Norwegian dude sounds GERMAN!!!!!

  • Now that I remember the story the stupid bomb didn't eve hit the surface, It was a big disgrace since they brought it on National television expecting some effect only to get no effect. Heck maybe the beings living there didn't like our little bomb and destroyed it

  • I love how there's the unrealistic conspiracy hippie, the close-minded war patriot and the sharp minded newscaster in between that reads between the lines but still sticks to reality, love the stereotypes you use! you might say it's satire on a greater level! absolute fan and from now on subscriber, cheers!

  • what on earth has he done to promote peace? He talked about it once or twice in a dope SSpeech XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

  • wow that is an eye-opener

  • Y U NO RAP REAL NEWS!?

  • wie give obama the piece price for not beeing george bush LMAO

  • @Masterpiece55555 yeah when i 1st saw that i bursted out laughing because its the truth

  • head the warning, pay attention to the world around you, seek the truth

  • I wrote a comment on this video several months ago with the current number of view at that time. The number was almost the same as now, but my comment is gone. Youtube, what are you doing?

  • @goxoni "it's not who votes but who counts the votes that matters" -Josef Stalin

  • English captions finally available for RN1-3 - thanks to Ismael for the work :)

  • The background music on this one is so annoying

  • Suspiria!

  • How fast can u comeup with these raps? Need to be consistant.

  • Well I hope those Libyan Rebels are loving those Tomahawk missiles being shot towards them from us. :|

  • Love it Keep Coming

    Greetings from Switzerland

  • i just watched every video in a row.. this shit is absolutely brilliant.. im jealous

  • wtf how does this not have like 10,000,000 views????

  • THIS IS NUTS!!!!! DUDE YOURE AWESOME KEEP DOING THIS!!!!!!

  • MFW they pull out the music from Suspira/Inferno

  • Love to alumni hat

  • i want to see general Baxter vs. the guy from Pakistan ;)

  • The Norwegian guy sounds more like a German... =P

  • What is the opening song? The chime sounding instrument... its from a metal song that I haven't heard in years, but now I want to know what it is.

  • "We awarded Obama the nobel prize for NOT being George Bush" ROFL

  • ....You punk! Blackwater will be kicking in the door of your home soon..... I love this!

  • cage beat haha nice choice

  • Obama can't be a pharaoh, otherwise he would understand public work projects better.

  • thubs up if your watcing this in 2011

  • This is probably the best one its my favourite.

  • Man i get goose bumps when R.F says All is well when all is war and didnt we read that in Orwell.... reading 1984 again good book

  • By the way, who is the 'higher authority', that will decide where we are and/or are not allowed? Please.

  • @romanmir01 Look Up New World Oder The 'higher authority'

  • sexy-drive, .........seen that sex video with him when he was about 19 at a Hotel in miami lol.. go here to see it now.....Starzexposed...dot...c­om............. ( freaky girl Followed by the rude phatazz )

  • YOU DON'T KNOW AMON RA....

  • head boppin....

  • Lol, Your norwegian parody is equal of norwegians pretending to be germans :P

  • "norwegian faggots" Danm fuck you general baxter -.-

  • haha is all true, fokin americans

  • @osgarmo8 you sir are just as close minded and ignorant as you claim americans to be.

  • "Amon Ra, the antichrist,a pshyco,a tyrant clone,a lying phoney, a hypnotist in the Messiah zone!!" fuckin brilliant.

  • This is pretty good.

  • Why was there an Egyptian symbol on Robert's folder when Moonseed was talking about Obama being a pharaoh? Is there something you're not telling us, Robert?

  • You know something is wrong when terrorists, conspiracy theorists, and generals agree to something.

  • Torbjorn sounds more like a German than a Norwegian. There's a reason Germany's not included in the Scandinavian countries: completely different language/history/culture!

  • The nobel prize isn't norwegian it's swedish! THAT NORWEGIAN SNOOP IS A LIAR!

  • @alexlinde56 Actually Nobel gave the right to give out the peace prize to the Norwegians. Apparently he thought the Swedes had been too involved in warfare throughout the preceding centuries and didn't deserve the honor or something.

  • Obama shouldn't have won it.

    Honestly, GANDHI never won the Nobel price for Peace and he did a billion more things towards for peace than Obama could even wish to do.

    It's sad, really... Even the Norwegians can be corrupt and paid off...

  • I was sad to call my self Norwegian when the committee announced the winner.

    Btw we are not all Vikings here.

  • The moon pwns you! haha

  • @TheGreatBunghole16 It is own! Stop the madness! Typo :)

  • 2:31 Foil hat goes bye-bye.

  • wow "nobels message seems to be war is peace, and its all well when all is war, and didnt we read that in orwell" *1984*

    wow awsome rhyme using the book instead of saying it

  • HOLY SHIT! ITS Goblin's "Witch" watch?v=QE1q2QLV5lU I wonder what the other songs on Juice News is, now....

    I love this series, and that band.

  • eloquent, and true as... sad world we're living in.

  • Obama is the 44th president, and he mentioned "WAR" 44 times when he accepted his peace prize. Also, research the "NORWAY SPIRAL" which appeared the night before in Norway.

  • The moon pwned you!

  • let's put it this way

    Bush 2001-2009 = Afghanistan, Iraq. "War President", hated around the world. Left with 10 trillions dollars national US debt.

    Obama 2009-2016 =Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, Iran, Egypt, Pakistan, Palestine. Nobel Peace Price 2009, "Peace president" loved around the world.

    Will leave with over 23 trillions dollar national US debt.

  • @athlonz2007 Woot! GoBama! I hope your not hating on our peaceful president.

    I wonder how the hell we got 23 trillion dollars in debt. I barely get 2k and I have people blowing up the phone and beating down the door.

  • Amazing Orwell reference.

  • Well, strangely enough, I don't think that youtube is tampering with the views counter.

    I conducted an experiment on Omegle.

    First video show: Daft bodies, success rate for watching more than one minute was around 70%

    Second video: Rapnews 5, success rate around 1%

  • @rodomirify Nice work! I hope you can verify this with hard data, so as to be a little more credible. OR, I hope that your not serious :| in which case, "Ha!"

  • @TheSleepChamber Umm, unfortunately, you will have to believe me on this one, I mean, should I have filmed every single session I did on Omegle?

  • @rodomirify I can take your word on it, but it doesn't lend any credence to your story. Your sample group was too small, you have no supporting documents, and they could have been biased.

    So I hope again you weren't trying to prove anything by asking 10 people on some unknown service if they like rap news. Hell, they could be rightwingers Republicrats for all you know.

    Good luck with your properly conducted poll.

  • @TheSleepChamber It was just a poll, not a scientific study, and that poll wasn't even published. And wouldn't a site that talks to RANDOM people be more conclusive than any other kind of communications site? He can't publish his results unless he properly recorded the poll, but he can still share his results on youtube, where only maybe 1/3 of the people will actually read it. Chill out, you're interrupting an argument that you weren't even a part of.

  • @TheHeatfran All I am saying is, Xe is presenting data, UNVALIDATED, completely subjective, and biased, and proclaiming it as the reason rap news has less views today, than it did a year ago. I could take a screen cap of the view count, and show it to you in the future, but its still open to debate: Photoshop is damn prevalent, so the data is invalid. And how can you proclaim that all respondents in the "poll" were/are not biased against rap? Thats the main point of contention, data is invalid

  • Where the hell is the world going at when "Charlie bit my finger "has 250 million hits and this 100k.

  • Have a double + good week!

  • @THELITTLERIVERNERD doubleplusgoodweek, is how it's spelled.

  • Have a double + good week!

  • This shit's insane, blowing through the roof.

    All I do is nod, every word you speak he truth

    I simply can't describe, how happy you make me feel

    Finally someone comes along, their mission keeping it real

    I cant get over, the Authoritarian motive disguise.

    Filling the media with their filthy rotten lies.

    When we say that harming earth its a statement in decline

    When we claim proceeds of crime, ill be the honoured man… Standing first in line

  • @SoWrongProducitions For a monorhyme and no multiples you sure got alot of thumbs up for a pretty petty 8 bars!

  • This one is one my my favorite songs now. Big ups to "Thobjorn Jakland" and "Terrence Moonseed"

  • the moon pwn you! lol...

  • ALL IS WELL WHEN ALL IS WAR

  • What do you do with the "Noble Peace Prize"?In Alcoholics Anonymous meetings people sleep & don't tell about anything! Then why go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings? Why can the people drink? What is wrong with that?

  • Peace! Now i should get the Noble Peace Prize!

  • moon pwned you!

  • word!!!!!!

  • @horgyboy Sylllable!

  • WAKE THE HELL UP AMERICA! --- Join the Revolution

    -

    Read “Common Sense 3.1” at ( revolution2.osixs.org )

    -

    We don’t have to live like this anymore. "Spread the News"

  • @MorpheusX001 WAKE THE HELL UP AMERICA! --- Join the Anti-Alcoholics Anonymous Revolution!!! A.A. meetings just want you to remain silence & never discuss your experience, strength, & hope. A.A. is just for retards!!! Selfish & self-centered.

  • these RAP NEWS needs transcription at least, and/or subtitles for other languages!!!

    great job!!

  • @Neobhaal Rap about Alcoholics Anonymous that this unorganized religious organization has people to stay selfish & self-centered.

  • Nobel Peace Price has been a joke for a long time, and this is coming from a Swede. Remember that guy who invented the microloans? God damn what an obvious pyramid scheme that was, and still is.

    All the scientific prices are generally okay though, because they are based on ACTUAL CONTRIBUTION.

  • That's what I call having scruples

    Nobel War-is-Peace prize!

    Is it justified?

  • That's what I call having scruples

  • The world's going crazy.

  • Still remember about the 9/11 incident ? Open up Microsoft word. Type in Q33 NY. (Q33 NY is the flight that crashed into the twin tower) Highlight it and change your font size to 48. Then change your font to Wingdings. You'll be surprised!

  • @Habesha4life no it is not the flight that crashed into the twin towers.

  • Duuuude.. listen to him: /watch?v=AORo-YEXxNQ

    He seems not even care when talking.. Like this is an expected prize, which must just pass thru his life and that's it! As he said: "We can bend history.." and in a millisecond append a "..to justice" :D

  • Norway fags?? oh shit its war bitch!!

  • i am from Norway. and i am offended that you made the Norwegian dude sound like he was german lol

  • really! this is what rap is meant to be :D not bout pimps hoes and bling :/ i like it though hahah nubs :D

  • Well, he deserved it more than that fraud Mother Teresa.

  • THE MOON PWNS YOU

  • I agree that giving the peace prize to Obama was wrong and premature, but it was a clear signal to America that the world didn't like George W. Bush. Somehow I feel that makes up for it.

  • Yes Youtube distorts the view count on this .. while it blatantly promotes retards like FRED. They know we're so stupid that they don't even bother not making this bias to dumbing people down less obvious.

  • weatherpeople by RJD2, awesome song to an awesome beat

  • pwned by the moon, classic

  • I guarantee that youtube disorts the views on this.

  • Keep it good entertainment comming.

  • I like how Obama preached peace in the Middle East but it's a year later, the countries are under violent revolutions trying to oust the puppet regimes we put in place, and instead of helping the people Obama did absolutely nothing. Gaddafi is killing thousands right now, and the ONLY reason we (UN as our puppet) are going to invade Libya is because their oil production has stopped. War is peace, we live in times of universal deceit, thanks for telling the truth Juice!

  • liking the beat

  • I don't know about the rest of the world but newspeak is very common in norway.

    But you got it right. the institution committed the worst crime they do possibly do:

    They gave Obama the peace prize, and he used most of his time explaining how necessary war is. We declared : War is peace.

  • i love the stuff you do guys Keep it up!

  • im a dj and would very much love to get my hands on high quality versions of the audio of these videos, is there anywhere i can get them?

    real hip hop is all about the message, nuff respect - proper!

  • There's a fly above Robert's head, 3:18

    ... I totally spotted that

  • the only channel spreading the truth on youtube

  • I lolled so hard at

    "And we have tapped your phones too"

    "The moon pawned you!"

  • YouTube Sucks Balls !!!

    Play count is going backwards on RAP NEWS !!!!

    I have been watching and taking notes on this for months.

    Also, link my google account to my YouTube account ??

    YouTube go fuck yourself !!!!

    i'm just waiting to find another free vid site so I can dump your sell-out ass. !!

  • @fuckuyt1 agreed

  • @fuckuyt1 I think someone should think of a way to help us make our websites for free! (its the internet...no one person owns it so why do we need to "BUY" our way into making our own websites.) when this happens youtube and every other sell out free video hosting will be obsolete!!! we just need a program that helps us create websites and uploads them for free without asking for any personal information(i.e. e-mail and real names)

  • @ShurterFurkin

    uploads them to where, may i ask?

    because you know, servers cost money to make and if they host you for free then they are relying on profit from ads, which means even if they allow you to host something big as a video, you will have to become a sell-out anyway

    or do you really think that the sites stay floating somewhere in the stratosphere after they are uploaded, and they only charge you for using the internet because they "tamed" it first?

  • I wonder what they thought when he walked into the shop to buy that gun.

  • Susperia Rulz!! Damn good job!!!!

  • Stop 1:45 ! Epic face Robert !

  • wow would be awesome to have the instrumental from this video^^

  • @Larszz it's Weather People by Cage

  • @padds3112 haha thanks man, gonna remake the beat with that suspiria sample, it's awesome..

    thanks again m8 really appreciate your comment :)

  • the ending lyrics was powerful

  • Portuguese Subtitles, PLEASE!! :D

  • please, portuguese subtitles! Thankyou.

  • Help us help you,

    Lets Fight the power and become one.

    We can all learn from each other and bring power to the people.

    Collective knowledge is Key at

    Demothership.webs. com

    Become a member and share what you know

    Help us revilatize the RE,VO-LU.TI=ON!

    THIS IS A CALL TO ORDER!!!!

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  • 'we gave obama a peace prize for not being george bush'? LOL

  • genius

  • so totally accurate

  • Lol Double plus good!

  • ..is that Suspiria soundtrack by Goblins?

  • @mjryba

    Yeah it is. Sped up though. I fucking love that soundtrack.

  • I'm addicted to these vids! Although despite the fact he shouldn't have won the Peace Prize I think it's a little too harsh to declare him equal to that of George Bush.

    check out whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar

  • He shouldn't have won that prize, THIS WILL NOT DO!

  • keep it up man

  • this is crazy good

  • We gave Obama the prize for not being George Bush!!

  • Terance Moonseed for president!

  • hoooo boy, you guys have some of the slickest rhymes i've ever heard

  • Well done! Brilliant!

  • If CNN and ABC and FOX New ALL did there news shows like this then 90% of the world would tune in!! Is there ANY WAY at all we could make this into a REAL TV New Show??? Just saying this is way better!!

  • The US government's reactions to Wikileak/Assange make me want to take back Obama's Nobel Peace Prize!!!

  • WHAT BEAT IS THIS,FROM WHICH SONG,please replay!

  • Israeli War Criminal Shimon Perez received the Nobel "Peace" price, so this comes as no surprise.

    Nobel Peace Price has not meaning, maybe they should change its name to "Nobel War Monger Price" which is exactly what it stands for.

  • I found Rap News to be very interesting until they brought Lassange into the play. They did a really good job giving neutral opinions and ridiculing mainstream media, but I feel they're siding with Lassagne now, even featuring him in their videos, totally breaking with the ridicule style. Not that I had a problem with Lassagne, but to me he's just a mainstream phenomenon and siding with him basically means submitting to the mainstream thinking style.

  • @seeibe He's wrong about climate change and Assange! But the rest I do appreciate :)

  • "We gave Obama a piece prize for not being a George Bush!" Even by that standard he's failed miserably.

  • Unbelievable, i can't understand that this hasn't at least half a million views.

  • This shit was epic. EPIC.

  • @Oen713 It could beat Chuck Norris easily to the ground just with the flow.

  • @liquid132 i reluctantly... agree.

  • "We gave Obama a piece prize for not being a George Bush" lol

  • this is right on!!

  • i love everything about this.

  • very good

  • how does this GENIUS have only 68 thousand views????

    And it's the useless comedians that get all the youtube fame!

  • 'Have a double plus good week'. What a legend.

  • Does anyone happen to know of a Youtube video that has the Orielly Clip at the end talking about "I have caused more bad in the world"? I haven't been able to find it and it's not in the notes.

    4:59

  • @myTrustBucket you should search for the 3 days after obama was announced as the winner in 2009.

  • This is the BEST!

  • We gave Obama the peace price for not bein George Bush -

    muahahaha!

  • How does this only have 66k views?

  • True noble peace prize, to the head of the commander in chief of the US Military ? hummm Oxymoron ?

  • This man a so talented! He's a hero!

  • This man a so talented! He's a hero!

  • The Noble Peace Price is so irrelevant! I mean Henry Kissinger has one, too. Wasn't he the foreign minister who overthrew the democratically elected government of Chile with a CIA coup to set up the military junta under Augusto Pinochet?

    Just to remind you: Obama is now almost 2 Years in the oval office and Guantanamo is still not closed. And the press freedom is more limited than under G.W. Bush. Why is that ? And since when do politicians actually get as many early praise as Obama ?

  • The Moon PWND You!!! HAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!!!!!

  • "Peace prizes? It's not in least suprising,

    this is the pagan Norwegians worshipping the beast rising.

    Obama is a bomber, the thunder god of doom

    and Thor gives him the peace prize on the day he bombs the moon?!!"

  • Newspeak is on it's way.