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  • 21:26 "For the jump... OH MY OH GOD AAAHH MPRSMPRTSTS ...hell" hahahha

  • I loved original TrackMania Nations because there are so little games that have my country flag more so national anthem, and when you're racing against 20 people and you're the only one from your country, and you come 1st, game plays your anthem to everyone ... that was pretty much my motivation to finish 1st :)

  • HEY PPL, TRACKMANIA 2 IS NOT A COMPLETED GAME YET

    theyre still making the new enviros and they dont even have stunts yet

    however the gameplay is AWESOME and its cheap

  • id defenetly buy it if it was on steam.

  • 'my name has been totalbiscuit' , whats your new name now?

  • LOVE THIS GAME Look for Matte =) in tm2 =)

  • @powerofhellas im playing tmn if you want we can play it ... i was thinking abou tto buy it but i want some1 to play with me im playing tmn about 2 years

  • The complaint about the ghosts "not clipping" sounds a little odd to me. This is a very standard mechanic across all racing genres.

  • this game reminds me of nfs: carbon

  • The racing reminds me of RUSH for the Nintendo 64

  • Start of the video: 12 Players in North East England

    11:53 : 30 30 Players in North East England

  • I was hoping to see tracks with loops and jumps, stuff with tricks basically

  • tb u know what ? I am form Turkey and I found this offensive. and its not a Turkish flag...

  • TB listening linkinpark ?? lol

  • WTF is Blazblue continuum shift 2? Could it happen?

  • Thats a great announcing voice

  • 26:55 PRO DRIFT

  • THIS IS THE BESRT GAME EVAR

  • it isnt available for mac btw

  • is this available for mac? :P

    

  • @DangerDays98 No .. pc only and not on Steam yet either

  • WTF IS... - the speed he talks

  • there aren't many players online, they should put it on steam and on the front page, and whitin

    minutes there will be 1000s more players

  • @evillord77 .... Steam would help but despite the great videos, the game is very unfriendly and the steering on walls, narrow roads and loops is virtually non-existant. Each environment will cost £20GBP and you cannot use TMN /TMU cars or animated avatars.

  • @ItsAWasteOfTime I don't find it too difficult, I can comprehend track parts like that after one or two tries, once you get the hang of it, it's easy, the hardest part is not spinning out on loops at high speed, but if you know what you're doing it's easy.

  • @evillord77 .... Prolly my age lol (approaching 60) . I'll stay with TMUF for now I think.. I help out on the Dirty Deeds Racing server (USA/New York) where we specialise in Dirt tracks.  Maybe catch you all on sometime

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  • @evillord77 They didn't decide against Steam distribution because they wanted to, they decided against it because it's unfeasible with the way Canyon will be interfacing with other upcoming Maniaplanet titles. Steam would likely interfere with Maniaplanet's multi-title setup.

    I heard this from the support team, so I know it to be accurate. Nadeo's not the kind of company that would make excuses to cut corners, as the quality of Trackmania shows.

  • @PheonyxImperius I was just thinking that after hearing about other future maniaplanet games.

  • I didn't even know this was out D:

  • at 21:48 why didnt you drive right and try and use a shortcut

  • The sale is better than tmu and we talk about one env...

    2 more to come atleast ^^

    and its so easy to learn just 4 button.

    so many new player will enjoy this...

  • @luftisbollen ... Sorry, gotta disagree ... it's a real pain to steer and many days I count less that 200 players on the 600+ servers :(

  • Why are you using fraps and not a hardware capture card?

  • @18iser Fraps is easier and cheaper.

  • @bendikn That kind of seems like it is your attitude all the way around. Just simple and cheap. It is really boring to watch acteally. I regret letting your waste my time.

  • @18iser Wait, what? You don't know me, how can you even make a statement like that without ever talking to me face to face? Also, I've never wasted your time, get your shit straight and walk away.

  • @18iser ... No, I'm awasteoftime ... not bendikn lol

  • Ok .. Good video. TM2 May not be the most playable version of TM but its certainly the best looking. Personally I think Trackmania United Forever (TMUF) has more to offer game-wise as it has more environments, hundreds of different cars, and greater control. Saying that, you've got to remember that TM2 is only just out and still being de-bugged and improved. Major downfall is that extra environments cost as much as the game did EACH! D/Load the FREE Trackmania Nations Forever from there site

  • @ItsAWasteOfTime I used to play TM Nations a long time ago when I was younger. I was looking at buying either this or TMUF. Which should I buy? I think this game will have a much larger community and tons of new stuff, plus I'd love the chance to get in to competition while the game is still new.

  • @haydugjr392 TM2 came out in September 2011 at a cost of £20GBP. You get one environment (Canyons) and it will cost you another £20GBP for each new environment. Great grafx but the gameplay sucks and the steering on the car is really yuck. After a month of trying to get used to what is basically an unfinished game, I went back to TMUF where I'm having great fun. Maybe one day Nadeo/UbiSoft will get it all fixed so I'd definitely wait and get TMUF instead mate. Good luck :)

  • @ItsAWasteOfTime Looks like I'll be buying TMUF. Thanks for the help! Let me know if you know any servers with a nice, regular community.

  • @haydugjr392 ... There some good communities out there. Ours is 3yrs old now, it's called Dirty Deeds Racing (DDR) and has about 400 registered players but only about 140 actual DDR Team members worldwide as all members need to be regulars with over 250-300 hours of DDR Server play time & a friendly personality. The server is family orientated so we don't allow cussing, cheating, racism & agro etc. Other good servers are Sharks & Reservoir Dogs. My username is Firstdriver :)

  • @haydugjr392 Believe me when I say, go for TMUF. TM2 is nice looking but the steering is horrible :(

  • 28:08 hahahha

  • 2:45

    A cloud: ''Come at me bro!''

  • 21:49 shouldve went up the 2 sides!

  • I couldn't believe it, I completely missed out on the release of this game by a month! I've got it now, but it would have been nice to have played from the start :>

  • Where'd the bonnet go at 9:49..? o.O

  • @thojoh370 .... yup ... there IS damage in TM2 lol

  • Hm, seeing this guy play Trackmania for the first time is interesting. Certainly he's not accustomed to the different racing style but there's always room to learn. Great video demonstrating Trackmania 2's new features and cool graphics. Seems he didn't really like it at first but then gradually adapted to the different style.

  • Fuck off bud light..

  • are u rich?

  • btw tht isn't Turkey...its Singapore ;-p

  • 05:44 Scalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (:

  • @TotalHalibut you don't have to wait on the scoreboard! You just have to press delete after finishing :))

  • Been playing the TM series since 2004, it's totally worth a buy.

  • Nice.

    Add me pls!

    tim16598

  • Hundreds of tracks... Well... Thats kind of an understatement xD

  • So, except changing the car and making the graphics slightly better, what are the big differences from the original Trackmania? because I didn't see much.

    3 words : Not Worth Buying.

    If you want play this game with more content, buy Trackmanina Forever United.

  • @BeweProds TMUF has been out for a lot lot longer,

    What they need to do is make another Trackmania Nations using the 2nd games engine

    Loads of people will flock to it like mad

  • @lulzgaming Or just make an update like every single online game? Or at least make it free for the ones who have TMUF. Because I'm not bothered to spend another 20 Euros on a game which has only one theme. Reason why I upgraded from TMF to TMUF.

  • @BeweProds Your expecting too much for free. Seriously. Nadeo released United originally as a compilation of all of the older environments from Original, Sunrise, Nations etc.

    I was skeptical as well, but I honestly think its worth it. The game is still fun, its still got a bunch of high-quality tracks and if the game was £40 I wouldn't touch it, but its £20 and I think thats a good price a game like this.

  • @lulzgaming I still thinks its not worth buying... I'll wait until they release a new theme....

  • unglawd

  • @lulzgaming ... Got a point ... but it's going to cost you another £20 for each new environment :( Minimum of 3 envs = £60 .... They say they MIGHT do more @ £20 a throw :(

  • @BeweProds .... Totally agree :)

  • 14:20, quite a jump

  • :O I'm from the North East!!! I will track you down, all the way from York -____-

  • 21:39 He's got an amazing voice

  • Another excellent vid

  • The best part of trackmania has always been going around a corner at mach 7 with someone in front of you just barely messing up a jump landing and then shooting off into the sky.

  • if you like rising try NFS : need for speed ....

  • removing the timer is called the delete key _b

  • haha! at 25:054 i sneezed and he goes ahhhhhhh

  • I hope he does a wtf is? for the next twisted metal, he claims to have a ps3.

  • Very funny, informative and most importantly, British. Subscribing this instant.

  • @Furai47 so wat if its british? british people usually ALWAYS suck but TB is awesome

  • @CoDmanners I tend to like the accent and their humour

  • @CoDmanners ..I beg your pardon? Exactly how do we "Usually always suck"?

  • @CoDmanners Living up to your name, I see?

  • @GorkaMorka92 ? wat?

  • Looks, like possibly one of the easier tracks. *Car jumps over a giant hole*.Umm Possibly not! xD

  • Question he poses "Why would you put that there?"

    He answers it himself "Thats incredibly unsafe"

  • When on the scoreboard, you can press the restart button (Delete in default) and get to the beginning instantly, no waiting needed :)

  • the car looks like porsche carrera Gt

  • lol hack

    watch?v=shwowCPdbf8&feature=co­like

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  • @brendanxd 1200 players!?!?!? wierd that it say'd 49.000 players in the rankings....

  • i tried so hard and got so far... but thats part of 'in the end', but 'one step closer' would've made sense too xP

  • This most have been posted alot but.. u can always restart while ur at the scoreboard ><'

  • So what kind of games ARE you good at TB???

  • He's wrong about the need to practice every track. Once you develop a familiarity with the driving mechanics, you can basically adapt to any map relatively quickly.

  • @epilepticdwarf totally true, i've been a tm player for about 8 years now (been there since the first beta), and the game mechanics are quite easy to adopt and you can quickly get every track in a nutshell.

  • @epilepticdwarf true true

  • @epilepticdwarf Depends on how much of a perfectionist you want to be

  • @epilepticdwarf - Did you watch the whole video, ie where he tries the track again and does significantly better?

  • You never played the original game? Trackmania is a most-play game!

  • @Danishlions so sometimes its not play? u mean must

  • @CountSexy I dont even know how to respond to this. I'm guessing you had a bad day or something, but I was making a joke (Note: Silly face ---> =P) Should of just not said, it's hard to portray emotions over the internet. Or, perhaps your doing some sort of flame war thing, I can reccomend you to several youtube videos which have on-going "Debates." Have a nice day. =)

  • Got a game that's a race game which is more like an arcade racer.

  • 08:31 He was racing against another car and he came third? :D

  • total biscuits viewers are depleting

  • 21:27 Hahaha....Hell

  • @Uldan1988 haha yeah that owned so hard :D It's like: no yes no yes no hell :D

    

  • Trackmania Tip: Lots of time, it's better to just release the foward key instead of braking ;)

  • I genuinely think a rigorous and vigorous use of Backspace would improve not only your skill, but actually your opinion of this entire game.

  • FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE MAN USE THE BLOODY RESTART BUTTON

    Really? *Really*? You've played 30 minutes of TrackMania without restarting in-race even once. How do you find the time? Why would you continue the race once it's clear it's gone wrong? It's the *second most important button in the game*! This was *physically painful* to watch, not because you're a bad driver, but because you *waste time*! You know you'd have time for more tries on a server if you actually restarted immediately when you fail?

  • Juat bought this :D

    Although I have to play it on very low settings...

    Curse you my crappy computer, curse you!

  • You can inport vehicles but you have to manage a pack. its not that hard but it will cost you some planets :)

  • @TmOddiiTV ... this ability has now been 'disabled' :(

  • screw paying another £20 for another trackmaia game >:(

  • @sickdog2010 .... £20 for EACH environment :(((

  • 21:25 - I was almost unable to stop laughing :)

  • "that"s incredibly insafe!" :D

  • As a trackmania fan I watched this for pure enjoyment :D

  • @TotalHalibut are you playing with the keyboard? try with a game pad ether a 360 pad or your PS3 pad you can get drivers for it if you google

    but playing with hte keyboard will limit you

  • @Elios0000 Cant you hear the game pad clicking as he turns?

  • @xDezzan he kept talking about holding forward and it sounded like a keyboard my 360 pad doesnt make noise

  • this game's story is better than call of duty!

  • Man I want this, but I dont wanna spend 25 bucks on it. Gift it to me, anyone? xP

  • @EDTV64 You can play the original fo' free.

  • @mmFG42 yeah, but only the stadium levels, i got unitd forever star edition which adds 7 new enviroments and cars, 4 new modes, and alot more players.

  • @EDTV64 .... Lol ... I wouldn't buy it again for myself let alone anyone else xD

  • lol i remember track mania 1 it was really good :)

  • @BadAssElite ... Try TM Nations (TMN) ... its free and its better :)

  • The Stieg you are not, lol. But still fun to watch (:

  • DriftN -3

  • the original trackmania was kina cool, but i neva knew there was a second one

  • Make a total biscuit car and race :P!

  • 26:00  Q.Q

  • Trollcar makes its return.

  • If/when this comes out on steam I will most likely get it.

  • @1dlesniper It probably never will.

  • @MrFlunkorg TM nations and TM united forever star edition are both on steam, so one can only hope.

  • @1dlesniper Yeah, but they weren't part of maniaplanet. Honestly, if you want this game and your waiting on steam. Then don't bother.

  • @1dlesniper ... Not for a long while yet apparently

  • do "WTF is PenisLock"

  • wiat did he say he's never played TM 1........sacralige!

  • Hey, TB. I bought Achron and it came with a second copy for free. It's a thirty dollar game, and i'm willing to give it to you for free. You want it?

  • TotalBiscuit RAGE QUIT!!! :D

  • @ildogsand hahahahahaha I was like that when I started on trackmania, really funny

  • dude u need to let of accelerator more and not slide so much and rem its better to take a corner slower than u should than hit the wall

  • TotalBiscuit RAGE QUIT!!! :D

  • You are a terrible driver, really.

  • i would make a nyan cat car :D

  • @sjoerdomans

    there is one :D

  • No Puzzle mode any more? aw..

  • @FrostCommentarys ... No .. all gone :(  .. just Canyons .. next is Valley

  • @ItsAWasteOfTime thnx for the comment :3

  • TotalBiscuit, theres not much to say but wow. Your videos are informative, fun and awesomeroflcakes all rolled into one. Your move away from WoW and Starcraft has really brought out the MARKETING whore in you. My pay check plus love goes out to your vids man!

  • and then you have 5 minutes to practise and you got another go and so on and when you select competitors gold silver bronze you can use the arrow to right/left to get the best official race and play against them the best official time

    official time = 1 race every 5 minutes

    and editor is very user friendly same as in tmnf

    cool vid very fun to watch you play

  • 21:25 haha epic fail

    and about the time you can hit enter at the score board and there is no delay except 3 2 1 go of course

    in individual play after you got the gold you see a timer to right and you have one shot on that track to get skill points and get on the official ranking (sp)

  • 28:15 - 28:25 Lol,you are stupid, not the game. You can just press the "backspace" or the "delete" button to start again....

  • @stathar He's stupid? There is no pop up on the screen or information shown at the time to tell him that, so in this case it is the game's fault :L

  • @Maldruzard he can press these buttons wherever he wants...

  • @stathar Yes, but at no point does the game tell him that he can. If the game doesn't give him the buttons to press, how does he know to press them?

  • @Maldruzard well,he should. nvm :P

  • lol never played 1 now i am intrigued

  • @zxamike its really good game once you become good at it.

  • @zxamike ... you don't know what you're missing ... Try Trackmania Nation for free :)

  • @chaudalar the game has only been out for a day. Wait for bigpond gamearena to get servers up, they had plenty on TM:Nations

  • TB, I would love to see you commentating on a few TM2 races!

  • Australia. . . 1 server. . . *sigh*

  • @Chaudalar Oh well...

  • @20:56 "That guy 35 seconds, holy hell." LMAO :D

  • 1:10 - 1:17 There is a gorilla face at the ground.

  • @CremeFraice You sir are stoned

    

  • @SuperNyz Look left near the mouse arrow^^

  • Walls be hatein wile TB make videos.

  • 12:58 tb turns gay for 2 seconds

  • When I saw the video I thought it would be something about train

  • I watched every WTF TB has posted and I really enjoy all his reviews. Even he doesn't like the game he'll still give it positive points, unlike other reviewers who hate a game and just give it bad reviews