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  • I used to be good at everything, until i got a centipede to the knee.

  • hey i was sitting in a football field then that one small bastard bit me

  • I hate those things im always finding them in my home. I live in a tropical island and they are very common here.

  • thanks for the edvice it helped

  • Thank you! One bit me when I was sleeping. I knocked it oof, not knowing what it was (it was dark), but found it by luck on the carpet this morning.

  • damn i hate this creature.

  • Does this apply to house centipedes? They look scary but it doesn't seem that they can bite and hurt a human with its teeth.

  • @ZombieApocalyps they dont bite or sting and they dont have teeth. they use modified legs to inject venom but luckily most cant bite through human flesh.

  • @shinbanman I was cleaning my room about 10 minutes ago and I saw one scurry for freedom from a pile of clothes I had in the corner. I grabbed a plastic bag, picked it up like it was dog poop and then shook the bag over the toilet and flushed him like he was human poop. Now there's one less centipede in the world. Thought you might like to hear about my victory

  • why does it sound like he's scolding me :\

  • @fablecio I'd just wanted to pet a millipede to scare off my classmates :D, but what type of millipede has no toxic? Please, im 10 years old, i know its weird, but i want a millipede

  • @Rattle189 Haha! Nothing wierd about scaring the classmates! I've seen some exotic giant black milipedes for sale at petco before. I think they all have some sort of secretion. If you live on the East Coast of the USA you can find something called a Narceus Americanus (Google/wikipedia it) in your backyard I find these all of the time under logs. They are harmless but their secretion makes your skin look like someone put highlighter ink on you.Thats all I pretty much know

  • @fablecio Hey, i live at the phillippines, so there are no big millipedes, i'd just wanted a pet. (Phillippines is a country)

  • theres one in my room i didnt know they even lived near the city near tall building where the fuck did it come from probably dirty neighbors now its in my closet i scared

  • But does the millipede bite also??? Someone plz reply

  • @UnitedAirsoftTeam24 nah your never supposed to suck poison out of anything, if you have a cut or ulcer etc in you mouth even just the tiniest cut you will then get venom in there too, just stay calm tie it up like you said and keep the area as still as possible before seeking help

  • Damn, my house is FILLED with centipedes.

  • Horrible camera man lmao

  • What a tool...

  • when did victor reznov shave his beard

  • Heres the better way If you are in jungle:

    Step1: Do what do you want to your life

    Step2: Do sx intercourse to anyone if you still can

    Step3: Eat the centipede so both of you will die

    Step4: Good bye

  • @obyndjd503 hahahaha

  • hahaha for all you guys, that got bit by a centipede i bet those fucking 15 second commercials are pissing you off.

  • Centipedes are the most revolting crawly thing out there.

  • captain joe browney i hope a centipede bites u

  • @cheeko1 yeah that be cool what about a black widow too

  • Later i saw one on my ceiling,it was a monster house centipede,it was huge,not sure if it was the same one that bit me but i killed it anyways and mopped it's guts off the ceiling lol.

  • I got bit by a house centipede,it's bite's enough to make you jump,it bit my baby toe where it later started to swell and hurt whenever i moved it,i washed it off and the swelling went down and eventually went away,the bite's enough to make you jump,it feels like a needle going into your baby toe and the after effects are more painful than the bite in my opinion,it's bite crippled my baby toe to where i couldnt move it cuz it was too painful.

  • I found one under my pillow some time ago, thes mofo's are very fast and dangerous. i was lucky and didn't get bitten however sleeping well is not an option anymore. Lets kill all centipedes in the world!!!!

  • @tjardohilberts ._. ithink you are misunderstood, centipedes kill roaches and all the other pest species. learn moar, at wikipedia org

  • i just got bit by one 4 times about an hour ago in bed...my elbow started burning so i looked at it in the mirror and noticed a bite... when i looked at my bed and lifted my pillow i found it... ive done the washing, ice and cream thing and its still red and burning.. my elbows on fire!! and i have a huge phobia of these things... worst part is, i still havent found it and ive torn all my bedding apart.

  • I got bitten by one a few days ago and it hurt like a mother!!!!

    i was stretching in my livingroom and i sat on with when bam! this pinching on my thigh.

    :[

  • what kinda centipede is he talking about? the house centipede or like the giant centipedes? because i doubt that you can just wash it and put some ice from a bite from like a Scolopendra subspinipes which has a human death attributed to it.

  • I didn't even KNOW centipedes bite you. It figures.

    If there's one thing I hate more than regular insects, it's centipedes. Six legs are gross. More than a hundred are revolting.

    I like furry things with 4 legs, 1 tail and 2 pointy ears.

  • he sucks at reading

  • i just got bit by one.

  • i know it must hurts like hell, i don't wanna get bite by one of those, my brother got biten by one, and he told me it hurts like sticking two big nails in your skin

  • Oh yeah? Well I just bit one!

  • @LoveandEqualityToAll

    Was it really painful?

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