Ashen's Tech Dump - God's Source Code

[grassulo]

Haha I have that same netbook except in yellow, no god source code though :(

[OilyTower]

I'm watching a movie that has not even been posted yet :D

[Us47THranger]

C:\>Star wars republic commando =2

[abragdon1001]

This came out in January of 2011, six months before The Doctor rebooted the universe. Ashen's did know the future he just chose to lie about e-books in order not to spoil Doctor Who.

[Earthosphere]

C:\>GODMODE

[MrZiggy558]

When he deletes the first booty party he also deletes the breast removal which means when he did that he should of got his breasts back

[dantheiphoneman]

Wow i should try getting a DOS machine and try this

[gck86]

now ashen got boobs.

[Ephxia]

most of this episodes budget went to the booty party

[MrZiggy558]

wait after ashens deleted the 3 line wouldnt they get breasts again?

[DJnickbeta]

I can't believe that you used Herbie Hancock's "Chameleon" in this! I love that chart.

[FeneIIa]

REBOOTY!

[TomAwezome]

Don't feel so upset Stuart he cured cancer with booty parties! Yay!

[techyknowsbest]

Thunbs up if your watching this after march 2011

[OneManBoxOffice]

C:\>BAD ECONOMY= PORN

[TheMrMcRandam]

MUMMY I THINK I HAVE CANCER! can i have a booty party?

[J23B]

wats the booty party tune

[Teriul]

This series ever going to be continued? Or am I just useless at searching for things.

[42f87d89]

God would never use a Microsoft product for programming.

[TheBoksera631]

00:32 too bad that didn't happen...

[gudenaurock]

DOS

[painsey]

C:\WORLD=MORTAL KOMBAT STRIPPERS

[ComputerLunarVidGamR]

C:\World=MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

C:\MORTAL KOMBAT=Better than FF7 EVER WAS

[DailyDoggy]

C:\>CURE FOR CANCER = BOOTY PARTY

[vlee489]

C:\>steve=blow up=booty party

[jamieharris84]

Anyone know what the music is that plays during the booty parties?

[LSkywalker1997]

"Look what you've done! Now I have to reboot the universe!" LOL

[everclear21]

BOOTY PARTY !

[NitromathThePizzaGuy]

hmm. earphones during the "WARNING" part. very realistic.

[BriaMaex]

I want his sweaterr.

[Chintendoeddman]

"In March 2011, all E-book readers will be recalled after they find out E-books are shit." You couldn't be more wrong.

[aposdin]

nope completely wrong, i bought an e-reader in march 2011.

[Marioroops]

Love the Toe Jam and Earl music

[JaredRandomness]

C:\>ASHENS=WEALTHY

[kovi1996]

C:\>format

[spideyjiri]

@godwithme777 a religious person talking about blind leaders? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAAAA!!!

[PortalJumper98]

god I wish I was Ashens!!!

[InvisibleSandwichTM]

C:\>MARS = MARS BARS

[fs10inator]

Booty parties can cure cancer.

[709kaiser]

what does sex have to do about tech?

[djdjukic]

10 RUN BOOTY PARTY

20 GOTO 10

[2011soroush]

morans.....

[OtakuboyT]

c:\set USPresident =John Stewart

[iPhoneGTI]

Only The Doctor can reboot the universe!

[godwithme777]

All we need is more fools to confuse our brains and take us away from being the ultimate creatures God designed us to be on this planet. The blind leading the blind.

[LordofDarkness42]

@godwithme777 ...why the fuck are you talking about this?

[FernandoMontelbon]

@godwithme777 oh fuck off.

[serph195]

C:/> INTERNET TROLLS = 0

RUN C:/PROGRAMS/GIFTOFTONGUES.EXE

[MK94videos]

C:/ DESTROY JUSTIN BIEBER

[TheOdysseyKid]

March 2011 is GONE. 3DS was out... BEST MONTH SO FAR!

[FreeCultureGuy]

We all know that the universe was made in LISP.

[robloxman59]

C:/> ROBLOXMAN59= GIVE PORTAL GUNS

[BananaFingurs]

Steve's laptop is just really a Popstation isn't it?

[IanEduardoMeneses]

C:/> PORTAL COMPANION CUBE PEOPLE

[remembermorley]

ebooks are still produced

[darkdan4ever]

the thing that worries me is the C:\

...

in place of the "g0d@universe ~ $"

[TheBigDolphin1]

C:\> UNIVERSE=BLOW UP

[jesusmetal92107]

march 2011 has come and gone. how could mr. ashens be wrong?!! why!? WHY!!!??

[raicho20]

@jesusmetal92107 I know mate! E BOOKS SUCK

[Neocasko]

@raicho20 Two words, "public domain".

[Lucarioqaywsx]

@jesusmetal92107 he was partialy correct...e-books were shit

[Neocasko]

@Lucarioqaywsx If you depend on Amazon for them. Yes.

[roadranga]

shot bro, you killed the earth

[mishielai]

>< i could kill steve.. honestly lol.

[InternetLad]

0:26 toejam and earl

[Haedrian]

Pity it's a DOS prompt...I would have thought the cosmos uses UNIX...

[thatguyontheright1]

@Haedrian There is a new version using an easy to use GUI out.

[DaveSimonH]

ebook recall = win

[aualga]

It's near the end of March 2011 and I haven't heard any E-Book recalls! You lied to us, Ashens! You can't predict the futures of technology!

[pokestory1]

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[nealpd]

whoops u where wrong

[DoctaDougie]

English mclovin?

[stonetwig]

God wouldn't run windows *cries*

[TH3AnimeFreak]

@stonetwig Actually it's DOS

[mescatraz34]

I take it Ol' Stu himself didn't write this? Ashen is usually funny....er than this... It had its moments but it was "eh" compared to his reviews of bootleg merch.

[LiveForThePlastic]

Still waiting for that recall...

[Theblargen]

@LiveForThePlastic

march isnt over yet! :D

[TheiosXaris]

Anyone else get their E-Book reader recalled the last few days?

[CerratedFusion]

It's March 2011 now, and all ebooks still haven't been recalled :(

[spideyjiri]

Gods source code? simple! THERE IS NO GOD

[TechyChristofff]

So wait you saying within the next couple of weeks, ALL E-Book readers are going to be recalled, well that's a turnaround, but they are shit so no loss there.

[DALEK86]

Ashens needs a full length version of this show on tv.

NOW.

[Broshmosh]

Nice to see an internet name getting a TV show who actually deserves it

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

You used some sound FX from Heroes, am I right?

[fishfishfish912]

@OhJustCallMeLuke 2:20 that is actually a stock sound effect just so happens heroes used it many programs have it in there well some of them do

[Alexdude99887]

Password is password.

What a cliche!

[EmeraldJunkie]

Next month all ebook readers will be recalled because they are shit.

[TheHappyWhaleshark]

Itws jwust bweast your nwot mwan enwouf two huave yuor own bweast?

[Araclain]

I feel myself compelled to subscribe to anything British...

[BulletBBill96]

What's wrong? The cure for cancer is now booty parties! Steve has done well!

[SuperSpriter1000]

Gods pass is chucknoris

[iani103]

@SuperSpriter1000 chucknoris1

[nintendonerdgoodbad2]

whats that "booty party" song?!?!?!

[ProjectEndgame]

ok I need to know what the booty party song is. its bugging me.

[MRANAS2007]

hahahahha rebooty hahha

[emojo1990]

its steve from little brittain, i hate that freaking show!

[RelaxeTime1]

came this realily on bbc

[glassxxxxxx]

ashens sent me here

[shadow123763]

"I can't believe you've done this."

[DoctorWeeTodd]

At first I thought this sounded like the plot for Darren Aronofsky's "Pi."

[Graylord88]

I can't believe you've done this!

[TheFailure1337]

C:\>WORLD HUNGER= PANCAKES

[batmanlunatic51]

BOOTY PARTY

[ayohel677]

song?

[LewiG666]

Thank you BBC, when is there going to be another " Ashen's Tech Dump? "

[horsefeathers87]

steve he is such a booty party poop er

[TotAberLebendig]

the universe is a DOS / Windows machine O.O ?

[yellowcougar18]

@TotAberLebendig Could be, or it could be Linux AKA the only non evil OS in the universe.

[mynameisdarthtater]

now... what happens if you put in C:/> rd System32?

[mattakudesu]

i would go to any booty party those girls are at. unless they are like the only 3 hot ones and the rest are overweight middle aged women, then i wont go.

[Shredster7]

C/>: 10 year old video games = still playable on modern consoles

[GermanScientistTV]

I think he's sick...

[DepressedSoldier]

NO ASHENS! LET CURE FOR CANCER = BOOTY PARTY!!! Then everyone who has cancer just has to go to one. <3 Problem solved in a tasteful way~

[GrizzlerBorno]

You know what's funny? Britain has this national Paranoia about George Orwell's fabled police state, and yet EVERY single piece of entertaining media I've EVER seen come out of the UK is tied to the BBC in some way. is it just me? and if not, why is that?

[Thatreviewbloke]

Silly hitler!

[danneybee]

i'd use the sorce code to give myself a stopwatch that could stop time.

=)

[subkidproductions]

C:\>REBOOTY

[AbiTheRambler]

LEDGEND XD

[BBCComedy]

@DavidRobertRoy Charming!

[DavidRobertRoy]

@BBCComedy Not everyone wants to fund the BBC in order to watch the TV, make it optional like BBC World and theres no problem there are some great shows on the BBC but i wont fund all of them for the privilege of watching other TV channels.

[smiti07]

@BBCComedy More like awesome job it's on the UK's best TV station!

[Uberjetsu]

@BBCComedy Lmao what an english thing to say I LOVE IT :P

[XxTheAlfsterxX]

@DavidRobertRoy Hey! BBC Rocks!

Oh My God "BBC" Actually Replied!?

Shows On Youtube Never Speak! xD

[DavidRobertRoy]

@XxTheAlfsterxX Can't give my support to a company that demands payment and treats customers as criminals assuming they own a TV and that the only possible reason to own a TV is to watch BBC content. I still get letters demanding i pay a licence fee when my TV is only used to steaming movies i rent with my Apple TV.

Though i do admit what a great business model, getting everyone in the UK to fund English TV.

[Rahkshi767]

@DavidRobertRoy Are you saying that since it on a british television recording corp you hate it? Bloody moron

[DavidRobertRoy]

@Rahkshi767 I did not say i hate it, i said in other words i dislike the BBC.

[Rahkshi767]

@DavidRobertRoy For which particular reason do you "dislike" the BBC?

[DavidRobertRoy]

@Rahkshi767 I get threatening letters, phone calls, and random visits from the licence enforcers regularly because i dare to own a TV and not pay to fund there programs. I would watch broadcast TV even from the BBC if there channels were pay monthly like everyone else. Currently i use a Apple TV to rent movies.

[dingo596]

@DavidRobertRoy me to but it works

[chakracannon97]

Steve should vapourise Justin Bibeber.

[wolfdude1254]

the tension of that tech prediction was... oh my.

[Flacksful]

I can't belive you've done this!

[EvolutionXEngine]

sometimes i hate CAPS LOCK...

[TotAberLebendig]

... the hacker is using... DOS? o.O

[RS250Squid]

"I can't believe you've done this!"

:-D

[GlennAnimator]

Haha, I'm suprised you didn't make a bluescreen appear.

[brille666]

Not funneh :'(

[LewiG666]

html rules

[DepressedSoldier]

Wait if C:/> CURE CANCER = BOOTY PARTY... does that mean booty parties cure cancer?

[xprohitman21x]

C:\> REBOOT=BOOTY PARTY!

[yutzwagon2]

Steve has a boss sweater.

[gero5000]

omg its like a G.E.C.K!

[SuperCoolDude2014]

i had no idea ashens luved brown sugar girls

[Kytseo]

Horny little bastard destroyed the universe. I'd be more practical and use it to cure all disease, cure hunger, unite the world under my rule, and grant this girl I really like eternal happiness.

[DoMi66688]

C>:/Destroy ebooks

[nettosoul]

0.73. Hahaha. Most probably a beta.

[creedrulz6000]

REBOOT...REBOOTY XD just gr8

[AlistairAI]

Ashens, do you work at the BBC? if so where/what part of the BBC do you work at? (e.g tech surport, sound studio, actor,ect)

[IamTheS]

So what's the song used during the booty party?

[bsnxenogear]

C:\> Kickass

[sk8erb0iluis]

C:\>booty party

[Ryven102]

@sk8erb0iluis C:\>rebooty

[SuperCoolDude2014]

C:\>rebooty

[BenThomasFoster]

needed more than 3 :(

[sekacbarc]

"types random quote from vid and gets thumbs up"

[spamalot314]

@sekacbarc but you just said that to get thumbs...

[LonesomePine369]

@sekacbarc who are you quoting there? :P

[MisterAlexUk]

Kind of bugs me.

Ashens = BREASTS would make Ashens into a pair of breasts.

It should have been Ashens += BREASTS; n00b. :3

[HiDantheBear]

booty party

[gfujdfjki]

MORE ASHENS TECH DUMP EPISODES PLEASE!!!

[s5SnipEmo]

Rebooty lol!

[neon471]

Cure for cancer = BOOTY PARTY!

[070DK070]

@neon471 ive heard its also the cure for aids, heart conditions and every other kind of decease known to mankind ;)

[neon471]

@070DK070 You don't say?! Well then, time to break out the booty shorts.

[neon471]

@070DK070 You don't say?! Well then, time to break out the booty shorts. :DDD

[CatalinRc]

boooty partyyyyyyyyyy :)))))

[HeartOfGamingUK]

Ashens is the best im loling while i type =D

[TheMaristBoy]

Ashens is the only person on TV who can get away with swearing anywhere.

[OCostaO]

3:32 Dark Orbit Sound "Warning"

[Timanator1]

Stuart Ashens Is The Best Some People Are Funny But He IS Funny!

[obafete]

u are the guy on sean of the dead

and hot fuzz

[xxchimakaraxx]

whoa, you can really say "shit" on Britist TV?

[ihatelife14529]

@xxchimakaraxx it may have been bleeped but American TV is really strict.

[ProjectEndgame]

@xxchimakaraxx on british internet you can, which is where this is from.

[sebra1818]

@xxchimakaraxx it wasn't on TV, it was an online 3 part show produced by the BBC

[CassettePlaya1]

@sebra1818 With two more to come, yay