the alien said "can u belive it my dog eat my stash of magic mushrooms the other day and shit it out this morning take a look at this." dont no why i whent to the trouble of figering that out but hey its just incase any1 cares
the alien said "can you believe it my dog ate my stash of magical mushrooms and shit it out this morning. take a look at this" ..... does that mean you ate shit?
dear mr. uncomfortable can you tell me why you and mr.safety are so awsome?! oh and by the why what are some funny safe things i could do to stand out and make my friends laugh! thanks
Hey Cory, hilarious as allways, was curious why ya switched from just wearin the bulbs straight on yer eyes to sunglasses, did the tape irritate ya? hard to keep it on? Im just killin time @ work lol this is honestly how bored i am, askin ya that.. anyways keep up the good work
LMAO....not fair..too hysterical...OK, hmmm..my question...OK, is it true that weight gain is directly proportionate to more bed bounce to the ounce? ~Raven
It seems like the more popular Cory get's, the more idiotic people are squeezed out of the wood works, and spread their bullshit hating. Oh well, it's to be expected with fame and stardom. Keep it stupid, Safety, and like always-
hello! i'm here to hate...you suck! advertising dollars will ruin youtube! boycott nyc! jim carrey is only inspirational if you want to be grossly over-paid for acting like an ass! whew! i feel better...thank you for presenting yourself as an object for my derision!
Nice Mr. Uncomfortable. Pickle head said "Can't you belive it, my dog ate my stash of magical mushrooms the other day, and Shit it out this morning. Take a look at this."
One star. I don't think it's possible for you to not be a fucking jerk-off. Just an utterly useless person to YouTube. Hey Cory, remember when Steve-O pierced his asshole shut? Perhaps you oughta try that.... only you should pierce your mouth and your eyes shut.
Goldiney - The best advice I can give is "EXPERIMENT"! Don't be afraid to try new things and by that I mean music, effects, charactors, genres, promotionals, etc. The best way to get yourself out there is by being experienced, so why not find out what your good at.
WileyCoyote69 - I know... although I wasn't trying to be as funny as him, I was just trying to give people something fun to do. That's why I'm having people get into charactor to ask me questions... it helps people overcome writer's block : )
MR UNCOMFORTABLE should totally answer my question... or ill shit in your yard...and it will get bad, cause there will be a lot of shit going back and forth...so answer it
Den9899 - lol, thanks for rating I guess. Although I don't think I'm really a sell out, since everyone knows that I'm on YouTube to find new opportunities and make friends along the way. If I were hiding that fact, then I would be a sell out : )
i canot leave video message but mr boomfrickel has one question what was going throu your head wene you made this video
thischannelify 1 week ago
@SHock0Wave33 you cant get electrocuted in the air. Only on the ground
MrBAWgaming 1 month ago
can you beleve it, my dog ate my stach of magicl mushrooms the odoer day and shit it out this morning, take a look at it.
neglas123 2 months ago
ha!! while you were humping the couch.. i looked over and saw a viagra add
themuffinbuttonman 9 months ago 2
were you humping the couch
starrystar33rules1 10 months ago 3
Ok So i want You to Come Back With the alien and ask him what was the candy plz plz
Xxewax 11 months ago
0:19-0:58 i couldnt stop laughing lol
1029384756ilikepie 11 months ago
Pfft who shits in yards anymore? I pee and shit in peoples toilets, and then their pot. So when they flush ze toilet, more piss comes out!
Ishkanatorable 1 year ago
it was weed.,a weed chocolate bar.
MsSamanthataylor 1 year ago
wat means fuck
omoeismail 1 year ago
the alien looked like a penis :)
13Mimzz 1 year ago
and he kinda looked like a dick head so i laughd.
NikkiBieber889 1 year ago
NOW i know who shitted to my friends yard!
happyp4in 1 year ago
was there lsd in the candy??? lol
blazerazer1 1 year ago
i dare u cory besides my garden need help any ways lol
timothy1987hooper 1 year ago
ca you kill a garila with a blue box
ryland6774 1 year ago
thats what that thing in the mean kitty video was..
kristykat097 1 year ago
mrs. boogley head, Why will you s**t in our yards?
sabbertooth5 1 year ago
Spacecake
geddit?
kitttehs 1 year ago
you humped a couch. thats just wrong. i dare you to show me something worse than that...
mischiefkel 1 year ago
I love Mr Uncomfortable. Bring him back.
HappyCabbie 1 year ago
Mr "uncomfortable", will you adopt me?
mansonman1 1 year ago
so ur the bitch that leave shit in my yard i thought it was m y dog jk
94DarkGothX94 2 years ago
how are you a human???
bynes890 2 years ago
you loook like mr.safety
sporemisio 2 years ago
srsly
sakusaskue 2 years ago
AHHHHHH HE IS ON DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!
jonasbrotherers22667 2 years ago
Special brownies?
KoolAidKO 2 years ago
have you ever tried to poop in your mouth
Qbro618 2 years ago
How many pokemon are in the earth.
kirby762 2 years ago
00:34 is funny
sethoroni 2 years ago
Glad I got to see your Feet on that video dude...Hot....but please don`t shit in my yard...lol
footsub7 2 years ago
0:34 to 0:35 WTF???
SICK
kittenbegirl 2 years ago
ive been like 7 minutes laughing at that! maybe because I didnt sleep in 25 hours and I drinked 4 energy drinks but still XD
kokoroyer 2 years ago
lol subscribe or i'll shit in your yard!
nehalpatel123987 2 years ago
dick head said can you belive it my dog ate my stash of magical mushrooms the otherday and shit it out this morning take a look at this
humbill1 2 years ago 2
not dick head, dicklehead.
kokoroyer 2 years ago
it was "special" brownies i miss mr uncomfortable and him shitting in our yards
rath223 2 years ago 2
I miss these videos!
deathofbarney 2 years ago 41
wat do the letters in the word poop stand for?
fishyswish96 2 years ago
please do other video like this
liceysta01 2 years ago 3
HE WHO TRIES WILL BE HELPED OUT!!!
mrbelt5150 3 years ago
when the alien talks it sounds like hes saying something backward (like when you listen to backward songs on youtube.)
LauraDar118 3 years ago
he is
redriot556 3 years ago
lol but what?
LauraDar118 3 years ago
he's probably saying something like "you can hear this? cool."
b0w5er 2 years ago
Make new mr.uncomftables, that would be awesome, its been like 2 years so make some mr.uncomftable ^__^
Vezionkiller 3 years ago
lmoa! look at 1:29
karaserenashow 3 years ago
maybe the alien add some secret ingredient (aqua dots and alien semen) to make you fell comfortable.
yusopkeretasexkuat 3 years ago
Ummmm... were you cheating on your girlfriend with a couch?!
gabedeman3 3 years ago 2
lol i wil shit in your yard lollol
superskillz108 3 years ago
waist of time
♥juggalette 4 life♥
princessofpain33 3 years ago
you sound like ed for furr t.v. on tmf lol lmao
rathicma 3 years ago
lol were you humping the chouch ? eh strange but love the video lol LOL xxx
caracaz604 3 years ago
Gross, dude.
XWildstar 3 years ago
LOL!
Suscribe, or i'll shit in your yard.
HarvestMoo 3 years ago
HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE VIDEOS?!
answer please :)
lokohehehe 3 years ago 2
No one.
vengeanceproductions 3 years ago
you liar i subed last year and i found a shit in my yard 3 days ago lol
steff5200 3 years ago 14
subscribe OR I'LL SHIT IN YOUR YARD
...xD brilliant.
ryoryox 3 years ago
didnt ur mom tell u not to talk to strangers lol
nickuchia 3 years ago
dont take candy from aliens lmao
RammsteinMadchen 3 years ago
Not your best...
randothepally 3 years ago
Disturbing.
Was that your voice?
And you spelled "character" wrong. D:
LessThanFive 3 years ago
lol humping the couch
ValveProductions 3 years ago
and why were you humping a couch...again?
Mspac3 3 years ago
oh my god can you believe my dog ate my stash of magical mushrooms and shit them out this morning
puzpuz789 3 years ago
the pants!!! xD
SplatterQueen 3 years ago 2
did u fu** i mean hump da couch?
and wasnt dat shit u ate?
Itachifantomboy 3 years ago
how do you fly?
Flatchlenter 3 years ago
LSD chocolate lol nice vid!
NSCinc 3 years ago
the alien said "oh my god can you believe this my dog ate my stach of magical mushrooms and S#!T them out this morning check this out!" ROTFLMAO
Shaundevil 3 years ago
i will not ask a ques and if poop on my yard i will get your cat and keep him hahahaaa bie now
theitalianplumber 3 years ago
what does the alien say backwards?!?!?!
Danko1016 3 years ago 2
So I sat and stared at the camera, and I shit myself, and did all kinds of crazy things to get me in the mood to make a video
ChainHowler 3 years ago
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Needy234 3 years ago
Are you trying to use reverse psychology? It nearly worked on me, but I just replied instead.
BellaStarlit 3 years ago
okay, mr REVERSE PHSYCOLOGY, i did
jbtproductions596 3 years ago
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." -Mr. Beaver.
linkscorchio 3 years ago
lol
Janiturpeinen 3 years ago
the alien said "can you believe this my dog ate my secret stash of magical mushrooms and shit them out this morning look at this" lol.....
diceman73 3 years ago 55
This has been flagged as spam show
Are you gay? Hoe
flossnntossn3 4 years ago
But oh well, he had candy. LMAO funny^^
CadetDiaz361 4 years ago
XDluvit
alifatma2 4 years ago
Are you wearing Spongebob Pajama's? If you are, they look good on you
thebestdayeversong 4 years ago
the alien said "can u belive it my dog eat my stash of magic mushrooms the other day and shit it out this morning take a look at this." dont no why i whent to the trouble of figering that out but hey its just incase any1 cares
weirdstuffanimation6 4 years ago
˝he looked like a dickhead so i laughed at him!!˝ that one was so hilarious!!! XDXDXD
tashyXD 4 years ago 2
mr.uncomfterbil please dont shit in my yard please! lol!
phleanaome 4 years ago
stuipid
pinkpegaus567 4 years ago
haha it's even more funny when you reverse the alien message back to normal and listen to what he says :D
LoLpenguin1 4 years ago
lol
headstrong129 4 years ago
Lol, "He looked like a dickhead so i laugh at him" that was really funny!... Still laughing!
Georgia120965 4 years ago 2
Kitty has made you a better person
Madblaster6 4 years ago 2
hey what is your phone number
dxroxs1 4 years ago
dude... i no that music, in the background thats on the harry potter website, the theme song for the sorting hat!! hahaha nice!!! (Im a nerd, I no!)
HyperKid66 4 years ago
i <3 your spongebob pants. haha
cnash24 4 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmm... candy
marty1105 4 years ago
nice jammies!
maladettagirl 4 years ago
lol, "Subscribe or I'll shit in your yard!," thats funny!
Saegma 4 years ago
i hope you don know my address cuz i don like cleaning poop lol
coolcat000me 4 years ago 3
hm..
kjk04440 4 years ago
hehehe he is my hero , shroom man :)
landonwarrior 4 years ago
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kotlaska93 4 years ago
lol! ^-^
peridot1313 4 years ago
the alien said "can you believe it my dog ate my stash of magical mushrooms and shit it out this morning. take a look at this" ..... does that mean you ate shit?
Elgenzay 4 years ago
dude....i love mr uncomfortable! and being out of candy is never good! good this to have him back
thefuzzypage 4 years ago
haha was good
Shallnot 4 years ago
subscribe OR ILL SHIT IN YOUR YARD! lol nice man.
TheXibosian 4 years ago
mkay, mr.uncomfortable, i already subscribed. but um, exactly what did you edit video with?? wmm? meh theres my question lol
whitneywaffle
RAWRtabulous 4 years ago
subsribe, or ill shit in your yardd haha
kmatt1818 4 years ago
dear mr. uncomfortable can you tell me why you and mr.safety are so awsome?! oh and by the why what are some funny safe things i could do to stand out and make my friends laugh! thanks
damacyboy 4 years ago
GReat editing and effects. What program you using?
ottoelperro 4 years ago
what do you get from making vids?
sinfulprey 4 years ago
trying to find it.
pheznik 4 years ago
funny i have a character. mr.shit
brettizdabest 4 years ago
ahaha hilarious
vivalasp 4 years ago
Funny video, he looked like a dick head, lol!
Entwistle905 4 years ago
quack quack cokatoo???
miner249 4 years ago
Huuuuhuuuu! I'm your 200st rater! I gave you an awesome, because that purple whirl is brilliant!!!!
TheDicle 5 years ago
"subscribe or ill shit in your yard!" that was funny
dingchavez231 5 years ago
Can you believe this? My dog ate my stash of magical mushrooms the other day, and shit it out this morning, take a look at this!
coryboy6 5 years ago
Hey Cory, hilarious as allways, was curious why ya switched from just wearin the bulbs straight on yer eyes to sunglasses, did the tape irritate ya? hard to keep it on? Im just killin time @ work lol this is honestly how bored i am, askin ya that.. anyways keep up the good work
erichill78 5 years ago
my question is: why is the alphabet sung in the tune of twinkle twinkle little star?
sing it to yourself!
cocobirdcoco 5 years ago
he's back!
untitled101 5 years ago
I cant post a video comment on this...wtf?
meth32 5 years ago
fuckin hilarious all the way!!!
BrettlyCags 5 years ago
garbage, category comedy?
PCBIZNUSS 5 years ago
I felt like such a user yelling "yesss!!!" when I read "return of Mr.Uncomfortable" haha...
ShavosBlackJacket 5 years ago
stfu *ucker
hitomigreen 5 years ago
That voice is a total rip-off of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist... Come on dude can't you get a little more original other than a random pair of glasses?
Raulness 5 years ago
don't sh!t in my yard. and I thought he was talking about some other form of candy
sofakinggolden 5 years ago
LMAO....not fair..too hysterical...OK, hmmm..my question...OK, is it true that weight gain is directly proportionate to more bed bounce to the ounce? ~Raven
RebukeTheWorld 5 years ago
lol ty
Luige11 5 years ago
lol, I subscribe just dont shit on my yard!!!!hahaha^^
queendunpeal2007 5 years ago
stfu
Luige11 5 years ago
how do u make ur glasses? lol
Luige11 5 years ago
cant wait
Luige11 5 years ago
Man, If I ever have a video for you. Let me find my webcam.
mykr0 5 years ago
hahahaha
angel4ceci 5 years ago
Yeah Mr. unconfertable, why are you convertable?
weird4
weird4 5 years ago
Dude, don't fuckin hate.
It seems like the more popular Cory get's, the more idiotic people are squeezed out of the wood works, and spread their bullshit hating. Oh well, it's to be expected with fame and stardom. Keep it stupid, Safety, and like always-
MAKE POOP
Goldiney 5 years ago
Finally! I've waited so long! I hope I don't have to wait much longer! Gah!
uniquedreamr 5 years ago
whens the deadline?
Aarowned 5 years ago
hello! i'm here to hate...you suck! advertising dollars will ruin youtube! boycott nyc! jim carrey is only inspirational if you want to be grossly over-paid for acting like an ass! whew! i feel better...thank you for presenting yourself as an object for my derision!
treeguy007 5 years ago
Hahhahahaha!!! Watch out for AGreenMonkey!
He will make you Uncomfortable again.
kiddsock 5 years ago
Nice Mr. Uncomfortable. Pickle head said "Can't you belive it, my dog ate my stash of magical mushrooms the other day, and Shit it out this morning. Take a look at this."
LOL :D
JoeyR0x 5 years ago
hahaha..if you shat in my yard by dad would probably fit his foot up your booty. would that be comfortable for mr. uncomfortable?
sailme90 5 years ago
Damian007a1 - I've seen your profile... you were never subscribed to me in the first place. lol, haters.
-Cory "Mr. Safety"
smpfilms 5 years ago
ahahaha thats great!
jaymzleon 5 years ago
dude mr safety u are one of my favorite people on youtube., thanks so much for making such funny videos
smithee65 5 years ago
I love your FREAKING greenscreen skillz man!! :D
DanielGardner 5 years ago
Good to see Mr. Uncomfortable again
wheels85 5 years ago
I too am flagging this video for fucking dimwitted-ness.
pokerpussey 5 years ago
One star. I don't think it's possible for you to not be a fucking jerk-off. Just an utterly useless person to YouTube. Hey Cory, remember when Steve-O pierced his asshole shut? Perhaps you oughta try that.... only you should pierce your mouth and your eyes shut.
pokerpussey 5 years ago
That trippy portal thing was awesome looking!
When I get the chance I'm going to come up with a character and make a video response.
etran83 5 years ago
Hey dude, I'm still lovin your videos. 5/5 Stars...
P.S. I'm a student filmmaker, and was just wondering if you had any advice to us beginners out there?
-TJ
Goldiney 5 years ago
Goldiney - The best advice I can give is "EXPERIMENT"! Don't be afraid to try new things and by that I mean music, effects, charactors, genres, promotionals, etc. The best way to get yourself out there is by being experienced, so why not find out what your good at.
-Cory "Mr. Safety"
smpfilms 5 years ago
Thanks bro
Goldiney 5 years ago
Its like Borat! Only er... less funny!
WileyCoyote69 5 years ago
WileyCoyote69 - I know... although I wasn't trying to be as funny as him, I was just trying to give people something fun to do. That's why I'm having people get into charactor to ask me questions... it helps people overcome writer's block : )
-Cory "Mr. Safety"
smpfilms 5 years ago
1 star and flaged for inappropriate drug use hints good role model video lol
FatKidzRHard2KidNapp 5 years ago
MR UNCOMFORTABLE should totally answer my question... or ill shit in your yard...and it will get bad, cause there will be a lot of shit going back and forth...so answer it
jaymzleon 5 years ago
Lame.
brenkeller 5 years ago
brenkeller - What is lame about this? I would tell you why, if I had a problem with your videos.
-Cory "Mr. Safety"
smpfilms 5 years ago
lmao k thanks for clearin it up :)
kille1112 5 years ago
Nice acsent. What kind is it? It's pretty sweet
goniu2005 5 years ago
goniu2005 - Italian / Mexican. Funky mix : )
-Cory "Mr. Safety"
smpfilms 5 years ago
Cory, Glad to see you back.. We missed you ...
SkooterTrash 5 years ago
subscribe
or ill SHIT in ur yard
aznstvn 5 years ago
Rated 1 for being a corporate sellout chudstain.
Den9899 5 years ago
Den9899 - lol, thanks for rating I guess. Although I don't think I'm really a sell out, since everyone knows that I'm on YouTube to find new opportunities and make friends along the way. If I were hiding that fact, then I would be a sell out : )
-Cory "Mr. Safety"
smpfilms 5 years ago
He's not a sell out-
What-for trying to make more of his career?
Or wanting to make more money?
Hey I'd like all of that too.
SO I guess you are calling that to many!
Den9899-you dumbass
summerh 5 years ago
ok then question time:
Can you smoke/snort that chocolate?
subom 5 years ago
It was original, That I like. I will have to see the other episodes to get everything.
minutedude 5 years ago
the alien sai hey my dog ate my mushroom stash and crapped it oout check it out
jesseOsauchelli 5 years ago
ADD is a beautiful thing
contron 5 years ago
Wow, it must suck to live in Turlock. In my opinion it is the nation's capital of conformity. I guess you cope with it by making cool videos. ;)
SpectreHelix 5 years ago