Dorkly Bits: Charizard's Revenge

[Sh4d0wKat]

Where di you get these sprites?

[Tek9kk]

I love irony

[murkrow1000]

LOL

eu ri mais no final X-D

[CableThe]

but ash is still 10...

[zorafan580]

Honestly, this is kinda like a creepypasta...

[kiro3368]

when it said charizard caughta MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD! my dream came true :)

[mariofana]

His name is not Ash. It's fucking RED

[MrItalianmustard]

That's why I choose Squirtle.

[rudylexi8]

THIS IS A LIE!!!

Ash doesn't learn Crawl away until level 74!!! GET IT RIGHT YOU JACKASS!!!

[ninjacat132]

yay charizard

[pedrogt5]

you still wants to catch then all?

[UltimateRandomness]

Ash was a high level though...

[UltLuigi1]

where did ash learn PRAY FOR SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH? He dos'nt seem to use it well..

[ErwinReloaded]

@UltLuigi1 it just has low accuracy

[jackjack121]

He's 11!?

[XxSuperxMonkeyxX]

@jackjack121 he's been 11 for like more than 10 years

[GleamAndGlimmer]

ASH IS STILL 11?! GOD! THIS is why people don't want to watch it anymore; he NEVER grows up!

[Gellis2009]

@TMEthan pathetic

[TMEthan]

@Gellis2009 0_0'

[rainbowofmadness]

omg cant believe that a funny video like this designed and made for laughing, has spawned stupid nonsensical arguments about its contents and stuff thats not even relevant to this actual video. TAKE AN EFFING joke people. u wud'nt know comedy if it slapped you in the face with a babies dirty bottom XD

[HesSuperEffective]

See what happens when you skip Gyms?

[suicnerocks149]

@HesSuperEffective Ash never skipped gyms Lol

[HesSuperEffective]

@suicnerocks149 But I sure as hell did in the game

[fatcatbuzz]

Where is Pikachu when you need him?

[Zanimous]

probably the best dorkly video

[adynizamani]

TROLOL... He can't be Ash, he has ALWAYS BEEN "10 YEARS old", not 11 :P

[Pinochimon]

@adynizamani: Actually, you're wrong Satoshi is actually 17 in the current season. Two years ago we has 15, (his seiyuu changed ). The only problem is that, in amerikka they don't do that crap. Plus the other nagging problems too....

[adynizamani]

@Pinochimon Then I am guessing you don't watch the Japanese version. When on earth did his Seiyuu change? Rica Matsumoto has been voicing Satoshi since the very first episode and still voicing him. I don't know where did you get that info but it's not true, mate. Also, in the premiere episode of Best Wishes (Japanese as well as English), it was explicitly stated that he is still 10. Pokemon doesn't follow the age factor thingy. Some anime do and some don't.

[AusMarkus]

This might be the first time someone actually understood irony on the internet.

[EarlFaulk]

Im seriously LOLing at the Pokemon fanboys pissing over the choice of pokemon used,it's level, etc.

[DrZenify]

Ash made 114 accounts and came on youtube

[Shredthetiger]

his name is red

[clefspeare24]

Do they serve pokemon at pokecenters? Because if they don't, Charizard is going to get no use at all out of Ash.

[DarkGriffin070]

And thats why ash ketchem sucks!!!

[hyuugahazuka]

That's what you gain when you teach your Charizard "TEAR INTO ASH VICIOUSLY".

[battenfelder]

@hyuugahazuka Where the hell do you find that TM?!?!

[Armalizilto]

Ash if you're Lv 71? Why you no fight back?

[johnnyb92401]

THATS NOT FAIR!!! CHARIZARD LEARNS TEAR INTO ASH VICIOUSLY AT LEVEL 61!!!

[linkronny]

Why is ash lvl 71? ._.

[Armalizilto]

I think each Pokemon has their own ways of unimaginable phenomenal cosmic powers, but when caught by pokeballs, ity bity space?

[killergumproductions]

and thus, mystery dungeon was created.

[Megidramon]

where on god's green earth can I find a wild Ash?

[ProjecL]

@Megidramon you can't, you can only find it on green and blue earth :D

[calijoca]

i wish i had the "tear in to the pokemon viciously" attack

[orvibusa]

Is not Ash, is Red

[LoliiShota]

damn annoying ad

[ChrisLucewoALT]

I'm surprised Charizard hasn't done that in Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

[secretperson96]

I actually laughed out load to this, man is this so funny! HAHAHAHA!

[EuroStreame]

well that's what he gets for teaching charizard TEARS INTO ASH VICIOUSLY

[gamerStuyGS]

Ash at level 71? I have a hard time buying that. Wouldn't it be more like level 10 or 12? I mean if he were level 71 you'd think he wouldn't need pokemon to fight those battles for him.

[ProjecL]

@TheRonpeer and if you read this you die in next second

[robertsfunny1995]

To everyone who said that Ash/Red taught Charizard "Tear into Ash Viciously" he didn't, the day care taught him it after Ash/Red kept stiffing them.

[robertsfunny1995]

Ash is level 71 and he still doesn't have any good moves?

[areoblast43o9]

JOKES ON U CHARIZARD!!THATS RED NOT ASH :P

[zander1116]

@areoblast43o9 if it was red, then charizard wouldnt disobey...

[areoblast43o9]

@zander1116 than charizards having an off day (**shrungs sholder**)

[iuri1223]

ah i want a MORTALY WOUNDED 11-YEAR-OLD!

[mekhti21]

0:18 pidgeot: f*ck this im outta here!

[deathshadow2492]

This is what happens when a Pokemon decides to pull "The Starscream" TV Trope on you.

[UnivingIshiro]

This would be awesome,if it was ASH not RED!

[devilslayer1230]

0:30 ...It's super ineffective! XD

[MrBoondock1]

ok this may sound stupid but what version is this?...hope they have it on Amazon! <3

[noname76761]

I'm trying to level my Mortally Wounded 11 year old so he can learn "Bleed out of every inch on his body" but it's so hard! Any tips? Should I try using "Cry for mother" before I use "Soft poke with crutch", instead of vice versa?

[andymck7]

This is stupid, everyone knows that you'd never find a wild Pidgeot 9_9

[byakuyaknowsbest]

god damn i wish irony was an acual move, lol

[GoldX8900]

wait...ash became 11!!!!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU

[Aira140]

@GoldX8900: At the end of Pikachu and Pichu (Pokemon:3) Ash told Pikachu that it was the one year anniversary since they met. And considering that he was ten before he got Pikachu, he must be 11.

[GoldX8900]

@Aira140 yes but if he aged, in the new series he would be about 22

[RayLedgend]

I was about to say Ash doesn't wear that outfit, but then I realized Red wouldn't get his ass beat by one of his own pokemon =P

[asutuh]

Oh jeez reminds me of the creepypasta for pokemon

[MrUn1versal]

Stupid Ash, instead of using a lvl 2 move (Crawl Away), you should've used 9 mm

[bruno13532]

thats GOLD not red

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

That's Red, not Ash. -_-

[hisuke1995]

Dude thats not ash ...its RED.

[supersegasonicss]

did anyone else notice that ash was at level 71?

[Chrishuffman95]

Wild Pidgeot? I CALL BULLSHIT!

[chaosthunder]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG, I'M CRYING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[KLIXORthe]

then charizard went forth to capture all humans and some how defeat the elite four with humans. he then released all the other pokemon so they could become human trainers too and thats how the elemental magic of pokemon ended and the horrible crime against nature nown as pokemen began. buy a copy today at your local game stop.

[MrGrandmasterGamer]

@KLIXORthe gameshop* lol

[neonbreak1]

yay i got a mortally wounded 11-year old

[djkraak]

ash used pray for sweet release of death! Supper ....ineffective!

charizard used irony!

charizard caught a mortally wounded 11 year old !!

they lived happely ever after ..

[FishLeesh]

Where the fuck is there a wild Pidgeot.

[HamoshtheGreat]

@FishLeesh Fire Red/Leaf Green on one of the islands.

[megaawsomeaustin]

@FishLeesh and judgeing buy its level it should be pigeotot

[SporeTres]

@FishLeesh I know right. Also Ash's moveset is too defensive. He hasn't even good stats.

[xXDemonWater098Xx]

i was trapped in a ball too, it was my father's ball.

[4dose]

the bird was like HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS IM OUT

[Matthewroxtheparty]

if only ash knew protect...

[ClumsySmurf29]

Pidgeot the whole time is like:O__o back off slowly...

[stylez1020]

gay im the 109th dislike kool

[TheRobertsFamily2]

but hey! least i have a game of my own! (Wild Kenadee appeared) Uh oh...

[TheRobertsFamily2]

my Charizard used to be level 100, and plus, his name was Strongirad because he was so strong (he could beat any wild Pokemon) but then i turned off the power while it was deleting my game and when i got back on, it was deleted anyways

[mozcito939]

@TheRobertsFamily2

Cool story bro. Needs more dragons and shit...

[agentEE7]

CHARIZARD used IRONY! XD

[clayisahottie]

I'm more amazed that I didn't end up spitting tea all over my computer screen when I wateched this.

[SuperNostalgic]

Holy crap LOL



[blob209]

Isn't Ash 10 years old?

[thegameloverful]

it's really bright in the pokeball and ash should put sunglasses XD

[kimberleyfrancisca]

I like the happy dance Charizard does at the end hahah

[awesomness180]

@kimberleyfrancisca Looks like he's humping the air

[drakemanification]

Charizard used Irony!

[BrandonAngelDragon]

According to the anime, Ash is still 10.

Yeah, I don't get why he doesn't grow up either... >.>

[drakemanification]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA xDDDDD

[diallzard]

whahahahaha lol !!!

[epicrapbattle8122]

think of ash's name after the flamethrower on him... lol he is wat his name is

[TheDEFENCEMASTER]

chairzard:yeay! i caught a mortally wounded 11 years old boy.

ash:let me out now

ash thought in this moment:BLOODY REVENGE

[TheDEFENCEMASTER]

i didnt know ash can attacks to

[SporeTres]

@TheDEFENCEMASTER

Can do attacks. Im Englischen ist can nur ein Hilfsverb, kein vollständiges Verb :P

[TheFluud]

irony at it's best

[EarlFaulk]

Stupid banner ads

[EMOish30]

XD ! love the face on pidgeot

[blast794]

THIS ROUND IS ONE SIDED notice the text box makes all of charizards moves super effective but non of reds plus red still had the move 9. millimeter pistol and text box wouldnt let him use it

[RpGS39]

who knew i was a lvl 71 hmmmmm

[legocastle23]

It seems like *puts on sun glasses* Christmas came early this year.

[poohhardy11]

charizard is really angry because ash got him neutered.....

..LOOK....NOTHINGS DOWN THERE

poor charizard

[iHopeCloud]

@poohhardy11 Best comment I have seen on this video

[spencerocks5]

@spinemelter2000 you have an excellent point. I disagree with this video. (I still like Dorkly videos though).

[spinemelter2000]

Considering all the shit Ash puts up with from Charizard, Ash should be getting revenge. Ash rescued him as a Charmander from a negligent trainer who didn't care that the Charmander would die if its tail fire got extinguished from the rain. Ash saved it from certain death, and when it grew into Charizard, it became thankless.

[Syantific]

THAT'S RED. NOT ASH. RED.

[yingyanggamer]

To everyone that says that Ash shouldn't have taught him "TEAR INTO ASH VICIOUSLY," he didn't, the day-care did after he kept stiffing them.

[indistructible1]

Charizard was only a level 57 and ash was a 71, Charizards attack wouldnt do too much damage

[paintballbob21]

WHY the hell would you disable embedding? That's just annoying.

[aimlesscoma]

If only pokemon was really like this........

[MrLarryorr]

wow 0_0

[mangajock]

anyone else questioning how a 57 beat up a 71 that quickly?

[Cloudstrife112233]

@mangajock No, not really cause I'm Ash has no powers as a fighter whatsoever. whereas Charizard is a Fire Breathing Dragon. Need I say more? lol =P

[lastEvergreen]

Well that's what he gets for teaching him "Tear into Ash Viciously"

[mr0igor0hacker]

0:31 OMG

GO BLASTIOE LEVEL 100

BLASTIOE USED SURF

Charizard FANITED!

igor x saved ash's life

[Gossipkilla]

Who cares if his name is Red or if he is 10 years old?

[Daniraldo01]

"Oh my God! Did that Charizard just attack that poor little boy?"

"Nope! Chuck Testa."

[phoenixblitz96]

Ash is level 71?

[Ultramynd]

This scared the shit out of me O-O

[MrSuspencer]

Thus, this began Charizard's Free Rights For Pokemon campaign. It didn't end well when he showed them Ash....

[Mashal9418]

He's 10 years old...

[itw98]

Oh chary.

[smurd20]

(charazard used pokeball to let ash come out!)

(ash used pokeball on its self to not die!)

[littlebrenda]

ash shouldve used shotgun not crawl

[ImTotallyAwesome123]

LOLOLOLOL

[newsalsataco]

how is ash lvl71 isnt he lvl12

[mr0igor0hacker]

@newsalsataco i have a powerufl water pokemon

hes shiny kyrgo level 50 :D :D

[Liberator323]

lol metal slug blood

[JackPlaysVideoGames]

Looks like Ash is now..*puts on sunglasses*... RED! YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[TheDonaldMan]

Ash is lv71, how on earth did he get his ass kicked..

[IamOgbz]

all d good puns are already taken

[Kanetchan]

From Ash to ashes.

[danny77666]

its the trainers fault really WHY WOULD HE TEACH HIM THOSE MOVES ugh

[dimentiosbigfan]

WHAT was Ash thinking when he taught Charizard "Tear into Ash viciously" and "Irony"?

[JRWdouble]

If Ash chose Bulbasaur, it would end up as hentai.

[blast794]

i taught my charizard irony so he cold use pokeballs on pokemon to keep it from using it on me i use rpg-7

[SirJACthe3rd]

how did ash get to level 71?

[AlbinoEverGreen]

i guess ash is now -puts on sunglasses- ash yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Sclark369]

@AlbinoEverGreen dont think many people got that but hell ya dude

[ohperoqueesesto]

@AlbinoEverGreen english jokes xD

[AlbinoEverGreen]

@ohperoqueesesto :3

[runecraster2]

@AlbinoEverGreen How many comments like yours havent i seen...

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

@AlbinoEverGreen please no...just...no...I got tired of that in Replaying the Game:Game...

[RbonStudios]

@AlbinoEverGreen I guess hes turned into ash would had been better just saying.

[MultiSdgsg]

@AlbinoEverGreen ashes to ashes.

[ohperoqueesesto]

IT'S RED :yuno:

[AncientWingly]

@ohperoqueesesto You know in those games you can name them whatever you want right?

He could have very named him Tom Ater.

[ohperoqueesesto]

@AncientWingly xDDDz

[MikeTheCavemann]

why would ash teach him that move?

[justjeffo7]

i taught charziard tear into ash visciously

[will12020]

yeah, this is what you get for teaching your pokemon "tear into ash viciously"

[MrSrdenoble]

Charizard is a newb I have like 10 mortally wounded 11 year olds that I store in my basement pc

[redwv]

IRONY

[SmallRocker04]

it said to not forget to subscribe.....how bout dont forget to upload