River Monsters- Castration by Fish?

[dimzer111]

that noise is like my girlfriend va jay jay when i plug it with my 8 inches or rock solid

[DeadProphetsFate]

@dimzer111 Thats funny because her mouth does it when it gets plugged as well.

[dimzer111]

@DeadProphetsFate thats weird my dad says the same thing how do use know ??

[mphst6]

Here's a repost.."There was a man, apparently, who was castrated by one...so I had to come up with another method. I jumped into the water half naked...because I hate my dick and balls."

[mphst6]

WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT­!?!?!? I thought SOPA was done! 3 tries I got a nice white (racist) screen with a bunch of numbers and a huge 500! I thought I had top comment on this video!

[xgamer2100]

• roses are red nuts are brown

skirts go up pants go down

body body skin to skin

when its stiff stick goes in

goes in dry comes out wet

the longer its in the stronger it gets

and comes out dripping

and starts to sag

its not what you think it is its a fucking tea bag

[WatchdogDisciple]

@xgamer2100 Its not what i think but you put the fuckin thought in my head........lol

[aun075]

ลูก มัน ตาย หมดแน่ ทำเกินไปป่าว

[armysa2008]

Fish name is Cha do

[armysa2008]

Oh! i am thais

[lemongirlp]

I been to thailand to visit my two grandma and my mom's six sister and one brother

[yyykkkei]

What is his problem?

[BerkRadio]

best dive ever~

[Dmjaxx]

damn so many snakeheads..i want one

[chalongwong]

ปลาชะโด มึงทำซะเป็นเรื่องราวสัตว์ประหล­าดใหญ่โต

[jaydragonrider]

this kind of fish is common in the philippines in mindanao..area in maguindanao or north cotabato we call this "halu-an"its our native fish favorite to cook by folks and it taste so good...no allergy even people who is ill can this fish in our region...very common....

[ilovekamikaze99]

แม่ คอก อ่ะป่าว เดียวลูกมันตาย

[Tobius11]

its a fish u just want to look at it and say fuck u

[xxviocrystalxx]

a lot of snake head found in Malaysia, and sometimes weigh up to 14kg. other than using casting techniques, fishing this we can use as catfish bait.

[LavaLineage2Ortiko]

This fish looks very cool :)

[joeenaja59]

ประเทสไทยดังแล้วโว้ยด้วย ปลาชะโด

[TheArtisticGirl1]

Jeremy wade shirtless...wow. Just wow...how long was he holding that fish?

[ToasterRehab]

I caught one of these in Animal Crossing lol

[raooon]

คล้าย ๆ ปลาดุกแฮะ

[raooon]

yeah you'v been to thailand:D

[bossbigbossbig]

ชะโด

[pepKiTTiSak]

คนไทย

[gepiebo]

that's hardly a giant fish...

[FazwanJaJa]

lol



[crazyflyer120]

well i stole your face

[senglit]

snakeheads arent as scary as they seem , i have one in my fishtank ;P and its cuteeeeee

[1337charlie]

damn i bet this man loves his job...

[luvsteventyler]

MMM JEREMYS WET TIGHT SWIM SHORTS IS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW NICE I WANT TO TOUCH IT

[aquaalloy]

yes if they were that dangerous you could really swim in a ball of 30 of them... such bullshit... so over these shows...

[TheShiteMaster]

guy looks like a jerkoff with the bleached hair

[l0lRocket]

I dunno about you guys but in the thumbnail I thought Mr Wade was sporting a white Wolverine beard...

[noom9552]

ไอ้พวกเหี้ย...เลวไอสัส fuck you river monsters

[joneSViolin]

Curiosity. is there anything that can t it convince you to do?

[yavishaum]

he resembles the fish.. :P

[scar5471]

very intresting

[ihopesome1readsthis]

omfg i should realy finish my homework.... but this is so good

[alpingcebupacific123]

what kind a scientist is he? a biologist or something...

[mackles]

@alpingcebupacific123 yes a biologist

[racefan32]

@alpingcebupacific123 biologist, he says so right at the beginning.

[alpingcebupacific123]

what kind a scientist is he?

[oahusquid]

YouTube....oahusquid.....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son and I ran into while spearfishing in Hawaii.

[Lastlifexx]

2:05 look at that guy, hes just like come on I haven't ate in 4 months, lets eat it already

[drumsrus100]

LOL 1:57 "I'm well aware of what this river monster is capable of" .....*bop*

[notfireproofequipped]

@drumsrus100 *bop bop bop*

[animezinx]

oooo we have that in thailand???

[farem101]

@animezinx WHATS THAT FISH?

[TheOwner0fDaWorld]

the face looks like a frog

[467076]

Sometimes I lay in bed and pretend im a carrot.

[chicken7085]

@467076 what

[dmttsn]

@467076 LMAO !

[18xeno]

BOOM HEAD SHOT

[WeeManLeeambo]

am i the only one who pissed their self laughing at 1:48 to 1:53?

[cr4zylpf4n]

@WeeManLeeambo whhaa bopbopbop!

[WeeManLeeambo]

@cr4zylpf4n bopbopbop! xD

[valentheart17]

that fish is TOMMAN and u know what , u can find it 10 times bigger than that in malaysia and also in brunei

[mofobichfuk]

catch a fish LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!

[XjerichoX12]

1:52 NOM...NOM NOM NOM...NOM...NOM....NOM....

[enthospex]

i am from the Philippines lots of snakehead here, they have the ability to stay under ground for month if the pond runs out of water, and wait for rainy season to fill the pond back.

[afterlater06]

@enthospex dalag ata ung sinasabi mu eh :) ksama din cya sa lahi ng catfish tol,, xD

[TheWayne8698673]

LOL XD

[TheWayne8698673]

Only on Animal Planet and Discovery Channel

[TokenPictures111]

damn u heard the chomp of his jaws

[MrBiskutlaut]

in other continent it maybe invassive.but here in asia giant snakehead is a native species and at the top of the food chain in most of the dams.makes a wonderfull sportfish for anglers.the heaviest punishment you'll ever get on a casting set.

[iSpeakEngr1sh]

thumbs up for the noise that fish makes when he opens and closes his mouth....

[KrillLiberator]

We're actually allowed to order these fish from the Far East as live juveniles for the aquarium trade - DEFRA allow it! After seeing the striking but huge adult, there's no way I'm allowing them in our shop again, even if someone specifically requests one. Leave em in the Kwai - I think they'll do fine there.

[pettyofficer30]

@KrillLiberator Good for you! Who would want a fish like that?

[KrillLiberator]

@pettyofficer30 You would be surprised - or maybe you wouldn't! A lot of people want 'status pets' and that extends to fish; the bigger, more aggressive and more inappropriate it is, then someone will want it.*sigh* We keep getting requests for things like red-tailed catfish (they're huge too), piranha and asian shark catfish... even adult silver sharks are way beyond the capacity of most tanks. But huge predators? Silly, cruel. Alligator gar, anyone? Not from us.

[Eljan99]

funny biting sound XD c:

[nemesisdog2]

I love how fucking awesome his dive is

[krononomikon]

wow, what a pretty fish! and that biting is hilarious! *clup clup!*

[sunno9]

chainmail pants? Win.

[SGVknarf]

the story of the Not so Happy Fisherman.

[MrSilencer11]

i would kiss that fish

[goodanswergoodanswer]

0:00 - He should change the intro slightly; "I'm Jeremy Wade, Biologist & Extreme Angler........ & I'm here to turn all you ladies on with the adventures of my big rod!"

[mineacrafter]

@metinGold thats not as big as they get and if they wouldnt why was a man killed by a bigger one at a dock

[PussAndWoody]

What kind of accent does he have ?

[mamushi72sai5575]

@PussAndWoody japanese



[chypres89]

Ur my Hero! so awsome!

[SteoMurraay10]

@metinGold oh sorry didnt no i was talking to an expert

[tinaomina02]

this is used for fish soup in our country.. it's delicious ..

[SteoMurraay10]

@metinGold why is it impossible? :L

[SheSoTalented216]

Actually...the fish was acting like that dart was infused with weed.

[Vipatko]

I bet that the first thing he would do if the fish would slip out of his hands and dropped back to water would be covering his nuts both handed.

[nomadgreg]

monsteR bullshit....

[dadurr]

oooooooooo pretty patterns

[ash41712]

my snakehead is the polar opposite to the giant snakehead in the video.

[pnkrk1039]

Jeremy's dive was so majestic!

[ipodtouch1999]

its like GIVE ME FOOD!!!

[phanable1]

I Ain't going into that water no how!!!!!

[sethzky77]

Isn't this that damn invasive species that's fucking up the Mississippi? Thanks for that to the man who set it loose. Hope your balls rot off in hell.

[angryeyedude1]

@sethzky77 That would be the asian carp.

[frenchtoast60]

i didn't even see the man catch the fish!



[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

EXTREME ANGLER

[KURIANBVALAYIL]

snake head i have 2

[doudoub2005]

lol @ the splash, fail diving

[joel5673ify]

Hello mama toman :D

[erositt000]

i want one...

[nangkemanis]

i like

[Monkeymev]

Procrassstinationnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nn at its finesttttttttttt

[Barra3D2]

El pez no les hacia nada... No estoy de acuerdo en cazarlos

[R0cks4Brainz]

arent these fish an evasive species? i hope they didnt let it go...

[Mojo907]

@R0cks4Brainz i believe you meant invasive, but i believe they are native to tailand..

[xxxxx1835]

@Mojo907 thailand

[samurai624]

Remind me to wear a protective cup made of really strong if I go swimming in this part of Thailand o.O I'd rather lose a foot than lose my children

[ricadrew]

It's quite a world we live in these days that we can learn about and see these magnificent and scary river animals from all different parts of the world so easily!

And it's awesome that we have Jeremy, the crazy maniac angler willing to get these scary things out of the water and show us them.

[samurai624]

@ricadrew Gotta love this show :D

[xSOCKMONSTERx]

0:34 apparently another way to confront this animal is to stick your wiener in an underwater hole and hope that a fish sees it? also a good way to castrate yourself?

[RespectMyHate]

Leave the fish niggas alone. LMFAO.

[Chillazilla2]

I don't get why people are upset about the fish- it didn't go to waste. The man Jeremy was with (Dar) is a spear fisherman for a living. He wasn't just spearing it for sport

[perochialjoe]

"I then decided to see for myself if it really could castrate a man..... it can"

[bent540]

nice! more animal cruelty!

heres an idea! put a puppy in a plasticbag and watch it gasp for air!

[treldib2]

@bent540 Snakeheads, are obligatory air breathers, meaning they can breathe atmospheric air. They (and a few other species of primitive bony fish) have a modified swim bladder used as a crude lung, pulling oxygen out of the air, the same way we do. As long as they stay moist, they can survive out of the water for days.

[mahela1993]

@treldib2 Obligatory means they 'must' breath in air.. are you sure about this?

[Chillazilla2]

@mahela1993 yes, snakeheads will die if they can't surface regularly for air

[llx2o1]

@bent540 these fish attack humans and pets down in Florida...they're as worse as alligators.

[MrPapamoon]

spearing it for the sake of the show was idiotic and unnecessary

[Uberologist]

@MrPapamoon they cooked and ate it later on...it wasnt a waste..

[MrPapamoon]

@Uberologist lol for some reason that doesnt make me feel better

[MrUnclemichael]

haha his dive is hilarious. 

[LordHannigan]

Not long from now he is going to be fishing in Lock Ness and he is going to catch Nessy. However the world will know that it has always been Gyarados.

[purpleburry13]

so some guy got his balls eaten by a fish...i bet his girlfriend was pissed

[GraphyteTV]

Geez, these guys are more Fearless than Taylor Swift!

[iStrangleCats]

those snakeheads are badass

[akojampong]

nice dive!



[mphst6]

"There was a story of a man who was castrated by one.  So I did the only logical thing, I got in the water half naked...because I hate my dick and balls."

[lowneser]

@mphst6 Jeremy's balls are too big even for a giant snakehead!!!

[jayjoetube14]

@mphst6

roflmao

[Lowang1963]

come to Arunachal pradesh located in North eastern part of India U'll gt a lot bigger fish then this....we recently caught 45 kg fresh water cat fish and some fishermen they caught fish upto 82 to 100 kg....

[RolfBrecht123]

@Lowang1963 oh! dinner!  then you need a bigger dick and balls for bait.

[saznrai]

@Lowang1963 big??? lol....

this aint about biig..

[Lowang1963]

@saznrai WTF.!

[saznrai]

@Lowang1963 what wtf???

[chena3]

you are that bears bytch

he stole your fish ..

[sahitou88]

Jeremy WEIRD !!!

[jdx39]

thats so stupied

[Hitmonchan107]

So i herd u liek castration by fish.

[mzrealm]

Jeremy Wade is the modern day Chuck Norris.

[jaksun93]

@mzrealm They are both like the same age



[forgott3nsoul1]

Lol its funny how the first guy goes in quietly like a ninja then he goes in like "SPLASH" and makes a loud commotion in the water that just tells the fishes look here we are to kill you mother F*ckas

[KhaosKnightA]

He has balls to do this :O

[jakeb]

is that dude's name really DAH?

[TrixxStyleProduction]

NOM NOM NOM

[drh1111]

the fish deep throated that guy and bit off his dick

[ash41712]

That was less of a dive and more of a plop, off the boat into the water.

[blacksammohung]

I WOULDNT DARE SPEARFISH FOR A PREDATORY FISH

[Dannyson95]

im new to animal planet can someone tell me where i can watch full episodes of animal planet on the internent

[ezerers2]

LOL @ 1:01

[milkmanmexican]

you dove into a swarm of those things? may god bless you sir.

[MrMountain11]

rivr monsters are beast!! >:)

[BenSL18]

What's castration again sorry...I completely forgot ;o

[Colorationz]

@BenSL18 getting a testicle removed next time look it up

[joshyman12312]

wtf is wrong with his teeth?

[BloodKid13]

The second horrific death was a spear fisherman,is that he shot the fish in the face,the fish didn'y die,but instead darted forward.The spear sliced the mans mask,carried on through his face and finally,out the back of his head. Cool series tho :)

[goodanswergoodanswer]

@ 1:00 - Jeremy, you're wonderful but you need to practise your diving, hee ha :)

[Nomoreidsleft]

@goodanswergoodanswer You realize that most fisherman, can't swim. The key is to stay on top of the water.

[adicts89]

LOL @ the elegant DIVE

[AustinShRa]

it burps?

[chickengone2]

while watching I was screaming "RUN RUN PROTECT YOUR BALLS MAN!"

[gary374757]

EKANS, BITE!

[oooosix]

when is season 3 coming out?

[mikebra21]

i want that chopping sound to be my ringtone

[TheChristianTKDGuy]

@crimsonwhine it means that the mans testicles are removed. In other words it bit his manhood off.

[crimsonwhine]

sorry if this sounds stupid but what does castration mean?

[zaktan415]

@crimsonwhine When your balls are removed

[TheRedCoke]

@crimsonwhine

It means he got anally raped

[purpleAiPEy]

chomp. chomp chomp chomp....

Morse code :O

"muffucka LEMMEGO"

[crimsonwhine]

@purpleAiPEy  LOL

[bakeit12]

8 people got castrated bye this fish.

[MrSpartan117fan]

its so cute i just wanna hug it