Portal 2: Wheatley speaking with American accent - FULL LENGTH

[bigholeification]

When he says hearing it sounds like urine

[minembo]

If you wait when Wheatley tells you to escape chamber 20 she The neurotoxin immiters

[GermanysVitalRegion]

Run! I don't need to do the voice, RUN!

[Sunshine123RPG]

I thought he said "beyond her range of urine".

[evenemptier1]

¡ƃuıpɐǝɹ ɟo ǝƃuɐɹ ɹǝɥ puoʎǝq sı ʇɐɥʇ ʇuǝɔɔɐ uɐ uı ƃuıʇıɹʍ ɯɐ ı ¡ʎppnq ʎǝɥ

[pokekinz101]

@evenemptier1

look metal ball i CAN read you! X3

[Alvin9736]

So Wheatly thought Glados couldn't hear American accent, even though she uses American accent. Makes sense.

[dreamera1]

@Alvin9736 ..... she's british, just like Wheatley. And plus, the american accent in this is western.

[Alvin9736]

@dreamera1 Nope. Glados is American. and though Wheatly's accent is awkward, it's still standard American, not western.

[HoshiSanada]

@Alvin9736 You do realize there is really no such thing as a 'Standard American Accent' right? Unless you are talking about that odd news caster accent where most of their accent has been removed. We have a ton of different accents here.

[SuperFastGuy7]

@dreamera1 he sounds like hes got the scouts accent

[grunt11795]

"Listen,metal ball,i can hear you"-Glados XD

[minecraftyognaught]

Lol I love this part! It's hilarious!

[118horseheroes]

¡uʍop ɹǝɥ ʇnɥs ob ןן,ǝʍ puɐ 'uoıʇısod ʎɯ pɹɐʍoʇ ʎןןɐnsɐɔ ʞןɐʍ ¡buıpɐǝɹ ɟo ǝbuɐɹ ɹǝɥ puoʎǝq sı ʇɐɥʇ ʇuǝɔɔɐ uɐ uı buıdʎʇ ɯ,ı ¡ʎppnq ʎǝɥ

[Deadmaumartyn]

In spanish he makes an Argentinian accent..

[MegaQuahog]

¡buıpɐǝɹ ɟo ǝbuɐɹ ǝɹǝɥʇ puoʎǝq sı ʇɐɥʇ ʇxǝʇ ɐ uı buıʇɥbıɹʍ ɯı 'sɹǝqnʇnoʎ ʎǝɥ

[SuperCanteloupe]

@MegaQuahog look, trollface, i CAN read you

[GoldX8900]

quote from TheJessieCox's yogscast appearance: "YOU SOUND LIKE A RAPIST! XD"

[SimonRivasV2]

THEY TOOK OUR JUBS

[RetroZombieee]

@SimonRivasV2 TOOK EER JAAABS

[generalspoof]

Woll cazyualy to mai pusishin and weel go shutter DEUUN

[TanziaLana]

Sounds like Woody from Toy Story >.>

[MetaruSonikkuX]

@TanziaLana I was thinking Rex from Toy Story... weird

[Gosia911turbo]

OH, so he was speaking different, I didn't notice that (poor people from non English-speaking countries ) :P

[DaWeaselFreak]

Even funnier when you remember that GLaDOS has an American accent herself. XD

[autumncanales]

Sounds just like Rex from Toy Story.

[IntellegentBallerine]

O_o Oops I didn't realize That someone already posted a comment EXCALTLY like mine, (Or me EXCATLY like his) I posted mine before i even looked at another comment, so sorry.....

[GammaWALLE]

You know how 4kids voice actors end up speaking like? Valve does it on purpose and makes fun of it

[atticusjackson100]

¡uʍop ɹǝɥ ʇnɥs oƃ ll,ǝʍ puɐ 'ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʎllɐnsɐɔ pɐǝɹ ¡MON ʇɥƃıɹ oƃ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ʇnq 'ʎlɹɐǝ ɯ,I ʍouʞ I ˙˙˙ƃuıɹɐǝɥ ɟo ǝƃuɐɹ ɹǝɥ puoʎǝq sı ʇɐɥʇ ʇuǝɔɔɐ uɐ uı ƃuıdʎ┴ ɯ,I ¡ʎppnq 'ʎǝH

[IntellegentBallerine]

@atticusjackson100 Look-youtuber, I CAN read this.

[zattacks]

@atticusjackson100 Do I have to click the dislike button to like this?

[gorgolyt]

I'm an American and I find myself morbidly obese. :)

[IntellegentBallerine]

Hey GLaDOS, watch your language. Wheatley is MORE than just a "metal ball"

[skyressmaster12]

@IntellegentBallerine You're right, he's also a moron.

[IntellegentBallerine]

@skyressmaster12 VERY true...

[IntellegentBallerine]

He sounds like the adventure core :/ ......

[jaiphenthecleric95]

He sounds like the T-Rex from Toy Story. O-o

[basaran516]

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[Aero159X]

@basaran516 Really?!??! YA DON'T SAY!

[lenibobenily]

ha xD in german its a swiss accent ^^

[Haloister]

Glados: Listen metal ball i can hear you

Me: Shut up Glados i'm trying to understand what wheatleys saying its like an impossible code

[HanakoFairhall]

(laughs) Aww Wheatley, you delightful Ding a ling <3

[xAidenMalakx]

I thought by full length you meant the original like 5 minute monologue Valve had planned. :( My disappointment will teach me to check runtimes....

[LetsPlayGuy12]

idk about this full length thing until you told me... thanks! this was extremely funny.

[MrSuperHeatran]

I'm American and I don't speak like this.... .-.

[SprinklezTheHunter]

@MrSuperHeatran Then you're Canadian.

[zach10168]

and he was so close to speak normally

[118horseheroes]

iƃu!pɐәɹ ɟo әƃuɐɹ ɹәႡ puoʎәq s! ʇɐႡʇ ʇuәɔɔɐ uɐ u! ƃu!dʎʇ ɯ,! 'ʎppnq ʎәႡ

[mineCraf0]

I always mimic this line...

[WoolWithaCamra]

Walk actually toward my position and we will go to your interview

[Linkjerto]

GLaDOS:Look, Metal ball, i hear you.

Wheatley: F***!! RUN!

[ObiWansNewApprentice]

Well, Wheatley, GLaDOS may still be able to hear/understand you, but transcribe audio can't.

[Cyndane]

I guess New Englanders can pull this one off.

[HoshikaPichu]

he sounds like rex from toy story towards the end of his lines

[BKsunstar]

kinda sounds like a New Yorker accent.

[TheDukeMan5221]

There is no such thing as an "American Accent" or at least that I know.

[hakr14]

@TheDukeMan5221 IDIOT

It's the voice that most Americans speak in.

Just like an English accent is the voice most English people speak in.

Just because you're used to it doesn't mean it's not an accent.

[ladyofHUGGBEES]

@hakr14 I think he meant that they are many kinds of American Accents, just like "British Accent" is not just one thing (Wheatley has a Bristolian accent -for example)

[Nerdydolfin]

@TheDukeMan5221 I don't know what you're saying. That's racist. You might as well say "There's no such thing as a "White Person" or at least that I know"

[GTTeancum]

Why do half the videos on YouTube suggest a soft-porn video at the end?

[acau77]

No such thing as an American accent. Its called Texan.

[skullcrushers1000]

@acau77 You can stereotype the entire country of the U.S easily, just like any country no matter how many distinct cultural regions. You guys stereotype the British as all being English, right?

[SarahB360]

@acau77 Wrong, there is 'an' American accent, but no such thing as 'the' American accent.

[Lee1995S]

@acau77 I thought it was Yankee....

[sephirothkly]

In Spanish from spain Wheatley use Argentinan accent =D

[reflectorr88]

He sounds like Tom Hanks.

[crystallyx]

Dam i wish the yogscast would actually finish their lets plays so i could actually see this. They should learn a thing or two from Hannah. I don't like spoiling a game i might actually play when i have the pc specs unless someone funny is commentating like the yogscast either. :(

[steeledminer616]

And then GLaDOS tries to kill you.

Again.

Multiple times.

[superluigibunny10]

What happens if you don't run?

[steeledminer616]

@superluigibunny10 You get some patented Aperture Science Neurotoxin

[Vyocae]

Oh, Wheatley... I wanted so badly to run away with you. :< Why, Wheatley, why? WHY DID YOU SUCCUMB?!?!?1

[steeledminer616]

@Vyocae Want to test a man's true character? Give him power.

[Vyocae]

@steeledminer616 Indeed...

Oh well. I accept his apology, so I'll be waiting for him back on earth when he's done his 99999 years of jail- uh... space time.

[lilacpilgrim13]

xD What the hell kind of accent is this supposed to be? Oh Wheatley <3

[steeledminer616]

@lilacpilgrim13 Americano

[Daniel116578]

4 people are Hyperstar96

[DevilsDaughter107]

I'm an American and I find this kind of cute :)

[Hyperstar96]

I'm American and I find this to be offensive.

[OlirockCP]

@Hyperstar96 I'm British and I know you don't really talk like that.

[unwiseowl]

@Hyperstar96 I find your brain to be offensive.

[KingCharlieKitten]

˙uʍop ɹǝɥ ʇnɥs uɐɔ ǝʍ puɐ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʎllɐnsɐɔ pɐǝɹ ¡MON ʇɥƃıɹ sıɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ pǝǝu noʎ ʇnq 'ʎlɹɐǝ ɯ,I ʍouʞ I ˙˙˙ƃuıpɐǝɹ ɟo ǝƃuɐɹ ɹnoʎ puoʎǝq sı ʇɐɥʇ ʇuǝɔɔɐ uɐ uı ƃuıdʎʇ ɯ,I ¡ʎppnq 'ʎǝH

[supernightslash]

@KingCharlieKitten look, metal ball, I CAN hear you. LOL! :D

[supernightslash]

@KingCharlieKitten look, metal ball, I CAN read you. LOL! :D sorry for the mistakes...

[hackers09fr]

@KingCharlieKitten

Metal Ball,I CAN read you LMAO!xD...( I find this scene funny enough)...

[lightning7003]

@KingCharlieKitten Let me translate.., Hey, buddy! I'm typing in an accent that is beyond your range of reading... I know I'm early, butyou need to see this right NOW! read casuelly through this comment and we can shut her down

[lightning7003]

@KingCharlieKitten and how do you type upside down?

[felixthefox100]

@KingCharlieKitten i read it without flipping my head or doing any tricks

[JessicaGoldsword]

@KingCharlieKitten Look, youtuber, I CAN read that

XD sry, had to continue that part

[nelsonr12]

@KingCharlieKitten ok RUN I DONT NEED TO TYPE LIKE THAT RUN!!!

[sparkle1234]

@OrangeBoxUpload i used the unregistered version of fraps which records 30 seconds and puts a little watermark in the upper center of the frame

[furno222]

@sparkle1234 I just saw that little watermark you said was there.

[MegaYoshiBros]

ƃuıpɐǝɹ ɟo ǝƃuɐɹ ǝɹǝɥʇ puoʎǝq s,ʇɐɥʇ ʇuoɟ ɐ uı ƃuıdʎʇ ɯ,ı ʎppnq ʎǝɥ

[DieHardTrekkie]

@MegaYoshiBros

Look, MegaBro, I CAN read this.

[MegaYoshiBros]

@DieHardTrekkie RUN i dont need to do the font RUN

[Salnax]

@MegaYoshiBros 

[ltmajorcrunch]

@MegaYoshiBros It's "ɹıǝɥʇ," not "ǝɹǝɥʇ." Buffoon.

[carterslave]

@ltmajorcrunch you bought you keyboard from eBay huh ?

[megaexplosions]

@MegaYoshiBros he, little yoshi, i CAN read your comment.

[ojcoolj1]

@MegaYoshiBros Dude, I'm Australian. Everything is upside down here.

[nigahiga68]

@MegaYoshiBros cool, now do it backwars AND upside with a random word between sentences :D

[ReachIsBeast]

@MegaYoshiBros Look, metal ball... I CAN read you.

[Orion688]

@MegaYoshiBros Beyond where's range of reading?

[ImmaUlquiorraCifer]

@MegaYoshiBros Look, MegaYoshiBros, i CAN read you

[B2Roland]

@MegaYoshiBros Fail on using the wrong form of "there"

[HoneyCrystal0]

@MegaYoshiBros GLaDOS: "look, youtuber, i can read that."

[AnimeKitty202]

@MegaYoshiBros ¿ʎןɹo

[vortexbreak]

@MegaYoshiBros Well, your grammar is certainly beyond their range of comprehension.

[Fwanco]

@vortexbreak HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE

[69ShakeThatBear69]

@MegaYoshiBros Their**

[punkrockkid333]

@MegaYoshiBros GLaDOS: look metal ball- i can read your typing

[punkrockkid333]

@MegaYoshiBros GLaDOS: look-metal ball, i can read what your typing.

[STRiPESandShades]

@MegaYoshiBros Tiny user, you need to learn the difference between "their" and "there".

[supersparky1013]

@MegaYoshiBros you somehow managed to type an upsidedown youtube comment, props to you

[PortugueseHorseLover]

@MegaYoshiBros ɹıǝɥʇ*

[waldoman7]

lol this is not an american accent. I thought it was australian for a second but it's really just nothing on this planet.

[Bexilulz]

@waldoman7 It's a bad Yankee accent

[waldoman7]

@Bexilulz

gah. As a Southerner I hate when all Americans are called Yankees.

[lilanthia]

I wonder how long Wheately practiced that for?

God bless his little metal hide.

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

It's a fucking ENGLISH accent. Not British, ENGLISH!

[redplague]

@NinjaRacoonDelta2 Yeah but there are lots of English accents in the same way that there are lots of British accents therefore calling it a british accent is just as valid as calling it an English accent.

[CassieBearuh]

@redplague in this case then, there are several different accents. /soundingsmart

[OtakuLeader]

I really liked when GLaDOS told Wheatley she could hear him. --

[virginiarules510]

lol, he really sounds like he working hard at the accent, too. This scene makes me laugh so hard every single time.

[philjt7474]

WOULD EVERYONE JUST STOP SAYING BRITISH ACCENT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BRITISH ACCENT

[plzwork100]

@philjt7474 yeah there is... e_))) not in every englishmen but alot

[ViperStarFilms]

@philjt7474 But there is a such thing British accents

[justinlovespastry]

Lol he should have had an Italian accent when he became corrupted. He would be less emotionally scarring

[tampusfe]

METAL BALL!! HA HA HA

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

WHY WHEATLEY? WHY MUD YOU BECOME EVIL??!?!? Otherwise, ROTFLOLMAOBBQSANDVICH at this part.

[DeathAngleful]

Wheatley is a sexy metal ball xDDD

[Nislo12]

metal ball, i CAN hear you.

Metal Ball?

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@Nislo12

That's pretty much what he is, a metal ball with a voice.

[Nislo12]

@GraceTheUnstoppable yeah, but still, it sounds weird =D

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@Nislo12

Eh. Not really out of character for GLaDOS, is it?

[MegaYoshiBros]

wheatley: Shut Her Down!

GLaDoS: Look, metal  ball i CAN hear you

wheatley: RUN i dont need to do the accent RUN!

Me: XD

[mythbuster43]

I thought it was a Texas accent at first.

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

@mythbuster43 Lol we do NOT sound like that at all XD

[11bane11]

@XxJoxJoxJordanxX Actually, you do. Fuck cunt.

[kaytay1995]

@11bane11 Wow. 

[mythbuster43]

@11bane11 Wow, pointless rudeness much?

[slightlyoutofreach01]

@11bane11 Way to be a hateful troll.

[Hitandrun127]

D: do we really sound like that?!

[LEtheCreator]

@Hitandrun127 I wish! That'd be AWESOME!

[BouncyUkraine]

Sadly, Wallace Shawn does not voice Wheatley. But, it would be epic if he did! :3

[tippo78]

from 0:15 to 0:17 he seems drunk

[TheAnna3F]

lol, he is so funny! XD

[Obsessor23]

He sounds like he's struggling....lol

[ThatMapleChick]

it sound new york-ian-ese or something...i'm from texas XD

[dekaidoku]

God, wheatly is stupid and why would anybody want to program something this stupid?

[T3hL4ugh1ngM4n]

@dekaidoku to stop the smart one killing all the scientist that programmed her with deadly neurotoxins

[CapOfXav]

@dekaidoku They programmed him to be stupid ^^

[MrBlackknight64]

@CapOfXav he is a moron! glad we have something in common!

[SparrowHeart1]

I'm American, and his accent didn't really sound like an American's, it sounded more like a forced Australian accent in some places. Lol

[metroid124]

I thought he was speaking in an australian accent. >.< I'm so bad at identifying accents....

[YukiChanXXD]

im offended he sounds more country then me XD

[DragonSkin342]

Lol metal ball.

[poopskinTheLiar]

*I'm an American and I...