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  • Who is he making this out to?

  • @JoeBobTheMuffinMan dumb dick

  • NOOOOOOO INFINITY WARD!!!

  • Does that mean we can be together?

  • @coolkill57 why would u think that if it was made in December and he is still making videos?

  • Wait... He fakes... his orgasms?

  • I THOUGT HE WAS LEAVING YUTUBE FOR A SEC

  • He honestly had me going for a minute there, Diction is a good actor! xD

  • LOL I would sub twice if I could xD

  • =[ I wish guys do that... There usually total dicks, but this was cute... Until I saw it was about infinity ward. Hurr. =D

  • Phew, I thought Diction was breaking up with me, silly silly Diction.

  • Lol thats exactly how I feel

  • MONEY WASTER 3.....just sayin....

  • BF3 ALL THE WAY

  • mw3 - the betrayal.

  • @oskArtist Why does his weight matter? If you can't enjoy and appreciate the video, don't watch! It is really that simple.

  • I believed.. Infinityward... That we could make this work... But you just brought tge same thing... I guess this is goodbye... I have found someone else... Someone who will provide me with the love and attention I need... 343 will keep me safe, dont worry... Goodbye.

  • NO! DICTION!!=(

  • ooooohhhh i thought he ment us

  • fine .... FUCK YOU

  • LOLLLLLLLLLL I <3 u

  • i cheated too :(v

  • @INTENSEclanHD LAWL! K.

  • @EatMyDiction1 hes guna miss out on alot lol

  • @INTENSEclanHD you think he actually cares? I don't think he does!

  • what did u expect its call of duty

  • so so your your breaking up with me ;( im sorry but i have to tell you 2 things i ben cheating omn you with nova and also i ben cheating with you and nova with my girlfreind ;( im so sorry

  • LOL

  • I did the same thing when MW2 came out

  • Awsome vid

  • Why are the most people like jevin danz (danz not realy) fat come on guys

  • I was going to make fun of you being a fag.... But then I heard you say Infinity Ward and busted out laughing

  • I have watched this video 5 times and I just noticed the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters poster in the background. I love that movie.

  • Been waiting for this to happen to atleast one of you

  • Mw3 is the shit don't try to be a hipster and think your to cool to play it.

  • @ijc360 fuck off troll.

  • @fistsmcgee i cheated too :(v

  • @ijc360 Ah... the infamous fanboy your.

  • Lol! i love how i thought it was about relationship then it turnt to that piece of shit mw3 lol i love eatmydiction!

  • so ur breaking up with me D: lol jk XD

  • Your breaking up with us?No the fuck your not!

  • Lol I like it

  • cod sucks

  • most stereotypical break up ever

  • @Killzone742 nipples

  • @greenw876 yep nipples

  • @EatMyDiction1 well presented opinion

  • that was the best break up ever :'( bravo

  • @Eight1Eighty2 You're pathetic.

  • Your any amazing actor i cant be that serious with out laughing.

  • "Rate for closure." (:

  • Im with you there on that one, i thought mw3 was gonna revive cod after what black ops gave us, but mw3 was a big middle finger to the face

  • No tears, it'll all be okay.

    I'm always here for you if you need me. <3.

    - Treyarch.

  • I know this must be hard (that's what she said) but this is a chance for you to move on to bigger and better things, like bears.

  • WHY DICTION WHY YOU GUYS CAN WORK IT OUT THERE STILL TIME !

  • @YevganiyLankin It Means He Doesn't like MW3 Or any other InvinityWard Games

  • yay mw3 sucks

  • this is why i sub to Diction he hates MW3!!

  • 42 people like MW3.

    haha

  • i have the same alarm clock... just saying...

  • ur overwieght

  • @benjib00 And that matters why?

  • It's not u...MW3 its me..... I don't like u no more...hahaha love it (the coment) hate the fkn game yeph.........

  • You just gave me a new way to break up with my girlfriends

  • "It's not me,it's you"Just for that line alone,subbed.lol

  • troll: wow diction must suck to go through life looking for things to hate

    diction: yep, you will have to tell me about it sometime

  • omg I just got broken up with by a bear T_T

  • Can some 1 explain what hes talking about? I don't get it. Would be cool if some1 explained.

  • @YevgeniyLankin easy. It's a joke. Most likely about...hm, Idk...MW3? If you don't know by now. MW3 kinda sucks. Oh shit, I said kinda.

  • Dammit Diction, i almost pissed myself when you said, "its not me its you."

  • About damn time - Now let's start a badass BF3 platoon :D

  • Finally someone realizes how bad these games are. And NO autocorrect, realise is spelt with an s!

  • bravo!!! well played sir, well played

  • I love you so much. Reply to this and tell me your love me too and I'll....box4box you. Jk. But if you tell me you love me, that'd be cool.

  • @TheDillsterr Depends on how hot and legal your sister is.

  • @EatMyDiction1 well she's 6 right now but my friend has already reserved her for his wife when she turns 18 =/ sorry, champ.

  • @EatMyDiction1 next year you should be a santa. why? everyone of your videos you look like you have the red cheeks.

  • u have a cute baby face

  • LOL wtf o.o

  • @Eatmydiction1 Either do i im getting Bf3 in a couple tho are u gonna vids about any other fps's tho?

  • why is everyone raging over this, when all this is true, I told all my friends too get BF3 because i knew mw3 was gunna be shite, no one listened; and now at christmas, everyone is bowing down too me (YES I HAVE MW3)

  • I liked mw3 story but the multyplayer is the same as mw2 just with a face lift and bf3 the story sucked to many loading screns and felt with all the flash back kinda like black ops i dont think ill play a FPS this year or next year ill play skyrim and mabye some RAGE and just wait for GTA5 to come out some time in 2012 :'-(

  • i love you

  • methinks were gonna have goodbye black ops v2 vid soon :P

  • @Eight1Eighty2 It's called a joke. How am I searching for sympathy? I'm not actually upset about MW3, I could care less. Just wanted to make light of it. It must be rough not having a sense of humor :/

  • @Eight1Eighty2 LAWL, k

  • @EatMyDiction1 you make my pants happy

  • @Eight1Eighty2 I guarantee the guy thought that little quip was a poetic masterpiece...he was probably using his tears as lubricant while concocting that comment...bravo

  • @Th3Judg3Hold3n I am also referring to Eight whatever...not diction...for clarification

  • @Eight1Eighty2 You're a retard. I love MW3 and i can tell it's a joke.

  • @TheSkillzThatKillzZz

    You're the retard for loving MW3. You obviously have never played great games.

  • @Eight1Eighty2 It is called a difference of opinion. Some people enjoy the fast paced action that Call of Duty provides. Others don't. If you don't like it, it doesn't mean that it your opinion is law. It seems that you do think that though. Just because he loves mw3 doesn't mean that he hasn't played good games. Now, if you would please, i would kindly ask you to leave diction alone. Have a good day.

  • @Eight1Eighty2 That's a paradox!!

  • @Eight1Eighty2 You just did...

  • @Eight1Eighty2 Tribes Ascend, Blacklight Retribution, BRINK (MLG PROOOOOO), TF2, COD 4 Bromod.

  • @Eight1Eighty2 BF3?

  • @Eight1Eighty2 you have no sense of humour do you even get the joke of this video

  • BEARS

  • I fucking called it when I saw the video in my sub box.

  • lol

  • Has anyone else noticed that the Mw3 fanboys can't spell? It seems like that for me.

  • @BL0WUPFISH That is any fanboy. Look at Shane Dawson or RWJ fanboys. There spelling and grammar is horrendous at best.

  • @BL0WUPFISH *Their. Sorry about that. Even grammar nazis make mistakes lol.

  • that was awesome, but the funniest thing of all, it's what a lot of people are thinking.

  • and Dice

  • @PinkSpartin Nah...I actually think Dice won this battle

  • YAY, that's 1 more win for Battlefield 3!!!

  • can anyone tell me what is this all about? i just found this channel.

  • War school won't be the same without a Spas shotgun

  • sry i like mw3, but this was hilarious

  • Lol I was not expecting this to be directed to Infinity Ward xD

    I like the poster in the background too.

  • 36 people work for infinity ward

  • yeah sure you'll will have "a gaping void" when i'm done with your hairy tight fat ass

  • @jaypark2027 Grandpa?

  • @jaypark2027 English, learn it, love it. USE IT!

  • Every fat guy sucks good cock and has hairy tight ass

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  • @mixmasternut "Where the love the found?"

  • @EatMyDiction1 yes I failed.

  • @EatMyDiction1 what about treyarch?

  • @EatMyDiction1 YES! some one finally trolls the fuck out of infinity wards shitty games. Diction you have now shot to the tip top of my favorite subscriptions. i love you man

  • @mixmasternut GFYS

  • @XDShadowNinja you mad kid?

  • @mixmasternut no im actually not though i dunno about u

  • @mixmasternut English.

  • you are me new hero<3

  • FUCK YOU IW!!

    I mean, not like literally "fuck" you. I mean it´s over, like this fellow man here said.

    I just wanted to say, yes...It´s over.

    Over.

    EFF U

    (not literally)

  • this one was pretty good some of these get really stupid well done EMD

  • I didn't know what he was talking about then he showed us MW3 and I burst out laughing. :D

  • get bf3, it's quite fun

  • @snuffsan its but it get retarded after a while

  • no krissc91 is right get a life!

  • Who is this and to who is this??

  • @ChooetVlinder this is some guy and its to infinity ward a gaming company that made MW3 or what I like to call it MW1 with a new gun, a new map and a new game mode

  • Kriss shut up hes part of machinima so its his job u fag

  • @DEAGLEmw123 fuck you 2

  • @krissc91 all you do is acting a tough guy on all comments you put on every video. why dont you show us that fat little face of yours so we can smash it with a toaster

  • @krissc91 Wow, your fuck you really stirred him. Your approval matters so much...

  • I know, mw3 is just another rage game. I guess mw2 is still the game for me, all the fun I had with friends, discovering trickshotting etc. Not to mention the colors of mw2 is like beeing high! mw3 is grey and sad... Im sorry infinity award, next game you give us. I won't buy. Wish you would make more of a new mw2 with the same colors, just that it was more like cod4 and had much more improvement. Im sick of you not balancing your games. Good bye infinityward. It has been a pleasure knowing you

  • @krissc91

    I think that you, dear sir, actually are a waste of space.

  • @krissc91 go fucking kill yourself, and do us a favour

  • @stivert10 go fuck yourself

  • @krissc91 TROLOLOLOLOLKILLYOURSELFLOLOLO­LOLOL

  • @EatMyDiction1 Y U RESPOND TO TROLL COMMENTS JUST DELETE AND BLOCK, SIMPLE AS THAT!

  • @ChoskarChulian monkey

  • @EatMyDiction1 If you respond to negative tweets, EVERYBODY is gonna see it and ALOT of people are going to "soak" that negativity in, it´s no good man, even if you think it´s fun.

    Don´t ever, EVER!!...Respond to haters.

    Please, for once I know what I´m talking about.

  • @EatMyDiction1 if i looked like you i would kill myself

  • @krissc91

    You should, most everyone would be happier for it :)

  • @krissc91 that box you live in is a waste of space

  • @ToxicNipples that box is ur mothers so...yeah

  • @krissc91 dick

  • @SC0OBYSN4XX thanks :)

  • HEY HEY Battlefield is wide open Literally ingame and Also in community XD .

  • wtf yeah mw3 sucks try dead island its awesome and way better

  • Wait did he Just Break Up with Activision and Call of Duty O.o) .... Now thats what you call commitment XD lol iPwnstar4hire liked this :D ,

  • iPwnstar4hire liked this...COINCIDENCE!? I think not.

  • The video was funny, but the comments show that COD community is nothing but a bunch of douchebag pre-tweeners.

  • @SpectreTheHorseman That is true. It's just like the modding community for pc games (which I am part of) they don't give a shit anymore.

  • So fuckin true

  • have you tried porno?

  • This is epic

  • Great, now all the "queers" that were COD fanboys are going to jump all over Dice's ass and play BF3 like they are beasts when they clearly are not. I was on last night and all I seen was either no rank, or rank 1. I think the highest I seen was a 23, wow!

  • @kevinmichaeltinney i see plenty of people that have fully ranked up with eagles and most people i see are from lvl 15 up, your full of shit and the only reason your hating on BF3 is because you dont like the effort it takes to rank up isnt it? thats why you chose to bitch about the people being low lvls, faggot go play MW3 where it takes less than 12 hours to reach lvl 80

  • @jarrod6935 First off, you totally didn't even understand my comment, secondly I hate COD, and finally it is not an "eagle" do your research..BWAH! Please understand the post before commenting, thanks Happy Holidays.. BTW...I am on battlelog so you can check out my stats and my platoon's stats. I have been playing BF games ever since BF1.

  • @jarrod6935 Wait, one more thing. Play Rainbow 6 Vegas 1 or Vegas 2 and then we can talk about effort in ranking up. I am a 89 Gold eliete on there. If you don't know about that ranking system, then I think that you should look it up. That was way back when, before you had all these extra's to rank up and it was all easy. You ranked up, just gun on gun, kill for kill and got like 10xp a kill...

  • @kevinmichaeltinney Wtf what does that have to do with anything at all? Who cares if people are low levels? And you must not have played very long if the highest level u saw was 23... gtfo fucking troll

  • @candlemax1 I didn't say that I cared, I just said I just seen that there were a lot of low levels on there. Dude, do you really know how long that I have played? Are you on my friends list, are on on my battlelog? I didn't think so. I am not a troll I am just responding to Diction's VLOG. I have seen 23 service star's on there already. My friend is a 15 service star. Not that it matter, but I am just saying. You are the troll, for commenting on something that was not directed to you

  • hey fattie