R.A.T. Jokes

[paigecarey8019]

what is black white and red all over? A news paper

[3lm0sw0rld65]

you look like susan in narnia in this episode

[ZoZoe2]

Brattani i think you need more rest :) <3 teehee love you bri, i mean Rhonda :D

[daneos90]

Why am I laughing at these jokes?? Am I high too???

[blahblah2009gitash]

Kiss ur hand 10 times

Say ur crushes name 15 times

Post this 2 times

now look at ur hand

[blahblah2009gitash]

Kiss ur hand 10 times

Says ur crushes name 15 times

post this 2 times

Now look at ur hand

[mickbetha]

what do you call a kitten that has a huge chin? a kit-chin

[SunglassesKate]

IM SUNGLASSESKATE AND I WANT THAT I PAD!

(yes, im very commited to win this thing)♥

[melaneypecae]

how do you make a klenex dance?

you put a little boogie in it!!!

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

THE LESS POPULAR HER VIDEOS ARE,THE HIGHER THE RATINGS ARE. THE MORE POPULAR HER VIDEOS ARE,THE LOWER THE RATINGS ARE.

[MrRkd19]

are u on drugs

[joyasechevarria]

why was 10 afraid becouse 789 HAHAHA

[unicorn98kiss]

omg r u doing drugs o.0 XDlol

[MrJimbo1010]

What do u call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurous...

Do-you-think-he-saw-us...

[OMGiTSrazZY]

What is short.. brown hair.. and the intials R.A.D? :o MEEEEEE heh we close ^.^ except i'm just rad like that.. get it? RAD! :o i made a funny ^^

[musicluuva123]

Meh?

[jonagurcia]

Knock knock. Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient wh- MOOO!!!!!!! lol

[SisterLOveFN]

Brittani i thought you had black hair??

[narusasusaku14]

can i join G.A.G im good at jokes



[girlswannahavefun247]

wat did the phone tell the other phone......... dont push my buttons

[refrigeratorrrr]

my sneeze was more entertaining than your jokes

[KatyTV123]

@refrigeratorrrr Wow, that must be a amazing sneeze! Did you sneeze backwards or something??? Cool. I think Rhonda is AWESOME! lol XD

[Rienei]

the only reason y i laughed is cuz of her expressions XD

[dalia726]

i liked the watermelon joke

[LiveDreamBelieve14]

say ice bank mice elf :)

[joirjoja1]

she be on some good chit....this what a gang bang chic looks like...stupid with a big mouth....

[sharpie633]

Knock knock

who's there?

i eat mop..

i eat mop who?....

lol get it?

[cooleogirl97]

@sharpie633 Bwhaha.. i eat mai Poo...

[DoodleKittyKidTV]

shut the fudge up haterzzzzz if you hate her then dont say anything!!!!!!

[thedumblondeshow]

coolol

[TamaChee]

What kind of camera do you use??

:D

[TrexonskatesFTW]

OMG i love GAG

[ox0xJACKiEx0xo]

i love these jokes!!

[222peyton]

i think that ur jokes are....... FUNNY!!! lol duyay!!! (shno muffy!) lol

[skatergirl1319]

what do you call man boobs? moobs hahahahahaha

[spiderkittyofdoom]

I WANNA JOIN, RHONDA! :D

[ashleyb104]

........yeah, you should stay away from joke telling

[boo1355]

ah cheezie

[TheBassBender]

Are you high?

[samsbabejr]

Its not the jokes that made me laugh, it was how you acted :D I am a GAG supporter!

[youjacqueline]

nice brit

[autumnr12345]

i support GAG

and i likedthe backgrounds.... nice

[iluvmyugs1]

kinda dnt like the jokes, nd i didnt really laugh at all... but ur expressions r funny like u look like ur high lol

[luvme1997]

lol gag

[zooyork2212]

i have the same stuffed rat like on the picture :D

[jesslen1]

what did the pink panther say when he step on an ant

*sing voice* died ant died ant died ant died ant

[sexyemofruit]

2:28 XDDDD

[jeffhardyzhot101]

take the f out of way......

there iz no f-in way!

[TheMonkeylover11]

Why was RAT's face bright red and crying?

Because i smacked her!!!

[Omegadragonalpha]

when she is R.A.T she acts and sounds drunk

[samablue38]

@Omegadragonalpha more high

[yugioh97100]

what do you call a cow that cuts the grass... a lawn mooer

[MrBradylicious]

swallow properly

[thaliaperfect]

you sound high all the time!!!!!!!!!

[lJwSl]

what do pigs put on their cuts?

Oinkment!! :)

[waysideupside]

knock knock

whos there

someone too short to reach the doorbell XD

[TVbored123]

if u watch the DMV shaynaynay i was smokin some with my girl RHONDA so that rhonda brittani is haha im smart

[sarinsan]

What did the alien say to the puzzle?

i come in peace u come in pieces =]

what is the first thing a witch does wen she goes to a hotel?

Broom service =]

[lightvampire777]

LOL

[iKaaate]

You are hilarious.

This is priceless :)

_Kate

[215philadelphia]

LOL

[Boomy97]

Listen your a thicko why cant you jsut act liek anyone else :L your sick

[TheJedi07]

your really funny

[EdgarUrena32]

no ok

[CoffeeNoodlezTV]

These are really corny, but cute! WE LOVE RHONDA!!

[xXTheCookieLoverXx]

wen u showed us ur happy tummy all i saw was breasts lmao x

[carinacorona15]

lol

[angelbabi22]

lol GAG giggles are good thats clever :-)

[armedbro]

"Ratacheesysaurus. Cheesyyyyyy."

I almost vomited due to insane laughter.

[ericasthename]

haha your so weird. we would so get along. i would so be myself and have a blast around you. lmao

[joemo123456789]

the Jokes were a little bad

[MyKittySnickers]

That was the point

[brownbeaverboy10]

im in love with her too

[TheCupcakeNation]

i'm am the vice president....look at my screename

[Iamuurme140]

lol my mom thinks your on drugs

i said 'no she's just really weird'

rofl

5/5

[blondette00700]

gahh so weird!

[sapoxixi9]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :|

[BaileeStewart]

You seem high XD haha  i luff you <3

[VirtualPork]

Micheal Jacksons face is being recycled into plastic bags, so he can still be a danger to children.

[tcpls]

GAG time with lady buttloaf!!!

[jrdy95]

I think I am in love with Rhonda (L)

[MsCoolgirlJ1]

u acted so dum

[BoredomUnderscore]

ahahahahah GAG

xD

lol

[luisapea]

happy tummy (:

[chillage]

wahahah i laughed so hard at the sticker joke XD only because it is so bad xD

love ya

[ImDaTwilightFan01]

none of those jokes were funny R.A.T im sorry the only reason i was laughin was bcoz u laughed at ur own joke lawl iv done tat b4 haha knock knock, who dere, wendy, wendy who, wendy wind blows the cradle will rock! lawl so funny =S <3

[humbertoH2]

I have a rude joke for you, why are you so ugly? Oh no, it is my reflection in your eye. (LAUGHS!)

[sapoxixi9]

knock knock.. whos there.. rat.. rat who.. rat coaching.. i exterminate the pests from your life..

OMFG :| LMAO :|

[xWhereDoesTheGoodGo]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? CUZ HE WAS DEAD!!!! LOLOLOLO

[HazzaZacha]

ur awsome and funny give me advice

[huntermcmillian]

hahahhahah

[Screamofeen19]

a cat falls into the water and a rooster laughs

whats the moral of the story?

a wet pussy makes for a happy cokc

[jessivideos123]

hahahaha soo funny

[animelover23jakey]

wow that explains a lot lol nice

[Pintpups11]

thats gross but funny

[DanicaJammin]

you look extra gorgeous in this video

nice joke btw haha

[Snoboardaa67]

Lol I got a dirty joke! Sally fell in the mud!

LOL XD

[HighOnLife103]

LOL

Giggles ARE good!!!!

[missjeje94]

Go president  GaG

[fairprize]

what kind of rat only eats cheese?

what???

The awesome ones!

[giuseppejhjh]

why does that rat cross the street.? because he was is a rat race dam does cukers are fast

[Devilicous911]

lol, stupidest jokes i've ever heard, but they made me laugh cuz they're dumb

luvz ya

[SnausageNuhBlanket]

this is just surprising, broad what are you smoking?

[twirlywhirly13]

this is just a character... if anyone was actually liked this they'd be in an asylum.

[SnausageNuhBlanket]

where did u get all this time?

[conceitedperson78]

don't question it man just love it like the universe you know... I think I'm high.

[ytsiht]

ur boring..i'm srry, but this video bored me..

[ariGeisz]

this is funny cause its stupid. i love her

[OhemgeeOakley]

hahhahahhahahahaha

[Thespoofshow1]

i didnt see your tummy only your tits.....

[faygag]

lets start this new gen of talk wadever~~ -you don't pee in the toilet... the toilet pees in you! -you don't wipe the floor... the floor wipes you! these next ones, PG13 -you don't blow a bubble... the bubble blows you! -you don't turn the computer on... the computer turns you on! so... start reversing those lines!!!!

[heresxmeagan]

i dont get it..

[faygag]

aww.... just take a random line and reverse it ;D

see what you get ;D

compete with ur friends for the weirdest line that can be reversed ;D

[JoshRbLb46]

your kind of annoying....

[gstarbob]

She's just high (JK) her other videos are reallllly good

[thepatient89]

bitch you dumb!!!! ratzilla raaaaaaaaaawr.

[savannahsohot101]

ur not that funny no offense or anythng i thnk ur partner the HOT FUNNY AND HILARIOUS shane dawson is meg funnier. i thnk u need to stick eith doing videos for him cuse no offence ur videos suc

[joannafatty21]

well, this is greaat

[LeticiaTailor]

lol

[tweetyrocks818]

your funnyer when your with shane

[starfire1856]

agreed

[Bubblesxxx101]

Lol i liked the part were she said why was the home phone jealous of the cell phone? lol....

-GG<3

[julierr2]

ah no i did not laugh

[Nelson1296]

How can you tell that a midget got her period?

She trips over the tampon string.

BAHAHAHA!

[jenj8]

what do u do to lady gaga to wake her up?

Poker Face

[tiffyb142011]

<3333

[FightingLightning]

HAHAHA!

[RoyalBlueBlood]

is ur name B.L.T or R.A.T???

0_o

[jenj8]

B.L.T. her real name is Brittani L. Taylor and she has a charecter name Rhonda

[RoyalBlueBlood]

ohhhhhhh KK that makes sense lol

[julierr2]

how can u be dead if u posted this

[Jularious]

why do leprechauns laugh when they run

because they grass tickles their balls

[0cocaxcola0]

i used to have those stickers in the background 3:38

[Marshallboo]

is she Rhonda or Brittani? i'm confused.

[carlysretarded]

okay rhonda and brittani r the same people, only ones fictional, i hate this analogy, but its like fred and lucas, theyre the same people but ones fictional

[VastlyFoggyDude]

i have the same bed , same drawer same RAT stuffed animal u see at 2.09

[YouNoULoveIt]

is she higgh?

[abtastic6707]

Naw, she's just acting.

[ro3ox]

whats wrong with this woman

[cottoncandyfuntimes]

whut is a monster that likes to dance= a boogy momster

[Boopsiebug]

good for you rhonda

[punkrockerchick2568]

are you upses with rats or something?

[MoreBufferThanYou]

R.honda

A.nthony

T.anner

[farfromfantastic]

Because it was stuffed! Seriously, I'm subscribing. You're brilliant.

[ZOMGMuzic]

Sweet!!! :)

[emiley1011]

i know where u got the R.A.T but where did you get the coaching from

[IAmEmilyKathryn]

rhonda is a life coach

[sidra2030]

those fuckers r fast......... haha LMAO

[aaronnicholasarreola]

i give this 2 tumbs up! *puts up two thumbs and index finger* oh...:( - aaronnicholasarreola

[BruceJacobAkaPete]

what do you call a tongue twister with no tongue, hardly a twister at all^^ lol

[frogrow4242]

ur kinda a strange person and hopefully in real life your not like that LOLWORD MAN WORD I SAID WORD!!!!!!!

[BionicleHero155]

omg wen u tell the one about the cell phones i collapse to the floor!

wen u say its actually kind of sad i was ready to explode!!!

lololololololololololo

[thornmastro]

How do i become a part of G.A.G. ?

[spiffypanda303]

lol it's so weird i'm commenting on this but; u have really nice, white teeth.

[lilmisstashaxX]

lmao!

[LuvsLPS]

are you actually making a website????cool!

[iluvdogs907]

ha ha lolz

[eirinbe]

Yep she does ;)