Japan Speed Cooking original

[TheTrollfaceFTW]

I cant breathe



[Jyjelly00]

i kept pressing 1 and now its my text tone.

[lhardyl]

Hahhah whack everything on about 1000. Love it. TG/Leigh you are the man

[nzlcrackers]

i eat milk

[SlithSsschah]

240p and it's still the funniest video on earth.

[FOOFTR]

Too funny...best NZ humour for some time.

[jrosario022]

That was awesome! Thanks for sharing!

[PockyRuushii]

What a waste of food :<

but omg this video and just omglkf lkjsdaf

[fulminousalt]

... oh dear god. That's brilliant.

[SlingshotSyd]

that was 30 peoples kitchen

[gta34ful]

Press 2 many times :D

[TheCee91]

And my mom says to not toy around in the kitchen :D

[gbdasf]

like a boss

[evicaf4e]

i would never ate that

[andymlakcs]

the awkward look at the end... priceless :D

[mcjanez]

just like jamie oliver does it :D

[SpecXify]

imagine some1 walking thru the door at 1:39 :D

[MyBalls3]

i wonder if he eats any of that?

[bustract]

anyone else notice the fire on the stove?

[iamawesomeatguitar]

I sure hope this guy has a wife otherwise he's fucked with the cleaning

[CorporateNothing]

I died.

[DirtyNeEdLeZ69]

pulling the pans in and out of the oven was fucken gold

[CH1CK3NSPAZZ]

This is why its better if women stay in the kitchen

[SiliconBong]

He grabs the wrong lid @1.20

[Jakanddaxter1999]

how to get divorced in under two minutes

[Jakanddaxter1999]

wonderful recipe video. will try it. :)

[1TheRealThatGuy2]

"how to start a house fire in 2 minutes"

[diddims4]

looks yum to me

[MichaelJohnsonVideos]

WHY DID HE OPEN THE CAN PROPERLY ?

[kashmoneywii]

yum yum

[CottlestonCottleston]

Almost as good as Charlie Sheen.

[akroma12345678910]

@CottlestonCottleston This guy is way funnier... charlie sheen isnt even funny >.<

[MrMaxmaxmax10]

lol he is a retard



[rosegucum]

Usually men in kitchen are better than women!

[bajagasex]

Fucking Idiot .. FAIL !

[TheDraculazify]

I am going to take inspiration from you!

[missamy888]

I fooking love this dude! comedy gold!

[lonabean]

i think its hilarious when he cuts the milk

[arkandor8]

I almost shit my pants laughing at these.

[krb944]

1.38 ...and someone accidentally opens the dours..

[SackMaDack]

Man. I don't know. Doesn't seem very hard to make a mess. Even for slapstick this is bad.

[rovingrepairbot]

Psychotic! Love it!  The freakishly accurate double nectarine toss into the blender was both scary and hilarious!

[Knux209]

Press 2 for FUN HERP DERPER

[Caeseur]

1:21 funny fail

[PickleIslandLmtd]

Gotta love the background porn music.

[sweepea38]

did he FREAKING PRACTICE throwing knives JUST for the show? lols

most "neat" thing he's done in it

[gammaknight008]

Who else thinks he would do well on the "next iron cheif" ?

[iAcquiesce]

I love how he cuts the fucking milk open

[Michaeljuszczyk]

i think i want to try this

[MattyTbh]

Omg, i thank you so much for making my night.

[theguywhoisaguy]

hes gonna cut his hand off

[Ragingmaja]

I love the awkward ending.

[Albertxz5]

He cut open tha faaaaaa

[lilbunnyjin]

I would not want to eat that.....

[fretburn100]

The milk part killed me

[dmcc0110]

whack everything up on about a thousand

[jbooks888]

just plain stupid

[katiewhit4d]

'I dont like lids so im just gonna cut this carton of milk with my knife to open it' i love that haha

[Battl3Craft]

did any1 notice it was longer than 2min

[zipcis]

speed cooking rocks :D

[mic01851165]

You will have to spend an additional hour(or more?) cleaning all those craps up:)

So for me, I'll just use microwave for 3 mins and clean up for 1min :)

[andruble]

@mic01851165 I don't think you really understand the point of this video.

[Pahvilaatikko15]

This video and Speed cooking 2 made me laugh so hard that i couldn't breath. No joking. Just now i realised that i was in serious danger :D

It was still worth it.

[Pharcydeify]

@moonwalker1996 do it yourself

[Pharcydeify]

@moonwalker1996 do it ourself

[vanhakaveri]

i have seen this like 100 times and this is still funny

[thefirstwhiteknight]

When he sliced the milk in half I died.

[ribecean]

He stuck the knife!

[jimmyPain2121]

New Zealands will farrell

[JussiHemmo]

that guy is ninja :DD

[AdaptAndConquer]

Go Leigh

[Stevemcbeas]

Waste of foods. There are childrens out there they have nothing to eat......

[moemoney012]

@Stevemcbeas i hate when people say that... if your going to complain, complain about giant food companies that throw away millions of gallons of milk into rivers every year instead of sending it to africa because its cheaper...

[aaronsurfer989]

This is what my girlfriend does when i ask her to make me a sammich

[rpaslux]

@aaronsurfer989

change the GF

or a better idea: DIY, you DF!!

( joke )

[refflex100]

just so funny!!

[T3hGearos]

"Honey? Clean the kitchen. I'm done cooking."

[RYNO2511]

i like how most of the stuff he does isnt even used in the end LOL

[arifnpm]

Damn, i don't want to stand behind the door when he throw random stuff at everything.

[Xlfry]

"turn everything up to about One thounsand"

[NotANerdJustAGeek]

thats no good to me



[millsy37xx]

i love how he just tips all the cutlery on the bench then later doesn't care at all that the stove's on fire...

[LMHL13]

Wow he's hardcore XD just the way he throws the knife :O XD

[Tiensegalen]

haha, the cut on the jamie oliver book XD

[brittanywsmith]

speed cooking 2 is wwwwwwaaaayyyyy funnie!!!!!!!!

[bladinangel]

I wanna see "clean up in under 2 minutes"

[Ourmod]

He got Balls of Steel

[SlapPopStacy]

I was laughing my ass off all the way through, but I felt kinda bad at the end

[Mickman6]

he says a three course meal but up in the description thing it says four course?

[carlboth1]

@Mickman6 are you one of those guys that has nothin to do but point out pointless errors on youtube videos

[gta34ful]

0:46 xD

[kickstartmyheart424]

lol same microwave as me :D

[DontTouch26]

Why the hell did he cut the milk? MY MIND = BLOWN.

[rmdmplce8]

fucking funny, is that a dressing gown tie around his head

[rmdmplce8]

fucking funny

[mspretty808]

dude, i think ur stove's burning?

[juman1cus]

@mcc4m1sh hes way funnier than jemaine, jemaines funny in a different way

[hybridpsycho]

the stove was burning lol, also that's one damn mess XD

[magmamork]

Cooking dad's.....

[Kompan7]

i've almost pissed my pants watching it ;D

[t3rr18l3one]

Didn't even smirk once and the kitchen is ruined. But the knife in the door was cool.

[gylfi88]

I would not like to clean that mess, why would you do that to your own kitchen

[butargh]

What the FUCK did I just watch?!

[imhuge]

Cleaning? He will just set fire to the house.

[UGoTDZeZ]

and all that in 2 minutes!

[Fataldark333]

Hope he knows that at 2:25 his stove is kinda on fire

[geeekzor]

@Fataldark333 In the third i think the stove is the least of his problems, or even the fourth when he puts his hand inside the running mixer

[IIAnEuRySmII]

2 minutes to cook, 1 hour to clean up.

[xicechill]

i wonder whos cleaning all that up?

[spoon2nose]

Why does this man not own a restaurant yet?

[EdJ343]

@spoon2nose I would eat at any place if I got to see this kind of chaos first. If cooking is art, then surely cooks can show us their medium's interpretation of "desperation".

[Woozi1]

I would like to see how fast he could clean that kitchen later..

[UMF2007]

headbutting the door closed very efficient

[skylitxrogue]

1:40 epic knife throw haha very nice

[n3tz95]

like that he trows the fruits in tha mixxa

[IcyCod]

Could you make a 2min video of you cleaning up this mess :P

[IcyCod]

you know you could just edit it so it is 2 mins long

[Methoswicca]

@IcyCod Like who cares if it's real or not it's freaking awesome.

[IcyCod]

@IcyCod Right on m8

[bloodsuckern]

Hahhahahhahahahahahha throws away food at The jamie oliver book in the garbage XD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH

[nonedge]

hahaha awesome

[panthers2020s]

lovin the knife throw



[rasalgethi999]

*4 seconds on the timer*

... SOUP!

[nzevenz]

milk opening was the best!

[jrubinstein42]

Absolute genius

[xenoah]

2:35 is where you should start

[princesscitric]

omg that mess

[adrianeaglrck]

2:37

[adrianeaglrck]

awesome way to open milk

[sqbimmer]

HAHAHHAHAH OMG I'm crying over here. I love it, 2 minutes of cooking, 2 hours of cleaning. LMAOOOO

[princeoron]

i havent laughed that hard in a long time, holy shit

[noahismybrother]

love it how theres casually somthing on fire in the background at 2:27 haha

[mattathm]

whack everything up on about 1000°, haahhahahahhaaaaaaaa

[wilaskYY]

hahahaha niceeee guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Archieisme414]

Omfg this only has like 33,000 views WTF? Guys forward this to everyone you know its epic!

[c4rl]

"okay, okay, okay.... Speed!!"

[tojsiab100]

HELL NO... u suck as hell u sucker... learn from me if u need any help..lol hahaha

[macca23macca]

how does this not have millions of views!!??

[mufaszaa]

this guy is epic

[nabarhoodsnipaa]

the fuckin milk carton is the best part

[ZeroDrop]

In rare occasions I've seen such a mess... hahahahahahaha

[BigSamo85]

haha its funny how he chops the banna up and none of it ends up in the blender

[murcu3]

One way to describe this is: CHOPCHOPCHOP!

[shooshoy]

omg i was fen crying!!

[nananaalgoodaye]

hahaha i love the way you just don't expect him to wrench the cutlery draw out hahaha

[HannesPowerLoad]

that is the best shit i have ever seen. Tears, sweat, snot and salaiver were pouring of my face from joy. I had to watch it several times until i have seen every bit of the clip. Holy!

[Rotdany]

awesome

[gazajude]

lol hes the best

[satchy09]

id let him cook at my house

[timmyflorider76]

Ugh so dry, not funny. Feel sorry for these guys going to the effort to make this. 

[nananaalgoodaye]

@timmyflorider76 hey i love witty humour but something about this just tickles my tonsels, just chill out dude

[electroplox]

@timmyflorider76 The only dry thing here is your mums old vagina, this is golden.

[JasonHickey12]

Hate to clean it up though.:/

[nananaalgoodaye]

@JasonHickey12 yeah that always pisses me off haha

[MrSCANi2303]

next chef ramsay



[MrSCANi2303]

da next chef ramsey, way to go pal

[xcsq]

playback playback!

[VestriDeusEstMortuus]

shit, that's knife throwing skillz

[wiskieDan]

holy shit that is funnnny!!!! good kiwi humor

[dominyks]

super funny

[9amble]

fuck thats funny

[MrSCANi2303]

da fast chef ive ever seen, dude ur funny man.

[ScareyLizzard]

This made my night

I would rate this 10 stars if I could.

[Alexanderbumm]

and after all...eat the fuck, dude xD

[x4YBAKx]

awesome xD 5*

[profpreston]

master of speed cooking

[bouchdag99]

this is gold. australian??

[zerotreehill]

no, nz

[mcc4m1sh]

Holy crap, I laughed so hard my adams apple got hurt. That guy is on the level with jemaine clement.

[nananaalgoodaye]

@mcc4m1sh yup New Zealand humour is gold (:

[Xc3L3R]

lol i luv how he throws the knife in the door

[FehhStyleZ]

speed cooking 2 is hillarious!

[yorelbeatz]

anton oliver lol

[Geoffr524]

Loooooooooooong cleanup time, funny tough

[beauwoodro]

this is the first video i ever watched on you tube lol ......lol  my favorite one is the straight jacket one...lol

[William101nz101]

Hahahahaha man I remember watching this at like 3 in the morning and it was season 1 re runs and I pissed myself laughing, I say bring back speed cooking that shits good.

[dunnyhf]

Oh, so THATS how you cut milk.

[kapz100]

this is a classic sum timez i watch this most timez i miss it cheerz 4 posting this up dude the guy cracks me up

[0watchingTHINGS0]

Lmfao XD

[malcolmjacobson]

genius

[something2431]

Most friggin awesome chef! Who would've known! (LMFAO He cut the milk open!).