Talking Psycho Fat Cat

[RoxyLoveMakeup]

Aaaaw he shooo cutee!!! lol

[lasha1974]

He just turned 9 in human years, 2 days ago

[MegaAliceV]

this cat is so cute!!

[roxcharlie]

miss that aussie accent, its great!!!

[AgoliantMystified]

you shoud have opened the door.

[Scabzilla49]

Well, if he hallucinated a bird/rodent even when in reality there was no bird/rodent perched outside, then I would consider him "psycho"..... Other than that he's still a cute kitty!

[MEGAMAYUN]

I hear The Simpsons in the background.

[maratina63]

wtf



[DaisyBethLee]

he's so not interested in what you have to say lmao he looks like my sister when watching tv

[xredfogx]

geez man did you flog my cat? mine looks exactly the same

[lasha1974]

@xredfogx There can not be 2 of them

[xredfogx]

@lasha1974 i ment they looked very very similar..

[lasha1974]

If he could Talk?!?

[XxXxDevilKidxXxX]

I can just see what he's saying now.

"Damn magpies took my brother back in Nam...I've seen things man, dark things."

[avadakedavrame]

My cats make weird choked barking noises when they see birds or squirrels

[Seethroughwall]

O stfu owner, your cat seems very sweet.

[xxxxtruedestinyxxxx]

cute cat but u shouldnt over feed ur pets becuse it can cause health problems

[KatKittyRawr]

hahaha funnyy my cat does that tooo

[MsPoopertrooper]

lol My cat does this weird little repetitive "chit" at birds.

[Spikydragon69]

Cat Echo Location?

[Lokiboy8]

Rufus is a very sweet, very handsome fellow and I bet he would love to have some fun with Mr. Magpie!

My feline friend. JoJo and my landlady's kitty, Newman were just helping me get two junco's out of our sun porch.

"2 birds in the sun porch?! Oh. my...!"

We are now back to our favorite game == "Let me in! -- Let me out!"

Which is really just a part of a larger game -- "Entertain me!"

Humans = Serving Kitties for Thousands of Years....

To bury my face in JoJo's belly makes it all worth it!

[lasha1974]

@Lokiboy8 Nothin better than the companionship of a great pet. I feel so sad for the families & their most loved pets who've been separated by the floods in Queensland. May they find & love each other again in eternity.

[BreBre397]

His fat is in the way of him trying to catch his food..

[lasha1974]

I Love Him So Much : )

[lasha1974]

Good Boy!!!

[missayaa]

CAT SAYS - YUMMM

[MrBilbo13]

FAT CAT OH YES !!!

[xXHappyxAssXx]

that's a fucking TURKEY, look how big that bird is. >.<

[mrsmariatr]

I knew cats where smart, shes specking dolphin! :D

[Moontheblueneko]

AUSSIE CAT

[alisonglover17]

Hahah I love how the Americans always love our Aussie accents :D

[MissKaileyAnne]

Every comment I read is in your voice.........us silly americans tend to do that lol

[SquishableGirl]

LOL, the CAT?!? is the one gibbering? Kettle and pot...does that mean the owner is the psycho and fat one too?

[megan8madonna]

I love your cat. I have one just like him. And your accent is gorgeous. Yum.

[RCokezPBiggz]

I love your accent. (silly American, here.)

Also, your cat is adorable. :)

[lasha1974]

@RCokezPBiggz G'day from OZ, (Thanks for being a silly American),

I love you & yes we do have Kangaroos in our Backyards, the cat hates them as well as the Dingo that "Ate My Baby" hehehehehe : )

[HeninBerlin]

What creepy thing is playing on the TV in the background?

[Mik0mid0]

Awe!! Yeah he is pretty fat! My Big One does the same thing too when there is birds out in the yard. Yeah shes BIG alright too!

[xjustdeadthatcrazyx]

I love when cat making -_- face...LOL!! 

[judyluvsnoel]

he is telling the bird to jump.... cats are mean that way....

[ceminator08]

omg so scary!

[forditable]

DUDE! OPEN THE SCREEN FOR THE POOR CAT!

[PrincessMiller]

He's probably like "dad can't you see i'm hunting? do you mind?" lol

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

hes a maine coon. they are supposed to be large

[czabp]

This cat not psycho, he's see a bird.

[soozipuss]

i love this - i call it 'singing' - my male cat snagglepuss (who is sadly no longer with us) used to do it all the time - sounds like a fine australian youtube guy too - cheers from another aussie !!

[lasha1974]

@soozipuss thanks mate, we moved & he doesn't have the balcony anymore (sadly), every now & then he'll do it at the front door- i call it "clicking", he's 3 years older & fat as a fool. Sorry to hear about snagglepuss, i still remember & love all the cats in our family, even the one that scratched me heaps : )

[Jannatcharm]

Awww He's a plump kitty and he wants the magpie! but hes pretty handsome!! and verry fluffy and cute!

[Soralella71]

What a gorgeous cat.

[TheJc718]

lol yo the beggining whe he attacks you is hilarious!

[loveablecat86]

I have a cat who does the same thing when it comes to hunting flys. The same thing to the T. His name is Gizmo and also weights about 21lbs.

[LoLs3Ri0us]

very beautiful maine coon. =]. looks just like mine except mine has more of a tuxedo

[DewittDude989]

what kind of cat is that

[Saksia91]

I can't stop laughing at the very beginning when he attacked him.

[BloodSlut]

My cat does the same thing :D so cute ^^

you have a very cute cat!!!

my cat died at age 13 got new one this time a ginger ^^ he fetches bal and brings it back :D

[ColorsBright]

All thats going on in that Cats mind is "want to eat,want to eat,want to eat,want to eat,want to eat"

[SuperFingerlickingoo]

at 0:42 the cat looks at him like: get lost ... then he looks back at the bird

[april104ful]

my cat looks like that her name Sakura she really looks like him. What kind is your cat?

[kbosati]

are you watching the simpsons ????????

[kinggedorah]

You crazy austrailian basterd! quote ; "Whadappni'n AI? AI? Idon't understand! AAAArg it's the magpie!!!" You crack me opin man! HAhahahahah you made the day

[mcspartan660]

cat wants chicken!!!

[quietscapes]

Many cats respond like that when they see birds.

[1974nyarlathotep]

Beautiful cat

[grimmenigma949]

my kitty talks to me when she wants to go outside and when she wants food or when she wants me to move over so i can pet her on the couch

my other kitty talks shit to me whenever she sees me : /

and she plays fetch IT SO CUTE

[Silvawolf100]

@grimmenigma949 it is cute until the little (or not so little, in my case) thing decides he is an alarm clock set to go off at 5am and jumps on your stomach to wake you up

[grimmenigma949]

@Silvawolf100 my giant kitty jumped on me once, it knocked my wind out,,,i think she broke one of my ribs too. lolyour kitty sounds cute though. lol

[Silvawolf100]

@grimmenigma949 Well if you would like to see his fat Butt (my cat) Look at my video cat friends. The main one the black and white is Barney Fife my cat. The grey and white is Sassy, used to be mine but she ran away months ago havent seen her since. The all black cat, is Gomez. He didnt belong to me, but he sure enjoyed my company as i was the only one he would sit and sleep in my lap. I will post the video as a response video. Let me know what you think

[Phielder]

I'd rather call this "talking psycho man".

The cat is adorable!

[Kainosielu]

the bird is teasing your cat..

[dancerxogirl13]

aw this cat is adorable. is it a maine coon? or part mainecoon? I have one and he chatters to birds like this too haha they actually have almost the same colouring also.

[Antologie]

A pretty cat !

[DavySigfusson]

Sounds like the simpsons in the background.

[BeeCee00]

I think that birds know when the cat is inside and cant get at them, it is like they tease them by staying outside the window in perfect view. It is like they are saying, "you cant get me, you cant get me hahaha!!!!" lol

[AleGorymusic]

100% Aussie!

[bmang3000]

demon cat dont look in itz eyez eeeeeep

[UneTragedieBelle]

Rufus really wants that magpie.... but he looks like he may have eaten a few too many already =P silly cat

[Jianeca]

the simpsons are playing in the background!

[richvankerr2]

The cat is totally like 'Feck off Australian'

[vintage243]

lol! kinda on the lines of what i thaught! :D

[lasha1974]

@richvankerr2 He would say Fark, not Feck, He's not a Fecking Kiwi

[EdwR1]

Magpie? Looks more like a crow to me. Is that what they call crows over there?

[MrBigDiehl]

omg i can hear the simpsons in the background

[CharmIsHere]

magpie is a bird O_o hehe

[Grelespraar]

Best part of the video is the scary fecking girl's voice in the background. If you listen closely, it's there within the first forty seconds. :0

[WaddupYo]

magpie, lol weird name

[SupermarketsRevil]

And your username is less weird?

[WaddupYo]

I know my username is weird, that's the point of it!

But magpie just tops everything.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Your mum topped my penis last night in bed

[WaddupYo]

I topped your grandma's dead corpse too yesterday.

[shammydingus]

The guy talks funny. The first half I thought he was speaking Japanese! Turns out he's an Aussie or Brit?

[mitchx69]

its Aussie Magpies are found in Australia

[selectaplace]

i bet the cats thinking "omg leve me alone dude"

[VooDooLynx]

I love when cats do this! So cute!

[seshatfunches]

simpsons in the bg!

[TheGinibini]

pretty cute kitty.

[divanno123]

watta jerk!

[CoLdBoRnKiLLeR]

next time you don´t talk....

[KoenigseggLewis21]

this is just awesome :L what a cool cat! mine is 16! :P

[Kajol568]

Your cat is very Cute. I have a cat too. She is a little bit 'fat' too. Sie is 6 years old & 7 kilo ;D

[lasha1974]

He's 8 years old now & 12 Kilos, Very much loved-Still talkin & watchin The Simpsons Too

[ItsPrincessa]

aww ! he's really responding backk! dats just 2 kutee <3

[marylaz]

OK three great things about this vid. 1) major cute kitty 2) funny accent (please don't take offense) 3) homer chanting "you can do it otto" in the back ground haha

[Zeuszgrl]

That Cat is a bigtime Cutie-pie !!!

[TheKizzings]

so sweet!! little defeated sounds!!!

[carri3mari3]

So I seriously just sat here and watched some lonely guy talk to his cat while it looked at a bird. FAIL.

[Fluffyfier]

I'm not quite sure whom I pity the most. The lonely guy who talks to his cat or the lonely guy who sits in front of the PC and watches a lonely guy talk to his cat, where you sir are the latter. Atleast the lonely guy talking to a cat had a cute cat.

[carri3mari3]

I appreciate your pity. It's much needed. I also have a cute cat, and a cute house, and a cute job, and a cute family. But I'm happy for the pity, nonetheless. And Carrie isn't usually a males name, but that's okay.... of course also in saying what you said, you're attacking everyone who watched this, including yourself, so yeah. Pity for everyone.

[goku178]

well hey some people really likes to talk to there pets so it's not FAIL. i also like to talk to my familys pets.

[PhotoLabMP]

The cat isn't psycho, its just curious because its looking at the bird in the cat's territory. Cats are territorial and the cat is distracted by the crow.

[Presca1]

They say when a cat is frustrated over something they can't reach they make this sound - my female cat does that.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Yeah, as far as cats go I've had a few. Grew up on a far, Mom took in all sorts of cats. We even had 8 at one time. I guess that means we were *that* family.

But seriously, about fifty percent of our cats would do this whenever they saw any prey outside the window. The outside cats, of course, got to live the fantasy. The poor declawed kitties meowed endlessly...

[krisgord9090]

she just wants that bird for its thanksgiven lol

[silkmoon82]

Beautiful cat! My cat watches things that aren't there, though. It's weird.

[NeonKnight101]

whoa ghosts or some shit.

[demonslayer55555585]

We wants too catch it!

[undercovernsnake]

There's more talking from you than your cat.

[HoboJIm117]

My cat does this mewmewmewing thing too

[abridgedfan]

I have the same kind of cat. only my cat isn't psycho, she's just an idiot.

[MissBeckyyChann]

that cat is soooo cute ^-^

[ronaldino1111]

YAAA WHY DO CATS DO THAT WHEN EVER THEY SEE BIRDS OUT THE WINDOWS?? my cat does the same, i thought she was disabled or sumthin lol

[undercovernsnake]

Cat instinct. They are born hunters, so when they see a bird they want to catch it. You should be happy yours have only watched the birds. Mine brought one home ...

[gotch09]

Here, birdy,birdy,birdy!

[teewoods]

Why do people even bother talking to their pets! So dumb lol!!

[Smiggera]

That cat is adorable and looks like he's well loved. :3

[miketsurf]

dude its a magpie, this is in australia. its a magpie.

[spaceispointless]

Uh you can tell he's in Austrailia by his accent that looks like a plain ol crow.... even if the guy says other than that...

[miketsurf]

yes and i like in australia these birds frequent my yard year round. its a magpie you ignorant jerk

[spaceispointless]

calm the frick down spazzie. frick it was just an opinion don't freak out. *hands you midol*

[greengrendel]

Magpies are black and white. that's probably some kind of crow, but they're all corvids, so pretty close.

[laurenandgeckos]

sorry. it lookes like a blackbird

[Deluxeta]

It is.

[laurenandgeckos]

thats a blackbird

[valeriestjohn]

Terribly cute...

[bushputz]

Do you have a permit to house such a vicious animal?

[TwilightgirlKT]

ha on a few diferent parts the cat had this look and it was like he was thinking "god you're a dumbass." and he rolled his eyes! lol

[XXX2peepsXXX]

lolness!!!!!! XD

[DrakeErternal]

my kitten does the same thing. also to a magpie!!

[elliott245]

that cat is so cute

[jayevil187]

lol fucking cat turn the corner like a beast.

[O8GeoO8]

simpsons bowling episode is on in the background and have u got live a saw yer 360

[PSYKOPUNK666]

Wait for it... wait for it.. MAUL IT!!

[Seveleniumus]

More like "Psycho Talking To Fat Cat", lol

[aliflyaway]

AHHAHAH

[GnosticAtheist]

@Seveleniumus lol, I dont think you are psychotic if you talk to your cat...

[CitanKainUzuki]

HAHA, 0:40 he's like "You dumbass..."

[robomaniac8]

at 0:41 he's like "stupid human" and at 0:41 through 0:44 he rolled his eyes

[Mineav]

It sees dinner.

[StLennyBruce]

cutest cat on you tube!

[jerryku]

Simpsons bowling in the background. lol.

[lesleyhenriquez]

Give my cat a few minutes and all you'll find is a beak and some legs, on a bed of feathers.

[extralif3]

lol. my cat makes that noise when she sees a bird.

[nickjonasislilys]

what the fuck are you saying!

[xabuabux]

lol :P

[792italianhotty]

woah at 0:41 he looked really madd

[IrondragonMetals]

i don't think the cat is fat, i think it's more that he's poofy

[vernella1]

my cousin was tricked into eating cat. he said it tastes very grimy. poor cats :(

[6eloved]

He's like "I want it...right meow."

[clairelouisepwns18]

That look he gave him at 0:42 was EPIC LULZ

xD ahahaa It made my blood run cold.

[CSgamerz105]

Marge simpsons and Lisa simpsons voices haha

Nice video

Nice CAT

5/5 rate!

[mrguy505]

I so hear the Simpsons in the background.

[nncnnoo]

i want a cat now

[shavooo]

THAT IS SUCHA CUTE CAT!!!!

[notjustanotherface]

That would be about...27.5 lbs., am I right, lasha1974? DAMN! Is your kitty trying to enter into bodybuilding competitions or a professional wrestling organization (Sorry for my spellings of the words being different, but people from the USA like myself spell things a bit differently than you guys) by any chance?

[notjustanotherface]

streetfighterfan312 must be Vietnamese.  They have been rumored to eat doggies and kitties.

[word559]

It's a sin to eat cats but it's perfectly alright to eat cows and pigs? Double standards at it's finest. I want ot eat this cat because this cat is huge. This would last a damn month. It looks like it weighs over 20 lbs, so if I could cook this cat for lunch, I would be a happy camper.

[12345soccerguy]

your probably asian, cuz they usually eat cats and dogs! thats sick! why would you eat a cat???

[BjorklundSimon]

Yeah man. cats taste real nice. you can make all kinds of meals, like catburger, cat n' mashed potatoes, cat n' fish, grilled cat, ovenbaked cat, cat sufflé, catcake, catham with fried potatoes, yeah, all kinds of food with cat in it!

Yummy!

[primalsincerity84]

hotcats or catloaf in a gravy of cat spunk

[IrondragonMetals]

what's exceptible to eat depends on the religion. or at least i think that's how it works.

[Umbrewaltz]

0:40 He's like "What's it to you? D:<"

[Albysuper97]

che duci.

[stopoverbreeding]

SIIIMPSOOONNS!!!!!

[niall456]

Some Americans are completely retarded to not know the difference between Aussie and English accents. It's about as stupid as confusing a South African and Swedish accent!

[suckaniggasdick]

According to Americans, everybody has an accent except for them. No ifs ands or buts. Try and argue it with an American and see what they say. It's like talking to an answering machine.

[rawchicken123]

well not really americans have a variety of accents from south to north is like changing continents (i didnt start the sentence with if, and or but) and i'm not american lol

[notjustanotherface]

Xenophobic, elitist, bigoted, discriminatory, intolerant, and stereotypical much, suckaniggasdick and niall456?

[suckaniggasdick]

yes, very much indeed, it works to preserve my master white race

[notjustanotherface]

Go pork yourself, suckaniggasdick. It seems that is the only way that you will ever get to accomplish that goal anyway in your life, you fucking limpdick douchebag!

[suckaniggasdick]

Well how am I gonna pork myself with my limp dick??

[90geekgirl06]

I'm an American, and I know I have an accent, thank you very much. Americans have a wide variety of accents, depending on which part of the country you're from.

Do I sound like an answering machine to you?