【蘋果動新聞】伍茲深夜撞車 老婆破窗救夫 疑點重重

[angleisthebest]

LOL I love these crazy animations.

[iRouRoui]

chang ching choung cheng ching chang chang choung

[hyuhyuuyh]

Oh my god,those cops saved that sim,they are heroes!!!!!!

[toucansam3]

Me love you long time.

[Chazfem]

I could listen to that accent all day...

[Bzysioo]

DOBRZE ŻE SĄ NAPISY BO BYM NIE WIEDZIAŁA O CO CHODZI !

[MaybachYOZE]

伍茲開的車不是凱迪拉克嗎?

怎麼畫一部韓國鳥車?

人家身價十億美元耶...

[darkstar3x16]

Why is she a gold digger? Tiger Woods has fucked about every American pornstar

he probably has aids now and passed it on to his wife and kids -.-

[deltapunk21]

history in action lol

[GregWatermann]

Beautiful.

[percyrsmu]

haters! gold-diggers!!

[kris4music]

This is a cute one. I believe it.

[SJMalosi43]

tiger woods sucks plain easy to say,!

[IloveYouCalifornia]

Hahahah! Who made this anime? Very awesome. Chinese technology ftw!

[DracMonster]

@IloveYouCalifornia Jimmy Lai, owner of a Hong Kong tabloid. He basically had a super, super cut-rate version of pixar set up at his paper's headquarters to animate whatever he's reporting. Note that this is a tabloid... they're not really that concerned about whether their mock-ups have much connection to reality

[RandytheAstonishing]

@IloveYouCalifornia

Yeah, remember 20 years ago when America had no computer animation technology, and then China gave it all to us?

China is synonymous with one word...innovation.

[RibanRox]

@RandytheAstonishing are you retarded? china is best at stealing existing systems that were developed in other parts of the world. Innovation has been and will be made in the EU and the USA for a little while longer. That will change since China has been sending its best students to US Universities for the last 2 decades now. After graduating and getting a little work experience the students head back to China. Actually India has been doing the same thing for a while now too.

[Marksman42]

@RandytheAstonishing funny, i would've gone with socialism.. or maybe oppression. Innovation? Not so much.

[go555ace]

@IloveYouCalifornia haha yeah its pretty cool not sure who made it but i know its from a news broadcast in taiwan's

[runthecircle]

What a dunbass..his wife is BEAUTIFUL..and the sluts he's been screwing are dawgs..wake up Tiger....money cant buy you Love...

[Cuetlachtlixochitl]

@runthecircle You must be a bitch.... (girl)

[grubernick]

we make the news,

we accept visa

[consoleman09]

LOFLMAO

[1230124]

佢真係好多新聞～=,=

[toaotou]

omg top 5 video if you seach "taiwan" in view count LOL

[yitianze]

as a reminder, this is orthodox Chinese culture preserved in Taiwan. As a Chinese, I am so proud of this province preserved our culture perfectly.

[TaiGekTou]

@yitianze You are referring to this video? And Apple Daily news in general? Then your Taiwan culture came from Hong Kong.

[red33410]

In the video, Tiger is driving on the WRONG side of the car! Maybe THAT is why he crashed it! *laughter*

[feble]

@red33410 lol u fail so badly, research on cars from different countries before commenting

[micheallee444]

good news

[stockchalet]

SAVANNAH, Ga. (AP)— Interview clip between Tiger Woods and OJ Simpson 3 years ago today:

TIGER WOODS: Hey OJ, lets go out and K ill us some chicks tonight!

OJ SIMPSON: Man I love watching you Urinate in their mouths and choke their scronny white necks!

TIGER WOODS: You Know it! Later Juice!

If you approve give TIGER a THUMBS DOWN here, thanks

The GOLF Channel message approved by management

[iamhungey12345]

Lol

[stevenasarchcomedy]

I really wish I could read that title...

[diana1nicole]

@stevenasarchcomedy [apple moves news]Woods late at night has a collision the wife broken window to rescue the husband questionable point layer on layer

[ParkerDGonzalesw]

ahi am wearing red undies lol don't ask meh why i am telling you this

[JohnnyCashFan200]

CHECHEGHOOHJGKSD

[ray558000]

shing shang shong

[stockchalet]

Elin was an escort in Sweden for 3 years then worked as a nanny.

[welldonefromhereon]

haha. one of the best things I've ever seen lol

[LouieVenny]

eyi really want to chat i have pics too so

[joey5picks]

Tiger would never wear a nerdy shirt like that, and he doesn't drive a mini-van.

And Elin is a lot hotter than in this animation.

[taargustaargusMD]

Oh Tiger, you cunt.

[valeriocampolm]

loluhm i am really bored nyone want to chat i have a cam too

[3adf385]

Dont like him

[farhank08]

So DunderFabbe wasn't referring to The Sims? Oh well. Whatever.

[leoca]

oh my god lol

[jazzmaster1972]

jordan maxwell

[johorean88]

Good dramatisation. lol.

[DarkReapersGrim]

Have to admit, Rachel is a babe. She's hotter than Tiger's wife.

[Runnmill]

679:20

[Svjatogor]

What a fucking wuss. Well he's black........*yuck*

[tigerwoodsong]

hahaha - what a video

get the TIGER WOODS Ringtone on iTUNES

[bubbaguyp]

I piss my pants when he says florida...

[DunderFabbe]

Where are the green diamonds over their heads?

[farhank08]

Green diamonds over their heads?! Ha! Love The Sims reference.

[MyWorldView]

@DunderFabbe

Control-shift-c, then

hideHeadlineEffects ON

(IIRC)

[DunderFabbe]

Haha, now i remember this one. Still missing the green diamonds though.

[talljib]

no matter how many times i see this reenactment i have to laugh lol

the slap is classic hahaha

[rontubo]

"I got a feelin'...that tonight's gonna be a good night...that tonight's gonna be a good good niiiight." Well, not quite Tiger, party is over. Elin is playing golf at 2:30 in the morning.

[mcbdpb]

Too funny

[IraMcGurkin]

Breaking news!!! Obama is a Marxist!

[TheWalk0uts]

BREAKING NEWS!! Tiger Woods Wife has been caught cheating. Full story on our page. .

[nihontenjin]

Hello!Youyr cg is very good!

[joshuame505]

LOL What a stupid news report... Asians are so silly.

[eleelicious]

Ew...

[Derpmeat08]

i didnt know tiger woods drove a Chinese minivan

[error4a4a4]

哇....嗚....

[bohnstube]

And if ANYBODY thinks that TW's "indefinite leave" from golf is designed to do ANYTHING BUT set the bro-mancers hands to wringing and to intimidate his sponsors into supporting him in spite of his arrogance in screwing around w/ @ least a dozen women, they're absolutely delusional. Anybody who screws around on their partner and family w/ a dozen or more pigs has written off their family a LONG time ago. At this point, it's 100% about saving brands, sponsorship deals & the same ol' TW ARROGANCE.

[MortelLegendre]

My family forces me to marry. I will pay dearly for a girl to marry me Girlfreind # 3 is really hot. Can anybody give me contact info for her?

[desenagrator]

wtf? why the fuck do you get forced to marry? that makes no fucking sence!

[oidad]

Michele's massive cellulite-dimpled haunches

[ULAZYCOOK]

looks like tiger!

[ULAZYCOOK]

HHAHAHAAHHA

[soulsurfer56]

Kobe, Tiger, Jordan, Barkley and all the rest are nothin but idols of weak people. there are plenty of weak people out there to support these losers of morality.

[MrPerseus2009]

thier all black lol

[chickline]

Any many of your reps are Caucasian.  What is your point?

[1488StormWolf]

soulsurfer56 - You left out Chris Brown, O.J., and Michael Vick. All idiots and foolish. They have it good, real good, then they do stupid crap.

[hadoukenn8888]

Tiger is so cool

[bohnstube]

Tiger announces he'll be taking "indefinite leave" from golf, many believe the now disgraced superstar will now forge new alliances w/ many new "D- & F list sponsors". According to the well connected, TW has already had talks w/ among others, "Guys Gone Wild", "AXE Body Sprays", & representatives from "EXTENZE". Reported as well tonight that TW's in "intense" negotiations to replace the by now tired image of "SMILIN' BONER BOB" OF "ENZYTE" fame, once TW's "Grille-Repair" Dental Work completes.

[WorkaholixCollective]

Totally looks like CG Tiger is saying "BITCH" when he gets into that mazda minivan... cgi is soooo bad!

[Geforce2187]

Did anyone else notice the Michigan State Police badge on the police officer's shoulder at 0:14? This is supposed to be in Florida.

[jaymoore299]

He left golf "indefinitely". Maybe he'll never be back. Good riddance.

[kproDZ]

why dont you want hiim coming back, if you dont mind me asking?

[jaymoore299]

He's a great golfer but I don't care for him as a person. I'd rather have someone with some class and professionalism be considered the best at something, not someone known for his infidelities. He's become an embarrassment to the sport of golf, rather than a good ambassador that everyone thought he was.

[kproDZ]

i respect what you are saying! but then again, how about all those other great athletes and celebrities that have done the same things in their past. Let's not forget, he is still a human being, and the only reason why this is so out of control is because he's never been on the news before! Adultery is a common word all over the nation, what makes his private life any different from anybody else. Yes it was wrong, but what does his personal problem have anything to do with him playing 18 holes?

[jaymoore299]

Well it is affecting his professional life now because he is taking an indefinite leave due to this. Who knows if he will ever be as good as he was if he comes back.

As for other celebrities, let's take for example Kobe Bryant. He cheated on his wife but the public only saw that one woman who accused him of rape to get him to give her hush money. Regardless he held a press conference publically apologizing to his wife and to his fans. Tiger never did this.

[kproDZ]

good point.. i guess he was just trying to keep his privacy like he has done so for the past x number of years. im just tired of the news being taking up of tiger woods and his family

[jaymoore299]

It is a media frenzy right now. If he had handled it better it wouldn't have gotten this out of control. Before this it was Letterman and his sex scandal. Letterman having a blast that his own sex scandal has been replaced by all of this.

[newagepun]

At least if he's not coming back, the competition is leveled a bit. Shit every tour and tiger gets the top purse. At least someone besides him will be cashing in.

[kproDZ]

hahaha good point

[9unknowndouchebags]

haha! Tiger Woods is a spineless coward who would rather hide in his mansion than have real balls and just come right out and say "yep, I like pussy'

[rio2012]

WHITE WOMENS ARE THE DEVIL!!

[uitvlugh]

Eddie Neblett singing Anointed here on YouTube is the inspirational that Tiger needs now. That song will put him back on the right track....the first 15 seconds of the song will surely wake him up.

[frantzcharles]

crazy ass bitch

[bazmataz]

I think what happened is that his wife wanted to play golf with him and he drive off and left her behind.

[JuangaPro]

LEAVE TIGER WOODS ALONE!!

btw those sims are way better than Sims 3 lol

[Batchylnuevos]

@JuangaPro or LEAVE TIGER'S WOOD ALONE!

[gipath]

@JuangaPro Stfu you whore

[EVNYC]

This was posted on Nov 28, only a day after the accident? How did they make the animation so fast? Well done - it's probably pretty close to what happened!

[bohnstube]

Yahoo has an interesting clip on their page regarding the sudden dearth of tv commercials w/ TW, & how they can't continue running those pushing his "pre-scandal" "image". Interesting stuff, it's a story on a video clip, so I'd advise checking it out ASAP if you want to see it. You'll have to sit through a short commercial (not one of TW's, lol) before the clip of the story starts, but I think the clip's interesting enough that it's worth the waste of 30 seconds or so of your time to get there.

[deelzebub]

isn't 0:58 a hidden level in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08 for Xbox 360?

[homeruyohomeruyo]

CGすげええ

[benhalperin011793]

Xavier renegade angel season 3!!!!

[ps3specter]

A little bit of journalism died today...

[MortelLegendre]

I have to get married by Christmas. I wish to marry a girl like one of Tiger's mistresses. Can anybody help?

[ghostofsedition]

This report is a crime against journalism

[ThisNamesNowTaken]

All this time, well how do we refer to him? Is he asian or a mutt? Or, is he black? Well now we know the answer.

[ghostofsedition]

I can think of a few names to call you- starting with racist idiot arsehole. How's that, dickhead?

[ThisNamesNowTaken]

go up to the youtube search engine and type "cheaters tv show". Notice next to all the black cases involve the man cheating. Now im not clearing any other race from sin but dont hate when truth be told.

[Dkelsmith]

Are you inferring that only black men cheat on their wives because of what you see on cheaters? Or are you saying that more black men cheat on their wives by percentage than white men?

[ThisNamesNowTaken]

White men? You trying to put words in my mouth? I said, "im not clearing any other race from sin".Sure that show's only a tiny spec of the cases that go down in this country but it helps to provide an idea of what sex is the most unfaithful, what race's gender roams around most, etc. Aside from that asian american fool from that Kate plus 8 tv show, whens the last time we know of asians fucking around?Not many. Hens my joke bout tiger being black. And i aint asian nor white

[Dkelsmith]

I wasn't putting words in your mouth. What you have written is not very clear. I was merely trying to figure out what you were trying to extrapolate from the "Cheater's TV Show" remark. Did you mean "hence" when you wrote "hens my joke bout tiger being black." I am just trying to understand.  Marital fidelity is looked upon differently from nation to nation and culture to culture. An example is the fact that marital infidelity is more socially acceptable in Japan than here. Look it up.

[shawakwak]

There's no real way to measure what race cheats as most people won't admit to these affairs.

The show Cheaters is not a credible source.

[Chitenza]

That is kinda an unsubstantial and irrelevant sample to be choosing. Not to mention, you sound a bit cursory and anecdotal.

That's like me saying look at all the white men involved with sexual affairs in office environments and politics. Purely unsubstantial.

Anyhow, I just want to say that people cheat. I do believe more men would cheat as it's a trait in orde to continue the species or whatev. It's just the bad ones that get caught.

Also tiger got bitchslapped lol

[Network23549]

Are you aware the tv show Cheaters is fake? So your "truth" is fake.

[ThisNamesNowTaken]

i love how you all are jumping on my sack. nevertheless, asians are too much of a pussy to do these sorts of things in this country. it's the black in him that made him do it.

[Network23549]

Your ignorance is just amazing, either that or your a troll. I have an asian friend, he was married 10 years, he would cheat on his wife with hookers. it is just not in the Chinese culture to air your dirty laundry, especially on TV.

[ThisNamesNowTaken]

i love how your ignorance hold you here to waste your time, either that or you have too much time in your hands. i know this world isnt pretty at times so i understand why you'd choose to walk around blindfolded, but this is what it is. every race does it in this country and there will always be one that does it the most. when youre ready to take that blindfold off you'll see where i took fact and made a joke out of it. Dark humor, ya, but if you dont like it then oh well.

[pikasmARTS]

I love the CG in taiwanese news, so cinematic! and kinda funny how Tiger Wood's wife used a golf club to beat the car.

[chequinanit]

jajajajajajajajajaaja, estos chinos son la ostia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUY BUENO. XX

[IridescentVelocity]

tiger cuts like a buffalo

[PEROandJEN]

クオリティーの高さに

ωαγατα..._φ(ﾟ∀ﾟ )ｱﾋｬ

[masbak]

Interesting way reporting bout an accident. No doubt.

[o5pr3y]

LMAO its a news machinma!!??

[Kers102000]

Tiger,

If you get this message, I can save you lots of cash. Give me 100K for each of the butt ugly tramps you "did", and I will hook them up with my friends who have current Ambien prescriptions. By the end of the week, that should be a total of 800K (you are on a roll)!! I will give that back to you if you hook me up with Elin, and I guarantee you we will only need 20 Million plus a years worth of golf lessons.

[powerone1]

that was just fucking weak and stupid...but what can you expect from shit head moron like yourself.

[1too3fore]

Tiger should have installed a sand trap and water hazzard instead of the tree and fire hydrant but I guess once a golfer, always a golfer...

[dirk132]

Is that featured in the new Tiger Woods Golf video game by EA SPORTS? That would be pretty outstanding.

[antiflax]

lol, according to the chinese, Elin can run like the T-1000 in Terminator 2.

[ma19kuso]

Hi, everyone, plz read the info.

A playlist can see all the Tiger Woods cg news.

[PRlAPEIA]

is there a translation for this somewhere for those of us who cant read this

Unlimited 100% FREE adult entertainment @ Priapeia com

[calilian07]

I believe this animation news reporting will be a great fit for TMZ. It's all about speculation and rumors, right?!

[Rube2zday]

OMG Comment on the Animation for crying out loud!! Distracted much?

[SoCalFlyer]

Is this the new EA Sports game out this x-mas? "Catch A Tiger By HisTooth" Some people speculate that the golf club did a number on his pearly whites. Anyways I've got footage of that chick fom Tool Academy in my new video and I think it's pretty funny. Check it out if you get a chance. I just posted it!

[VeryBoring]

Oh god. That's hilarious.

This, along with the voicemails, is the story that keeps on giving.

[Balugajoe]

Why is Tiger Woods driving a mini van?

[youtuber86]

economic prosperity that both enjoy today?

[youtuber86]

peashooter,

do you really think that China and Taiwan would go to war? all this talk of political independence or not kind of ignores the fact that the two countries are huge economic partners. I believe China is currently Taiwan's largest trading partner, and the two exchange over hundreds of billions of dollars in revenue. now think about that, what countries would willingly give up hundreds of billions of dollars in trade revenue, to spend billions of dollars on a war, only to recreate...

[dddsb]

The "other woman" loooks like a GIANT DRAG QUEEN!!!!!

[AndrewNoNumbers]

Wow that was brilliant. It looked like GTA or something.

[Youssef51]

What a bunch of morons.

[howyun]

Go! Go! Taiwan! 台灣加油!

Taiwan is not a part of China!

Taiwan is an independent country!

[peasho0ter]

taiwan is some deep shit right now, they want to declare independence, but they dont dare to because china would go to war. the only reason china hasnt steamrolled taiwan currently is because the U.S. is backing up taiwan, as some part of a treaty/contract that was signed between taiwan and US years ago. and the US is regretting this treaty/contract big time. if taiwan dares to declare independce then its guranteed war. a war between anyone two countries is bad enough but between 2 powerhouses?

[howyun]

Chinese always say that.

Not surprising!

[peasho0ter]

anyone whose smart enough to (chinese or not) realize whats going on would say that. and besides what are you implying, that im chinese? all im saying is that taiwan cant declare independence as of right now. if they could why havent they done anything yet? besides its not like its an easy fight for the US either cause china clearly sent a message by shooting down one of their satellites a few years ago. if anything taiwan shouldnt declare independence just so we can avoid another war

[kalifese]

....

[kalifese]

taiwan is already independent so she doesnt need to declare anything, you retard. does china rule taiwan? NO!! taiwan has been self-ruled for decades. so what does she need to declare independence for?

[dmid123s5]

Most independent declarations are for chinese people and communist party who can't take the political reality of two countries. PRC never rules Taiwan on any single day, so PRC's act to unify Taiwan is basically the act of invasion and illegal robbery.

[peasho0ter]

yes taiwan is as good as any independent country, since when did i say they didnt do stuff independently? all im saying is that technically they are still a part of china. i didnt say PRC rules taiwan, heck PRC even leaves hong kong alone. "they dont need to declare independence", why not if they could? i would want to be independent, who wouldnt? i repeat again, yes taiwan operates as an independent state, but even the USA (obama) doesnt **recognize** taiwan as an independent state.

[howyun]

NextMedia (Apple Newspapers) has been fined by Taipei City Hall for some millions Taiwan Dollars for the new published animation video. NextMedia has made Taiwan famous and attract so many people. Who has problem? NextMedia or Taipei City Hall?

[chengyulo19]

I looked for the video after NY times reporting the animation. I think this is a great tool for news reporting for speculations. After all how many reporters can really know what happen if no wintness other than those who is involved? As long as the animation stay as such. We all know that it may not be the truth.

[howyun]

Amazing! Nearly 2 millions people have watched this video in 2 days.

According to Ma19kuso, it's only 4000 viewers 2 days ago.

[ideaophile]

Taiwanese news is the greatest ever. Forget Reuters, BBC, AP, they all fell short of computerized re-enactments.

[bohnstube]

Poor Tigerrrrrrrrrr, all he wanted was a Hole-in-One outside his marriage, and he ends up with at least a SEXtuple BOGEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Septuple, anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

[khztw]

原來是possible that speed was below threshold for activating airbag 不是車子沒裝安全氣囊ㄚ....

[vladimirbalt]

Wtf? Lolio!

[neotokyomedia]

Looks like the used The Sims on this video aahaha the guy textured looks more Indian

[mixupnow]

This could be done to re-enact murder cases in court.

[martinwgc]

This piece of news from the TAIWAN province of the Republic of CHINA is really funny.

[howyun]

Taiwan is not a province of Republic of China.

Taiwan is going to change a name to Republic of Taiwan, so people won't be confused Taiwan with China. and it's not funny at all. Look at the nearly 2 millions people who viewed in 2 days.

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