WCG Ultimate Gamer Season 2 Audition Interview. "I hope this works".

[TheCosmicUniverse]

It's just.. just painful to watch this...

[FloatyPineapple]

This guy gets more pussy than a stray cat home.

[TheIkidsEde]

This guy reminds me of a lesbian chick I used to know

[XAzNmnKyX]

This should be on Tosh.0 SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

[llecho419ll]

foreveralone.jpg

[joeypatu89]

oh shut the fck up already lol

[LordL0ss]

I like how he says "Very nice" reminds me of Borat, "If ya know what I mean" ;)

[MrJaykray]

You can always expect to come back in videogames when you least expect it.

What a paradox.

[ndelpellegrino1]

america the best gaming country in the world...?

[iranoutofgoodnames]

I was waiting for a gorilla to come out of the door behind him and beat the shit out of him and raping him afterwards.

[ljc12]

I love how he keeps confusing multiplayer with single player ahahahahaha

[wigspl1t]

This kid is like 18 if that, how the hell has he been gaming for 10-12 years, haha. I love the youngins these days acting like they are old school gamers, get fucked.

[wigspl1t]

I'm speechless....

[Zerodeath86]

Id rather have sex with a whale then watch this video again....

[imraw17]

@Zerodeath86 AHAHAHAHA

[alibaba0880]

@1MRLIBERTYPRIME

If you had OCD you would use correct grammar idiot.

[carbone151]

CUNT DESTROYER



[raydzm]

Nerd

[envee29]

Holy fuck get out of my state.

[1MRLIBERTYPRIME]

dude i think this kid brags alot i have adhd and aspergers and ocd and im better with life skills then him

[jjsmith125]

what a loser

[1234Rofllollmao]

woooow, you're really tough!.. :P lol, (sarcasm btw, for the slow ones :) )

[ieodksnw787]

This kid makes AJ look like Don "Magic" Juan.

[BonelessPro]

This has to be fake come on man really

[brandonfountain]

wow, this guy needs to get laid

[Protopro91]

if this is a joke, its very well played.

if it isnt, i pity the fool.

[JorEl11111]

All of your learning steps apply to everybody.

[KoreanSeaBass]

this kid is a fucking hardcore baller

[P11nkP0w3R4ng3r]

This is the kinda of kids i shit talk on xbox live hahaha *Geek Alert* hahaha

[xxgosuxx]

This kid doesn't f ukk around.

[ajibaja123]

dude ur a fagget

[ajibaja123]

dude ur a fag

[XAzNmnKyX]

I BET U ANYTHING, THIS IS THE KINDA OF GUY WHO WOULD TALK SHIT ABOUT GIRL GAMERS

[XAzNmnKyX]

Dude. They are not going to let just anyone on the show. The pick good gamers who can hand the games they dish out and not to mention, gamers who can do the real life challenges.

[XAzNmnKyX]

Ok is this video for real , dude sounds like a robot. XD

[XAzNmnKyX]

Um who stills says "I like to strike while the iron is hot" anymore

[XAzNmnKyX]

WOW Can u say NERD ALERT!! LOL but best of luck getting on the show. XD U have a better chance of getting on the show then getting laid

[PinkFLoYdFAN221]

@xAC1DiCx

LOL! Yeah this video sucked the big one

[xAC1DiCx]

So lets review:

Cons: Too many to count

Pros: None

Video Quality: The video was shit quality, words didn't move at the rate his mouth did. Imagine if he were auditioning at American Idol :P

Highlights: The whole damn thing was hilarious...the entire vid is a highlight :)

Overall Rating:10/10

[XAzNmnKyX]

@xAC1DiCx XD Funny shit man, Funny Shit

[xAC1DiCx]

Also...he still lives with his parents!?!?! I'm sure the hosts of this show want you to at least have SOME kind of life. This is a prime example my friends of what games can do to you if you get a little bit too obsessed with them. I mean don't get me wrong I love video games but...I also love hitting the gym every now and then, and I also like going to work where I earn a living. I don't depend on gaming to fish me out of the hole I got my ass in, I depend on my job that brings REAL income.

[xAC1DiCx]

Well first of all with a gamertag like darth cranium he had absolutely no hope of ever being on the show...

He's clearly reading his audition. He also screws up a LOT in the video. What do you think would of happened to him had he gone to one of the venues for the audition with a paper in his hand reading off of it? They would of LAUGHED him out of the place.

He also goes to say, "I've never had another personal hobby in my life, for the past 12 years game are all I have known."

[ShellBulletX]

"You can always expect come from behind victories when you least expect them". lolol

[1200club]

definitely masturbates with the xbox 360 controller up his ass with it vibrating constantly... mhm yep

[Seanz1lla]

I could have swore I heard the camera person laughing a few times.

[gantonski]

best video yet

[EnglishTophat]

This guy is trollin!

[louistorres]

This kid is HILAROUS....!! I love how he sucks up the access saliva...! Hahahaha...!! The best part is how he's reading it, pauses, reads, corrects, pauses then goes again. He's always "on top..!?" ;)

[bukshotaz]

how can i get a copy of this video i want to watch it every day at least 12 times a day

[OSBFSSB]

LOL

[lwboyce1]

i have never had any other hobby in my entire life...

and let me guess this hobby is not jogging....

[Maplebangeek]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[OminousLatinUsername]

The cousin of Chris Chandler.

[cianazzaftw]

" I like to strike when the irons hot, if you know what I mean" - Darth Cranium

[alexlucamacri]

TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL nanan i keed i keed

[ihaterobbie123]

Imagine where this kid will be in 10 years (except being 10-12 years older):

He'll have 10-12 years more exp. and will have known only games for 20-24.

He'll have gained 100-120lbs with 10-12 bypasses.

He'll have been rejected from work 10-12 times.

He'll have rubbed one off 100,000-120,000 times.

That's where I see him...

[bubba1245]

is that a hula hoop in the background behind the dresser?

[InebriatedfiltH]

kid if u read this SHUT THE FUCK UP ur one of the fuckheads that make gamers look like fucking deadshits....and for fuck sake hit up the treadmill

[bw13187]

gaming with the same people for ten to twelve years can quickly run its course, if you know what I mean.

[Augustusa1]

"After 3-12 years gaming with the same people can quickly run its course if you know what I mean" Ohhhh I know what he means. Wink* Wink*

[Augustusa1]

@Augustusa1 "After finding someones weakness I like to strike while the iron is hot if you know what I mean" Ohhhh I know what he means. Wink* Wink*

[JamesDUFC]

What a hero

[usmanioa]

wat a faggot lol

[HeadhunterHBN]

he's so cool i wish i was as awesome as him

[cdoggyfizzle]

I would pay syfy and WCG to see this guy on season 2. =D

[Augustusa1]

@cdoggyfizzle LOL! Agreed!

[Xboxer1080]

@it0wont0be0long

Please take town that video you took from me. I dont need anymore publicity or time to impress the people on wcg ultimate gamer. and how did you get my video anyway? Isn't it illegal to take another persons video and post it under your name?

[CamelToadProductions]

Thank you for reposting this. NEVER delete it.

[DOAUMASTER]

I hate to say this but this is what gaming should try to avoid (video wise). Not hating on the brotha and i am sure he is a totally different guy in person than in front of a camera. But we really need to get people out of that NERD mentality. CLICK on my PROFILE to see my video submission. I really want to take gaming forward and all of us together can do that. (@ EVERYONE)

-MASTER

[JtRdiscovered]

TARD

[y2j50]

nerd,loser!!

[cdoggyfizzle]

@sxesebastien Lmfao.

[prettylittleicecube]

@sxesebastien Since we're all speaking our minds here, I think this kid WILL get laid. It may not be until he's 30, but he will. By that time he'll also have 'exploited' his gaming skills to win $100k at some Magic the Gathering tournament or some other nerdy tournament like that.  He'll be living comfortably, happily partying it up with some hot larper chick, while his lame-as-fuck jock contemporaries are still living with roommates and have $0 in their savings cause they bought a dumb car.

[XAzNmnKyX]

@sxesebastien Let alone even talk to a girl. :)

[Kazisun08]

you've had no other hobby in your life? this kid is soo fucking lame and we wouldnt care if he were to kill himself... seriously. These people need to die. Get a job, do your taxes, meet some girls for god sake and have a life... and yes.. Micheal J Fox was holding the camra.

[Xboxer1080]

@Kazisun08

Wrong. My brother was holding the camera.

[ssjpui]

Made me lol soo hard @ 3:47

[zeldadied]

This kid's a douchebag!

[alfaalex101]

You rage you lose.

[ssjpui]

@alfaalex101

I raged... Inside me when I saw this.

[Fai27]

MANLY.

[waterpolomd9]

Nerd

[liljohnnotbigjohn]

I am stunned that he isn't using action figures to move his monologue along... I hope he gets the spot. :D

[swtkandiekiss]

Wow, bobby bones wasn't kidding. This guy is a total dorkY. Hope you get on season 2, I'm sure your epic skills will come in handy. Seriously, read the required games to play on the main website. Hope you can bring your A game. How old are you? Get a job and move out for your parents. Most people do that at 18, unless you're japanese, then you just stay with them forever.

[it0wont0be0long]

@swtkandiekiss i think with the removal of this video from his page, darth cranium will sadly not be participating to be WCG's ultimate gamer in the season of two. :'[

[Sojiin]

@swtkandiekiss lol i totally agree get a fucking job or another hobby

hell i would audition for wcg just to show up asspackers like him

[sethweed138]

I'd be this kids bro.. seriously. This video makes me so sad. At first I laughed but this kid has lived such a sheltered life.

[dafalconater]

hahahhahahah

[rickyinaustin]

genius.

[zippyzee]

whos holding the camera... michael j fox??

[1234Rofllollmao]

@zippyzee

He's mom, or better known as he's BFF :)

[zippyzee]

@1234Rofllollmao "his mom".... not "he's mom"..... stay in school.

[WhatsMelee]

THE MAJURITY OF THE TIME

[IAMTHEOBNXIOUSDOUCHE]

Caaaaaaaaaar

[bobjustbob]

if you know what i mean if you know what i mean

[Geo0123]

AWESOME!! thanks for uploading it!!!!

[noobinator50]

STUMBLED FROM OREGON.

[KokaKolaKan]

good, good, I thought it was gone forever

[fortsigma]

thank you for archiving a seminal event in youtube history

[scottjs12]

NEVER LET IT DIE

[zachlolz]

thanks