YouTube's Most Clever Comments

[lachyan17]

fuck these fags u together they look like a hairy dick

[mcfrost2006]

Keith and The Girl are great

[SandDemon64]

Lol, you'd think people would stop sending hate comments to them after this kinda thing, because can't they see that they are just giving KATG stuff to put in their shows and videos?

[available870]

thumbs up if you didn't thumbs up for this comment. haha what'll ya do now?

[SuperAwsomeMovies]

94th comment

[SabDaKing]

damn that bitch is ugly and the guy looks like a home made Dildo, but seriously.. back to my point of commenting on this, you must not have gotten a degree superior enough to get a job in a well played sector, or you probably just took the course of communications.. which usually is taken by idiots who do not have enough brain capacity to make their cells function around more advanced enterprises, and just to clarify my point, get a life, stop trying to be funny.. because you just.. arent..peace

[1W15HT0]

@SabDaKing You are so fucking retarded there are simply no words for it.

[RealEmotionX]

@SabDaKing this must be missing periods somewhere. This made NO fucking sense.

[robm425]

Haters keep hating and Keith and The Girl's success only grows!!!

So keep hating haters. Do us a favor and get the national media to run a story about how racist Keith and Chemda are!!! I think you need to alert the press of their racism.

But in the end it will only give KATG more fans

[itsapinksnazzytie]

chemdas gorrgeous

[canibalgofer]

lol and more come. Best and brightest indeed.

[mikefromauckland]

Why do you even care what a bald fat man thinks?

[mattsgoneskatin]

i bet theyre a disgrace to all jews all over the world i like to think so

[mattsgoneskatin]

a racist jew wtf i dont think they have the right to be racist

[mud3000]

omgz keeth and the gilr are piesus of shit, they probably cant evan afford the shoes. i hoop they die i n a cementary and r dugg up and die allover agian.

[Silvoleon]

keith's a racist piece of shit

[Deovindice2001]

lol stupid haters, good stuff

[abhs89]

Wow they are complete retards O_O

[RealEmotionX]

@abhs89 And you are a complete douchebag. :D

[AnnaSmee]

Is this from an episode? If so, which one?

[Cordam]

"...and stay paralyzed"

xD

[youhalgh]

Did that guy actually go to one of the best colleges/universities in the world??? Him and his hoe sound like 2 retards just talking about nothing. The people who find this funny must be even more mentally deficient than Keith and his hooker.

[307am]

You're trying to get on the next one aren't you?

[jakeh56]

hahahahaha i love this, bunch of retards commenting at them

[livelovelennon]

fart-head!!!!

rofl

[Rapevic]

ew pew, these guys are rotten

[killermoose99]

I live in Pennsylvania and I agree Philly is fat but filled with thugs a lot of people in P.A. call it

Filthadelphia

[vflhp]

substitute a letter for a word and consider it done, classic

[gangsta30x]

lol

man you guys rock

i never knew about this show,

till right now

[STABBER59]

What crap - They rely on swearing to get laughs

[DanBramaged]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you forty exclamation points.

[colinmurphy5]

lol you guys are awesome

[Bressal]

you two are god damn hilarious

[Deovindice2001]

Hahaha so funny when people make fun of bad comments.

[supersloth23]

you guys are so fucking funny.

[ashthegreat]

haha The Girl is hot!! ;)

[Nightshield]

FMOS!

KATG forever

[smedogz]

Haaaaaaaa ... this is golden. People on the internet are so stupid.

Lolz kick some fuckers arse, KATG

[Cowboyjlove]

Mind-numbing and waste of 4:50 minutes of my life.

[NehemiahsMusic1]

LMAO this is too funny so many spelling errors, they make themselves look horribly pathetic! lol HATERS need lives!!!I'm proud I'm not one I have class and lots of respect but hey i do look at it this way they come to the videos to bash... so they must truly like you. Me personally If i don't like a video I kindly take the mouse and move on... not waste my time making others feel less of them selves cause in the long run its gonna come around and bite you in the ass

[murtaughs]

Copiousness of speech will give opportunities to capricious choice, by which some words will be preferred, and others degraded; vicissitudes of fashion will enforce the use of new, or extend the signification of known terms. The tropes of poetry will make hourly encroachments, and the metaphorical will become the current sense: pronunciation will be varied by levity or ignorance, and the pen must at length comply with the tongue; "

The Preface to Johnson's Dictionary, first published in 1755

[NightwishMaiden]

I agree with them.

The youth of these days is totally uncapable of writing, spelling or even talking.

And I say that as a foreigner, how sad that foreigners in general, master the English language better than the American civilians.

[alucardcastillo03]

TIS SHIT IS WACK!!! hahahaha go outside or something

[lkymn1]

example:

rawrz!

i say that rawrz!

[Darcphyre101]

Hmm... some haters are actually grammatically able... they just choose to use improper grammar to cause maximum offense to the reader.

But then there are others who are just plain stupid - the stupid ones tend to be funnier.

bt j00 guyz r fkin gr8! i luv ur vids! thA ju$t rokzor!!!!!!!!!! lmao roflol

It's pretty easy to fake it. :D

[cjillin]

at 3:19 it looks like you beat the girl, and she had two black eyes to show for it. yeah smack that bitch.... I spelled bitch right woo.

[vighhedle]

It's good to see a video where they point out how stupid America is becomming. Maybe it's all the people who listen to rap all day long. If you listen to that crap then you are bound to lose some brain cells. America is a broken toy that wont be fixed because of stubborn people who use ebonics.

[mechoid9]

I think that they may have been commenting on the stupidity of people in general, not on the stupidity of those in America, though the people in America can be quite stupid.

[HammerMcghee]

Great to see people showing the world how immature they are with thier pointless comments. especially those spelt wrong, or with L337 speach. it saddens me to see so many negative people in the world, that have nothing better in life than to winge and complain.

Keep up the good work guys! great to see the eyes of the world opened up with your videos.

Cheers

[sturek123321]

i will admit that was funny as shit i like them but he said philly is fat and what not but so is he u cant go telling other people they are fat when u are to even if it was voted fattest state in america who cares america is the fattest country in the world hahahahahahahhahahahaha so what ever

[WickedSoulXD]

XD ahahah, I laugh myself silly.

[some1sweetlyspecial]

and talking about being nice and proper... hmm this video has to be rated R for the language.

[some1sweetlyspecial]

lol again this maybe be true. but thts the way things work these days, its much more faster way to type and leave comments or the whole 'text' thing. but guys when "YOU" post ur video on a website or decide to upload it on the internet, u r asking for comments either good or bad and if u dont want comments turn off the comment option. easy as tht. so seriously is this "YOUR" way of getting attention from ppl? first there were myspace whores and now youtube whores lol <<< jkink true but u failed

[VileWorld]

:) There's a difference between a negative and outright stupid comment mind you. I'm fairly certain that most people would naturaly like to read positive coments, but are also open to criticism a/o negative comments in case the person commenting's capable of stating his case propperly.

But trust me, noone's asking for sheer stupidity when posting videos, it's just something that hapens - but shouldn't. And that's what they're trying to point out.

[some1sweetlyspecial]

true VileWorld but i still believe strongly tht u should know the fact tht once u upload something it never really gets deleted and u have to keep ur mind open to all kind of criticism bad or stupid, im just saying ppl do stupid stuff but get attention well u get all kind of attention. LOL and if u be more stupid u can even get cops attention... dateline lol.

[ArkeAngelRevonulet]

Roflmao! Nice to see people are trashing the haters out there LOL! Love it!! LOL!! Keep up the good work! LOL!!

[dan0258520]

lol

[maxrimas]

quite funny:))

[trimble66]

You are rude, however it is totally justified!

I love you cats.

[paparroach]

this works

[EdalB1986]

The last one was so good ... they didn't even had a response to that. It simply lets you speechless

[Zoroasterrrr]

I can speeel weally goodd, I dernt knew wheat he is spooking abooout.

[tobrieper1982]

Good Job... but maybe is too much for those guys from Omaha R.I.P. DEFINITELY You should choose another miss spelled subject... Congratulations for the idea... but You choose the wrong subject... Poor Rating for that

[grindcore19283746]

hahaha this video was funny the comments and them bitching about them . im not watching no more comment videos . you fucking bitch calling him nerdy hahahah . bittch .

[SleeperLv]

I mean does any 3 words together even make sence in that sentence?:DDDD

[SleeperLv]

How the hell can some1 write something like at 1:10 O_O lol. That's amazingly hilarius.

[IMMORTALILLUSIONS]

HI you two are freakin great. send me a message please.

[Archaelia009]

I am from Omaha...and the shooting was very scary. My friend worked at Younkers at the time, knew a lot of the Von Maur employees. It isn't something that Omaha natives take to kindly, and everyone has different views on it. So I'm sure that's why they were sensitive. I'm sorry they screamed at you though.

[ThenewRoto]

I love them, they are so funny.....

[tpoppapuff]

like the concept but the material was severely lacking.

[jrkeepsitreal08]

this shit is fuckin funny,i like how you talk about philly fuck philly you loud mouth fucks keep this shit up it is FUCKIN hilarious

[PainfulLust]

What's with such the negative comments these people leave. I do enjoy this though, keep the funny up. :D

[assark0182]

you guys are amazing

[MelloFK5]

Clever, ladies... clever.

[banannanbalony]

U guyz r hilarious!!! I CAN spell just incase you were wondering, my hands just get tired n i don't feel like typing. I guess you could call them lazy, Lol! Anyway, keep it up, you made me laugh SO hard!!!

[DbzTeenGohanSSJ2]

LMAO!!! That was hilarious, I cracked up.

[Deovindice2001]

This is great!!

F U guyz! Haha just kidding, very funny to listen to though, kudos

[shots1012006]

Well i paid a nigger to fuck your mothers in the ass and then shit in there mouths props to philly for having the realest niggers around get violent!!!

[sneakypittsburgh]

man they got you good. fart head! classic, I use that one every time I run out of stuff to say. like last night I was totally playing halo right then this asshole 8 yr old whooped my ass, and I was like fuck you 8 yr old boy you sound like a little girl. then he was like shut up 40 year old virgin. then I said you're a fart head. hahahahaha, oh my god it was so funny.

[alvarezah]

f-u mutha fucka! rofl jk that cracked me up :D

[Roy8e]

f u

[gumby013]

Read this comment next time...

[AFTRAnetwork]

This is so post-modern.

[cubeforce]

Aces 10 stars!~1

[angellicdemon21]

Why is the internet so angry? I've got nothing for love for KATG. I even love the angry retards who write in. After all, if it wasn't for them, what would we have to laugh at?

[NGCSUsweetheart]

If you were every in doubt, yes, Keith and the Girl ARE better people than you. kthxbye.

[Marwood74]

This video is made of God and Awesome!

[littlp]

f-ing wonderful as always McNally! :)

[TheAmHam]

A Comment to Comments about Comments!

*****FIVE STARS TO KaTG*****

[mcadavieco]

Epic!

Epic!!!

[Whitehawkup]

Ugly? Girl is pretty cute... I don't judge guys, so sorry Keith.

[zukuze]

Keith and the girl epically win!

[Mepsipax12]

f u

[WhiteSword]

1# Keith and The Girl 1#

[peblrox]

i love you guys. no, really, i do. can i come live with you? i'll clean your kitchen.

[designbydave]

lol at the guy making fun of your CRT monitor!

[Anon1696]

I'M NOT FAT.

Wait I am.

And I'm not from Philly.

[TheNationalPool]

Hu da hell you tink is to say fuck philly.

[HitchcockTarantino]

great video you guys. way to combat stupidity and bad spelling with improvised funny-ness!

and there was no misspellings in this letter (except for funny-ness.)