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  • wish i could hav this as my text tone

  • i bought these slippers for my father and on the back it says respect my authority so now i make my father say atoritah instead of authority

  • respect my authoritah!!!!

  • More and it seems every cop thinks like Cartman.

  • oh i love cartman and his sayings!

  • Me too

  • I wish I was a cop so I could say this

  • CARTMAN IS THA FUCKING MAN!! ehhh KID!!!! CARTMAN FOR PRESIDENT

  • @gregboyds season 2 and chicken lover

  • love this LMAO

  • I AMA COP, AND U WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! lol XD!!!

  • 61 people are chicken lovers!

  • 60 people dont respect cartman's authoritahh

  • like hitler sound :D

  • cool

  • 58 people are jailbirds

  • I love how in the reflection of his glasses you see mountains but through out the show, he never even.looks towards mountains... XD

  • 58 people didnt respect a police's authoritah!! xD

  • 58 didn't respect Cartman's AUTHORITAH!!!

  • how the hell can anyone dislike this, they obviously have no respect for authoritah!

  • This is so freaky cuz it works! Copy this to 8 videos then slap yourself in the face. Then click on your backgroun 12 times. Its so amazing cuz fucking nothing will happen!

  • i know the episode that he said it, it was season 2 chicken lover

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • 51 people didnt respect his authoritaah

  • Lol Erik Cartman FTW Southpark FTW

  • YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITHAA!

  • ima fag n' you will respect ma autoritah

  • lol cute little bird chirp in there xD

  • Did you invent Cartman? If not then why do you ask for thumbs?

  • That what he says!!! SO RESPECT HIS AUTORITEH!!!

  • RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!

  • 49 ppl did not accepted his AUTORITAHH

  • i now the episode but whats the season

  • @kirkymc8558 season 2

  • @kirkymc8558 in short i=the EP si about a guy fuc**** chickens just to teach officer Barbrady to read

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh...so yu guys won't respect mah authoritah??? well screw yu guyz.....im goin home.

  • Cartman is the greatest character on South Park.

  • EPIC! xD this would make an epic ringtone! xD thumps up just cause i could listen to this all day and still rotflmao xD

  • IM A COP AND U WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORTITAH!!!

  • respektiere meine Autorität!

  • STUPID JEW!! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!

  • ahm a cop and you will respect mah authoritah

  • i am a cop and you will respect my authority;D!

  • athoritAH lmfao diz is ma friends ringtone!!

  • LMAOOO, cartman <3

  • 44 people do not respect Cartman's authoritah :(

  • @vladermeir LOLOLOLOL

  • ooootoritaaaaah

  • @o00Bobo00o ohhh tortilla?

  • lol he says it so werid

  • yes i will respect ur authoritahhh

  • for all of you thumbs down.. wtf?! this is funny as shit! :D

  • im gonna be him for holloween

  • 42 people have no respect for authoritah

  • respect ma autharitaahh

  • for all those who dont know the EP. its called chicken lover

  • is this from a south park episode,

    if so could someone tell me which one please! x

  • @trevor215412 the EP. is called chicken lover

  • you will respect my athoritahy

  • this video is very short. you should make a collage of respect my authoritah quotes.

  • @mushroompalooza i did

  • aww 38 people disrespected his authoritah :(

  • @powe13 39 people still doesn't respect his autoritah :3

  • My favorite Eric Cartman quote!

  • no vid

    

  • respect my authoritaahh!

  • Episode?

  • @MitchellK77 chicken lover

  • respect MAH AUTHORITAH

  • MAYBAY THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO RESEPCT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!!!!

  • I am the "serpent" (for the retards...adam's apple)

  • Respect MY Authority Asshole

    - Lillith

  • i hawe this t-shirt

  • I don't have a problem with authority. I have a problem with being a deviant during the proving years. My brain has been zapped, and I now do not perceive with emotion. Thanks whoever did that. It's going to take some adjustment to get used to, but I'm something close to content.

  • awesome make him do a dance or some sorta fat jiggle

  • what episode is this? =)

  • @BiggestTwoNoobs This episode is "The Chicken F**ker Case" from season 2

  • ATHORITAH

  • A- uuuuhhhh...... thoritah!

  • One episode Stan says nothing is worse than Cartman with Authoritah

  • @kennyscotten

    Jackovasaurus

  • I remember when this was just the funniest shit out there.

  • You are a child you have no authoritaah!

    I think Cartman is a jerk, but a really funny one ='D

  • that sucks dude

  • U WILL REEZPEK MAH ATHURITAH!

  • this isn't gay at all

  • lol

  • U R not a cop I will Not respect your muthaF***ing athoritah

  • Shut up it's just South Park

  • @radiader09sa

    if you dont like it why did you watch it then????

  • What did he say?

  • he was saying he hates south park so i said if you dont like south park why'd you look up a clip of it on youtube??

  • YOU WILL RESPECT MA AUTHORITEH!!!!!

  • @cartman screw you guys im going hone

  • he is tha bessttt:D

  • @MissSeniorita1 yess 2 tht

  • dude u just copied another video on another website with more views, and you used the same picture, same time, and same everthing -_-

  • naise! <@:)

  • awesome

  • DEY TUKK UR JERB!!

  • dey broke he jauw!!!!

  • DURK A DURRR

  • One of the best lines in comedic history!

  • IM A COP AND U WILL REPECT MY ATHORITAH

  • NEVAH!!!!!

  • lol XD

  • LOL when i lived in utah i had fucking teachers say this shit to me its funny thay talk funny as fuck in utah and when you say it to thay say no we dont in the same funny way thay really do talk its funny shit.

  • i have pajama pants with this on them lollll

  • its realy funny

  • i love that way he says "here" and "authority"

  • he doesnt say here XD or you mean you just like it how he says it?

  • i dont like it.i LOVE IT XD

  • he says here in the 'spontaneous combustion' episode.

  • great!

  • I AM A COP, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! XD XD XD XD XD lol that is so hilarious

  • hahaha luv it!

  • Cartman ftw! There was this episode where these Jakovasaurs r cumin and Cartman gets a badge n hes like...i get authoritah? n Kyle's like OMG nothings worse than cartman with authoritah!

  • cartman rulzz!!

  • lol nice vid

  • I know, just letting you know.

  • Okay, there it is. I wonder what happened...

  • Cause it's not there anymore.

  • Did you remove this from my video responses?

  • How was that rated 1*?

  • cos no one respects his authority!

  • you mean authoritah?

  • authoritaaahh!!

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