Dave Allen on Holidays and Holiday resorts

[euphoricfreedom11]

Hahaha - so true what he says -

[LABCall]

"You'd certainly crap yourself on the way down, and you'd pass that crap coming down on the way up!"

[LABCall]

His routine on the Greeks and Ouzo would work just as well on Malta and Kinnie. That is a soft drink they make, I tried it twice, with a gap of several years in between, and I can verify that there's a damn good reason why that stuff hasn't made any splash outside Malta. Aside from that, I like Malta a lot, but don't drink Kinnie!

[johnanthonyp]

You could throw a bum comedy script at this man-and give him a few minutes-he'd absorb it-and convert it into the absolute masterclass of stand up. Outside of the Beatles, this is the man who could give an American art back to them with panache.

[1977Cavalry]

dave allen was a little strange but what he did great was explain his life experiences good and bad in an honest way quality. question do you think a comedian would survive in this day and age with similar qualities but more up to date if not i will just watch and admire jb

[kesnar1r]

Beign a greek I can say that we drink ouzo! :P

Great laughs!!!

[KelticWoman1]

Dave Allen - the greatest ever, think he needs recognition in this day because boy do we really need to see the truth and laugh about it now more than ever. If someone in the producing world has any sense they will bring back a series on showing him from his young years right through - but not a 1 hr programme but a good showing - someone make it happen!

[bramwell948]

would have loved to have seen him live. RIP dave you were the best comedian by a mile

[tazkavanagh567]

Dave Allen was ahead of his time his material is as good now as when he wrote it. "May your God go with you"

[xThisIsMyLife]

Sounds like a cow shitting through your letterbox

EML<3

[lilypie07]

2 people dont like holidays.

[MrMLD72MLD]

♥ .

[sephiroth2711]

cynical you say? it seemed very sincere to me

[zetetic0void]

7:58 - "and as I got out of bed , I saw it on my toe" - haha

[Cabron139]

"Fifty years in a week, that was quick wasn't it?" simply clever.

[TheCombatsniper]

much better than most of today comedians proper comedy

[pishiest]

When you see cunts like Michael McIntyre and Allen Carr poofing about the stage with thier insincere pish, you realise exactly how talented people like Dave Allen were.

[vince65amarie]

Comedy Gold.....still funny today........

None of the comedians of today compare.

Thanks for the post.

[cutykity]

wow..still laughing

[opendtuning]

OUZO!!! "You never see a local drink that sh5t do You"!!! hhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaa­a....

[playboysinistro]

She is the black what, sorry I couldn't dig the teeth part, any one can explain it to me?

[Acorafication]

@playboysinistro black clad. As in, she was wearing black.

[RubberEad]

This guy beats any of these new comedians hands down. Brilliant.

[gluebum13]

I must stop watching these...

...I'm about to have another hernia.

[ebolarob]

Proper old school genuinely funny comedy presented by a genius.

My wife just came in to ask what I'm guffawing at!

Modern PC comedy just isn't funny....

[AstronautDown]

Although Dave Allen is brilliant, I have to say that in Greece we do drink ouzo all the time in the summer and I must objectively say that it tastes really nice!

[xGuitarMan89x]

I drank alot when I was holidaying in greece, tastes nowhere near as nice when your back in Britain with the crap weather, then it tastes like your drinking cleaning fluid xD

[oldworms]

This man was a class act - still makes us laugh

[MrsJosephMerrick]

@oldworms Agreed! He makes me laugh so much. Ok. so I'm sitting on my own, in the dark, with the computer and laughing my head off OUT LOUD!!!!!!!! LOVE Dave Allen!!

[MendelsonShape]

"You climb to the top of a tower, tie a rubber rope around your feet and dive off."

Written down, it's just a statement. Get Dave Allen to say it and it's comedy gold.

[america8877]

"I saw it on my toe!!" BRILLIANT!!!

Just found out about this guy and i have to admit that there are few like him. Very funny!

[jnmklo9]

Very very funny

[bookworm12424]

"You can hear people sizzling" lol!

[Soloman1001]

A Lobster thats had a nervous breakdown.. LOL!

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[normanwyatt69]

True Classic my sides are aching, thanks Dave.....

[4711robo]

What a guy he crack's me up

Thank you for posting.

Love and Light.

[piapilot123]

"My anus is doing a filter job for the medditaranian" lol classic

[eega100]

@piapilot123 ha!ha!dave allen was way ahead of his time..still piss funny!

[buckmfd]

brilliant, thanks for putting these on.

[pilaricabond]

I dearly remember him portraying pope Paul the VIth on waterskis! He was the best

[sigurd83]

simply the best ever

[ThemeWorld100]

Legend. Genius at work.

[BadNews88]

Note to CK1223:

Stop me if you've heard this before....

HEAR HEAR!

I totally, completely and utterly CONCUR and AGREE!

Thanx, m8's...

[ElveeKaye]

OMG, he had me in tears at the water skiing part! XD

[rohanwotan2]

Ouzo - a Greek Liqueur

[nannoth]

What would "oozle" (sp?) be?

[CK1223]

comedy genius thank u for posting